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RomanceRe: She Doesnt Take Her Bath Often by GeneralJ(m): 4:07am On Apr 11, 2013
WHat if he want to lick the punny inko?? and she has not bath, does she brush too, because i can't imagine your 'brother' kissing her smelling mouth undecided undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Tuface And Wife Annie On The Cover Of E-101 Magazine by GeneralJ(m):
ANd, how is this going to put beans in my plate or take sand sand from my garri
RomanceRe: She Doesnt Take Her Bath Often by GeneralJ(m): 3:23am On Apr 11, 2013
Doesn't she be smelling in bed, how does your 'brother' put his dick in that smelly punny, that is nasty, she need prayers and delivrance dis one is not normal ohh
FashionRe: Picture Of The Day- This Is An Insult On Blackwomen by GeneralJ(m): 2:59am On Apr 11, 2013
These are sexy ladies,bro, i personally find them really attractive deal with it
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria Is Among Science-Lagging Developing Countries by GeneralJ(m): 1:25am On Apr 11, 2013
Orikinla: Nigeria Among 81 Countries Lagging Behind In Science

Nigeria is among the following 81 science-lagging developing countries identified by The World Academy of Sciences (TWAS).

Afghanistan
Angola
Azerbaijan
Bangladesh
Belize
Benin
Bhutan
Botswana
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cambodia
Cameroon
Cape Verde
Central African Republic
Chad
Comoros Islands
Congo, Dem. Rep.
Congo, Rep.
Côte d'Ivoire
Djibouti
Dominican Republic
Ecuador
El Salvador
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Ethiopia
Gabon
Gambia
Ghana
Guatemala
Guinea-Bissau
Guinea
Guyana
Haiti
Honduras
Indonesia
Jamaica
Kenya
Kiribati
Korea DPR
Kyrgyzstan
Lao PDR
Lesotho
Liberia
Madagascar
Malawi
Maldives
Mali
Mauritania
Mongolia
Mozambique
Myanmar
Nepal
Nicaragua
Niger
Nigeria
Papua New Guinea
Paraguay
Peru
Rwanda
Samoa
São Tome and Principe
Senegal
Sierra Leone
Solomon Islands
Somalia
South Sudan
Sudan
Suriname
Tajikistan
Tanzania
Timor-Leste
Togo
Tuvalu
Uganda
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Vietnam
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe



About TWAS
TWAS is an autonomous international organization based in Trieste, Italy. Its principal aim is to promote scientific capacity and excellence for sustainable development in the South.

Source: http://twas.ictp.it/common/STLC
Bullshit, so what of egypt and iraq, or are those science perfect?, why is North Korea on this list, they are self sufficient in terms of technology this list is BULLSHIT
CelebritiesRe: People Keep Calling Me Handsome Guy. Am I Really Handsome? by GeneralJ(m): 11:48pm On Apr 10, 2013
this your teeth en, na waya ohh grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: People Keep Calling Me Handsome Guy. Am I Really Handsome? by GeneralJ(m): 1:56pm On Apr 10, 2013
look like a werewolf mixed with a vampire on crack
Nairaland GeneralReally Racist Dictionary by GeneralJ(op): 2:12am On Apr 10, 2013
CelebritiesRe: World Must Handsome Guys by GeneralJ(m):
mod hide this post to save space smiley
CelebritiesRe: World Must Handsome Guys by GeneralJ(m): 2:04am On Apr 10, 2013
hornipipe: They must definitely be kenyans!
These dirty oily faces can turn a white shirt black undecided
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CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke And Stephnora Fight On The Street Over Love Story- PHOTO by GeneralJ(m): 2:03am On Apr 10, 2013
are you ok? april foolz was over a week ago, abi date in your place is not correct what is happening or is it just me that is wronghuh
PoliticsRe: Ghana To Re-open Nigerian Shops by GeneralJ(m): 2:01am On Apr 10, 2013
shymexx: Damn! Bruv!! grin That's bad mind!!

Gatts so many Ghanaians on my phone, it's turning charcoal black...

I love Ghanaians!!! cool
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Nairaland GeneralRe: South Africa--black Mamba Was Caught On Camera by GeneralJ(m): 1:51am On Apr 10, 2013
my dick is about 2cm longer than that, hey what can i say God has blessed me
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo In Bed With No Makeup On by GeneralJ(m): 12:36am On Apr 10, 2013
Can we see more, please somebody help us move that blanket to the side, so that we can take a peekk grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by GeneralJ(m): 12:19am On Apr 10, 2013
andrewza: Our maindat was to train the ar of CAR and intergrastion of the rebel forcese.

We trained them but you can lead a donky to water but not make it drink. Though those we did train jumped ship and joinded the rebels

Intergrasion never started since there was never enough peace.



The seconded force that was sent in jan this year had the mandate for the protecstion of SANDF asserts and this they completed. And no point did rebels breach the base and they suferd heavy losses. One rebel captian siad he alone lost half of his 500 strong group.

Lowest estermits put rebel losses at 400 highest at 600 most say 500. Sa lost 13 dead and there is phiscaly no way to hide a death in the SANDF it could not even be done in the SADF could get it right. And 27 wounded of those less than 10 are still in hospital. Many where discharged with in a day.


There where misstakes in the CAR disater but they where not at a milltary level but a politcal level.
If they completed it then how come seleka boiz are riding around town like a boss in your trucks lol, they can't even protect ordinary pickup trucks haha
PoliticsRe: Pictures From 2013 Lagos Carnival by GeneralJ(m): 12:10am On Apr 10, 2013
its like a swimming pool of black lol grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor In Sexual Seduction Video-photos by GeneralJ(m): 11:55pm On Apr 09, 2013
Those booby is good for a boob job man, i will shoot that white water out of my pistol like its a .50 cal then watch it water down those booby
RomanceRe: He Sleeps With His HIV + Girlfriend!! by GeneralJ(m): 11:53pm On Apr 09, 2013
If he is Nigerian, then he is invisible to dat shit jooor, HIV no dey mess with us boiz like that, but if he is south african .... grin grin grin grin

Ok, start the attacks and ban
CelebritiesRe: Bearded Mom: When Women Grow Full-Blown Facial Hair by GeneralJ(m): 11:47pm On Apr 09, 2013
her face look like man ohh, but the boobyy is woooooow tremendouss
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo In Bed With No Makeup On by GeneralJ(m): 11:45pm On Apr 09, 2013
she looks like shes doing something with her finger down there
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie Is My Father - Kenyan Model by GeneralJ(m): 11:44pm On Apr 09, 2013
Dhis nigga got some rabbit ears, ohh those things are fucking humongous shocked shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: My Family Is Safer In Nigeria Than In South Africa - South African Businessman by GeneralJ(m): 2:01pm On Apr 09, 2013
playmode: Actually Soweto has the biggest hospital in the world but you and i know that the hospital is a death trap because of mismanagement and incompetent BEE staff.
Ignorant people, your hospital is the third largest in the world not the largest, google and wiki is your friend man
CelebritiesBeyonce And Jay-z’s Anniversary Trip To Cuba Under Investigation by GeneralJ(op): 2:54am On Apr 09, 2013
Beyonce and Jay-Z’s Anniversary Trip to Cuba Under Investigation
Beyoncé and Jay-Z looked crazy in love celebrating their fifth anniversary in Cuba last week, but not everyone is smitten over their decision to travel to the embargoed country.
Two Republican members of Congress have asked the U.S. Treasury Department for an investigation into whether the musical power couple – and parents to 1-year-old daughter Blue Ivy – had the required government permission to travel to the communist country.
In a letter written by U.S. Representatives Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and Mario Diaz-Balart – who represent districts in South Florida, where there's a high Cuban-American population – they asked Office of Foreign Assets Control director Adam Szubin for information about the license the couple received, the purpose of their travel, and who approved the trip.
"Despite the clear prohibition against tourism in Cuba, numerous press reports described the couple's trip as tourism, and the Castro regime touted it as such in its propaganda," the letter stated.
It's true that the couple – who have long been President Obama supporters, so it has not gone unnoticed that they are being singled out by Republicans – looked like tourists as they strolled the streets of Old Havana on April 4, which was their anniversary. In addition to visiting historical landmarks – while Beyonce snapped photos with her camera, perhaps for Tumblr – they reportedly visited a dance troupe, dined out at a high-level restaurant, and did some dancing of their own.
The couple now faces inquiries from Congress into their trip. Penalties for violating the ban can include fines of up to $250,000 (a drop in the bucket for Forbes' Highest-Paid Celebrity Couple, who earned an estimated $78 million last year), but also prison time. However, thousands of Americans travel to Cuba each year – usually by way of other countries — and few are prosecuted.
Reps for Jay-Z and Beyoncé have not yet responded to omg!'s request for comment, and Beyonce, who is gearing up for a world tour, has already seems moved on to other things. On Sunday, she released a video for Chime for Change, which is Gucci's campaign to promote women's empowerment, in which she talked about the most influential woman in her life: her mom.
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Nairaland General10 Things Ghanians Know About Nigerians (from 52nd Anniversary Day) by GeneralJ(op): 2:47am On Apr 09, 2013
10 THINGS GHANAIANS KNOW ABOUT NIGERIANS
NEWS |
Today Nigerians are celebrating their 52nd Independence anniversary all over the world. Normally the joy and excitement of the independence is stronger for Nigerians in diaspora than those at home. When you pick up the phone and call some friends at home to know how they are going about the anniversary, you will receive different reactions from different people. For example ” O boy, why u wake me from sleep?” ” What should l celebrate independence for when politicians are just stealing the money?” There is no electricity light to even watch the events on TV, others will complain. Others will express fear of insecurity and the dreaded boko haram using such gathering to send a massive number beyond.

Why then do we see a lot of excitement, wearing of green apparel or whatever outfit will represent one as a true 9Ja in diaspora? We asked some Ghanaian folks what they know about Nigerians?

1. Nigerians are RICH

It is the perception of many Ghanaian that Nigerians are rich people. Many of them own big businesses here in Ghana. Businesses guys like Dangote, Globacom’s Adenuga, Silverbird Cinema’s Bruce, City Lights, Olu Luther King, inshort we cannot enumerate them here. The banks, The traders, The students, and of course the 419s. They all manifest wealth in certain degrees. Nigeria has oil that has benefited few and contributed to the economy, so at least there is money in circulation.

2. Nigerians are SMART

When dealing with a Nigeria Man, you must think fast, you must become clever quickly because while you are thinking short term he is thinking future. It is difficult to calculate the brain manipulations of a Nigerian man, whatever deal he enters into, he has already won you. He will pretend to be a fool in deal but at the end you will realize how foolish you became. Nigerians believe that there is a way where you can’t see it. He will tell you, let’s go, nothing dey happen. 9Ja no dey carry last. Nigerians come from a background of fast system, where if you are dull, you will not survive. The key to success becomes thinking like a CIA, fighting like Jackie Chan, and feeling super like America.


3. Nigerians are Hardworking

A Nigerian believes that only the best or nothing, they are not lazy at all. The come from a society where competition is real. where you always reminded of another person’s success. So you must labour whether good or bad. Nigerians want to produce results. They want to show off their accomplishments and that drives them as well. Nigerians do not tolerate insults but loves jokes, so everyone avoids to me mocked by society and hence must hustle.

4.Nigerians are Aggressive

In Nigeria, or Nigerians won’t say all die be die, they will just harm you. Nigerians are not reserved, if you push a Nigerian, he won’t push back, he will punch, but if it is a Ghana man, if you push him, he will ask you a question: So you pushed me eh? Nigerians are not afraid to try, to overcome, to win, to penetrate. They will go the extra mile to achieve. They are not laid back folks. They can fight fast, make peace soon and continue. The aggressive nature of Nigerians are felt in their military, police, robbers, politicians, and civilians.

5. Nigerians are Kind

Nigerians are generous people, they can share whatever they have with others. There could be reasons for such nature. For instance if you are rich then you must take care of poor people. Also Nigeria has the highest number of Chiefs, even now it is multiplying exponentially with Nigerian Kings in diaspora distributing the title of Chief to those willing and can afford it. Nigerians also give alms for recognition and to command respect. Nigerians have the common belief that givers never lack and hence insure their security of not being in poverty by sharing to others.

6. Nigerians respect their Women

A Nigerian man will easily tell an annoying lady to visit his house and see what he kept there, referring to his wife. Nigerian men take good care of their women when it comes to material things. They adore them and want them to have the best. That respect may be hard when it comes to fidelity but as for worldly goods, A Nigerian will prefer that his wife looks best while he appears simple. A Nigerian man will not tolerate beating a woman instead will encourage you to fight your fellow man.

7. Nigerians are 419 people

It is a common notion that Nigerians are not to be trusted. That their smartness, aggressiveness, being rich is because of how they can easily scam you. They world has come to recognize and respect the 419 aspect of Nigerians. They are everywhere in the world and in every organization. However as much as we recognize the fact that 419 or Nigerian Scam is real. Google it and see massive literature on it, but not all Nigerians are 419 people. Recently we met the Marketing Manager of Vodafone Ghana, A Nigerian called Uche, she is not a 419 but will definitely be smart. You see since Nigerians are smart people, it is interesting to note that where ever they channel that energy to, pays off.

8. Nigerians love Business

A Nigerian loves money and will see to it that he makes it. He knows that it is important to lay treasures on earth when thieves come, shoot him. They have founded many businesses all over the world from scratch. There are many Nigerians even competing with Ghanaian in their local market, and they will sell things cheaper and have quick turn over. A Nigerian will always use any small space giving to him, after 5 years, He is OGA!! Nigerians are born entrepreneurs, all you need is Nigerian business partner, of course a trust worthy one and you may be safe but will make huge profit.

9. Nigerians are Funny people

Having a sense and spirit of humour a natural endowment of Nigerians. Every Nigerian is a stand up comedian where ever he is. He will entertain you, make everyone laugh and still be serious. Many Nigerians do not claim to be comedians but will easily crack your ribs when you hang out with them. This funny aspect of Nigerians are sometimes used against them by a Ghanaian who does not know or appreciate their life style. So a Nigerian will speak the way he knows how, and will be labelled as disrespectful. Nigerians now export comedy, while many comedians are back home making them laugh over everything.

10. Nigerians are Spiritual

The devotion to deity is paramount in the lives of Nigerians. Sometimes it is even difficult to understand the vocation of a Nigerian neighbour but due to his regular church attendance, loud prayer one could easily suspect him a pastor. Many Nigerian owned churches are doing well here in Ghana. Nigerian movies end up with ” To God be the Glory” appreciation.

Ghana and Nigeria relationship is unique in Africa and will always continue to develop stronger ties in aspects of human relations. We are wishing Nigerians in Ghana a happy independence celebration, and to remind them that the perceptions are individually based and not collectively sustained.
Source: Chuks Ineh- adentan.com (http://adentan.com/10-things-ghanaians-know-about-nigerians/)
Jokes EtcRe: PPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! Comot 4 Road Make I Pass!!... by GeneralJ(m): 2:43am On Apr 09, 2013
Nice bootay, but oboy this picture don old ohh since 2007??
Jokes EtcRe: I Went To A Bar by GeneralJ(op): 2:43am On Apr 09, 2013
Front page mod this joke is to funny
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: this is too funny by GeneralJ(m): 2:38am On Apr 09, 2013
Cuteguy12: lol I was saying any Guy who calls another guy fine is no doubt download.Masonsk I am wondering are a gay nigga
SPEAK ENGLISH NOT STREET SLANGG "NIGGA"
PoliticsRe: My Family Is Safer In Nigeria Than In South Africa - South African Businessman by GeneralJ(m): 1:45am On Apr 09, 2013
sweetcheecks: Say hi, by posting a picture a woman wearing a culturing rings around her neck? How do you think these women feel in this day an age with their facial and body disfigurements? Are you aware they are scarred for life the is nothing that can fix them? You think they ask for that? Think man, think!
How did we even get here lol lets just get back to the topic and by the way worhter or not they are scared for life, they are still your family ..right??
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: this is too funny by GeneralJ(m): 1:43am On Apr 09, 2013
Penis sucker: 8.6 kiss kiss
So are you gonna suck his penis, i'm sure he can suck your punny really well with them big ass lips, he look like he could eat some good ass
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by GeneralJ(m): 1:33am On Apr 09, 2013
[quote author=queen_of_sheba]Just read the title of this topic. What exactly are you smoking? Cfcfan are u married? undecided[/quote]Seriosly i think i'm high on some badass skunk, but what i thought i read was you said you were waiting for his 'other e-wives'

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