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Crime / Re: SA Police Invaded The Home Of Nigerians 'Awe' & 'Baba', Seized Drugs by Generalwoodz(m): 5:36pm On May 25, 2023
I hope this doesn't trigger SA people to loot Nigerian properties?



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Properties / Re: Auction: EFCC Invites Nigerians To Bid For Forfeited Landed Properties by Generalwoodz(m): 5:36pm On May 25, 2023
Lands wey dem don sell at giveaway to their people..

Wey know una


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Politics / Re: Keyamo Trying To Ambush Tinubu For Ministerial Role – Daniel Bwala by Generalwoodz(m): 4:11pm On May 25, 2023
When you see keyamo talking like this it translates to being left behind. Perhaps he got the information that he won't make the ministerial list. Man is outside fighting for his stomach.


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Sports / Re: Skipping Challenge: Philip Solomon Breaking Guinness World Record (Video) by Generalwoodz(m): 4:08pm On May 25, 2023
Records are meant to be broken...



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Family / Re: How A Goat Fell Into My House From A Ceiling While I Sl£pt — Man by Generalwoodz(m): 4:00pm On May 25, 2023
grin is that a mountain goat? Talk true o grin

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Politics / Re: Uzodima's Tailor Is At It Again(photo) by Generalwoodz(m): 3:31pm On May 25, 2023
I like this man Buhari even though he failed to deliver on his promises...


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Politics / Re: SSS Uncover Plans To Disrupt May 29 Inauguration by Generalwoodz(m): 11:48am On May 25, 2023
This people are crazy....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Knowing People Can Effortlessly Secure You A Job. by Generalwoodz(m): 11:19am On May 25, 2023
NDLEA just concluded their online test. Prospective personnels of the agency are now praying fervently so their names would make the list.


While their are some who didn't write the test at all but would end up not only making the list but getting the Job.


Their are some who scored very low in the tests, but instead of their names being dropped would make the list. While the very people who performed excellently would thoroughly search for their names but never find it.


Inside life.






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Politics / Re: Spanish Warship Visits Lagos, Conducts Exercise With Nigerian Navy (pics) by Generalwoodz(m): 11:05am On May 25, 2023
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Sports / Re: Orla Melissa Sloan Admits Stalking Mason Mount After He Broke Up With Her by Generalwoodz(m): 8:58am On May 25, 2023
She wanted to mount Mason😂


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Sports / Re: Nigeria Beat Italy 2-0 (FIFA Under 20 World Cup). by Generalwoodz(m): 8:56am On May 25, 2023
And they're happy for beating them grin Tgat looks like an abuse.


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Sports / Re: Nigeria Defeats Togo 6-0 (WAFU Women's Under 20 Championship) by Generalwoodz(m): 8:56am On May 25, 2023
Congratulations to them!


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Romance / Re: Meet The First Man To Swim With Both Hands Tied by Generalwoodz(m): 8:33am On May 25, 2023
Who else like me tried nodding his head in strict imagination of how the man swam with his hands tied? 🤚🤚



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Foreign Affairs / Re: A 19 Year Old Wanted To Kill Biden And Take Power At White House by Generalwoodz(m): 8:30am On May 25, 2023
Too much of Hollywood made the kid delusional. He now thinks he got super power... He should have flown to the middle East and Linked up with these Islamists, though they gonna doubly fail buh the impact is not gonna stop at the barrier.



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Politics / Re: How Plane Loaded With Full Dollars Collapseed In Abuja: Video by Generalwoodz(m): 8:25am On May 25, 2023
There's no cash on ground... Abi the plane dey run cashless,?



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Romance / Re: My Wife Doesn't Want To Coitulate With Me by Generalwoodz(m): 8:24am On May 25, 2023
If you don't seek for sex elsewhere that marriage is gonna take a hit. If you seek for sex and get it from another company your marriage will be heading for the rock.


Everything has been designed to turn in ruins.

The one thing that could help is having a discuss with her.


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Crime / Re: I Impregnated My Wife, Wife’s Mum & Sister To Set Record Says Nigerian Man (vid) by Generalwoodz(m): 8:19am On May 25, 2023
Bloggers ! Where's the video where he said all that? Video or i don't believe it.


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Family / Re: If These Were Your Kids, How Would You Handle The Situation? (photos) by Generalwoodz(m): 8:16am On May 25, 2023
That first one where the kids bathing in milk or whatever didn't happen by the power of kiddos alone. There was an adult being in supervision whom set the whole scene up. Now it looks so theateric.




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Romance / Re: My Sexual Adventures At A Brothel At Ezeka by Generalwoodz(m): 8:10am On May 25, 2023
What kind of story is this? Do you expect me to Google where Ezeka is ? Which state is Ezeka situated? Is it an underwater ancient city?


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Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Spotted Jetting Out Of Nigeria For Switzerland (pics/video) by Generalwoodz(m): 8:06am On May 25, 2023
That was not his first time of slapping a police and won't be the last either... The only difference is that he was caught on camera and the subsequent ones won't.


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Politics / Re: Tinubu: The Venue For The May 29th Inauguration Concert (Pics, Video) by Generalwoodz(m): 8:02am On May 25, 2023
Can't obedients rush over to the place and inaugurate Peter Obi there before 29th?




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Romance / Re: An Elephant Attacks Lady In An Unknown Location(graphics) by Generalwoodz(m): 7:58am On May 25, 2023
woginid967:
Oh i heard she died. The elephant 🐘 messed her up and she bleed and died there. The weight of the elephant crushed her hips too but she moaned heavily because its cockk tore through her and she died. sad

Guy you're a liar!..

That's not the true story.

The girl said she needs a baby--... Then she walked over to the elephant for discussion.

What you're seeing in picture is an elephant doggy in motion. We humans have ours too.

You can see the joy plastered over her face as the elephant and his family gave their consent--to allow their offspring fuçk a human.

But one bad thing about elephant doggy is you must break a waist... She broke her waist right there. But the joy of having an elephant baby trumps the pain and reduces the strain.


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Business / Re: Revocation Of Licenses: NDIC Assures Depositors Of Speedy Payment Of Claims by Generalwoodz(m): 9:42pm On May 24, 2023
Some people would die fighting to get back their sweat...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Not All Job Offers Are Destined To Be Your Next Big Move! by Generalwoodz(m): 7:54pm On May 24, 2023
In all thy doing pray for a better tommorow.
Pray for a job you won't die on.

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Generalwoodz(m): 5:39pm On May 24, 2023
josielewa:
Bought a London used iPhone xr

Once it charges to 90 or 89..it stays there for long without increasing

If switched off and charged... It charges to 100

What could be the problem. Actually bought the phone for someone.. I sourced the phone for the buyer with battery health at 85%...



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Politics / Re: Igbo Should Stop Playing Bad Politics – Ngige by Generalwoodz(m): 1:38pm On May 24, 2023
All the tribes play bad politics buh you're good when you're winning. Remember that!


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Politics / Re: Buhari Seeks Approval To Pay $556m, £98m, N226b Judgement Debts, 5 Days To Go by Generalwoodz(m): 1:32pm On May 24, 2023
His mugshots should is what we need after he leaves...

Buhari is a real case study.


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Music/Radio / Re: Asake & Olamide - Amapiano (Official Video) by Generalwoodz(m): 1:31pm On May 24, 2023
Asake is a vibe. That is mad but I've never heard it embarassed

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s People Are Not Making Things Easier For His Successor, Nigerians - Sani by Generalwoodz(m): 1:02pm On May 24, 2023
Shehu Sani didn't make sense this time around. If Buhari's people makes things hard for BAT people who do you think will be at the receiving end?

Just because your time is up and you decided to destroy the walls, ceiling, and doors of the house you're moving out from doesn't stop the new comer from changing and redesigning the whole house once he takes charge...

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Phones / Re: How Is Network Data Speed In Your Area? by Generalwoodz(m): 7:06pm On May 23, 2023
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