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Now this is how a president should sound like, profound, inspiring and a dash of hope. up BRF!!!

Im impressed she has more ballz than her Husband.

milehigh06:
these sort f things?that is exactly what happens when we let the oyinbos wash our brains with their deluded tales of how grand and clean they are,they do worse things than us as humans,they go to schools and massacre hundreds(columbine)they kidnap people and disect them like meat and store in fridge to cook and eat(Jeffery dahmer) they say it is because man-lover marriage has been legalized thats why america is having all the natural disasters(some crazy republican evangelist)Africans have our own culture and cos you have not seen things happen does not mean tey do not happen[b],i have seen an old man hang his buba in the air(onipanu)had a friend wetin-call stop functioning,pls things do happen in africa

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you are right things do happen for instance ive seen David Blaine pull a rabbit out of hat.

kay_pumpin:
Oh no,someone's kidnapped the real Djorou who displayed solid defensive capabilities some part of last season and replaced him with a spastic lemming.

My gut feeling tells me Ibimess and his Niger-Delta brothers have a hand in it.

Damn,dude's so bad i think he should be sent to Adam's Azerbaijan team.Maybe,just maybe he will find a bit of form.

Djourou shouldn't be allowed anywhere near emirates stadium.

duduspace:
3 players were outstanding in this match. Chamberlain, Coquelin and Benayoun in that order. OX definitely has it in him to become a crowd favorite, showed every aspect of his game, that guy has some unbelievable acceleration but can pick passes as well. Coquelin showed a strong engine, he can definitely be more than just an holding MF and Benayoun was full of endeavour up till the last whistle.

Real talk ! From this moment we should stop comparing OX to Theo, nuff said!
I also think Ox and CoQ are making a strong challenge for a chance at 1st team.

okada_man:
I did not elect Reuters. I do not care how careful Reuters is. I expect the highest level of service from a government that gets paid to serve me.

If Reuters got their quote wrong, they answer to their editors and those with responsibility over them.

When The Nigerian Government gets it wrong, they answer to Nigerians. On this one, they apparently failed to wash their teeth before showing it to the camera. Their due diligence was all wrong. I reserve the right to be "hysterical" about that.

But keep the words of wisdom coming sage, I'm enjoying it. 

Sharp mon!

Keep winning bawse!

folahann:
Rubbish performance, nonsense game.
[b]Walcott and Ramsey idiotas
[/b]Wenger start using all your major new players and stop trying to prove any stwepid point.

tru tak, i see no reason why Arsene shud stick with these two. they shud come of the bench and thats a maybe.
Ramsey particularly did not make one single attacking move, long pass or run at the opposition, just a bunch of sideway
passes and over-elaborate plays, the quality simple isnt there.

who are we kidding, ramsey is shyte! Theo and Gibbs are weak links on this team.

OX for THEO pls

duduspace:
Thanks @lastpage, I was just about complaining that the link from abes wasn't the correct one.

As long as he never plays the DM role he'll be fine, his off the ball work rate is quite poor relative to PL standards but the boy can string passes together anyhow when he is in his element. In a team with good movement around him, Ramsey is a great asset.

great asset? thats a far stretch boss! he needs to start contributing more than just passes to this team if he wants to start especially for someone who touches the ball quite often.

am i the only one frustrated at watching Ramsey play? he is just not IT for me. seriously, whats the difference btw him and Denilson? immobile, sideway passes, inventive etc etc

they should keep red bull on ice close to the prez at all times    If you take one look at most of our leaders you can tell that can't bust a gut considering all their unhealthy indulgences.  

i dont know about naija but the plumbers at a construction co. im consulting for in NYC clears over $110K yearly not even including overtime.  These are the A guys on the job, the B guys make close to $80K yearly then you have the helpers/apprentices that makes around $30 hourly.


The company itself bills $120 hourly just to look at your job.   

unfair to dump this on Nigerian girls. it will be sad if our society in general embrace fast food uninformed of its drawbacks.
Many of you that have traveled especially the US are aware of the threats. There are fat people everywhere you turn, if i fling
a stone outside my window i am bound to hit a fat person.

Simply put the trade off for fast food is obesity, cardiovascular diseases etc Do you really want to trade a homemade dish of efo
laced with veges and proteins with junk food prepared in a factory like environment preserved with chemicals and dyes.

I once dated a vegetarian once and even though i still eat meat my eating habits forever changed since i met her. We must be disciplined and
earn the the privilege to indulge in junk food.

isn't this the same team whose fans called his fellow countryman a monkey?

sting_224:
My exact thoughts

cool who are your favorite characters?

GOT is one of the best shows ive watched on TV since The Wire. Cant wait for season 2, the finale to S1 was epic. It appears the show is evolving from a quasi-mediaeval to a fantasy epic. Good stuff!!!

macjive01:
On the BRT .

Sorry, but how much was spent on this project?  And still begin spent in maintenance n payment of salary on a loss making service ?
Was the service needed ? Absolutely .
Did the state government paying for it a nice move? Absolutely Not. It clearly show hind-sightedness.

How about, if Fashola had instead, sold out four to five licences to different companies to service those n other unserviced route in Lagos .
Imagine how much money Lagos cud hv made from it?
Imagine how much gov cud hv saved from wat it currently spends on maintenance n payment of salaries with provision of pension plan for her employees.

Gov, cud have only being at the side running inspections n i
ensuring good service. N cud hv plough the money wasted on those buses into road repairs, marking, lighting, traffic lighting, pedestrian walkway n bridge.

poster you make plenty of sense but the tragic end of this is that too many within us celebrates mediocrity.

watching Game of Thrones at the moment and im loving it

^^^ going by your reasoning, if a guy is sitting in a passenger seat albeit he owns a vehicle himself is equivalent to being broke?
Sista you need to get a mind of your own and stop listening to TLC. 

armyofone:
sitting in the passenger seat is tantamount to not being able to bring the bacon home,  next time OP, take the driver seat 
learn from your mistake 

carpool or not (e be like say the gas price don dey bite our brothers hard ooo) there are owners and there are passengers

another foolish reasoning, so its more fashionable to head out with a friend in a convoy of cars instead of pooling abi?

ogugua88:
Why would you shake her head and laugh? You can't get out of the car and greet her? She's not a love-peddler. Whenever guys do that to me, I ignore them because I find it rude as well.

had nothing to do with me being in the car.

armyofone:
now i cant help but laugh so hard  at bolded

yeah so did I

now you get a standing ovation for another fine display of ignorance!!

won-90:
^First fuckup

Never you be a scrub and expect to chat up a Nigerian woman

Never -

Rather get a Keke-napep and chat one up

- 92% of Nigerian women have attitude problems -

One of em travelled all the way from Wales to wash cloths in my house-

i sent her packing!

Another one chased me with moutar and pestle cos i refused to buy her Pizza -

I sent her packing!

The last but not the least hacked into my facebook and stole my credit card - my bank caught her and sent her back to OTA FARM in Ghana

Nigerian women are dangerous (All of them)

clap for yourself for a fine display of ignorance,

from my observation some are rude and some are sweet but the rude ones are in the majority especially the ones that migrated from back home.
Just recently i tried to chat up a girl after a party while sitting in my buddies car, she goes "see you in passenger seat trying to talk to me" then she
sizes me up, rolls eyes, sucks teeth and walks away , all i can i do is shake my head and laugh. the homie was furious I had to restrain him from blasting
her with some unkind words, i told him its not worth it, her loss.

I guess the idea of car pooling doesn't sit with her.

“those who make peaceful change impossible make violent change inevitable” - Mr. Atiku Abubakar
Did we not see the writing on the wall when these greedy bastards started stabbing each other in the back over zoning agreement.
Anyway, is this the perfect time to make a case for state police?

Whoa! Obama dey crunch knuckle o!  That looks like a weak handshake from our president.  

Since we are in the season of Fresh Air lets all waft in the beautiful tropical breeze arresting the air in Aso rock at the moment.

I don tire o!  Shebi we all complained along with Sanusi months ago that these legislators are chopping too much of our resources. 

Am i crazy for thinking that our president will slash their budget below 112Billion instead of actually raising it to 120 Billiion?  Where is the cut?



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Jonathan cuts National Assembly budget
By Ini Ekott and Emmanuel Ogala
May 25, 2011 03:58AM
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The National Assembly yesterday reversed its decision on the 2011 budget - criticised by the executive as high - and began considering amendments that will reduce total national budget by N600 billion and cut lawmakers’ allocation by more than 50 per cent.

The House of Representatives approved two swift readings on Tuesday while the Senate took one reading of a review sent by President Goodluck Jonathan the same day, proposing that federal spending be reduced from initially passed N4.97 trillion to N4.41 trillion.

If the final readings, expected today from chambers are given, the bulk of the budget slash will come from the National Assembly allocation, which the lawmakers arbitrarily moved during earlier appropriation from N112.24 billion to N232.74 billion - more than 100 per cent raise.

The sharp increment drew criticisms and the executive warned that the total budget, with about N1.9 trillion deficit, was not sustainable and needed a review.

In the proposed reduction, the National Assembly budget was reduced to N120 billion, a little above the original figure submitted by Mr Jonathan in November 2010.

Mr Jonathan’s amendment now comes as the legislature winds down its session, amid unresolved financial crisis rocking the House of Representatives over unpaid allowances and corruption charges against its leadership.

As of Tuesday, lawmakers speaking unofficially confirmed the House had not still sourced much-needed funds to clear members’ allowances owed after the released money was confiscated by a bank in lieu of unauthorised loan allegedly taken by the Speaker, Dimeji Bankole.

The loan, which makes it hard for the leadership of the House to pay the entitlements of members, is at the heart of restiveness among the lawmakers, some of whom have launched efforts to sanction Mr Bankole. The other leaders of the House have, however, rallied around the Speaker.

Eseme Oyibo, the spokesperson of the House, said this was done to ensure that the session ends without rancour.

With no bank willing to grant fresh loans, according to sources, one of the options remained for the House to speedily facilitate a compromise on the budget, from where the backlog could be cleared from subheads that received rolled-in allocation.

Final approval

Though obviously affected by the large reduction, the House read Mr Jonathan’s amendment twice on Tuesday and is expected to give a final approval today. The Senate took only the first reading, but is also expected to pass the amendment today for presidential assent before May 29.

“We will consider this tomorrow, 10am, after the committees looked into them,” Mr Bankole said after the second reading of the bill.

The new budget is expected to help deal with an overhanging deficit by trimming a perennially overbloated overhead and running cost. The oil benchmark, increased by the lawmakers from $65 per barrel to $75, is also to be reversed.

At several fora after the first budget was passed, the minister of finance, Olusegun Aganga, has warned that increasing the benchmark from $65 could hurt the economy should the oil price fall in the year, since the excess crude oil account was almost completely depleted.

In the new amendments, big budgetary heads like defence, police formation and commands, and the presidency, are to be reviewed downward, although with low margins compared to the National Assembly. Education received a reduction too from N311 billion to N304 billion.

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this guy got so many strikes against him is not even funny. Take all the sound advice you've gotten from the good folks of NL and dodge this guy like a plague.
If he's a former yahoo boy like the ones that sends me funny emails every other day then you need to beware cause them dudes are masters at the art of seduction.


If they can talk up someone they've never met before into giving up their life savings imagine the kind game he cudve been running on you this whole while.

And puhleasse stop hes nice and normal, homeboy is neither of the two its all part of the game.

A word is enough for the wise.

Mr Presido abeg ignore this list the same way you ignored the zoning the policy. Thank you!