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sls thank u

chai.
The defense hq shouldnt av disclosed this.hope those bh boys wnt attack d prison again dis time.

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if dis is true,then we are moving closer.

Onyiclassic: Phyno? My own phyno?? To marry my Granny's mate? No he wouldn't dare

hahahehehihihohohuhu
laffin in german

eleyi o gidi gan o.na confirm hit and fall be that o.

abes: Except those are not Yoruba names but adapted names. So are Kafayatu, shakiratu, Alimo, Peteru, Jakobu etc.

NB: Sunmola is from Mosunmola and not Ishmael.

yeah mosunmola se omo lollypop la.sun mo bi oya ponla

wazoboy: Except for number 3, I already know that others are related to Islam/Arab! No 10 does not sound arabic to me, it seems to mean "move closer to wealth"

bro
as for that No 10. Sunmola move closer to wealth is differnt from sunmela it seems dat what the op wanted to write.the yorubas ar fond of calling ismaheel sunmela

what is my beautiful Nigeria turning into

Tolexander: I was in the school toilet with my trousers drawn down below my kneels and my shirt drawn up to my chest, held thightly by my chin and arms to the chest defeacating just before the break cos i was permitted to go to the toilet by our teacher due to the diarrhea i was having.

The break time bell was rang. A few minutes later, i heard a force on the door which opened the door and the next thing
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . . . . . . . . . . . on my body.
It was a guy urinating on me.

Ah! ye! ye! I was shouting.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! The guy was pleading, holding his !nozzle' tightly to stop the urine flow. But the urine had alright soaked my trousers and body.

The guy told me he was delayed from going to the toilet by their teacher since break time was already getting near and couldn't hold the urine again, making him to rush to the toilet and unzipped before getting there not thinking he would meet anyone innit.

I stayed in the toilet until after break time, sneaked into the class and sat at the end of the class. I left the class for home before anyone could leave during the closing hour.

eleyi o gidi gan o.this one is strong.
Rotfl

thats good.another boko haram wanna be

like a nairalander signature
keshi should be hanged.lol

shekau nemesis go catch u one day o.

I only call when my elder brothers are in school bt when they are back nothing like xtracool for me its alwazs mtn magic number.there was even a trick i do use to the magic number then that make me cal any network free anytime.those gals used to ask me then if i work wit mtn.cos am always on fone.
Bt thanks to facebook.twitter,bbm,whatsapp and others.

na wa o.and she is d female celebrity I love most.

na wa for apkos

gud one

lol

vizkiz: Abeg who get gas for cooker? My own (gas)done finish and hunger d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ kill me

na gas I dey sell bro.and I do home delivery just give me ur home address

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strangest: God bless our military men working fearless in the North...To those beating civilians in Lagos and at Dangote farms, may you be transferred to sambisa...

amen including those who nearly flogged us yesterday because we passed one way

Heineken: Bros ur update dey slow and short. I wan hear as u do dis gurl big tin...na dis kind part I dey like rewind for film.

chail losan awe

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I am seeing things

Henry The great: I switch on my tecno Q1 dis evening, looking at wot it is displaying;
factory mode
full test
item test
test report
clear eMMC
version
Reboot.
Pls wot shuld i do?

use your volume key up and down to click on clear emmc and use home key button to click on it.

Thanks for sharing ideal here bro