Pls,your WhatsApp

maleekberry:
Is there constant light in this your kebbi?

Wanna change location?

KnowledgePower7:

She just call me again few mins ago
I swear she go call tire. I'm done with her

I know deep inside you still want to knack. You wan knack

I don't believe this...maybe the terrain isn't motorable given the kind of motorcycle they own. The cost for them could get one the cheapest of cars for hearse. Are you saying that nobody owns a car in an environment such as seen with corrugated zinc?

Y'ALL acting all surprise knows well that it's only in very few, special cases that ambulances respond to emergencies here in Nigeria, and mostly for the mighty, wealthy and richy.

As a husband you got a Toyota and one-day in the middle of the night your heartrob went to lets say: Labour

And you're in the remotest and most extreme part of Kafanchan. Your don't bother calling 911 for ambulance because they ain't responding.

You do it by speedily doing everything in a haste while driving her to the hospital by yourself.

And in sad case of death? Still no ambulance available in most places in Nigeria, somehow a vehicle is found to convey the corpse to hospital.


Edited to add: The news is from 2018.

EDITED to add again: The DRC government banned the practice last year commonly in Eastern part.

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,
It seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end,
Will come when it will come.

**William Shakespeare, Julius Ceasar(1599).

What's your WhatsApp number?
This is mine 0 ,7, 0, 3 6 1 9 6 1 8 4
Let's talk.

What's the name again? 'gynaecologist' Go and see one.

40 billion dollars, the sure and speedy way to recovery of that is numerous but one prime and important strategy is: blue check

Overtime the cost of blue check will rise because there are pecks, benefits, and gains attached to it. It's wonderful and serious persons would go for it.

I'm willing to accept from anybody whom desires to give Zakat to a complete stranger. I'm in KD. Nagode.

Haha Jamma!

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CandyOps:


Use GTB card

I didn't want to quote you on that "subsidy" thread. Pls, pray tell what do you do on the internet to make ends meet?

These guys would fight over 🍭, chew gum, fried groundnut, and zobo before graduation!

SUG, VC, WELFARE, SECURITY and all concern should take note. Send them home to bring their parents. Since they still see themselves as high school kids.

I think the 23m babies should be taken to a virgin land entirely away from mother land India. And when there they should be allowed to live all alone.

Pls...Mr judge accept my humble opinion.

You said "Humourous" but nothing humor in the whole article.

Nonetheless, you may succed when you employe and use effectively the gems found in the article but not in top GOVERNMENT jobs.

Speaking well like the English dic is awesome but one amazing thing is: There's a God father with children whom would serve as overwhelming stumbling block and he's all out to suppress, malign, and frustrate your plans; strategies, and plateau your towering hopes.

When they say its by merit then those with wherewithal buy up the slots with million nairas ...

Since your article got no humor, I may suggest you add something along the lines of:

" Researching who the big dogs are and promptly paying them an August visit in their palaces. Of course with a bottle of their favorite classic wine.

Relay your intentions and I bet you! The edge between you and others vying for the Job would be gulf size in your favor.

You could have gone deeper and shade more light on " shits" the Nigerian young females made you see, experienced, and had ugly taste. You should've followed a narration, carefully making your points known and maybe chipping the moments you won and smiled last. You should have told your own story. Your point of view and perspective.

Nothing last forever baby!😭😭😭😭😭

Lol. The fight between these two tribes would be fierce in coming years. It's gonna be funny because the 'great war' in their hearts ain't gainful or beneficial for the south.

Predictably, an unknown group would call same for Chimamanda Adichie.

Haba Jama'a !

Kaiser20:

In your little brain, what will become of his followers, when he transfers an attitude of dishonesty and lack of integrity to his people as a leader.
It about the people not his ambition

Lol. At the 'people'
If it was really about the people he won't be fielded in the very first place.

Greatest of all time! Watch and see it

Dafresh:

Yes but nobody should be punished for pushing drugs anymore because that's what it signifies

That's how it should be.

phorget:




As long as he is a tribesman everything goes.

It's not what you think buddy. Face reality

Eastprince101:
Wow JUST LISTEN TO YOU !!!

Lol

achiever12:


Yes o. We Yoruba Muslims will defend Tinubu's criminality with everything we have.

After all, our Quran says it is a good thing for a Muslim to commit crime.

Our Muslim Muslim ticket must stand, even if our flag bearer is Satan himself.

We are blinded by religion and ready to sell our souls to Satan because of religion.

It's not what you think. Face reality

Ezedon:

Efulefu spotted

Anakogheri

Bluntemperor:


All those who are making a stroll, getting traffic on this Tinubu,are indirectly benefiting from it and mostly are NIGERIA enemies within!
Most of them are in Social Media( within and outside the Country),Skit Entertainers, Religious bodies, Institutions within but are sympathetic to the external enemies and are not patriotic to Nigerian causes but are flies in the ointments but God pass them!
If Nigerians think other Countries will solved Nigerian matters for them,then they are living in an illusion!
Nigerians have voted and have since moved!
We don't have any other Countries!
Nigeria will be great again!
God bless NIGERIA

Apt. How I wish this would be pasted on every Nigerian's door.

Nothing will stop his swearing in. Drug or no drug

It's transactional and if your desires are: a pat on the back, orders of appreciation, praise, worship, veneration and obeisances then be upfront and put a ring on her finger. Marry your prostitute! And she'll sing your praise.