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iknopro: 28302FEB, pls I need a gf from Ph, any gal dat wants a serious date, dat deos not like money, dat is ready 2 share n I share should add me. NB : Am serious

You go wait tire!! You no like money ba? Better start going to weddings and parties;start talking to women physically.

davide470: ^^Am good, bro. I believe its open to all, not sure though. Just apply and be expectant.

Btw, did you get Total invite?

I didn't oh,I'm focusing on Honeywell now

Mr.Rothstein:
19th century european trick,most of the guys that are so eager to test their guns on eachother are all working together,there is no bullet,just sound.ok how does that work?you shoot and the bullet touches his chest and falls off?really?have you ever seen any bullet fall off?and how many guns are those guys willing to try exactly?

Back in school, I had seen a guy that was shot and cut severally with a machete by the opposing cult group to no avil,after we all ran away he was found dead with no physical injury and a dislocated neck.

I still reason that bullet proof own

Kiss her and cut to the chase! You can't talk her into having romantic feelings for you,women are not that way.

IGBO-PRESIDENT:
You know, lately I'm beginning to think of taking this opportunity to infiltrate my girl's friend too. I think she likes me. She likes everything I do and ever since my girl messed up with my best friend, she has been coming close to me but she isn't doing anything to make me forgive my girl or bring us together again. She stays in Agbara and she told me on Saturday last week that she was going to visit me in Enugu this week. She is the school resumption notice issued by the registrar of UNN as a ruse to come over to my area in Enugu, when in fact her parents would believe she went to school.

Oboy no dull yourself,knack am akpako! straight . Besides UNEC too get babes why you dey get headache over one girl?

Lamlif on mic: Women are bitches!!!they are animals but not all.Goy u try u are so matured and u handle everything maturely,now you need to go and disgrace that devil of a friend just go to his house on sunday with 3 of ur other friends,don't touch him but you people shoud create a scene on him telling however care to listen what he does so that he can realised how difficult its to betray a friend.He shouldn't go scot free if not he won't give a damn if d crazy girl fainted or not and he doesn't bother about him.Show him you can treat his Bleep up and show him you are a man if not he will see you as a weak guy cuz he alrdy know that ius d end of the friendship.

Disgrace the devil? He has every to bleep any girl he deems fit and need I remind that it was sex between two consenting adults!

@op If you want to be the boss act like you don't care, 1year later you'll thank me for this. I have experienced this exact same thing in school and I listened to my emotions instead of acting like a boss. Have you ever imagined what she and your friend must have said about you in the moment of pleasure? Don't help them confirm some of them by confronting any of them. Ignore them both and watch the respect it will bring you.

In the end learn that love is overated find the next hottest babe on campus and replace your ex-boo ASAP!

martronilla: forgive wetin? See d kind yeye question wey u dey ask sef. Forgive her and d next person she is gonna fvck is ur dad... Send her to d dungeon jare.
Btw, so Venom no come beg u? I like him o... If I were u, I wuld forgive him... He did no wrong jor. As a mature guy, u shuld never quarrel wif ur frnd because of ur gf... D fact that she is a biitch doesnt change... I really wish I could explain my point well bt I cnt do that by merely typing... Ur frnd simply helped u service d hoe

This general belief is faulty. Why should he remain friends with Veron if he has proven to be disloyal? Do yourself a favour,draw a line btw you and Veron,but still hangout with him make men no talk say you dey eff up!

Veron cannot be trusted infact he is worse than your babe

As per forgiving her?

If you are ugly and crippled with zero prospects of any girl liking you then forgive her,at least then you will be a great doormat!

If not you know what to do

Bro what's up? Is this opportunity just for engineers in the UK?

martronilla: seriously, u no get work... So na to dey catch celebs dey force them to snap pic wif u abi? Jeez... If they see u tomorrow, believe me, they wnt recognize u

Naija and celeb hating.. They are not supposed to remember,that is why the pictures are taken as souvenirs!!

Quit hating

HisRib: Hi There,

So this woman has a bf, yet she's sleeping with you and is having sleepovers with you at her place?

If she can do this to her current bf, what makes you think she won't cheat on you as well? Especially since sex means nothing to her.

Is this is the type of woman you want to date & eventually marry? You're willingly throwing yourself into the lion's den.

Here's my advice:

You either go against you sister's wishes & make her your girlfriend or stop sleeping with her! If you choose to make her your girl, make sure you discuss her sex life. You don't want her sleeping with other men while she's dating you just like she's doing to her current bf.

Listen, you're only 26. Don't worry, you have time to find the right woman. You can't be acting desperate like this. If she refuses to date you & you two can't be "just friends", avoid her in all ways possible. Move on with your life.

Thanks. Dear

Good evening Hisrib, hope you are doing great?

Please,there's this girl I've known for four years now,she's 29 and I am 26. I have always liked her but I know I can't date her because one she is my elder sister's colleague and everybody keeps saying she attaches no meaning to sex. My elder sister detests it when I even talk with her,yet in their office she's the girl that goes out of her way to make everybody hapy!

On wednesday,I went to her house(planned by us) I spent two nights there and the sex was superb. We clearly know we are not dating or planning to because she has a bf and we can't be. She also loves dating men that are stinkingly rich.

Yet,right from when I left her house I've been feeling empty,to be honest with you I am liking her awhole lot more. Her cooking is heavenly,she is very nice and caring (at least while you are with her)

This is not the first time I am having this kind of relationship,but something doesn't feel right. Any advice please

Blessy swt: Hmmmm insultin me wil nt solve my prblm pals

If he wasn't good for you then,why he is even worth a thread on NL? You know what you want to do,go ahead and do it! Simple.

Enegod: Sex is a really
great form of exercise... we should be having sex always to stay fit

I know, but sleeping with a girl without emotions feels so empty.

Sexbadoo: it happens... though rarely

What exactly are you referring to badoo?

I have always had the fantacy of having a friend with benefits,no strings attached intimate friendship. That fantacy became real on thursday one of my good friends invited me to her house, and we ended up going at it for 3days! She was awesome and she does yoga . You need to see the things she can do for you to believe!( Girls that do yoga will blow your mind).

She didn't collect one dime from me,she declined going to the movies ,cooked for me in her house as she didn't want me spending money in restaurants. She told me categorically that our association is strictly physical as she has a bf(who kept on calling by the way and was told countless how much he was loved by the girl while I was there)

The problem is I left her place today satisfied sexually but feeling empty on the inside. Can there really be meaningless sex? I am not loving this girl oo,just that it didn't feel right.

Does it ever starts feeling right?

Being an adult and dealing with all this is just too much work

Its a difficult choice, love is about trust. The pertinent question is can you trust her and doubt her every move? Doubting will only push her away btw.

oche_ejemb: The murder was perpetrated in 2011 though.

Lol Okay I was overly dramatic my bad,let read the news

Baff pig,change am cloth, change am name pig na still pig. APC and PDP are all make up the kakistocracy(learnt from Hon.Pat) we run in this nation!

I wanted to yab the man but see what google yield when I searched kakistocracy

Noun
kakistocracy (plural kakistocracies)
1. Government under the control of a nation's worst or least-
qualified citizens.
1894, James Russell Lowell, Letters of James Russell
Lowell - To Joel Benton [1876], p.159:
Is ours a "government of the people, by the people, for
the people," or a kakistocracy rather, for the benefit of
knaves at the cost of fools?


en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/kakistocracy

Why are Nigerian students being murdered left,right and centre? They complain we are criminals, but yet fail to protect the innocent ones amongst us? First it was Ada Obih in the US last week now another Nigerian!

What have we done to deserve the snuffing outing of our future academic juggernauts? Well if I get my scholarship to the UK, I sure will be packing a lot of heat to Cranfield make I hearsay whitey kill me?

Proud to be Nigerian,its the only place I call home!

Lightening: You have won the argument since. Neither am i seeking appologies from one random dude I will never meet. I only advised you to watch your manners. Goodday.

Clear road jare! Apologetics!

tensor777: I am not sure why you keep quoting me. What's done is done. What is the way forward? You say divorce or annulment. I am saying a trial separation coupled counselling, prayers and fasting. That is all.
Meanwhile STOP quoting me.

And if I refuse? You'll slap me maybe..ogbeni clear well. I can quote whoever I want

tensor777: Now look here tojos you all need to slow down and take it easy. Why the unseemly haste If you are really a man as your moniker suggests you would realise that emotional decisions taken at the heat of the moment are never the best.
Think coldly and logically about the scenario unfolding before your eyes.
What has she done to the man to provoke the man into physically dealing with her even at this very early stage into their marriage? What did he find out about her?
That is what you lot need to iron out. Otherwise the cycle could even repeat itself at her next marriage if there is one.

Can anything justify hitting a woman? Unless maybe she attacked you physically and you defended yourself? Not all men are animals and savages,if he found out something damning about the wife why couldn't he divorce her? Will beating her change what has been to what has not?

There is no excuse for abuse,we need to stop rationalizing this sh!t!

I am the 'it', I look so good even in a broken mirror! I am more trustworthy that the bank of Zurich! I could make Eddie Murphey feel like he's the most boring person on earth!

Why won't I marry myself? Yes I will marry myself lmao

Nmeri17: More suggestions pls. @mynd, she wont even say anything. If i insist her reply will be "nothing o. I just felt like not talking to u". The much i kno My best bet is to wait till i meet her alone but i am always in the office and everywhere is rowdy in the night when im back so the chances of that happening are sickly slim. ;-(;-(

Why would you want to be with such a girl that is as cold as the North pole?

190: Number 6 - Nigerian girls especially those wen still dey university

Baseless generalization