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RomanceRe: Where Do You Like To Be Touched During Hot Se,x? by generalissimo(m): 8:41am On Jan 03, 2016
SexyStrawberry:
hmmmmm, make I read comments *spreads mat + a bowl of kwuli-kwuli*
That's not what we want to hear joor. Tell op where to put hand grin
CelebritiesRe: Teebillz Shares Beautiful Photos Of His Son; Jamil by generalissimo(m): 9:49am On Jan 01, 2016
O God my help, please remember me too ooooo Amen
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Spends Quality Time With His Kids Dancing & Riding On A Hoverboard by generalissimo(m): 8:32pm On Dec 31, 2015
Ginaz:
That's my man kiss
Your man Kwa? Mba o :O Na Annie's man joor
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do If You Recieve This On Your Phone?? by generalissimo(m): 4:11pm On Dec 31, 2015
IamBae:
Says who? I'm a gadget freak and I twerk phones too angry
See, I was right. Na TWEEK dem dey call am, not TWERK. Na girls dey twerk. grin
PropertiesRe: 5 Bedroom Duplex Built With Italian Materials selling cheap by generalissimo(m): 7:14am On Dec 31, 2015
Where is the location it is built and how much is it?
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Do If You Recieve This On Your Phone?? by generalissimo(m): 7:01am On Dec 31, 2015
IamBae:
Order for a Samsung galaxy s6 edge undecided
Chai! Girls and phones!..........and you don't even know how to use them fully grin
CareerRe: I Want To Sack My Employee I Was Crushing On. by generalissimo(m): 10:13am On Dec 19, 2015
misspicy:
lol.....the girl is not even matured enough.... why become rude to your boss
because he asked you out?

OP sack her already,she never experience life gringrin
This your signature na wa o! grin
CelebritiesRe: Regina Askia Celebrates her 48th Birthday Today by generalissimo(m): 9:59am On Dec 19, 2015
Chai! 48! Na wa o! So, when I dey younger dey see this beautiful woman for movies dey hope say one day I go grow up and marry am, I no suspect say na my mama mate she go be when I eventually grow up. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ma! LLNP O! This woman still fineeee for that age o
PoliticsRe: Video Of Nigerian Soldiers Begging Shiites To Clear The Road by generalissimo(m): 12:24am On Dec 17, 2015
OgundeleT:
that means the NA are lying when they said the shite's want to attack them before they kill them.
Na wa o! Upon say you still watch the video clip, you still didn't understand. Oh! Sorry, na English dem speak for the video, u fit no understand it fully.
CelebritiesRe: Is This Push Up Bra Or Breast Implants? (photos) by generalissimo(m): 12:47pm On Dec 12, 2015
Definitely an implant. We ain't dummies now!
EducationRe: 10 Signs You Only Went To School But An Illiterate by generalissimo(m): 8:08pm On Dec 09, 2015
Sveen:
Apart from the sex aspect, none of the other stuffs can happen in Unilorin.
I sight u from afar bro! Better by far
FoodRe: Scary: Which Of These Would You Eat For #50,000? by generalissimo(m): 5:40pm On Dec 09, 2015
Hmmmmm! Yummmy! I can eat all for free grin grin grin grin










Except for that Dried Alangba o shocked lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Enjoying Her Swimming Pool ( Sunday Photos ) by generalissimo(m): 10:26pm On Nov 29, 2015
vivianblog:
Great Woman !!!!!!! .... #VIVIANGIST
There's something about you disciples of Linda that I haven't figured out. Let us know when she farts also
Science/TechnologyRe: Top Five Nigerian Scientists And Their Great Inventions by generalissimo(m): 7:32pm On Nov 29, 2015
MrKontrovErsy:
I can see 3 Igbo men representing where it matters most. and no yorobbber man on d list. we for no hear word today.
now where are those Flat Head amala eaters that always talkin rubbish.?
I hope they are seeing this. its not all about propaganda and stuffz
Flat-headed Amala-eaters.... What a way to describe us! *can't stop laffing o WTF!
Science/TechnologyRe: 10 Things About The Atmosphere That You Don't Know by generalissimo(m): 8:42pm On Nov 27, 2015
Osirimononaye:
Honestly I Love Your Write Up...Very Educative
*No End Time*..
End time comment
TravelRe: My Near Crash Experience With Arik Air Yesterday by generalissimo(m): 10:01pm On Nov 26, 2015
Halleydavid:
Source; http://www.juicygossips.com.ng/2015/11/my-near-crash-experience-with-arik-air.html
O Lord, gimme patience to be reading long write up like this in Jesus mighty name Amen!
CelebritiesRe: The Amazing Bleaching Of Dayo Amusa (Before & After Pics) by generalissimo(m): 12:35pm On Nov 26, 2015
BABANGBALI:
dirty old dog. Celebrity my foot tongue
Guy, back in the states, we don't say dog, we say B*ITCH.

BTW, your foot is dirty. In other words, this biiitch don suffer
CelebritiesRe: The Amazing Bleaching Of Dayo Amusa (Before & After Pics) by generalissimo(m): 11:30am On Nov 26, 2015
celebgists:
Blood of zachariah shocked
Chai! Zechariah blood Kwa!
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Will Not Like This (pic) by generalissimo(m): 9:53am On Nov 26, 2015
ernesty20:
"Only few people can speak the truth without minding the people the truth will hurt."
Chai! You have been raped! You wish she was speaking the truth? You became gullible cos your mind is dirrrrrty!
FoodRe: Female Blogger Makes Bread With Yeast From Her Vagina [PICS] by generalissimo(m): 7:34pm On Nov 24, 2015
*throws up uncontrollably*












*walks outa thread disgusted *
FamilyRe: 15 Funny Childhood Nostalgic Photos That Will Make You Feel Old. by generalissimo(m): 8:37pm On Nov 23, 2015
Me, I am not familiar with all these. I grew up in Ouagadougou,......near Florida in UK! grin













*Chai! Guys go roast me o
RomanceRe: My encounter with a small xxxxx by generalissimo(m): 8:18pm On Nov 22, 2015
dollyptosh:
Azin..Really funny. Cave of life
Na dat kain cave you go put on top bed dey talk and you go dey hear the echo of your voice grin
RomanceRe: by generalissimo(m): 10:09am On Nov 22, 2015
healthy2015:
This lady has been working with me for about four months now, and she has proved herself to be a promising marketer for my company.
She recently sealed a sales deal which landed the company into a massive increase in turnover. I have sent her a bonus check with a personal congratulatory message based on my policy set forth. I got text messages in return requesting for a dinner date with me which I obliged, since she is really a promising staff. After the dinner, and a bottle of wine, she started asking for after dinner entertainment which i turned down.
I got an SMS from her telling me that she only wanted to have my D**K as a reward for here performance.

I am married and cannot think of such,on the other hand, I really want her in the firm to keep up with sales, because she knows the business very well, but cannot kill my self esteem in the name of sex.

Matured mind only please
You are an amazing guy. Keep it up!
RomanceRe: My encounter with a small xxxxx by generalissimo(m): 10:04am On Nov 22, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol. I guess we'll never know. However, "pencil dicks" do exist so we can't totally rubbish her experience & put all the blame on her. Maybe he actually had one or like you said, she brought a cave to bed tongue
Sweetie, you don commit sin o. Na ur comment dey make me dey laugh 4 church. Even pastor sef don notice. Which one be CAVE 4 Jesu sakes? Na TUNNEL I bin dey hear o. grin grin grin So cave sef dey..... You ladies no go kill us
RomanceRe: My encounter with a small xxxxx by generalissimo(m): 9:54am On Nov 22, 2015
prettigurl16:
Recently, I have been doing a lot of contemplation on my new relationship. Nice guy, a gentleman in every sense, opens and closes doors for me, at the peak of his career with his own home in an exclusive part of town.
The problem is that I decided to test drive seeing as I had arrived at my bus stop( or so I thought).The day started well. We went to dinner in the best restaurant in town. Trust your naija babe. I dressed to kill. He was also very well dressed. I could see that he had

made an effort. I had mussels and oysters. My first time. The white wine was the best.

Then he took me to the beach nearby to watch the sunset. It was beautiful. He had already rented a cabin for the day by the beach, very romantic. Leaving the beach, we came back to the cabin and made love. That was when trouble started. There was no instrument! It was so tiny. I tried to touch it but he said no. Well, that was the end of the evening.

I now berrate myself. I shouldn't have tested. What do you think?
He is caucasian btw
Really? huh An anonymous writer would write anything imaginable though. Say "God" if want us to believe
PoliticsRe: Two Men Stopped From Boarding US Plane After Speaking Arabic by generalissimo(m): 9:42am On Nov 22, 2015
geesilver:
off course you are entitle to ur opinion likewise everyone, u are only responsible for what u say bt try to be objective sometimes........no religion supersede others we all have equal rite to live, move and practice our fate with no fear.
I hope the right to blow up others who do not share our faith is not included
PoliticsRe: Two Men Stopped From Boarding US Plane After Speaking Arabic by generalissimo(m): 9:39am On Nov 22, 2015
Lordave:
Just being cautious.

Nkita nile n'ara nsi, mana nke ahuru nsi n'onu ya ka à n'akpo ori nsi.

Look at what religion has done to some people, Islam has successfully made itself a gigantic object of fright and ridicule.
Me sef go send you commot plane with this your Nkita......... gbim gbas gbos....
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose Posts On Mr Ibu (Photo) by generalissimo(m): 8:25am On Nov 22, 2015
lipsrsealed

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