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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Reacts To AG Revelation Of N1Tri Fraud In MDAs by Generalwoodz(m): 2:54pm On May 11, 2023
The amount by and Large is an understatement! And we'd never get to know. In one Sense, the case would have been so different if another political party won the elections. Nobody would get to see the big mess buhari submerged this country into. Everything that's bad would be swept under the carpet by BAT. which is darn wrong

In other news: Do you have LinkedIn account? I wanna buy

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Business / Re: Dangote Refinery Begins Operations Amid Lingering Fuel Crisis by Generalwoodz(m): 2:06pm On May 11, 2023
Innomach:


I have, how much are you ganna pay?

How old bro?
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Delivers 'storm Shadow' Cruise Missiles To Ukraine Ahead Of Counteroffensive by Generalwoodz(m): 1:55pm On May 11, 2023
These people should give it a rest and stop all these madness.

Theory of conflict.

Reason why the universe would never be a better place.

In other news: Do you have a LinkedIn account for sell? I wanna buy[b][/b]
Foreign Affairs / Re: Massive Explosion In Milan, Many Cars On Fire by Generalwoodz(m): 12:38pm On May 11, 2023
I love that city ...the name just sweet for my mouth.


Hey dear, pls who has a LinkedIn account? I wanna buy

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Business / Re: Dangote Refinery Begins Operations Amid Lingering Fuel Crisis by Generalwoodz(m): 12:23pm On May 11, 2023
Dangote would be successful against all odds. He's got the government unshakeable backing and towering support.

The downside? Look at what's he's presently doing with cement where he commands supreme respect. Same shit is gonna be replicated.

At the end of the day, he keep getting way more richer and he's 10 generations won't smell or drink the tea of poverty .

On the other hand, the larger population of this country would keep suffering and smiling till the 7 generation.

Because the refinery wasn't built in the first place to alleviate the daily suffering of the average Nigerian. rather to cash out because the government has maintained a Nationwide decrepit, moribund, and obsolete refineries.


In other news: who has LinkedIn account? I wanna buy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sanna Marin Divorces Her Husband, Markus Raikkonen by Generalwoodz(m): 12:23pm On May 11, 2023
yetmao:


How much


Come 3k 3.5k depending on age wahstapp o 7o 3.6196184
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sanna Marin Divorces Her Husband, Markus Raikkonen by Generalwoodz(m): 12:22pm On May 11, 2023
hopexter:


Abeg if you see seller, let me know as me sef don broadcast tire undecided

Come to WhatsApp
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sanna Marin Divorces Her Husband, Markus Raikkonen by Generalwoodz(m): 11:44am On May 11, 2023
apache4:
I have one



Are you on WhatsApp? Let's talk... 070 36 19 61 84
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sanna Marin Divorces Her Husband, Markus Raikkonen by Generalwoodz(m): 10:29am On May 11, 2023
Who's doing who a Hakimi?


Pls, I'm in need of LinkedIn account to buy

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Romance / Re: Once U Cum Finish U Go Realize Say Nothing Dey This World by Generalwoodz(m): 10:06am On May 11, 2023
The room was steamy and erotic and the energy around our sweaty bodies superb...

I was on top of her. The feeling flowing from me to her was all good feelings filled with undiluted passion...

Her body lay on my bed wrangling like a snake in a hot bath tub. The curves of her waist was seducing. Her heavy breasts fulfilling. And her vagina tasting almost like a honey pot.

It was the best feeling ever. Nothing can ever be compared and I wish it could last for eternity.

But then I cum and all the good feelings/vibes developed wings and eloped.

Leaving a placid dick in its wake. Plus, a heart exuding nothing but a dose of hate to the goddess next to me in the bed.

The goddess wanna rub her hands on chest but I'm like No! Leave me alone!

I hate you sex. Sorry, I love you sex. No! I hate you sex.

In other news: I'm in search of LinkedIn account to buy

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Phones / Re: I Got A Call From This Number 0912 992 2913 Today by Generalwoodz(m): 9:56am On May 11, 2023
Yo! Stop attributing happenings to so called attack from enemies. You went to school for a gad damn reason
Yo! Emancipate your sef

I've received and treated this scam before.

I even allowed the Baba pray for me... I played all along because I wanted to do it.

Nobody can hypnotize you through the phone.

It's all belief system.


In other news: I'm searching for LinkedIn account to buy
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole: From Workers' Champion To Senator-Elect - Omo-Ikirodah by Generalwoodz(m): 9:40am On May 11, 2023
When you're wining mouth will sign your praises.

Yo!

Do you have a LinkedIn profile? I'd like to buy it.
Business / Re: BVN remains for life, does not expire - CBN Insists by Generalwoodz(m): 9:15am On May 11, 2023
Yo!

Do you've a LinkedIn account that you've not used or maybe using but willing to sell it for a token?

Get in touch here...or Maybe WhatsApp
Jobs/Vacancies / I Am A Nigerian Writer And I Need A Remote Job by Generalwoodz(m): 1:09am On May 11, 2023
Yo!

You've the best man for your job when you hire me.

WhatsApp: 070361961. 8.4

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The New Way Company Advertise Vacant Positions (photos) by Generalwoodz(m): 2:06pm On May 10, 2023
It's an undercover company... behind the facade lies evil machinations.
Business / Re: Femi Otedola: Tony Elumelu Has Backstabbed Me Many Times - Premium Times by Generalwoodz(m): 9:36am On May 09, 2023
Otedola was backstabbed many times by Elumelu that he started walking backwards.

Otedola too is no Angel without original sin.

Pray Elumelu keeps mum and doesn't respond because if he does, litany of dirty secrets between them would be forced open. These men got skeleton in their closets. Even billionaire seduce other billionaire's wife and have tryst with her.

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Romance / Re: A Proof That There Are Good People In Nigeria (MY Experience Last Night) by Generalwoodz(m): 12:13am On May 09, 2023
Starboytwo:
Omo good people no Dey this side ooo, everybody be ripper.


Bro howfa? Abegi, I'm interested in that Craiglist Biko. Make I drop WhatsApp?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by Generalwoodz(m): 4:29pm On May 08, 2023
Heph001:
Right away

234 7 0 36196184

That's my WhatsApp. I'm not offering you a job. I'm writer .
Travel / Re: Elon Musk’s Hotel In Mars Now Set To Open, At $5 Million Per Night (SEE PHOTO) by Generalwoodz(m): 2:45pm On May 08, 2023
I want to pay for 11 Yoruba gals grin I use to tell I would take them to the moon..

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Celebrities / Re: Nons Miraj Aka Ada Jesus Nose Job In Pictures by Generalwoodz(m): 12:04pm On May 08, 2023
It's not me! The after looks like she's having a hard time breathing. Plus the brand new Chinese doctor implanted nose looks like the nostrils are now gulf wide.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election Petitions Tribunal Begins Hearing (Live Update) by Generalwoodz(m): 10:04am On May 08, 2023
I hope they all won't end up shouting "my Lord.."my Lord" without doing something worthwhile

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Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Grant The Pleading Of The Demons To Be Sent Into Pigs? by Generalwoodz(m): 8:46am On May 07, 2023
Because pigs have more fat
Romance / Re: ?? by Generalwoodz(m): 8:38am On May 07, 2023
500k and you'd still give her head o.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Fashion At King Charles III Coronation: What The Guests Wore by Generalwoodz(m): 8:23am On May 07, 2023
SamboAnguissa:


You just stated the reason why I find northern Muslim girls very sexy.

You're a northerner. So, If they don't appeal to your lustful intents then you have a big problem.
Politics / Re: Buhari At King Charles Coronation (picture) by Generalwoodz(m): 8:11am On May 07, 2023
orisa37:



THAT REMINDS ME THAT LONDON HAS NEVER MENTIONED AZIKWE, MBADIWE MBAKWE AND ANY "IGBODIWE" IN ANY ENGLISH RELATIONS?
AND NOW EKWEREMADU IN GUANTANAMO BAY?

You're a clown

Guantanamo Bay is a US military prison.
Foreign Affairs / Re: King Charles III Will Be Crowned Today. by Generalwoodz(m): 8:42am On May 06, 2023
I doubt they'd give Mohammed Buhari a front seat. He would be seated far away from every body- the people that matters. He would sit at extreme close to the backyard emergency toilet.

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Romance / Re: Has Porn ( Bluefilm ) Been available In Nigeria As Far Back As The 1960's? by Generalwoodz(m): 11:26am On May 05, 2023
jamesversion:


What will you do with such knowledge??

For research u guess
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Joined Tipper Bed To Go For An Interview by Generalwoodz(m): 12:47pm On May 04, 2023
grin

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Health / Re: NAFDAC To Test Indomie Noodles, Says Importation Already Banned by Generalwoodz(m): 12:44am On May 04, 2023
Annahh:
grincheesygrin

Hi Ana😊, I wanna ask if the customer service job is still available? I would love if you could Link me up. And in a case where it ain't available I'd like to know the name of the foreign recruiting website...

I love ya diary

Xoxo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Kind Of Job Do You Do And What's The Hardest Part of Your Job? by Generalwoodz(m): 8:41pm On May 03, 2023
Mindlog:


I am now in a different sphere, so I am no longer involved in freelancing stuffs.

Okay, thank you. God bless

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