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Politics / Re: COVID-19: FG Says Chinese Doctors Still In Quarantine by generalissimo(m): 9:12am On Apr 18, 2020
Betakeshi:
What was the point of bringing them?
To loot money of course! They are claiming to have spent $2 million bringing them in.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Do With 300k?? by generalissimo(m): 7:48am On Mar 15, 2020
Invest in the Prime Capital Investment Plan and earn good interest on your capital

This is one of many investment products of UK-DION INVESTMENT LIMITED

Visit one of their offices located at 81,Adeniyi Jones Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos. www.ukdioninvestment.com

At the office, ask for a Marketer (Deji 0.8.0.7.4.4.5.2.3.6.3) to explain more

You would be glad you did.
hayurmidey:
Hello,
I have this Three hundred thousand naira lying in my account, I really do not like the fact that the money is just there and I have no investment or business to direct it to. I am website developer, the money was a payment for a long term project I just completed.
I believe having the money in my account would not make me, hustle for more, it makes me think I have money which I do not.

Please, I need recommendation of a best, suitable and profit yielding business I could engage in. I am still a student, although in my finals. I will love a good recommendation, preparing me for the life outside school.

Thank you, I am anticipating your replies.

Warm regards,
Hayurmidey
Romance / Re: See Why This Lady Lost Her Marriage Opportunity. by generalissimo(m): 5:26pm On Mar 13, 2020
I just can't imagine o
jasman1:
Just imagining what Naija will look like when all these bastards they keep producing are grown
Health / Re: Discover Conoravirus Vaccine, Get N36m - FG To Scientists by generalissimo(m): 7:05pm On Feb 14, 2020
N36,000,000.00 Mtcheww When half-educated bitches are winning N60,000,000.00 in a reality TV show. #JOKERS

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Family / Re: How Can I Stop My Ex From Visiting My Matrimonial Home? by generalissimo(m): 7:45pm On Feb 02, 2020
The Legendary NwaAmaikpe,
After you, na you! Nobody is sicker!
Concerning this issue, you have spoken well. I really pity that husband who has been so unlucky to have married a lady like that. I don't wanna judge cos no one is a saint. While the perfect description of most of us is IMPERFECT, I think we should be truthful enough to expect consequences of our imperfections sometimes in life. That's only natural.
Face your music, lady. The worst probably hasn't come yet. Only God Almighty can and also can grin
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



You are such an ingrate.
Do you know how many of us that wish that our partners were cool with our exes.

You have the prospect of a 3some on a platter and here you are complaining about a gift from God.

But this does not add up.
If x+10 = u ≤ 40%

Where 10 is your present spouse,
x is your ex
While you are u.
And u is less than in an optimal state.


Then what is y?

Y is simply that you did your ex bad.
He was a great guy but you schemed him away for your present husband out of greed and an addiction for cheating.

I know this because,
You feel sooooo uncomfortable with your ex around. You feel an indescribable amount of guilt each time you see him and it feels like you are staring at Karma in human garb.

For your husband to be that nice to your ex means that
Your husband knew you were cheating on your ex with him. He knows your ex didn't deserve that wrong, this explains why he feels obliged to set him up on life.

So it is either that he is a man of great conscience or a man who needs your ex as an ally to know the true you and decipher all of your trickery for him to feel this indebted to your ex.

Or even better.
Your husband and your ex may be gay and your ex is using this as his best revenge.

But one thing is certain.
You were two-faced and bad to your ex....this is why the bible says that the wicked runs when NOTHING is chasing them.

Get over it, what will be, will be.
This is because I've just found out from your previous post that your ex isn't really an ex but your best and most loyal patron in your prostitution days.

You owe him, an agreement is an agreement.
Your husband is a proper gentleman so he should understand this too.
I don't think your husband will even mind because someone who brings home his wife's ex and someone who marries a hoe doesn't expect much out of marriage.

My only prayer is that your husband is forever able to meet his financial, emotional and sexual obligations because water will surely find it's level.

What do I even know, over to Lalasticlala and the other elders.

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Romance / Re: I Think I Am Falling For a Yoruba Guy, What Do U Think Abt Them by generalissimo(m): 6:47am On Jan 27, 2020
While you are here seeking people's opinions about Yoruba Demons, be sure you are not also trying to eat your cake and still have it while in the relationship thinking you're smarter than your ancestors. If your so called Demon perceived you as the right one, a good girl, he might wanna stick with you. But if you think you've got medals as a smart, money-hungry runs-girl, a Demon reciprocates. Shikenna!
Travel / Re: Under Flyover Bridges In Dubai Vs. Under Flyover Bridges In Lagos (PHOTOS) by generalissimo(m): 8:45am On Dec 04, 2019
grin grin grin
HospitalityDiva:
Lets be patriotic. Let us not say anything about the state of under bridges in Nigeria. Kai. Thunder fire our politicians.
Make the thunder no waste time abeg! cheesy

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Investment / Re: Saving Funds In Dollars by generalissimo(m): 9:22am On Dec 02, 2019
Fostercat:
Hello investment gurus!!

A brother of mine came to meet me and as we were discussing about savings and investment , he said his monthly savings was 300k after expenses,but what he usually does,is that he converts the naira into dollars and saves it in a dollar domicilary account he opened with first bank.

He said his money grew when naira depreciated.

I have a few millions too,but in a savings account in naira.

Is it truly beneficial to save the money in dollars as one is not ready to use it yet?
Or is better in a fixed deposit account?

Which is the best way to save money one is not ready to use yet?

You and your brother are very wise with money. Investment is one of the proven ways to sustain one's finances and enhance one's financial strength. Saving up in dollars may be risky because it is not totally impossible that the naira appreciates one day when the Nigerian government gets it right. When that happens, you can lose some money. A fixed deposit, on the other hand, is a very good investment but has too little ROI but it's stable and almost risk-free. Also, you get to know how much you are expecting as your ROI before you invest.

Both saving money up in dollars and investing in the fixed deposits are ok but I would recommend a better alternative to the two options: an investment company to grow your funds for you while you are relaxing. www.ukdioninvestment.com

UK-DION INVESTMENT LIMITED is an Asset management company that is registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) and regulated by the Securities and Exchange Commission(SEC). Our philosophy is to provide our clients with the best independent advice on their investments and help them get the best value for their money.

They are a non-banking financial institution that is into the business of asset/wealth management. The company is built on a strong foundation of integrity and professional ethics and bound by law to put clients’ interests first.

They have quite interesting and beneficial investment plans you might want to consider. I'll recommend this one called Prime Capital Investment Plan. It is more like fixed deposit in nature but with higher interest rates and a minimum of N250,000.00 investment amount and minimum of 3 months investment tenor. https://ukdioninvestment.com/portfolio/view/2 check it out

You can contact me on o8o74452363 in case you need any explanation on the company and their investment products.

Good luck
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Extremely Stingy. Should I Be Worried? by generalissimo(m): 11:00am On Nov 26, 2019
lereinter:



I would not have replied you, but you mentioned my mother

I have cursed you severally

May your kids don't grow
Imagine! You are not in authority to curse me. Why would you attempt to curse someone who God Almighty Himself has blessed? It is uncalled for bro. I neither cursed you nor your mother so why would you risk your miserable life attempting to curse me? I just expressed my opinion about your view. So since you wished to be cursed, may all the curses you placed be for you and your entire family members. As for me and my family members, we are covered with the blood of Jesus, immuned from your curses. A word of advice, change your ways before you ruin your life completely.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Extremely Stingy. Should I Be Worried? by generalissimo(m): 8:53am On Nov 25, 2019
lereinter:
When I saw the topic, I thought your gf were to be working with CBN or their likes

But how can you write that someone working in ShopRite is stingy

She has not got enough to spare with you

Well

If you don't give her does she complain heavily
To think that somebody like you will get married one day is scary. If you had not written this under the influence of weed, then, your mother needs a lot of prayers to do

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Extremely Stingy. Should I Be Worried? by generalissimo(m): 8:49am On Nov 25, 2019
Eyeness:
the reason you wrote this is because you don't have much. if she is a good person despite this, then marry her. Actually, you are the provider in the family. How come i never see rich men complain of stingy women?
You have lived too long among the poor folks that is probably why you haven't seen a rich man complain of his stingy wife. You don't have to be needy before realizing someone has been stingy towards you. Money isn't everything bikonu! Everyone wants to feel loved and a little gift and assistance once in a while is one of the ways to show it.

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Romance / Re: VAR Meme Challenge. A Thread by generalissimo(m): 9:46am On Nov 15, 2019
grin grin grin What a thread!
Webmasters / Re: How Do I Verify My Google Adsense Account? by generalissimo(m): 8:36am On Nov 08, 2019
Hello Britishcoins, I have some questions to ask you about this stuff but I dont want to ask it here in order not to appear as an OTONDO grin. It's about the adsense. Please help a brother. Permission to DM u?
Britishcoins:
Bros I wish I could physically assist you. To receive ur pin is the easiest thing in adsense, I have received my first second and third pin through post office minna branch, in fact my payoneer card was delivered and they even called me, my business now don't allow me to make money from Google, remember the threshold for Nigerians is 150 dollars hope you have sufficient fund 21st is always the payment date beginning...

I will forever miss my Indian and Pakistan friends those guys can cheat Google very well. We bomberd Google with admob u till the discoverd and made it almost impossible.....
I am now minding my physical business....

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Romance / Re: Ex Girlfriend now keeps Disturbing Me. by generalissimo(m): 10:17am On Jun 21, 2019
Be glad bro. You've just set yourself free from emotional wreck. Relationship is meant to be enjoyed, not to be endured. Manipulative bitches can make one's life a living hell. What an experience you've got.
BrownCarton:

A lot of sentiments were involved. As our families knew each other, so I made a lot of escuses till it got real bad.
Romance / Re: Ex Girlfriend now keeps Disturbing Me. by generalissimo(m): 10:10am On Jun 21, 2019
Don't insult love sister. You don't hurt people you love. And you don't feed on their emotional trauma neither. She has been taking the guy's genuine love for games. She ain't worth the guy.
Oyinlicious:
Maybe she still loves you that's why she keeps disturbing or the guy hurt her feelings

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Education / Re: Difference Between Rusticated And Expelled by generalissimo(m): 9:54am On Jun 21, 2019
Guy, hope you have license to Laff in that language
respect80:


So exam malpractice is a lite offense in your school

I laff in swahili language

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Health / Re: Nigerian Doctor Saves ‘dying Man’ On Azman Airline Flight [PHOTOS] by generalissimo(m): 8:56am On May 30, 2019
Well-done Doc. Thank God for saving that life
Education / Re: Check Out 5 Clears Ways To Tell If Someone Is Lying To You Today - Science by generalissimo(m): 8:23am On Mar 05, 2019
Non of ya'll has seen Lai Mohammed in action
Harrymig1:
Liars pass liars
Romance / Re: Wierd Things You Like About The Opposite Sex by generalissimo(m): 5:52pm On Mar 03, 2019
I like Anita Baker haircut, torquise blue contact lenses and nose ring on fair skinned ladies.
Food / Re: Panla Fish - What Is The English Name by generalissimo(m): 5:36pm On Feb 17, 2019
Show us evidence or reference.

You want make the rest of us look like we no sabi book.

Hake ko Rake ni tongue

Be nice to your neighbors nah

funmisticqueen post=r75817169:
Hake

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Food / Re: Panla Fish - What Is The English Name by generalissimo(m): 5:29pm On Feb 17, 2019
All the people who commented above me are OLODO.

The English name of PANLA fish is

PANLER. grin
Family / Re: The Secret To Your Success Is Who You Marry, New Study Shows by generalissimo(m): 5:22pm On Feb 17, 2019
This is the kinda poo you get as results when the researchers are imbeciles
Celebrities / Re: Gbenro Ajibade Exposes Wife, Osas Ighodaro More by generalissimo(m): 2:49pm On Feb 17, 2019
....and very soon some worn-out olosho would post on social media that

"bad girls are getting married every Saturday and are happy while church girls are still single"

Come and show me happiness in this one when once OLOSHO will forever be OLOSHO

MCHTEWWW

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Fashion / Re: Photos From The 2019 London No-Trousers Tube Day by generalissimo(m): 11:43am On Jan 14, 2019
See as hairy legs and turning-stick legs full the streets grin
Autos / Re: 2008 Toyota Camry Upgrade To 2010 Xle V4 Full Option Register by generalissimo(m): 11:34am On Jan 14, 2019
How much?? I'm in love already
Family / Re: She Beat Up My Wife, I Didnt Fight Back, Because I Am Sleeping With Her Daughter by generalissimo(m): 11:22am On Jan 14, 2019
Having taken my time to read your side of the story on the matter, here is judgement:

''You are hereby sentenced to be flogged 15 strokes on your balls''

This should teach randy goats, who have no iota of dignity, who stoop so low as to sleep with minor and who commit adultery a lifetime lesson.
Education / Re: Are You Depressed, Know Someone Who Is Depressed See How To Overcome It by generalissimo(m): 11:01am On Jan 14, 2019
Me, I'll recommend NL to anyone feeling depressed. Just come around and read comments grin
Sports / Re: Nigerian Boxers Pummeled Opponents Using Traditional Clothes In USA by generalissimo(m): 10:57am On Jan 14, 2019
Now, that's what I call swag grin

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Travel / Re: The 10 Most Influential Cities In The World by generalissimo(m): 10:47am On Jan 14, 2019
In Tupac's voice........''live and die in L.A.''

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Travel / Re: Best West African Countries To Nationalized Or Get Dual Citizenship by generalissimo(m): 10:21am On Jan 12, 2019
starbn:


ok thanks cool
but do that mean I will live in Ghana before citizenship
I'm not sure that's really necessary if you know people who matter that can help you out with getting a Ghanaian passport
Travel / Re: Best West African Countries To Nationalized Or Get Dual Citizenship by generalissimo(m): 9:58am On Jan 12, 2019
i think Ghana rocks. Her reputatons aint as tainted abroad as 9ja's.

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