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xcesswag: Hia s dis approach dat has worked wonders, its called : 'fire nd ice' , fire means act like u cant do without her, nd ice means jst act like u dnt gv a Bleep, neva act lyk u are desperate, nd be in control, gurls hate a weak guy, my own 2cents/2naira

It is also call Push/Pull... You show a girl you like next minute you ignore her like she's nothing. Be careful not to Pull her too close,women hate wimps , aka Wimpus Nigerianus.

Show her you have other important things to do,that she's appreciated but not the centre of YOUR solar system

lord_falcao: pls read dx çarefully tteddyxxx ....there's a problem I want you to solve for my guy on my behalf...there's dis gal that friendzoned my guy.for years,so my guy decided to get out of d friendzone by chyking her...buh d gal got angry xo my friend wants to cover his faults by creating a lie telling the gal dat it was a friend of his...hu saw her dp on my friend phone, liked d gal, xo used my guys phone to chyke her... buh d gal got angry and deleted my friend from her bbm(cus of the chyking) now the guy has been texting her and calling her all tru the day buh she has been insulting him all tru today...buh d game now is that my friend begged me to help him by asking me to act as d guy that chyked her(I.e dat i will act as the guy hu chyked the gal with my guys phonethe ) so he gave me her number..now I want you to help me by telling me what to say wen I call her..since I will be acting as the guy DAT caused there fight xo that she won't get angry again and also forgive my guy for his mistakes

You friend stands no chance with the girl and he should quit with some shred of respect left! He should cut off all forms of communication with the girl,unless she adds value(contacts,money) to his life as a friend.

Your friend is more of a doormat and the sad truth is this girl doesn't deserve him. There are a million and one girls waiting to have a guy like your friend

texanomaly: I am so sorry. I thought you were being sarcastic here. I know you dont want to hear this, but you will be in my prayers. He loves you. Even if you don't believe. I pray that you receive peace in your mind and in your heart. I hope that whatever it is that you are struggling with is worked out and you see sun again soon.

Thank you, the best Oyibo girl on NL. I really do appreciate

manutdadex: see who is callin someone illitrate, so wen ur tv get problem so na certified technician go tell it isnt working? Olodo!!! Abi wen ur fone no on na engineer go tell u say ur fone get fault? Tell me if u can repair devices tru trial and error den wat will it cost God to repair dat same device? Jst because u neva get testimony for ur life let odas share their testimony

Bro you need to emancipate yourself from the mental slavery of religion!!! Kai god ko satan ni

Exact reason I will never marry a virgin, I don't want stress!

manutdadex: so in ur life u ve neva witness a miracle? A miracle is nt a new event but a fortunate happeninin that has no obvious natural cause or explanation.... Wat kind of power supply issue? Some1 said her laptop was bad...dat means its nt powering on, so anytin dat hapen outside a technician's shop is a miracle to dat person and if d person say na miracle wetin b ur own. So u think all God heals only human parts? Then U dont know God

Smh at your illiteracy, . She said her laptop is bad is she a certified service technician? laughing @ happened outside technician's shop, is it not the same Nigerian technicians that repair by trial and error

If had any form of education,you'll know that these devices are designed with sound principles and such when you follow the principles you will repair these devices! No god needed

striktlymi: Dude try and focus on things you have control over. If what you are going through right now is something you can control then focus on making your lot better, if they are not then you would have to decide how best to go through that experience.

From my standpoint, you have two options: 1) Go through the experience sad or 2) Go through it with a smile on your face. I have been through 'hell' before and I went through such experience smiling. Looking back, I am glad that I smiled all through.

The state of being sad at an experience that we do not have control over is just that: 'a state' and it is largely a product of our minds. Teach your mind to be happy no matter what difficulty you face and you will be happy. If on the other hand you teach your mind to be moody, which most likely is the default state, your moodiness would know no bounds.

Note that God does exist even though you are inclined not to believe this. The Ostrich has a very peculiar defense mechanism. It bury's its head in the sand when threatened. I guess it will feel very secure knowing that it cannot see the enemy. The fact that it can't see it does not mean that the enemy is not there. Similarly, the fact that a number of us wish God away, does not mean that God does not exist.

If you have a need to talk with someone concerning the ish you are going through, do send me a pm and I will most gladly try to help you go through this stage in your life.

Thanks bro,I'll ignore the God part of your post though. You've always been a great guy thanks man

rationalmind: Bro, I understand what ure going through and how it feels like. Few months back, I found myself in a similar position and I started asking myself if it was God punishing me for my unbelief.

What I however want you to know is, the life of a human is in phases. What you are going through now is actually a phase of your life which you'll soon leave.

There was a time when you had none of these things bothering you, thats one phase of your life.

The same way you left that phase and moved into this phase where ure experiencing these issues, you will leave this phase eventually and move into another phase.

Its a matter of time and I'll advice you to be patient, always be positive, believe in yourself and in your ability to steer clear this phase and before you know it, its all a thing of the past.

Thanks bro

No wonder Nigerians are technically backwards,you device stops working instead of troubleshooting you call on god!

Una well done!

Tope wealth: I Believe the post cos God has done that for me several times,

They was a time my phone got spoiled, I took it to many phone repairer , non was able to repair it,

Some one even recommended a guy who is a wizard in phone repair. The guy said, " babe , this phone don turn to scrap, sell d parts nd buy a new phone.
I went back to my office , bought out my bible nd open d book of malachi 3:10 , and I read God promise back to him, I told God I ve fulfill my own part of the covenant by paying my tithe , so my phone cannot become a scrap, that he should remove the hand of every devourer from my things .
I ended the prayer with a song of faith that he is a faithful God, who never fail! And he alone cn do what no repairer cn do!

( I put my phone inside the bible , on the verse he made the promise on tithing , and i checked the phone after 1 hour, lol nd behold, my phone started working again!

Indeed God is a faithful God! I gave the testimony in church that Sunday !
Note: Your faith moves God to action on your behalf , so don't joke wit it!

Tope Wealth.

I GIVE UP!

Sam32: Only fools say dere is no God!!

God exists and every one sign is his undeniable works in the affairs of men. If testimonies cant save you nothing will!

Sometyn similar happened in my presence. A brother who was taking photographs and passports for students in d bible school i attended, wanted to charge his professional camera. Suddenly d tin sparked and brought out smoked. That was he own means of survival, and he was troubled but he jst prayed on it. After some few days he picked it up and decided to see wot happens. To his suprise, d camera came on!..dats nt all
d charger resumed proper function too and he got back into business. This testimony i witness terrified me, coz i wondered hw it culd av happened. God is superior to science or technology. He has everytin in his control.

Let me add, this brother was a very dedicated christian, always zealous for d work of God( coz he definitely had strong faith in God, dat he's watching), i neva saw he walk into any bible class, he was always dere b4 even our teachers. God doesnt dissapoints his own.

If testimonies dont save you, nothing will!

Does a spark mean a component is damaged?

Arching(technical term) can occur as a result of shortcircuit or over-current! And that doesn't mean the component is damaged! It would have been damaged if the brother left it plugged after he saw the spark! Most components that aren't made for Nigeria,come with tolerance i.e they can withstand a certain amount overcurrent for a specified amount of time without damage

No god needed

chris baba: Its not impossible, i knew bout a colleague in skool who has her laptop spoilt for weeks, nd one day she told God she was broke nd he should help, she woke d next day to find het laptop functioning perfectly, ino aethism nd faithlessness is the in thing online now, but it doesnt take away d fact that God exists and those who experience him truly still do.

Before you ascribe anything to miracles verify every possible explanation! What happened to your friend's laptop? How did she confirm the laptop was bad? Might it be power supply issues? So many things to eliminate before we call God!

For us to progress we need to think things through logical,not sit and sing kumbaya waiting for a miracle!

Leopantro: i'm not discrediting God but reading the comments here show that most people don't understand technology and it's "teething" problems. i had a a NoKia xpressmusic that water entered into. i took it to nokia care center and was told it was condemed. i went everywhere in computer village and was told the same story. i wrapped it up in a piece of cloth,dropped it in a bag and forgot about it. i didn't give up hope but i didn't pray or anything about it.four months later i came across it and tried it on and it came on.
by your reasoning the cloth and the bag performed the miracle. we use to have a tv that didn't work unless you practise karate blows on it. Glory be to God for my blows then

There was no miracle the moisture in your phone dried and the phone came up simple. Sometimes after your phone is immersed in water,water lodges into IC's and shortcircuit them! If the IC doesn't damage from short circuit,the phone will come back when the moisture dries!

As for the TV,there is a component that is not making proper contact! With use after awhile solder in electronic components become loose,so when you kick it. The contacts make and hence the TV comes on! No miracle

castielo: You do yourself more harm than good by thinking you can mock God.

Smh same God that couldn't give Moses a galaxy tablet but stressed the guy in carrying tablets of stone is now repairing galaxy tab. Why couldn't god give Moses the Ten commandments in PDF format?

Bro god is a construct of the mind,and cannot repair a phone! This is why naija still where e dey!

Joshthefirst: they're not acting like christians for sure. Either that or general shephard still has that "enemy everywhere" mentality.

Sometimes I wonder if you leave your brain somewhere else when you comment! If I was your bro and talked to you about some difficult challenges I'm going through,the 1st word out of your mouth a bible quotation or it is well. My family loves me,I just don't want to hear someone tell me that I should mediatae psalm 23.

I addressed the post to atheists anyway

rudedough: When i argued about this "a tenth" i got many people who failed their maths class on my neck saying a tenth is 10%. Since that day i stopped arguing about it.

Number line 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 (Tenth)

Now give a (1) tenth of your yields. Is a tenth not 1 of a tenth? Is that not 1%? Did God say give a tenth of a 100?

These greedy murderf%$kers. SMH for uneducated people falling prey to this thievery pastors.

Hmmm a tenth of 90 should be 1/10 of 90. I don't care about Yahweh nor the bible but a tenth is sadly 10%

How does an atheist cope with difficult times? You know that moment when you really wished there was really a god you can talk to! When you know no human can really understand the pain you are going through, and you know family and friends are glad you are suffering so they can tell you its because you need Jesus!

What can one do? Cos I'm really at that point and it hurts knowing even if you decide to pray that there is no god to listen. Sometimes I wish Yaweh was really there! Sad he isnt

xxxtedyxxx: Don't rush..the game. U are already doing fine. Nice Job.

Focos on u guys knowing abt each oda..den u can move ahead from there. Get to know deep tins abt her. Den move to stage 3 like I explained above.

Congrats baba

Uncle Teddy I have a feeling you got tutored in the game by Doc Love of askmen. Any which way what you are sharing here are tips that are tested and trusted. Keep up the good work you are really a great guy.

Girls don't think love,they feel love!

Don't bother telling a girl how you feel, show her how you feel! (Technically) plan every move you make with a girl.

Never let emotions take over

Coldfeet: My dear read the WHOLE chapter from verse 1 to 54! You will be better schooled

Lol is this your defence? The bible is filled with horror stories man! I came from a christian home but the bible has always looked ridiculous to me right from childhood.

My mum always gave this poor justification for the attrocities of yahweh and moses! I need spiritual eyes blah blah blah,..¤

Next you read the bible think deeply about the actions of yahweh

cloudstar: Bros, if you don't have anything important to say, please don't say anything

I dropped some biblical quotations to that effect to buttress my point

Coldfeet: My dear the Bible is COMPLETE!!!! Don't twist it! Don't leave out anything or add anything to it o!!! See how you left out chapter 25 which says. IN THOSE DAYS THERE WAS NO KING IN ISREAL: EVERY MAN DID THAT WHICH IS RIGHT IN HIS OWN EYES. Judges 21 verse 25. My people the Bible is available for you all to confirm whatever anybody says to you please read it and may GOD give you all the wisdom to understand it.

Okay let me show you another verse

Numbers 31: 17-18
17. Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and
kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
18. But all the women children , that have not known a man by
lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
The Jewish soldiers were commanded by “God” in the bible
to keep the woman children (little girls) for themselves! In
addition, they commanded to kill every woman that hath
know a man by lying with him. How these soldiers in those
days know if the girls are virgin or not? Simply they verify it
by raping them and if the Jews discovered that they are non-
virgins then they kill them as they commanded by “God”.

Macelliot: If GOD doesn't exist, that means you created yourself before you were born. If you die, what next?
you are just like a dead weed!

Is this your evidence for god?

cloudstar: Another Mallam has just confirmed such savage attitudes are legal in Islam.

All Abrahamic religions are evil!

Oppypoppy: Hmmmmmmm, thank God for Jesus. The Bible is Complete, Gbam!

Don't be too sure!!


Judges 21:10-24 NLT)
So they sent twelve
thousand warriors to Jabesh-
gilead with orders to kill
everyone there, including
women and children. "This
is what you are to do," they
said. "Completely destroy
all the males and every
woman who is not a
virgin." Among the
residents of Jabesh-gilead
they found four hundred
young virgins who had
never slept with a man, and
they brought them to the
camp at Shiloh in the land
of Canaan.
The Israelite assembly
sent a peace delegation to
the little remnant of
Benjamin who were living
at the rock of Rimmon.
Then the men of Benjamin
returned to their homes, and
the four hundred women of
Jabesh-gilead who were
spared were given to them
as wives. But there were
not enough women for all of
them. The people felt sorry
for Benjamin because the
LORD had left this gap in
the tribes of Israel. So the
Israelite leaders asked,
"How can we find wives for
the few who remain, since
all the women of the tribe of
Benjamin are dead? There
must be heirs for the
survivors so that an entire
tribe of Israel will not be
lost forever. But we cannot
give them our own
daughters in marriage
because we have sworn with
a solemn oath that anyone
who does this will fall under
God's curse."
Then they thought of the
annual festival of the LORD
held in Shiloh, between
Lebonah and Bethel, along
the east side of the road that
goes from Bethel to
Shechem. They told the
men of Benjamin who still
needed wives, "Go and hide
in the vineyards. When the
women of Shiloh come out
for their dances, rush out
from the vineyards, and
each of you can take one of
them home to be your wife!
And when their fathers and
brothers come to us in
protest, we will tell them,
'Please be understanding.
Let them have your
daughters, for we didn't find
enough wives for them
when we destroyed Jabesh-
gilead. And you are not
guilty of breaking the vow
since you did not give your
daughters in marriage to
them.'" So the men of
Benjamin did as they were
told. They kidnapped the
women who took part in the
celebration and carried them
off to the land of their own
inheritance. Then they
rebuilt their towns and lived
in them. So the assembly of
Israel departed by tribes and
families, and they returned
to their own homes.


Obviously these women
were repeatedly raped!!!

Why not use the money to build factories? China landed on the moon,our achievement is 3x3km church!

Why are you people fighting over imaginary friends and stories in a book written by Jewish cave men?

You all need to repent from your ways and realise God does not exist

How grown adults even consider this Linda that obviously has a mental illness is surprising. But if you can believe talking donkeys,you can believe anything!

Emancipate yourself from the mind crippling effects of religion

frederickokey: exchanging words with u is like praying for the devil to repent, therefore i advice that b4 u die u better get enough packets of cigarette that u're gonna smoke in hell for eternity

Delusions of a religious mind!

frederickokey: u're so so gonna kneel at the gate of hell for hours before being kicked into it....... preposterous craps like this comes out from the mouth of the ignorant... so may gfu

Just choose a topic and stop foaming in the mouth

mancheeutd: You must be very stwepid if you think everybody is insensitive as you are you stwepid gay.g FYI I wasn't addressing the issue to you can burn in hell for all I care you being an atheist is none of my business I was addressing alfa n he should please let PEACE reing we are tied of this religious bigotry.

If only you weren't blinded by religious rage you'ld know Alfa is an atheistic satanist.

Calm down on the rage before you behead me like your muslim cousins

Also when you are not reading the bible,I suggest you take some English classes. Your writing skills are horrible friendly advice

Have a great day