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Nigera has Hoelosho

On a good day, there aint no big deal in noticing you are being stared at by an opposite sex. A number of reasons could prompt the stare. It could either be postve or negative. Some guys who are above the regular in height, dress sense, styles and loads of other attractive traits are used to being stared at anywhere they go without having swollen head

DanDeeBoss:
I won't... ....staring at me isn't a guarantee

You are right bro. She may be staring at you wondering if your parents offended God to have given you this kinda mango-shaped head ....Lol Dont beat me o

olas24u:
They have farm houses in some countries and you live on your farm.think

I am not the one who isnt thinking here, lady. If you have ever worked on ordinary garden before you would know people dont wear that kinda cloth to work in there even if the garden is in ur room. What about the 'photo'? though it aint none of my fucckking business anyway.

Attention seeker! Who goes to farm dressed in that kinda gown with a photgrapher..

Are we suppose to give a f.uck

highpriestess:
Who be this again.

Please ignore me, sweet one. Na yesterday hangover never leave my brain. We havent really DM one another

highpriestess:
I hate dogs, cats, snakes, cockroaches, rats.

Now, I think you see one of the reasons why we are not compartible. No be say I dey carry my shoulder or I no wan consider u.

963AvatarSpirit:
I cant let a weed smoker fly me

You have not heard? Weed smokers are the best pilots there are. Whenever they are high, they fly the plane in spirit

babeosisi:
If you are one of those that foolishly give your January salary to your pastor, you have been sold a lie.
It is the invention of commercial pastors about a decade ago.

The Bible has no such teachings
You celebrate the birth of the savior December 25th and yet believe he needs your money to bless you.
That money is to satisfy your greedy pastor and has nothing to do with Christ.

Stop being pawns in the hands of these greedy men of mammon.

I dare anyone to show me where anyone surrendered their first salary to anyone in the Bible? You won't find it because it doesn't exist.

Don't let people twist an old testament practice that has nothing to do with bringing money and make you act foolishly.

If you don't know what to do with your salary,go give it to your mother.

Don't be a mumu

You satanic agents are easily recognized anywhere you are stationed. Keep twisting, misleading people and misquoting the word of God. Your days are numbered.

highpriestess:
Male and female besties.

My boyfriend should not have any female bestie, what are they bestieing that I cannot bestify??

Too much sense no go kill u. Nice one

What exactly is SEX SWEETNER? Somebody should please enlighten

Biko

Useless innovation

meobizy:
I’m sure the f-uck was amazing.
It reminds me of when I took a friend along when I visited an olosho. I finished my work in the bedroom only to come out to see the mumu was kissing another olosho passionately. It amused me so much I went there two nights later and ordered for the same girl he kissed so I could f-uck the memory out of her.

I just wish I could say ''Mama Chinedu! Con see ur son post 4 nairaland o''

liberalsinnerx:
From wifey, reporting from Anambra. Only Biafrans will understand what this food is and how to prepare it.

Is this a sacrifice made to the gods or something?

HappyPagan:
WE are all PAGANS.

See you, happy mofo

biosilicon:
Dunce

Silicon brain. Are ya frustrated?

biosilicon:
So whats wrong with that? Yes she might be ignorant but really people should stop being stupid.

Because stupidity is when you see eating swallow with cutleries normal but make jest of your fellow african eating a burger with cutleries.

Op I don catch dis one dey use hand dey drink akamu

Giddymoney:
Yoruba girls dey use hand chop rice and spaghetti but use cutlery eat burger. Isn't God wonderful

What a mighty God we serve

dimexy247:
3. Make An Erotic Video

https://www.entertales.com/wp-content/uploads/4.gif

They use this stuff to crossover boredom when they are alone. However, you should keep the videos secured as they can be a backfire if you accidentally share them. Please don't come back here crying someone leaked your videos. It's mainly for the matured. Do this at your discretion.

Thunder fire u. Satanic agent

Wiseandtrue:
Permit me to say that men getting angry with women are just not matured.

Was it not the same lady who was threatening fire and brimstone not long ago on social media

Now that the guy has given her, her size she wants to commit suicide!

For something that might end up been her fault, just watch, the guy will still end apologising!

That's how women are na mouth we get!!! We are highly mouthed!

Just understand and love them! After all a world without them is unimaginable

You are on pont! ''He who completely looses his temper on woman's provocation is not qualified enough to enter into the promiseland'' ----generalissimo

IamD18:
Let which justice be done? What justice exactly is she typing about? Is she not a feminist?

No time wey dem no dey play victim card.

How well did she think of justice when she was insulting, threatening and running her mouth with the guy on social media forming tigress? If you see these emotional fragile things claiming feminist and insulting you on social media, you'll think they have the mind and guts offline. One naira strength, dem no get.

Maka chukwu, e too sure me say one of these days, I go jam one of these premature ladies wey dey insult me here one on one in a tight corner. And na that day monkey go go market, e nogo come back.

If u dare lay ur hand on any woman, now or in the future, na me go use gun shoot u qwench. If dem arrest me, I go tell dem say na animal I shoot

Shibaraba:
Bye
Greet my popsy
Tell am say garri don cost
Nepa no gree bring light.
And ask am make he try send 1000odds code for bet9ja through dream. Make I use 1million fire the game so that our generation go hammer for life.

Hahahahahaha....badt guy!

GraGra247:
Wizkid Is far richer and more successful than all the others.

What will it take him to do the needful for these ladies he willfully impregnated and they had his baby after 9 months of their suffering, sweat and blood.

I concur he should at least upgrade their standard of living if not for anything but for the sake of his children. And who knows he might have even done more without making noise on the social media like others like they need the fans applause. Dont say he willfully impregnated them again. He only willfully introduced diick to them and they changed it for him....plus, reduce ur gra gra

Nogodye:
A dream that can never come through...

They are too stupi.d to actualise anything meaningful. You can imagine so much noise they are making here on top an 1mbecile wearing a senator material clothing and some fancy clown cap. Awon arindin gbogbo!

Abortions:
I will DisOWN My Balls If This Trash Makes FP

Wait a minute, did you just call this trash? Ohh! Well, it has made FP so do the expected.....awww...she doesnt even have balls!

La click la vote Buhari

Op, abeg ask these set of nairalander gals

funmisticqueen
rosezee
highqueen
1Sharon

because na guys with halitosis dey rush them and they seem to prefer guys with halitosis to handsome ones. I no know if na complex cause am.

Chai! Naija guys and research! Sense no go kill them!

ollah2:
The day we tell ourselves the truth is the day bigotry begins to die. If the school doesn't have a problem with students singing christian songs, praying in christian ways and attending school on Friday why should they have problems with Muslims wearing hijab. It's a government school, financed by tax payers monies from members of every religion on the land be it the old gods and new.

You guys are bunch of hypocrites and bigots

Something still baffles me.....So, inspite of your well constructed English language which portrays you as an educated man, you still think this way! If the school is financed by the tax payers and it is run by the government, then the rules should be flexible enough to be bent by any group of people who wish? The government makes the pupils wear the uniform for a purpose and that is to make them all be in unity inspite of their differences. You should have kicked against that too. You are the one not telling the truth. Singing and praying in English language is what you are probably referring to as Christian way. SMH...If prayers and singing are not rendered in Arabic,then it is not Islamic? Change your thinking bro. We should be better than this.