₦airaland Forum

Davash222:
It's true. Nigerian men don't lie!

I concur

Wetin we wan use lie archive...

If I be Judge, lord knows I no go dey ever check on some kind cases.

For say nah me be that judge, I go just dismiss the nonsense case. Everyone should go and get sense!

malele:
Money changing hands , instead of these people coming together to impeach Uzordinma, they are busy collecting bride.

You don lie, they don’t collect bribe in E-side

They’re so God-fearing!

Ask the Flatinoozz for confirmation!

zolajpower:
Photo no dey lie , show me foto or I don't believe

Who tell you photo no Dey lie?
You no nathing

SaintLucia:
RIP Alhaji. Oyo state is gradually going back to the era of insecurity.

Ajimobi tried so hard for effective security!

These days, if you’re not a yahoo boy, you’re not a criminal! Nah only yahoo boy be criminal wey them dey after!

OlujobaSamuel:
With the location of death, I can bet that it's robbery.
So many robbery on that road by Bororo (Fulani from Niger or thereabouts) yet we have police, army, nscdc, sars checkpoints everywhere busy collecting ₦50 to ₦1000 depending on what you are carrying.

Thats exactly what they do every day to day!

I don’t even think they’re securing anything anymore!

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Gforce2015:
Law of karma.
Evil that men do live after. Who knows what he has done with some people's lives.

RIP anyway.. you're not the first that will die and you will never be the last..
Live goes on

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toba1909:
Sad!
Two assassinations in two days within Oyo State. I think its high time the audio governor improves the security outfit to be a joint security patrol we used to have during Ajimobi's administration, instead of the policemen he gave KIA cars to.

May Oko Oloyun soul rest in peace!

Those useless police ain’t doing nothing than to sleep in that Kia cars!

Omo

No be small thing o

Another sad news for the Shout yeast piggiez

chibike69:
lenovo k5 pro

6gb/64gb

snapdragon 635

4050mah batter

type c usb




bring 45k make i order am for you.

You con dey sound like say them don give you one Voodoo! Him no go only bring, him go fly am come for you.

Osnami:
IPhone 11 pro charger

Lol

WIZGUY69:
No, This is not it. You shouldn't support them, That's not how it's done in developed places, in fact in Sane societies. The interests rate should be very sensible. Well, i don't know how to explain to you since you said you've never borrowed money from any loan platform. You will not want to borrow again, after paying back the first one. Like i did. How would you explain : Paying #7500 in 2/3 weeks for a loan of #5000? Does that make any sense? If it made sense.. We will not be reading about it this evening.

Chai see yawa oo

I’m not supporting them.

I know they’re evil.

WIZGUY69:
Don't mind them.
All Nigeria Loan platform should be banned! Including Banks.
We're too wicked in this country.
You claim to be helping someone by offering loan, but at the end, they will apply for larger loans elsewhere to pay you back.

You’re wicked for thinking like this. So you wanna borrow and return the exact thing they borrowed you?

So what exactly is their gain?

Or their Agent and other staff working at where loans are being collected, they shouldn’t pay them at all?

It’s not as if they forcing anyone.

I never for once apply for any loan before.

I put on Hoody when cold set in & i put it off when weather get restored! Nomorenoless!

Loan is Shit!

Don’t ever think anyone is gonna offer you a loan that’s gonna be of 100 benefit for you!

MunorAnne:
Their feeds make it possible. We've got feeds for broilers, layers, etc. There's a way you even feed the cockerels sef and they will lay eggs.
Abegi, my brother, everything for this life Don dey turn upside down finish.

You’re making a valid point but it’s not their feed Per-say.

It’s their Genetic composition!

Protein is the major supplement that’s needed for egg laying, then some other nutrient too. Nothing special.

Feed or no feed...They can still lay eggs!

Nothing don turn upside down finish...Chicken don dey lay egg for inside bush without human intervention, no be today.

How do you feed the Cockerels/Roosters to lay eggs? Chai never seen that before ooh

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Princesaha:
It is a big shame and a pity that the so called solidarity walk holding in various cities in the South west failed woefully today. Less than 50 persons protested in each city. my question now is ''Where are all the Yoruba youths and the online warriors disturbing us here? I do not want to go tribal here, but if it happens to be Igbos, We would be seeing tens of thousands of protesters by now. Our western brothers should wake up from slumber because this is about their security.

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You just give yourself job wey them no send you

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Charleys:
Why do yorubas like using this sentence. Do you know what it means to say this?

Why would anyone allow someone say this and walk away saying this to him or her.

I once destroyed (let me use that word) a stranger once for using this statement at a bus station, and bystanders said it was just a normal saying. What is so normal to tell someone If them born am well

I'm trying to stop my girlfriend who's a Yoruba girl from making this statement. She has never said to me and I've told her the day she does it I'm going to do something to her and I mean it. I've made her understand that she'll be drawing a very big line when she says that to me.

Yesterday she came over, I asked her how was the cold?
She said it was too much, I told her I bathed cold water and what about her.... She said "who born me? (Referring to herself).

This is wrong, I have heard preachers... So called man of God saying things about Enemies saying "they no born am well" on TV. (and the members answered amen)
I lost my respect for him at once, never went back .

I'm not from the West but I believe people need to control what they say, how they say it, and when. They curse people a lot on that side, how does someone survive by bringing out curses everyday from their belly?

Why would anyone accept that sentence from anyone except they didn't give birth to the person properly? Or are people from there suffering from a low self esteem. You should know the people you use this statement on, because if they aren't from your place i.e yorubaLand. They might react and put you in real danger.

Have you used this word before? Why do you use the word?

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The only thing a lady can benefit from me aside from sex is Benefit!

Ah see nothing wrong in this if she’s capable!

Follow your mind!
Goodluck!

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SpecialAdviser:
Meaning Osibanjo was planning to take over. Atttack, attack , attack and more attacks, that's what you will be seeing going forward since Amotekun was launched.

I really hope Yorubas especially die hard Buhari supporters can learn their lessons. History cannot continue to repeat itself.

Time to wise up

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Hmm

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yemiENIGMA:
Once upon a time, a poor boy fell in love with a rich man's daughter. The Boy loved her a lot so one day he proposed to her.

The Girl rejected him by saying, “Listen, your monthly salary is even less than my daily expenses. How can I live with you? How could you even have thought of coming to me to ask me?? I can never ever love you. Forget about me and go find someone of your level to get engaged.”



Even after knowing the girl’s thought he still loved her and after getting rejected the boy left but couldn’t forget her.



10 years later they stumbled into each other in a shopping mall.

The Girl recognized him and said, “Hey!! You.. how are you?? I am married now He is a very smart man and do you know how much my husband's salary is!! it’s 20,000$ per month. Can you beat that??



The Boy's eyes got wet hearing those words from the same person. A few seconds later her husband came around.

Before the girl could say a word seeing the guy her husband said, “Sir, you are here! you have met my wife.”



“This is my boss. I am one of those working for his 100 million $ project.” the husband said looking at his wife.

The husband continued, “He is a very good person and do you know my dear, My boss loved a girl but he couldn’t win her heart that’s why he remained unmarried. How lucky would that girl have been, if she married my boss now..!! Nowadays who would have loved someone so much.”

The Girl got totally shocked but couldn’t say a word after that.



Moral:

Life is too short so don’t be too arrogant and proud of yourself and look down on other current situations. Things change time change. Don’t underestimate anyone because everyone can have a great future.

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GideonIdaboh:
I wonder what they'll term it. Maybe urhobotekun or ijawtekun but Since South south is known to always align with south east on politics, maybe they're patiently waiting on south east to come with their ibotekun first.

Lol

maasoap:
This one weak me. All smokes are dangerous to one's health, all smokes are capable of hardened the lung and causing different types of cancers

I hear you!

Lostz:
if majority of smokers are criminals, describe smokers in one word

Majority of smokers are not criminals

Majority of criminals might be smokers!

They diffffff man!

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Idaytesj29:
Its got a lot to do with it. Smoking of weeds or cigarettes, drinking those 50 naira sachet ogogoro, drinking beers indiscriminately etc makes you roll with irresponsible characters many of whom share same habits, and even if you are a "responsible smoker" (if there is anything like that) before, they gradually start changing your views and perceptions about the meaning of being responsible and taking responsibility. They arrange ashewo for you, if normally smoke 2 small wraps of weeds they tell you, you are not balling and before you know you will want to up to a basket of big wraps of Igbo a day. You start staying beyond 10pm outside at night, you start skipping office, building castles in the air due to too much high.....etc.....

A decent, responsible male don't smoke, drink etc, or at least, are not proud of it and won't defend it.
So, don't crucify the lady.

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Jonathan39:
Useless statistics

Those wey sabi wetin I Dey talk sabi am!