₦airaland Forum

I admire the wheels mostly. Next to it is the car body shape, size and the body structure.

barcanista:
Will Buhari go after Abacha's Loot because he last said "Abacha never stole"? Will he try to recover any loot from Lamido Sanusi? What about Atiku Abubakar, Segun Obaasanjo, Alhaji Bagugu, IBB, etc?

Pls lets ask them if Buhari will also go after Boko Haram after he has already said that they were fighting for their right. We haven't seen a messiah yet.

I've checked, I didn't see any booty

Youngpo413:
your natural beautiful is the bomb and secondly you look like a wife material...
Have a nice day

MUMU

Ah! RUNZ GALS Asiri yin ti tu! We can identify u now

I would have shared a particular experience but I dunno if what I'm typing ryt now is in the reality or one of those dreams. Lemme check it out first

sobmos:
believe it or not I use an iphone6. So,I'm not gonna argue back and forth with you.

Enjoy bro. I was just messing with u

Truely, these guys may not be dating as they are always quick to deny it but I'm sure they are bleepingly fuccking one another. Look at them! These are two adults who aren't siblings or blood-related. #Fact

Krystalxxx:
Haha, sexy indeed. Well at least u can lie about it,lol. Thanks for the compliments.

That wasn't a lie. It wasn't mere compliment meant to just flatter u either. It is what caught my eye and has since got me thinking

Krystalxxx:
No I wasn't referring to you I mean my moniker. Do you see it as krystalx.x.x or krystalbleep? . This is such a joke

I only see 'Krystal' I didn't really notice the 'x.x.x' but the sexy figure behind d moniker is more catchy

islandmoon:
any nairalander that want to stalk me is highly welcome, but you be sure you are DD free and cream, i like hot ladies..i also prefer two at a time.

Funny u

Krystalxxx:


Yeah ......do u see it as x.x.x or bleep up there? An ironic mistake .

Ah! that's automatic moderation o. This is what I typed 'x.x.x.'. I just didnt put the full stop. But honestly, I didn't think it's any big deal

Krystalxxx:
Liking my moniker seems a little scary. Cuz some people have branded it as a strippers name, which I was not aware of when i just made it up. Hope the bad side of the name isn't why you claim to like it

Scared . I'm attracted to the moniker....maybe not just the moniker, maybe the profile also but definitely not any bad side of anything. In fact, I aint even aware of anything u said people claimed. Could it be the 'Bleep' thing attached? I just noticed that

Krystalxxx:
I'm krystal.
You marked that with the words 'Crystal Clear' which applies to the name and the sounds are also similar.

Literature and poetry lovers would find it easy to identify play , upon words.

Hmmmm....that's brilliant I guess u love literature like I love ur moniker

AFRICAN PROVERB
1.The anger of a peni's doesn't destroy the vagina
(Zimbabwe)

2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)

3. A child can play with his mother's breàsts but not with the father's testicles.
(Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.
(Kenya)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, b'cos u do not
know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.
(Nigeria)

7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow.
[Togo]

8. An erecte'd peni's has no conscience.
(Uganda)

9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers.
(Zambia)

10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will learn there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.
(Nigeria)


Which do you find most hilarious
*****You can add yours

Krystalxxx:
Pun: play upon words. You're good at it.

How did u know I'm good at it?......just curious

sobmos:
Rocking my iPhone6. Android boys go and ...

Then how come u posted this poo thru Tecno T-5? Ur iphone get low ba3 ni

umarc19:
Very true.

4. Try to download and install 'Aviate' - the best android launcher I have ever seen.


Thank me later.

Excuse moi, pls enlighten me. What does an android launcher do? I just bought my tecno 2 weeks ago, dunno much about android yet

Gbaghan:
Abeg pass jor, who nor know before. Mcheew...

Blackberry fan dey vex o

Nigeria!!! That wonderful country where employment is not only a privilege but also a prize......SMH :'

Krystalxxx:
Lmao........in my mind. Isn't she pretty though........well, stalking is really going to make him hate u more

Crystal clear

falcon01:
moti gba gbs gbim mulog n
haba make una talk with english na wether me sef go fit smile

Ingrish too hard naa make man pikin spoketh in grandma tongue small

ephi123:
This is simply just pure wickedness. And these are so called "enlightened" people one would expect better from.

They are the worst set of humans in our world. Facts have it. I'm not surprised at all. People have them in their families as 'Uncles' and 'Aunts'

I comment my reserve

Equalizer:
Your types full every city and villages.. do you know their main function? they just analyze comments, pick out inciting words made by two different discoursers and then fight don start.. Repent ooooo..

My type How well do u know me I was just having fun. I expected dis to be laughed off. What do I stand to gain in ur discord

Male animals have been fighting over female since when Adam was still bathing outside

Weed wey no dry finish na bastard!

Booyakasha:
Stop trying to be funny bro cos you will only sound like a local boy (i'm not saying you're local). she is getting in shape which will keep her fit and healthy. do you understand?

Why u dey fear U just call am local boy, now u dey fear. No worry, he no fit beat u joor. I dey ur back

teeowl:
all of them...

See ur eye U be Igbo

I'm not a lady but if asked, I would pick #1, 3, 7, 10 and 16 cuties They are just too lovely

Adebayoooor! Honestly, I don't mind ur kind of problem.....being the only one to feed my family and so on