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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Men Of Gold Do Not Wear Gold by Generalwoodz(m): 1:26pm On Apr 09, 2023 |
I need help o. Reading the thread I thought nothing more but Gold circle condoms. Where you'd get to a point and narrate how well you nacked in the rain |
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Women Find It It Almost Impossible To Initiate Love-making? by Generalwoodz(m): 12:35pm On Apr 09, 2023 |
She's sitting with her legs crossed. I know what's going on in the depths of her mind. Yet I'm balls deep in the waters of pretense. I'm like: "if you don't expressively tell me what's going on between your legs; waist, and nipples then rest assured that the wetness down will amount to ocean. Your waist and prime sensitive curves would be in a blaze. And the nipples would mold into stone and back. Yet... She's doing the exact same thing. Just sitting. Expecting me to read the train of her thoughts. The man in me. I don't blame has been wired to see these cues. Therefore like all men, I do and take justified moves. In a slow-mo...I dive and capture the warm mouth like rebel forces. My hands taking the form of a pirate compass slides smoothly to caress, stimulate and bring good unrest to the electrified clit. Ouch... So she moans. This a prime reflection of a modern woman who doesn't know a thing about her desires, wants, and needs. π I know a snake and it's caged in my mouth. Drafting it like the only missile in my arsenal...from licking round and round her salty neck to kissing the shoulders. Snaking through her black melanin flesh with my possessed tongue leaving slight fluids in its trail as I land at the nipples, I suck! Not like a gentleman but as an average Nigerian kid going home after the days work at the elementary school in hot February Sun and on his way sees a Tap of water. A tap of water with no water running. This legend not only suck the water out in torrent but quench his parchy throat in perfect peace. 3 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Commodities Feeding Many Nigerian Homes by Generalwoodz(m): 12:29pm On Apr 09, 2023 |
VeeVeeMyLuv: Do you have their address, emails, list of numbers, a source of contact? How do I cold reach out to these money bag ladies and make know my intentions? If you know what I am thinking |
Religion / Re: Easter 2023 : Happy Easter !!! by Generalwoodz(m): 8:27am On Apr 09, 2023 |
Happy Easter Y'ALL 1 Like |
Religion / Re: The Beautiful Things Of Easter by Generalwoodz(m): 8:26am On Apr 09, 2023 |
Happy Easter y'all |
Nairaland / General / Re: God has done it - After a year..Check first post by Generalwoodz(m): 1:19am On Apr 08, 2023 |
MaDaRa01: Nagode bro. Thanks |
Romance / Re: My Roommate Crushing On Me by Generalwoodz(m): 1:03am On Apr 08, 2023 |
Do it |
Celebrities / Re: Eedris: Politicians Should Stay In Nigeria For Medical Treatment by Generalwoodz(m): 3:58pm On Apr 07, 2023 |
Imagine the effrontery of these rogues whom got re-elected not by measure of their good deeds but by millions of naira, handouts-maggie they gave out. They can only be serious when they shun medical tourism and STOP junketeering first worlds. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Food / Re: Garri Is The Latest Celebrity On Twitter! Tweeps Are Praising It Since Yesterday by Generalwoodz(m): 2:32pm On Apr 07, 2023 |
They say a poem but I got a prayer Special thanks to the discovereres Wherever you are buried I know you still think about us. Bounty harvest every year cassava so great... The country goes back ward but garri always rise And the reason why she's backward? There has never been a national conference where the elite, stakeholders, and all tribes each representative with their bowl and spoon; to soak and drink garri Until there's a garri national conference we keep electing π€ͺππ€ͺ 1 Like |
Business / Re: 10 Million Naira But I Dont Know What To Do With It by Generalwoodz(m): 10:06pm On Apr 06, 2023 |
Calm down and think o. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Na Hunger Carry Prodigal Son Return Home (photo) by Generalwoodz(m): 10:04pm On Apr 06, 2023 |
No be him fault na shayo |
Business / Re: Tribapay Is Consistently The Best Dollar Card With Great Customer Care, by Generalwoodz(m): 3:31pm On Apr 06, 2023 |
How much can I pay to grace the front-page? I want to advertise my copywriting business. |
Travel / Re: Reasons I'm No Longer Relocating by Generalwoodz(m): 3:26pm On Apr 06, 2023 |
You don't know what you're saying 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: God has done it - After a year..Check first post by Generalwoodz(m): 2:51pm On Apr 06, 2023 |
MaDaRa01:Anything for me bro? |
Business / Re: I made NGN 675,000 in March on Upwork as freelancer by Generalwoodz(m): 5:07pm On Apr 05, 2023 |
EMIOMOADEOYE: What niche are you in ? If you don't mind my asking. |
Crime / Re: Cash App Founder, Bob Lee, Stabbed To Death In California, United States by Generalwoodz(m): 1:42pm On Apr 05, 2023 |
I don't know reason why good people die |
Romance / Re: My Colleagues From Work Adding Me On Facebook And I Donβt Want To Confirm Them by Generalwoodz(m): 1:39pm On Apr 05, 2023 |
Septagon: While the discussion goes on in the office, do somebody on top of his lungs shout ' I like this post?' and another ' I comment on this post? And yet another by turning his face into something like: πβΉοΈππ’ππ₯ |
Romance / Re: How Do People Make It In Nigeria?? by Generalwoodz(m): 1:34am On Apr 05, 2023 |
Barims: Proffer solutions to the issue at hand or ? |
Family / Re: ##### Cash Giveaway (Easter Edition): 5k Each For 8 People by Generalwoodz(m): 11:18am On Apr 04, 2023 |
timbs001: Easter to me means celebration of the risen Christ.7 I'd divide the money with my brother in the west, so he would afford to celebrate with something hot on his table. |
Sports / Re: A Picture Of Pele Crying At Maradona Grave by Generalwoodz(m): 4:17pm On Mar 19, 2023 |
Brownshoe: It's my pleasure. Danke! |
Sports / Re: A Picture Of Pele Crying At Maradona Grave by Generalwoodz(m): 4:16pm On Mar 19, 2023 |
jimmyolasun:. Yeah! And Fucking the termite soil |
Politics / Re: Madman Eats Sacrifice Dropped At Polling Unit To Scare Off Voters In Lagos by Generalwoodz(m): 9:08am On Mar 19, 2023 |
The gods are crazy or the gods must be mad |
Romance / Re: I Met A Demon ( A Fallen Angel Of I Am) by Generalwoodz(m): 11:26pm On Mar 18, 2023 |
stunnert: Next time, move your toes! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Constitution Amendment: President Must Nominate Ministers Within 60 Days by Generalwoodz(m): 3:40pm On Mar 18, 2023 |
lildush: |
Politics / Re: Constitution Amendment: President Must Nominate Ministers Within 60 Days by Generalwoodz(m): 8:45am On Mar 18, 2023 |
I could recall vividly in my teenage years that Buhari took way more than 6 months to nominate his ministers. I wish Tinubu succeeds in all his endeavors. 7 Likes |
Business / Re: 5 Ways To Make Over 300,000 Online Every Month by Generalwoodz(m): 1:58pm On Mar 17, 2023 |
Hey there, could you pls summarize here? Presently I've subscribed to your channel but had no data to actually watch. Would be kind enough to tell me all about it here? |
Health / Re: Blood Donor Needed by Generalwoodz(m): 1:48pm On Mar 17, 2023 |
I would have loved to donate but I'm a northern City resident. |
Business / Re: . by Generalwoodz(m): 1:32am On Mar 17, 2023 |
markul:.. 0 7 0 3 6 1 9 6 1 8 4 |
Romance / Re: How I Slept With My Pastor by Generalwoodz(m): 12:30pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
You! Op it was you who posted how your boyfriend referred to you as a gold digger. Same you always had your boobs grabbed by a man who's your sister's husband. The same man who almost pushed his hands down your panties in a bid to roughly reach your vagina. I understand you are delirious, blabbing and hysterical. Reason why you engage your figment to post things that happened only in the dark areas of your myopic mind. 3 Likes |
Business / Re: Online Paying Business Needed! Willing To Pay by Generalwoodz(m): 9:15am On Mar 16, 2023 |
naijacutee: Hey there, pls I wanna ask what particular skill brought this $$$. See I'm in a rough patch and things are so bad for me that I can't feed myself. I would appreciate if you could find some out of your busy schedule to reply me. Thanks! |
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