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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Spemffa International Limited Is Recruiting by generalissimo(m): 9:42am On Apr 30, 2015
@adeduntaniyabo, thunder fire ur nyansh! Dirty scammer
Nairaland GeneralRe: Wooow, Could This Be The Most Beautiful Black Girl In The World? (photo) by generalissimo(m): 5:55am On Apr 30, 2015
Thank God say I no dey use glasses to see wella. U wan tell me dis heavily make up gal fine pass Chidinmahuh I dey laff in Swahili *checks my fone gallery for Chidinma pic to clear my eye jawe*
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Easterners Anymore! by generalissimo(m): 1:31pm On Apr 29, 2015
fr3do:
I won't stoop so low to insult your entire tribe, but you in particular, is a total simpleton and an slowpoke wrapped up in one.
You say it is low income earning Igbos that are pushing for self determination. Is Ohaneze Ndigbo an organisation headed by low income earners?

Simpleton, You still haven't said why you are so desperate to be in the same country with the Igbos you so much hate?
Cover ur face guy, u are a pure-bred slowpoke. If I insulted Igbo here, I meant only the fools broadcasting nonsense here instead of using their vibrant, youthful brain to scheme how their kinsmen will be librated from this insignificant position in the country to a deserved position. If I tell u d reason why I wouldnt want u to go, u'll feel swollen-headed (of course u are). But let d truth be told, if u Igbo blockheads continue pushing for these ur unattainable cecession (Biafra n Lowlife Niger), you will keep on loosing ur respect, trust, esteem and deserved place in this country. And don't u dare play religion card here cos even with the Christianity u profess, few old women that remain in ur villages are witches themselves, otherwise, u guys would have used them for money rituals
PoliticsRe: We Igbos Want Ogbonnaya Onu Named Secretary To The Government Of The Federation. by generalissimo(m): 8:01am On Apr 29, 2015
QuotaSystem:
I am Fulani and I was first to endorse the OP's request for that exact same reason. A loose analogy is that of the only saint that could save Gomorrah. Pardon some of our progressives who are unaware of the OP's loyal support for GMB.
You are Fulani shocked undecided Accept my sympathy lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: We Igbos Want Ogbonnaya Onu Named Secretary To The Government Of The Federation. by generalissimo(m): 7:54am On Apr 29, 2015
UrennaNkoli:
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Our beloved Nation of Ndigbo Youth Forum, "NNYF" has said it all. These youths have voiced out the truth. However , it must be a known fact that we want Ogbonnaya Onu to be installed as the secretary to the government of the federation. Having served as the former governor of Abia state who is widely recognized as the best the state has ever had as well as serving as a chieftain in the leading political party of the federal republic of Nigeria, you don't need a wizard or a soothsayer to tell you this is the qualified man for this post. This man contributed greatly to Buhari's victory in the south east and as an ever loyal progressive, he needs the support of every Nigerian, he deserves to be greatly rewarded.

Sai Ogbonnaya.
Best Regards.
What are we not gonna see on this forum lipsrsealed so in this 21st century, it is u who will dictate who u think shd be appointed to a position to the presidenthuh Often times, I think I don't really know u set of people. U never cease to amaze me with ur awkward way of thinking. So u just want the guy there even if he's not capablehuh U think that position can be likened to selling motor spare parts? Huaaaa...huaaaahuaaaa! U got me laughing in 3D grin
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Easterners Anymore! by generalissimo(m): 7:25am On Apr 29, 2015
fr3do:
it is you that is the simpleton, you have reduced a unique (but far from perfect) union to a simple match, where someone loses while the other wins.
Get this clear, this is not 1967, A people's right to self determination and self rule can't be trampled on.
But is it by force to be in the same country with you? I dont like you, you dont like me, na by force? why should we be together? Answer!
Blockhead, why ranting on social mediahuh And who is trying to stop uhuh U guys are !d!ots and clowns at the same time. It's only u Igbo lowlives that are crying wolf here. Just let Rochas or Roaches, Amaechi and all those well established and well-to-do Igbos hear u with ur social media illusion, na amadioha dem go take swear for una. Mumu
PoliticsRe: Breaking News, Abducted Chibok Schoolgirls Rescued! by generalissimo(m): 7:01am On Apr 29, 2015
Meanwhile, while jubilating and celebrating the release of our dear gals, lets read between the lines here.

(1) Since the election of GMB, the rate at which BH attacks has slowed down *does that mean they now have little reasons to cause havoc?*

(2) The abducted school gals miraculously get rescued after many failed attempt all these while *does it mean that the purpose of abducting them in the first place has been achieved now?*

(3) The recent appointment of the director of #Bringbackourgirls campaign by GMB is for what? *is it for a job welldone for rubbishing and antagonizing GEJ administration even before the girls were eventually rescued?*
Note: GMB has not even been sworn in o.





Let's reason......Are these just mere coincidenceshuh
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Easterners Anymore! by generalissimo(m): 6:40am On Apr 29, 2015
TRIBALSTOOGE:
yes we are not easterners any more ,



that is our wish which non negotiable .




who are you to talk obiagu down ?



all this agberos self grin grin eee any i would be buying more taxi any way .




but biafra alive any way deal with it .



zoo nigga - area grin
I have always advised u: this weed u take isnt good for ur sanity. See what u just posted lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Easterners Anymore! by generalissimo(m): 6:33am On Apr 29, 2015
emiye:
How people tell a lie to themselves, and believe their lies strongly amuses me.
One thing is clear, the SE are parasites, as they see one host is gradually rejecting them , they are seeking another one. They have coyishly dished biafra, because biafra died in 1970, when Ojukwu fled to Abidjan'

when people talk about biafra in 2015, i always want to know which biafra, the defunct biafra of 1970, or the one only on the head of some deluded minds.

If you want biafra or lower niger so badly, stay put on the land, and those outside should go back to biafra, it is madness to say you want biafra and they wont let you go, while you keep boarding Ifesinachi & Young shall grow bus relocating enmasse to Lagos and other parts outside your biafra.
I've just realised these Igbos do not worth trading words with. It's a shame having u among Nigerian people in the first place because the same way ur ancestors were slowpokes that relegated them to this insignificant position in Nigeria, the same trait is in ur blood (the worse version). Always coming up with one excuse or the other. Chai, una don suffer
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Easterners Anymore! by generalissimo(m): 6:18am On Apr 29, 2015
focus7:
it is unfortunate that you people are not able to read the political intentions of the igbos that motivated them to vote for Jonathan. A political allied with Igbos is a disaster, Just watch the massive exodus of the Igbos to APC in the incoming election, Igbos idea of political affiliation is business, you could see them already lobbying their way to Buhari, they can't survive without romancing with the corridor of power.
Some slowpoke S/S guys here don't know that. Lets tell them. If ur ancestors have been as foolish as u are portraying urselves here, ur case would have been worse that the crying Igbos. Guess dats why in those days if u mistaken any s/s guy for Igbo, they quickly tell u, in an aggressive manner 'a yam nat a eebo o'
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Easterners Anymore! by generalissimo(m): 6:01am On Apr 29, 2015
fr3do:
Your Father was timidated by the north.

A divided south can not drive home its interest.

Why don't the Yorubas disassociate themselves from the northerners too?
You call it intimidationhuh That exposed u as a stark ignorant like ur ancestors who led u to be slaughtered and fled. Yet u regard them as heroes. I've never seen a tribe so lacking in intelligence. Yorubas have no problem with Nigeria. It is often said that it is the loosing side who always want the match ended soon. LOOSERS!
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Easterners Anymore! by generalissimo(m): 5:41am On Apr 29, 2015
Obiagu1:
We have seen it before. Find a new strategy!

WE, Lower Niger people, have made up our minds.
Eeekkii-ki-ki-iiii-kii-kiiiiii-kiiii.....laffing in my dialect tongue Guy, u are just ridiculing urself lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Easterners Anymore! by generalissimo(m): 5:37am On Apr 29, 2015
ginawest:
I can also use u for money too
We know
PoliticsRe: (pix)293 Women And Girls Rescued In Sambisa Forest- Chris Olukolade by generalissimo(m): 11:02pm On Apr 28, 2015
himkers:
So U no know?? Guy u don lost be dat
Some guys just refused to use their brains. Just last week, Buhari gave the head of BBOG campaign appointment which is fishy. Now, after the lection has been won (he hasnt even been sworn in o), some gal are rescued. Who doesnt know that it's the encoder who is decoding his mystery
FamilyRe: Help My Husband Self-service During Sex. by generalissimo(m): 1:41pm On Apr 27, 2015
chowlade:
My friend narrated her ordeal with her Husband. She explained her Hubby loves to Mastubate to finish up sex on top of her during sex. and he will ejaculate disgusting liquids directly on her body.Somtime she will bath afterward like three or five times in a day just to clean up the sticky mess. She asked him to Mastubate using Condom but he refuse.What can she do?

1.Can she quit the relationsip even though her husband has invested so much in the relationship?

2.Is mastubation a sin even though he does it with wife?

3.How can he rehabilitate him back to a normal Man in bed?

Nairalanders Your comment can save this relationship.

Nairaland Help
Maybe ur friend has a TUNNEL under her legs, so wide he doesnt even enjoy doing it with her. Guys self-service in the absence of ladies but when they do it in the presence of ladies, something is definitely seriously wrong. The lady might not be lady enough
RomanceRe: Do You Agree With This??(pix) by generalissimo(m): 1:31pm On Apr 27, 2015
Lala247:
Lol not the guys i know oh
Their woman or mrs as we say here is their world .. When woman is happy they can spend d change on themselves yes

He wont be able to afford a cheater lifestyle when his only got 10%. Left u see my logic wink
There are well-to-do fine single ladies, who dont need guys' money but their services. Only broke gals dey too shook eye inside guys' pocket. Before ur eye clear, dem don snatch am from u (free pucci, no spending, more money for investment), lobatan
RomanceRe: Do You Agree With This??(pix) by generalissimo(m): 1:14pm On Apr 27, 2015
Emodeee:
What is dere? 80% is ok.

Guys, let us be factual here, if u get money, enough money, u dn't need ur wife's contributions. I knw men who r proud to say, their wives doesn't contribute to d financial upkeep of d home, they do everything. Nt as if their wives are jobless o, jez dat those exorbitant expenses, they r d ones who take care of them. Wen d wife need to buy petty things, she dn't cry to her husband. Their wives use their money to buy cars, jewelries, clothes, buy fuel in their own cars, buy toys dat d children needs etc. My brother, money is good. If u av d money, u will do it.

All these senators, do u knw their salaries? And u expect their wives to be sharing financial upkeep of d home with them, abi won ti share e ni?
Guy, we are talking about percentage here and not the actualamount one shd spend on one's spouse. Even if u earn billions, calculate d 80% of it to be spent on a woman......habaah! Isi ginihuh
RomanceRe: Do You Agree With This??(pix) by generalissimo(m): 1:00pm On Apr 27, 2015
kitnah:
I'll rather be single than accept 2.8%,maka why angry
Chai, so it's true dat gals dunno maths! If ur man earns lets say a ten million salary, do u realise how much 2.8% of it is? A whooping 280,000 a month (l'aigbe l'aiso). When he earns more, u'll get more, so pray for more money ur man. Don't be greedy grin
RomanceRe: Do You Agree With This??(pix) by generalissimo(m): 12:44pm On Apr 27, 2015
rokiatu:
the broke guys have arrived. grin grin grin grin
Sweetie, u see, dat 'broke ass' tag u put on guys no dey work again. Change ur strategy. Gone are those days u'd demand Samsung truei phone from a guy who manages Sagem X2, and he would be running helter skelter to get it so as to avoid being tagged 'a broke ass nigga' tongue
RomanceRe: Do You Agree With This??(pix) by generalissimo(m): 12:35pm On Apr 27, 2015
KingTom:
2.8% take it or leave it! angry
Chai, dis guy sabi prize market o. grin
RomanceRe: Do You Agree With This??(pix) by generalissimo(m): 12:27pm On Apr 27, 2015
leshluap:
SAY WETIN, which kind investment be that?
that kinda investment na im dem dey call PUSSI-ENTER-PRICES
RomanceRe: Do You Agree With This??(pix) by generalissimo(m): 12:20pm On Apr 27, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Never!... 80%huh
Even my wife, I can't. What will I spend on the children thenhuh
Habaah! Snape, dont be stingy joor. No be because or ur wife na im ur mama born u ni? U dey mind those yeye gals
RomanceRe: Do You Agree With This??(pix) by generalissimo(m): 12:14pm On Apr 27, 2015
Lala247:
Yes completely

Who else would he spend it on ..

*sips tea*
Yes oooooo....keep on dreaming sweetie grin
CultureRe: Is There Any Danger In Sleeping With A Widow When Her Hubby Has Not Been Buried? by generalissimo(m): 2:36am On Apr 27, 2015
EggovinMma:
Walks into thread.



































Walks out.
Why u dey waka up n down nahuh U be Johnny Walkerhuh lipsrsealed
CultureRe: Is There Any Danger In Sleeping With A Widow When Her Hubby Has Not Been Buried? by generalissimo(m): 2:28am On Apr 27, 2015
Apex32:
Where is this one happening then?
I meant that weird things will never cease happening in this generation. We're saying d same thing, sweetie
CultureRe: Is There Any Danger In Sleeping With A Widow When Her Hubby Has Not Been Buried? by generalissimo(m): 7:28pm On Apr 26, 2015
Jeezuzpick:
Does being buried make the dead man any deader?









Now that's the question to answer, innit?
Guy, u must be from Ougadougou or Bujumbura grin
CultureRe: Is There Any Danger In Sleeping With A Widow When Her Hubby Has Not Been Buried? by generalissimo(m): 7:24pm On Apr 26, 2015
Apex32:
Weird things never cease here undecided
lipsrsealed Not in dis generation
CultureRe: Is There Any Danger In Sleeping With A Widow When Her Hubby Has Not Been Buried? by generalissimo(m): 7:15pm On Apr 26, 2015
pussyfucker:
even when its nt his fault
Oh yeah!!! Whose fault ohuh Abi na bad Govt faulthuh Dont even dare mention d devil. Devil dey flex when d guy dey comit him atrocities o. No lie o
PhonesRe: See The Stuffs That Make Up Apple's N100k Watch by generalissimo(m): 12:40pm On Apr 25, 2015
burticious:
not waste of money for whoever got class ....poor nigga can't use it ..shikenAh !
U are right by saying that poor nigga cannot afford it. Is that the only reason why it ain't a waste of moneyhuh Also, tell me what class do those who can really afford it arehuh The few well-to-do guys that I know will rather invest their money where they will reap more instead of wasting it on gadgets that wont add any values to their lives other than showing it off. People who buy gadgets only for the sake of owing one are those called e-diots
Foreign AffairsRe: Xenophobia: Nigerian Men Are Snatching Our Wives – South African Politician by generalissimo(m): 12:14pm On Apr 25, 2015
Phinagold:
I wish this msg gets to them grin grin grin
In other words, South African gals are better than Nneka, Nkiruka, Uche etc who are money mongershuh Common guy, dont compare our babes to those she-goats in the southern part of Africa o

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