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NYSC / Re: Tallest Corper Falls In Love With Shortest Corp Member After Meeting At Service by Generalwoodz(m): 10:06pm On Mar 15, 2023
THE one thought coming to mind is how they gonna fúck. And that's the only thought.

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Romance / Re: What's Your Favourite Book by Generalwoodz(m): 2:19pm On Mar 15, 2023
Reinamaria:
The concubine by Elechi Amadi.

I don't remember how I got the book.
I was so hooked, I couldn't put the it down.

Good topic, by the way.

Nice read

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Romance / Re: What Does It Mean If A Girl Kisses Your Eye? by Generalwoodz(m): 2:06pm On Mar 15, 2023
The love portion is right there on the tip of her tongue 👅. The exact place for its potency, efficacy and effectiveness is your eye 👀. The deal is: you shall see nothing bad in her deeds, whenever you focus your eyes on let's say: you are learning graphics design, programing or trying your hands on Amazon Kindle, nothing else but the very picture of her would be prime reflection.

Your own is fair enough a bargain. Mine was doubly worst because I was planted a wet kiss on both ears, I didn't lose my audio. However, everything I heard those period had an echo of her very own name attached to it...

Like an enchantment even advices from my parents comes with her name drumming on the background.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Just Lost My Job by Generalwoodz(m): 12:28pm On Mar 15, 2023
What I know is that the Op is lying ... A sneak peek around his other threads would tell you how given he is to trade of lies.
lomprico:


You are a fvcking lair! Mods this is a made up story.
. I thought I was the only one here that saw through his lies. Firstly,

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Travel / Re: Pictures From My First Boat Cruise Experience by Generalwoodz(m): 12:27pm On Mar 15, 2023
stillme231:
even most of their useless mods are in support..

They all walk the same pathway even the founder is found wanting

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Romance / Re: Canada Finally Humbled Me With Pussy After 8months: Pictures by Generalwoodz(m): 12:24pm On Mar 15, 2023
grin
Dating sites no dey work for there?
Travel / Re: Pictures From My First Boat Cruise Experience by Generalwoodz(m): 12:22pm On Mar 15, 2023
stillme231:
that is what nairaland had turned to . Tribal land

Man! The hate is gross
Travel / Re: The Hype Of These Abroad People Is Making Some Of Us Feel Less Achieved by Generalwoodz(m): 6:49pm On Mar 14, 2023
BigDawsNet:


The average salary for a Software Engineer in US is $142,000 - $170,000 depending on your years of experience

I know people here in the States with just High school certificates... they have degree... they only woke up one day and decided to start learning coding online... Today dey make that amount easily...

Tech is the new oil here in North America and EU, Asia even some African countries....

No dull bro... pls learn... I take God beg you



Howfa bro, you no know me. But I want you to sponsor me so I can get 50-,60k system. I want the next 6 months to be tech filled. Can you please help me?
Crime / Re: This Woman Slapped Me by Generalwoodz(m): 3:20pm On Mar 14, 2023
grin Every job got it's hazard and you got yours. If you've the wherewithal you chase the woman and make sure to pin her down when you catches her. grin

I used to be in classrooms and boy! how I flogged these kids when they show mischief. Perhaps the evil thoughts of slapping me might have crossed their minds but they never had extra grit, muscle or hardbone born to carry it out.

Because I'd throw caution to the air and smack down any parents who try even.

Those days got me looking so darn athletic, lovely cassava roots abs, hot melon sized 6packs, large coconut arresting arms and muscle. The cap of it all; I have the same height as Buhari.

So you see, these foolish parents would doubly think before engaging me in a combat. Because Amma break their Bones.

Every morning I would push up 200 times. Because of these kids.

I do everything for them with perks given the meagre salary.

Takeways: Work seriously on the way you look. Only the fittest survive around these parts. Continue giving them your all. Don't chase sympathy because that shit is lost. For real

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Can You Do With N2000? by Generalwoodz(m): 9:10am On Mar 14, 2023
I could actually feed myself for whole bright week with it. Three square meals. Sounds magical but that's pretty much how it happens when shit hits the fan.
Politics / Re: CBN Did Not Ask Banks To Dispense & Accept Old Naira Notes - Dr Isa Abdulmumin by Generalwoodz(m): 4:24pm On Mar 13, 2023
emmybobo1:

Like he said is either you are suckling or a slowpoke. How can a right thinking person expect the CBN governor should be the one holding everyone at ransom, that the president and legislators cannot tame him. You are a foolish slowpoke self

Lol. grin

It's the CBN. Call me whatever you want.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Are Hiring by Generalwoodz(m): 4:22pm On Mar 13, 2023
pqute:
which location
. Ogba, Lagos
Politics / Re: CBN Did Not Ask Banks To Dispense & Accept Old Naira Notes - Dr Isa Abdulmumin by Generalwoodz(m): 4:12pm On Mar 13, 2023
mutantninja:

External influence

grin

I see... Who is this external influencer? Don't beat round the bush.
Politics / Re: CBN Did Not Ask Banks To Dispense & Accept Old Naira Notes - Dr Isa Abdulmumin by Generalwoodz(m): 4:09pm On Mar 13, 2023
mutantninja:

If you think it’s CBN doing this you’re still a child. Doesn’t matter your age. You’re unaware of the country you’re in.

Lol. Pray sir, go ahead and tell who's doing this? The elections are gone.
Politics / Re: CBN Did Not Ask Banks To Dispense & Accept Old Naira Notes - Dr Isa Abdulmumin by Generalwoodz(m): 3:45pm On Mar 13, 2023
CBN is moving mad! The fuccking election has come and gone. Why are you being utterly devilish by subjecting millions of Nigeria citizens to deep and daily agony? You keep their cash perpetually out of the reach. Make them against wish to purchase currencies. This all round evil, sinful, iniquitous, depraved, vicious, corrupt, vile, nefarious, pernicious, and destructive,

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Phones / Re: Tecno Spark 10 Pro - Awesome Phone... by Generalwoodz(m): 12:33pm On Mar 13, 2023
grin grin
Romance / Re: Is It Normal To Overlook The Past Of A Girl by Generalwoodz(m): 12:17pm On Mar 13, 2023
The past doesn't die even though it can be buried. But one funny thing about a buried past is the possiblity of a shovel digging out that which has been buried.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Warns Against Unauthorised Use Of Corps Uniforms, Logo, Others by Generalwoodz(m): 10:24am On Mar 13, 2023
They should go ahead and arrest all senior citizens attired in their low quality clothes
Romance / Re: Am Confused Between Marriage, Car Or Land. Which Should I Go For?? by Generalwoodz(m): 10:19am On Mar 13, 2023
cry
Romance / Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Generalwoodz(m): 4:59pm On Mar 12, 2023
No visitors oo😭😭😭

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Romance / Re: How Do I Punish This Girl For Her Wrongs by Generalwoodz(m): 4:26pm On Mar 12, 2023
Chief.

More tears to the tissues of your brain, more tears to your eye ducts, and more tear to your heart.

When you were certified broke (pretence) what did the bitch do? She showed you
and you saw another side of her. I thought the whole process should be: learning and understanding who you're fuccking?

Quit this game it's for Losers. Are you one? No.

Don't go wasting good energy on ungrateful being in name of punishing her because this bitch don't really feel the pain...

Whatever you do won't break her. All the times you sent fury through sex, has your dick severed, changed and turned her Honeypot into shreds, messsy and bad place? No.

Same as her heart. She'd speedily recover from any of your worst treatments. She has perfected her ways.

Leave this game but if you insist the very second sentence of this comment gonna be yours. Ain't implying cowardice here.

Danke!

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Politics / Re: Top 10 LGAs In Akwa Ibom With Best Internal Roads.. Photos by Generalwoodz(m): 4:20pm On Mar 12, 2023
Paint the walls of your mind with these pictures and imagine the reality if the 36 govs replicate same for States where they're at helms. El dorado' can't measure up if these guys are really playing their part.

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Crime / Re: Please Help Me Find The Guy That Scammed Me. by Generalwoodz(m): 2:37pm On Mar 12, 2023
FuckYourFather:


na here you dey have sense, when those brothers were given you sweet dick left right center u no know, e sweet you sote you forgot to use ya head, you better lick your wounds and go and rest because you have no evidence or proof to what they did you, as far as am concern you enjoyed it and you paid for sweet Bleep.

no be only men dey pay for sex.

Where did she mention the sex scene you are narrating? Sir.

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Crime / Re: Please Help Me Find The Guy That Scammed Me. by Generalwoodz(m): 2:35pm On Mar 12, 2023
Of course she fu.cked up. Who never fuvk up hands in the air?

You'all should cut her some slack and center around issue at hand. Nairaland is reliable, a source of succor to people in dire tough and rough patch. Y'ALL should do the nairaland thing and nab this common criminal. Our sis needs our help. Focus on the Crux of matter and don't remind us she did this or that.

And ma'am please give more background information. Help shall come and hard earned money would be refunded.

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Romance / Re: Ever Since I Stopped Doing Yahoo, Life Is Now Hard.. by Generalwoodz(m): 12:55pm On Mar 12, 2023
arleck:

Price

5k

Howfa
Religion / Re: Just Like The Biblical Joseph, Have You Ever Turned Down A Sexual Advance? by Generalwoodz(m): 10:09am On Mar 12, 2023
Zealoy:
Well just yesterday there was this pretty lady that walked up to me, started a conversation and later asked me out but i pretended as if i didn't hear Wat she was saying and told her am runing late see her later, though she wasn't bold enough to ask for my number, I hope I see her again though

Are you going to resist her when she asks for sex? Now that's the point

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Religion / Re: Which Bible Character Would You Have Being In Jesus' Days ? by Generalwoodz(m): 9:17am On Mar 12, 2023
Nebuchadnezzar I would say but then nigga lived in times, places and did his own shit before Messiah. I would like Lazarus! Boy!

The imagination of walking on Earth's green again; breathing oxygen once more, speaking words is utter ethereal, all round supernatural and extraordinary.

When my debtors wrongly taught I was gone for good Jesus, in his lovingly kindness did what made the whole nation gape their mouths and Marvel.

The very thought of being there and back again and then going back once more to sit right at God's hands while the heavenly elders beckoned was graceful.

I remember when one rich guy whom was in the Hades and hell bound, given he was filthy rich during his sojourn on Earth's begged water for he was thirsty... Even a finger dipped in water was enough for his dried and parchy throat but I strongly refused.

The look from Father Abraham made me say no! Sorry bro. I'll pour you a cup. Maybe Next time. But try and lend me money if I come around again o

I love Lazarus. He was a beggar who hustled and searched for a morsel and ate crumbs at the Rich man's gate... I'm not sure if I am impressed here. But what's more intriguing and gives the chills: for four days OG was entombed while his folks and whole of Bethany mourned his passing.

The moral: when you think God is doing nothing given your present situation do not despair for he's around cooking for you. Cooking meals that you couldn't finish.

Happy 🌞

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Crime / Re: Drunk Woman On The Streets Of Abuja. by Generalwoodz(m): 7:13pm On Mar 11, 2023
Nah. This isn't it o. If all us who are in a dire rough patch treads this same way then the entire world would be acutely mad.

When she gets sober she needs to see a therapist because there's no gain dropping herself in harm's way. She still got her whole life and future in her front.

Shawty should stand ten toes and remember that if she continues in this fashion five minutes is enough for beasts with raging hormones to shipwreck her already messed up life.

What happened to the maxim: making pepper soup when life throws pepper?

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Business / Re: IWD 2023: Wema Bank Unveils Big Sister Project For Its Female Employee by Generalwoodz(m): 6:36pm On Mar 11, 2023
If there's no big brother at Wema then big sister should not be allowed to sail.

Every time it's women this women that!
The world celebrates a dozen times women's day, and I don't even if there's anything like men's day.

Ayam a man and I deserve to be celebrated as women too. Celebrate me because I have heaviness that I carry on my shoulder. My heart beats like a cannon. My breast is courageous but sometimes I bled too.[b][/b]

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Is Light In Your Area? by Generalwoodz(m): 10:04am On Mar 11, 2023
alfredo4u:
New haven enugu 24/7

Hey there, would be kind enough to tell me the average house rent around those parts? And do you use prepaid meter?
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy 18th Anniversary Nairaland by Generalwoodz(m): 3:46pm On Mar 10, 2023
Seun, grin Every election year your forum smile to the bank and come back with boxes of crisp naira notes.

So to commemorate this great milestone I propose you select people (18) and give out handouts (18k or 180K)

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