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Jokes EtcRe: See Some Hilarious Nollywood Subtitle (see Photos) by generalissimo(m): 8:21am On Nov 22, 2015
This is a mixture of humor and shame grin grin X-D
FamilyRe: What We Men Really Pray For In Marriage (Photo) by generalissimo(m): 7:57am On Nov 22, 2015
misspicy:
that is me and catlova with our baby grin
You guys have a great family. Your baby is cute
HealthRe: Neurological Screening Test by generalissimo(m): 7:44am On Nov 22, 2015
The kain slap wey I go give anyone who tell me say he see N, dem go hear am for London. Layas!
EducationRe: See How Exam Was Conducted At Covenant University Recently ( PHOTO ) by generalissimo(m): 10:24am On Nov 21, 2015
pyyxxaro:
See Mumu fish

See ur passport

With ur horse mouth

Do face like monkey when leak lime tongue
Hurray! It's good to know that I am at least better looking than you and more interestingly, you admire me. Thanks!
EducationRe: See How Exam Was Conducted At Covenant University Recently ( PHOTO ) by generalissimo(m): 2:00pm On Nov 20, 2015
Kirinwa:
No mind am. Na the people wey go abandon apendix go cut intestine.
kikikikikikikiki lwkmd....... e don kill the patient be dat o
EducationRe: See How Exam Was Conducted At Covenant University Recently ( PHOTO ) by generalissimo(m): 11:33am On Nov 20, 2015
pyyxxaro:
Which kin wicked person go space pple children like this

I go just submit empty booklet

Waka comot for the hall

Go find money for blocking


Mmsshheewww
See this Olodo o. U no wan read b4 u pass exam?
RomanceRe: PHOTO: This Wedding Is Attracting A Lot Of Attention by generalissimo(m): 9:37pm On Nov 18, 2015
Orobo2Lekpa:
End time things
End time comment!
BusinessRe: List Of Nigerian Billionaires - Forbes by generalissimo(m): 9:12pm On Nov 18, 2015
Pidggin:
See this
I've seen the picture but I still don't understand how these rich men are responsible for the guys in the picture ordeal. Most of these billionaires inherited their fortunes from their families and made better use of their money to attain this status. Only public office holders are most likely to amass their wealth at the detriment of the people.
BusinessRe: List Of Nigerian Billionaires - Forbes by generalissimo(m): 7:55pm On Nov 18, 2015
Pidggin:
Amassing wealth for themselves at the detriment of others.
Shed more light on your claim. How did they do that?
BusinessRe: List Of Nigerian Billionaires - Forbes by generalissimo(m): 7:50pm On Nov 18, 2015
dadem:
Forbes releases list of 50 wealthiest Africans.
Aliko Dangote retains no 1 spot. Only 5 Nigerians are certified billionaires. They are:

1. Aliko Dangote - $16.5 B
2. Mike Adenuga - $3.5 B
3. Folorunsho Alakija - $1.7 B
4. Femi Otedola - $1.6 B
5. Abdulsamad Rabiu - $1 B

Other Nigerians were on the list but aren't billionaires:

1. Tony Elumelu - $700 M
2. Jim Ovia - $550 M
3. Muhammad Idimi - $500 M
4. Orjo Uzor Kalu - $330 M

http://www.forbes.com/africa-billionaires/list/#tab:overall
Who compiled this list? Rubbish! Why isn't my name on the list? I am richer than most of these guys on this list na! I'm heading to court!
CelebritiesRe: No One Believes These Girls Are Twins. Do You? Even Their Mother Doubts. See Pic by generalissimo(m): 9:03pm On Nov 16, 2015
frisky2good:
Is it that the one on the left is not an albino or they do not look alike?
None of the above. I only smell groundnut in your comments.... grin
CelebritiesRe: No One Believes These Girls Are Twins. Do You? Even Their Mother Doubts. See Pic by generalissimo(m): 7:57pm On Nov 15, 2015
Afrok:
If nah naija twins now, dem go say the fairer one dey bleach or " any man that's fair and close to the family will be a suspect.

# proud to be a Twin#
Yes, you must be the world's first one-man twin ;-D
CelebritiesRe: No One Believes These Girls Are Twins. Do You? Even Their Mother Doubts. See Pic by generalissimo(m): 7:54pm On Nov 15, 2015
frisky2good:
The one one the left is an albino. Apart from that, they look alike.
Guy,minimize your groundnut consumption
CelebritiesRe: Naeto C - I Had To Stop Sagging Because It Felt silly & Immature by generalissimo(m): 5:35pm On Nov 15, 2015
Freemanan:
Okay. Praise be to whoever you want...
Praise be to God Almighty! :-
CelebritiesRe: Naeto C - I Had To Stop Sagging Because It Felt silly & Immature by generalissimo(m): 2:02pm On Nov 15, 2015
Freemanan:
We have won one soul...

Praise Be to Moses
Ah! Moses ke? Una don start again o!
RomanceRe: A Cab Driver Found My G -spot And Gave Me The Best Se.x Ever by generalissimo(m): 6:42am On Oct 27, 2015
chibeby:
Do you need a Micro-scope maybe i can help grin
Microscope will not be needed. I have a natural GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE on me that discovers all the spots quicker. #blackrock
RomanceRe: A Cab Driver Found My G -spot And Gave Me The Best Se.x Ever by generalissimo(m): 6:32am On Oct 27, 2015
tpiah11:
Is the b spot connected to the g spot and other spots.
. Everything is inter-connected. You'll need brain first of all to realize that your G spot is missing and you need to search for it. #iranu
RomanceRe: A Cab Driver Found My G -spot And Gave Me The Best Se.x Ever by generalissimo(m): 9:15am On Oct 25, 2015
chibeby:
Sorry' but i have write the story somewhere else and i decided to share it to you all but have no strienght to rewrite it again.
so if you are interested to read. just READ IT HERE


I thought you wanted to say that he found your B-spot (brain spot) I for say congrats o! Mchewww!
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Inside Her Mansion ( Today's New Photo ) by generalissimo(m): 8:28am On Oct 25, 2015
rozayx5:
broke nccca spotted
in Nigeria we emphasize on so many unimportant things
CelebritiesRe: How To Be Popular On Nairaland [with Photos] by generalissimo(m): 11:59am On Oct 03, 2015
Airforce1:
e don help many people in many ways trust me
we will appreciate a few examples
CelebritiesRe: How To Be Popular On Nairaland [with Photos] by generalissimo(m): 11:57am On Oct 03, 2015
Where is nairaland?
RomanceRe: "Send Me A Picture Of You In Your Bra" by generalissimo(m): 6:01pm On Jul 09, 2015
Wise gal
PhonesRe: Visafone Has A 10 Terabyte Data Plan For N1000 by generalissimo(m): 3:01pm On Jul 05, 2015
Stoja:
First time I heard about this was on a road trip with a couple of friends. One of them, who works at a bank, told us all to get on his internet which he was tethering, because is office-issued BlackBerry device had 10 terabytes that was going to be wiped off soon. I obviously didn’t believe it, even after he’d shown us his balance, “It had to be a glitch of some sort”, I remember saying as I updated some apps in the middle of no where.

Fast forward a couple of months, and I needed to get a couple of phones to implement a CUG (closed user group) for myself and new staff with Visafone and I thought it’ll be good from a productivity standpoint to get legacy BlackBerry devices for the CUG. You can imagine the shock, when I activated a plan on mine and saw this:


So what’s the catch? (because there is always one right?)

It’s a BlackBerry plan (duh!) but it’s fully tether-able meaning you can share via mobile hotspot, bluetooth or USB.
Because it’s a BlackBerry plan, and Visafone uses CDMA, you’ll have to use one of their own BlackBerry devices (meaning you’re buying a new phone), and that translates to an extra phone to carry about.
It’s slow and inconsistent. I’ve done random speed checks over time it’s never gone faster than 700kbps and can get a lot slower when it’s in the mood.
That aside, it works well enough for streaming stuff, VoIP (surprising that it works at that speed) and for downloading stuff (if you are the patient kind), but being used to internet a lot faster, using it to surf pages can be frustrating. To test if the data was legit, I got a couple of friends to come over as often as possible over a month (read: everyday) to try and max it, but the best we were able to do given the speed was around 76GB.

Did I mention that the plan in question costs just N1,000? (activate by texting BBCM to 6000). Shortcomings aside, it’s probably the most economic plan ever.

What do you think? Too slow to be useful or two cheap to pass? Let us know.

http://getlistednigeria.com/visafone-has-a-10-terabyte-data-plan-for-n1000/
Can the plan be used on a WiFi dongle if there's one which uses CDMA SIM card?
FoodRe: If Your Partner's Mum Serves You Any Of These, What Would You Do? by generalissimo(m): 2:38pm On Jul 05, 2015
That duck embryo is the worst of all the listed food. Yuck! How is it expected to taste?
PoliticsRe: Vindictive Buhari Replaces Marilyn Ogar With Another Fulani by generalissimo(m): 2:16pm On Jul 05, 2015
U asked for change, now u have one.
PoliticsRe: How I Was Betrayed By Tinubu , Buhari – Gov. Amaechi Shares His Story by generalissimo(m): 1:56pm On Jul 05, 2015
grin A betrayer just got betrayed.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by generalissimo(m): 4:30pm On Jul 04, 2015
shawlxAk:
Have you tried a different AC power outlet?
Yes, I have.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by generalissimo(m): 4:54am On Jun 26, 2015
Hello guys, pls I need help here. I just acquired a UK used dell Studio 17/1745 laptop but d issue with it is that its battery doesn't charge. When connected to the ac adapter, it usually displays connected but not charging. I have even changed the battery severally but the batteries still wouldn't charge. I have tested it with different ac adapter too, all to no avail. I love the system and I don't wanna give up on it just yet. Pls any suggestions on the solution to the charging problem? Thanks
FamilyRe: Is It Proper For A Wife To Wear A 'g-string'? Please Help by generalissimo(m): 6:02pm On Jun 04, 2015
@Op, where is d pishurehuh Show us how it looks on her grin chai, na me be dis....NL don corrupt me :'
Car TalkRe: Which Part Of A Car Do You Admire The Most? by generalissimo(m): 6:53am On Jun 03, 2015
nkemdi89:
Steering o love big steerings and engines.
Na truck u like be dat o cheesy
Car TalkRe: Which Part Of A Car Do You Admire The Most? by generalissimo(m): 6:48am On Jun 03, 2015
chiibekee:
I dnt have a car yet. So I don't know names of car parts.
God will buy u one very soon grin

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