₦airaland Forum

mikron:
a phone salesman allowed u operate a new phone he is selling for several hours without u buying? Bros no be kids u dey tell this story na.

Eh ya! U are so surprised Try to be going out sometimes. Go to slot at Ikeja, u'll see the fones there, displayed. U are free to operate them and feel the fones and if u have any question as regards any fone, salesguys are there to attend to u. Give it a try

Wetin she no understand pass d one she understand. Help tell her that we prefer dem naturally fair-skinned gals for marriage but we fit take her (artificial) as mistress/side chick

iyke926:
*spreads banana leaves*
Burretploof kwa??

Bro, u funny dai

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Beamborla:
A device that can download cooked food from the net

Make mosquito swallow anyone who talk say gals no dey like food

I was at Slot, Ikeja, last weekend. I operated the Edge fone for several hours. The sales guy thought I was ready to buy it. He just kept on telling me all the features, showing me everything on the fone......mehn, I wish I could just disappear with the fone That fone is the future technology we've been waiting for. It was so painful leaving that beautiful fone behind when I wanted to leave. Ehn now! Make I buy 190k fone I wish. I really wish. God punish poverty

plusteam:
First time in my life I have seen a Yoruba saying something good about the Igbos

U be houseboy? That shows u no dey go out be dat o. At least Yoruba people prefer Igbo to Hausa....lets forget any other sentiments

bad eye

Next time, u would consult ur brain before u address people

ogorkojo:
Are u for real? That's harsh and unnecessary.

Na gonorrhoea pain dey worry am

Amaechi is neither Igbo nor Yoruba. Amaechi is a Traitor

This species of cricket is the most sought after for roasting, boiling, frying or simply drying among the Yoruba ethnic group of South-western part of Nigeria. It is called 'ire' in most places among the tribe. What do u call this delicacy in ur own language

SailorXY:
since when did marriage become English exams? how did GEJ end up with Mama Peace?

Chai, see example o Bro, u no nyc o

all4naija:
Wow! Nice tip for guys. I will try that on Emma Stone and see if it would work.

Na O.Y.O u dey dude. When she wan buy Brazillian hair, crack am joke make she take am go market go buy d hair. Person wey dey hungry dey laff

cococandy:
girls like funny guys. Less prone to temper issues and they just know how to warm their way into your heart easily.

Hian! Funny guy my dirty foot! Enough funny guys dey for streets without money, dem girls no even look their side.....those hungry mofos. Na funny dem wan take go shopping Na 'ego' answereth all things here o

sanmibukunmi:
chaiii Who says money cant buy love sef God punish poverty....

Thunder fire poverty

Thunder fire anyone wey no like money! How dis guy take woo this fyn gal Money good o

Halleluyah!!!...to the Lord Almighty....the giver of wealth

creepsyme:
a pic of your joystick pls.

Oops!

dennismukoro:
help me observe that. Part. All this guys can be a good maga. How u see am.

Yul is a fuçking gay! I observe he's only afraid of the law here.

Richy4:
I don't get it. Is it difficult to change number in Nigeria? Change your number and give people that matters and your business associates the new one Instead of blocking it since it wasn't working.

Before he tries every number in the country and gets yours again, it will take time. Though Nigerian are the ones I usually see dumping their numbers on social media. which is totally worrisome

This is just another publicity stunt and also, Yul is a gay. End of story!

dennismukoro:
Something fishy about this part. this guy must be gay I told him to leave me alone and find
someone in Canada because the
country he is in supports such but
he refused.

Correct! U are a good observer

Yul Edochie, dis ur scandal really worked. I wouldnt have known ur existence by now if not for ur gay scandal cos I aint no fan of Nollywood. I would rather watch animation film

Eggcelent:
What is the correlation between a man's fashion choice & his level of social maturity? Does this mean a man who chosees to exercise his right to be different isn't matured? (Just questions to be answered. No pun intended)

Hahahahahaha.....caught red-handed! This guy wears pata

IamOdin:
on Nigeria i think they made a mistake,,it should be porn0graphy

Dont be disappointed my guy People like u aren't as many as u think

Hmmmmmm.....Yummy ;

twosquare:
not all my brother and the Yoruba didn't make that mistake. Those who are making the mistake are children( the majesins) that are not versed in Yoruba culture... I am afraid for this our generation, if simple distinction between frog(konkoo) and toad(opolo) they can't make, how will they even know leaves by their names.

Now what you have written, the yoruba demarcation of aquatic life is this : Opolo= Toad
Frog= konkoo/Oyaan....Akere is another specie of Koonko(frog) which can leap to a far distance more than frog itself. Have you heard why they group this two together? We know they both live very close to water unlike toad which is everywhere. Just hear this proverb:

"Akere diju, Konkoo diju, alakan maa wo ito mi, aiti todoo tosi ni."

Meaning those three mentioned in the aquatic proverb are edible. So, Yoruba fathers didn't make a mistake, it is the "inarobos" in yoruba acquatic knowledge that are confused

Thumb up for u guy. awon tiwantiwa

guseman:
Its frogs not Toads. So delicious,tastes just like chicken especially the laPs...

We call it Konkoo...gone are the dayzs in my hood...

Ah! Wa shere! Na one of my kinsmen be dis

These screening is only done by some thoroughly bred, cultured girls, and not some semi-pros who have traded their brains, moral standards, dignity and womanhood with anything-in-trousers that has money