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martowskin1:
Ask the other grill guy, why he kept quiet.. And stop posting rubbish.

We are here to catch fun, educate and get info and not keep spitting trash every day.

Like I said, NL is not faceless . just put 500$ bounty on him, his true identity will be revealed.

martowskin1:
NL is not that faceless like u think ... I advice u to be careful... U are gradually biting more than u can chew

PVision2020:
MC Oluomo was busy with the red cap chiefs of Alaigbo who came to pay homage and show their respect.
If you look closely, I'm sure you'll see your village Igwe struggling to get a selfie that will be framed and hung in the palace chamber.

vibre:
Can you imagine this? This is the problem with this generation. Instead of all of them to join hand and give this boy a thorough beating for the bad thing he did, they are now celebrating him for trying to escape from his punishment with wayo sense . With the way they are encouraging him to continue using wayo sense, the boy will grow up to become a Yahoo boy.

TimeManager:
The reason why a lot of Yoruba posters are no longer on this forum is because whenever they return your insults, they either got banned or comments deleted while your insults are left to stay. There are many words that will auto change to "igbos" if you type it as an insult on ibos. The moderators are really protecting you because you are weak.

kiss the truth!

JidennaJason:
The self-acclaimed "Giants of Africa" now an object of Mockery to the world. All thanks to our "Borrow Borrow" President who is barren economically, intellectually and socially.

Not only did General buhari made us the World capital of extreme poverty, he garnished it with the most dangerous country to live in....

[s]Under the peaceful GEJ administration, we could boast of a fast growing economy, and less security issues, Surprisingly, GEJ placed us number one in the fastest growing economy ranking in Africa, but General buhari and his gang of Efulefu's had other plans.[/s]


Which way Nigeria?

BarristerAlarig:
THE STORY OF A NIGERIAN MANUFACTURER

I run a manufacturing business and a trading business. 
The biggest challenge in my manufacturing business is not power, or infrastructure, the biggest challenge is getting honest staff. Everyone we hire is appears to be on a mission to steal as much as possible. Inflated invoices, recording less than the actual number of units produced. The worst part of it all is that all the fraud we've uncovered is not done by a single person, it's usually many staff who collude with each other, from production, to sales, to finance, even top management. There was a year I overhauled management 3 times in a year. But I've found a solution sha, I now use Indian management. So competent, so honest and so straightforward. I thought they were expensive at first with all the visa fees, accommodation, house staff, but now that losses due to staff theft have been reduced to a minimum, and efficiency increased, the Indian management has turned out to be cheaper than the previous Nigerian management. Now, all sensitive positions involving money go to Indians. Nigerians are only allowed in non-sensitive positions. I used to criticize companies like Dangote Group that hire so many Indians when there are many unemployed Nigerians, but now, I understand their decision. 

My biggest challenge in the trading business is the same, getting honest staff. The form of trading occurs in the open market, and involves staff having access to huge sums of money running into a few millions. I know how much I pay to security companies to provide escorts for the staff, not to prevent robbery, but to ensure that the staff go straight to the bank to deposit the money after the day's sales and not disappear with my money. This money spent on security companies is even enough to be declared as profit. We have to spend on CCTV, biometric scanners and other things that wouldn't not be needed if staff weren't looking for the slightest opportunity to steal. 

It got so bad at a point that my main criteria for employing staff was no longer competency but honesty. At least, competency and skills can be learnt, but once you're dishonest, you're dishonest. 

We always complain of the economy and how they are no jobs. I know people abroad who would have loved to set up job creating businesses in Nigeria but they can't because they can't get any trustworthy person to run it. 

I know people in Nigeria with so much money, they want to start factories and other job-creating businesses but they can't because they are occupied elsewhere and can't get any trustworthy person to run the business. So instead of investing in the real sector and creating jobs, they'll just buy treasury bills, while the thieves are shouting no jobs. 

Many big businesses would have been born in Nigeria if we could engage in partnerships, but we cant because you can't trust anyone. This is one advantage the Indians and Lebanese have over us in Nigeria. They can pull resources together and do mega-business, unlike Nigerians that because only one person must do everything since we can't partner, end up with small, tiny businesses. 

Start a poultry and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go
ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an entertainment/viewing/game center and they'll be pocketing
your money. On the days you're around at the business, the money
realized will be x10 of the money realized when you're not around.
Because they're eating your money.

Lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the
total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even ordinary provisions shop, they will find a way to steal.

You'll see them with that their evil, wicked saying "na where person dey work, na there e dey chop, na e make dem dey callam workchop/workshop"...... Just imagine, justifying theft at work. 

And you'll see these people point their crooked fingers at politicians when they're not any different. I usually say the reason most Nigerians haven't stolen billions of government money, is simply lack of opportunity.

Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria.


Modified : This was sent by a friend... I do not claim ownership.

miharbs212:
If u hear ur name u enter Champion league class.....
Liverpool..... Present sir!!!!
Man city....... Present sir!!!!
Man Utd........ Present sir!!!!
Chelsea........ Present sir!!!!
Leicester! Leicester! Leicester.!!!
Absent sir!!!!
Others leave my school
Sir u did not mention my name
Are u Barca?? No sir
Are u Real madrid?? No sir
Are u PSG?? No sir
Are u Bayern?? No sir
What is ur name?? Sir Arsenal.
Stupid boy, leave my school,Nonsense.���

OkhaiAsein:
lampard wey no Sabi okay
.
meanwhile I'll design a brand logo and flyers for your business for just 3k

Pimpmaride:
That Angie to make sense

Pimpmaride:
This babe go sabi give BJ like mad



Her riding skill will be second to none

Shomadjozzy:
Because them win cup we no go hear word

Cyberterror:
Tinubu and Atiku's relationship run deep. That's why the northern mafia don't trust Tinubu enough to hand over to him in 2023. OUK is the annointed one.

gibzzhd:
9 Years in Spain 2 la Liga titles
2 Years In Seria A 2 league titles

He obviously ran away from Messi.
The real challenge would have been staying and making Madrid the dominant team in Spain or coming to make Juventus the dominant team in Europe.
Mr. New challenge SCAM

ThierryJay:
Congrats to CR7 for the title win. All win na win sha.

Just to bear in mind that, if it was Aubameyang or even Danny Ings that went to Juve last season, they both would have also won the Scudetto twice. Such is the dominance of the Juventus machinery over its Serie A competitors. Even Sarri, with his supposedly poor tactics (an accusation from CR7 fans), and who has never won a league trophy before, could not deny Juve of their 9th successive Serie A title even if he wanted.

And CR7 had better stay with Juve to boost his stats-padding with his penalty legacy, because the Serie A awards penalties like no other league does, due to their bizarre VAR rules on hand-balls. He has already taken 14 penalties in the league alone this season and missed two. Even Immobile has also taken 14 penalties and scored all 14 (I think). No wonder the Serie A is currently a striker's haven. When a whopping 40% of your total goals come from penalties, what other kind of easy gifts are you then looking for?

I will beg anybody that wants to reply me to please respond with sense, as I have no strength to be upgrading people's IQ on a Monday.