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sleemoon:
Oga laydoh is finally back... Guess we can now rest from generationz palava...


Mk una no vex for me oo..I tried rooting my phone on Thursday, and it went into a bootloop.. By the time I reflashed the stock ROM,the imei dun disappear.. Tried repairing the imei and phone ended up bricked.... But its back and better now.. Phone rooted and imei restored...

Shame on my village people

I never asked you any question so you are irrelevant.

tillaman:
i never believed in stuffs like that until I witnessed it first hand not once not twice but the last time it was so worse that the only thing I had then was debt

You know men also give women bad luck too?


Be very careful.

Spirits can become one through sex. Spiritually transmitted problem STD

Shibaraba:
Three posts on this screen shot. On all of them you gave one advice...... Divorce. Follow your advice. Bye

Oga police weldone o.

I hope you will remain with your wife if she was sleeping with your nephew or you found out she has HIV

StPete:
One thing most women don’t know is that the moment your attention totally shifts to the kids and place them on high priority, you’re gradually losing your husband. The neglect we feel even though society does not expect us to lament is much more than mere words can describe. Always consider your husband first as you both are living your lives while the kids will grow up and live theirs with their own family.

You men are wicked o. What happened to the man helping her with the triplets.

His he also a baby?

tillaman:
those girls show me pepper ehn, all the ones wey me don straff ends up in disaster for Niqqa, atleast all 5 of’em

Bad luck?

brightk:
per month jor

Seriously. What do you do with so much data?

Airtel charges 20k for 120gb btw.

Greenback:
Haba,do you want to harvest her head?


lzaa immhotep

The queue is drying up again.

My worst nightmare.

tillaman:
Cele girls!!! May my path never cross with any of una again

Wetin happen?

Money Saving strategy.

I like this.

teadrake:
Few weeks ago, I received a call from GLO customer care (121), inviting me for an aptitude test for a role I knew nothing or never remembered applying for at JKK building.

I went for the test and approximately seven days later,I got a text for a follow-up interview at Ahmadu Bello way, V.I. Lagos.

The interview, I presumed preceded successful outing at the CBT stage.

The honesty truth is that the recruitment process particularly the interviewing stage was no doubt very shameful and pathetic.
How can you asked us to come for an interview by 8am when you knew your HR won't be ready to attend to us until 2pm?

It was clearly stated in the notification sent to successful candidate that sail through the aptitude test that the follow-up interview would commence at 8am on Thursday.

After arriving at the venue as early as possible (Around 6:45am,took precautionary measures vis-à-vis Lagos traffic),they wasted our time till around 2pm when we were told the venue for the interview is at Saka Tinubu street. We were tired, hungry but still hopeful.
The lead HR will simply ask of your name and probably the course you studied and that's all!!!
That's basically what she was interested in,no further Inquisition!!

It was my turn to be interviewed,I knocked at the door twice and I went in,I greeted politely,remained standing waiting for further instructions to take a seat which came in momentarily and I did.

The lead HR asked "What is your name"? I responded politely and humbly.

She further asked of my state and I responded following the same set of sequence as described above and she thanked me and asked me to go!!
End of interview!!

It was an unimaginable moment as I couldn't process what went wrong, things I did incorrectly which must have warranted such a show of shame. I got to know from a guy who came all the way from Abia state via flight that we were probably rejected because of our beards.
I can't seemed to see any when I looked at him,only saw a good looking, well shaved,well trimmed beards which of course, rhymed with what I have.
Those who attended the interview can make some attestations.

Maybe she is looking for a sugar son and you don't fit her desire.

Sorry.

Ebonyitvnews:
Chioma Did Not Use Voodoo On Davido, This Characters Are What Charmed Davido (A MUST READ)

@ EBONYIDAILYNEWS.COM

So I see some girls asking if Chioma used juju on David .

So I took my time to go through all Chioma's pictures on Instagram to see if I'll see her in nude or semi-naked revealing clothings, which most girls say is sexy, and I found none . NADA. ( except one bikini post which is normal for which was at the beach )

She was heavily pregnant, infact three days to her delivery and she was still cooking for this man . She didn't claimed feminist privileges and others of most women today . A man love his stomach . Cook for your man ...no way .

She doesn't bother the young man . She give him his space and is confident he will come back to her , no matter where he goes . Everytime you dey 'chew-gum ' the man ....not so . This keeps you too suspicious and you go about checking his phones etc ....not so. Allow him .

Even as rich as Davido , Chioma is still moderate in her dressing . No too much expensive stuffs . Most times , on Davido's live videos, you will see him forcing expensive stuffs on her like diamond rings and wristwatches. She doesn't bother him for money and demands. Men take note of these things .

She doesn't keep friends . In all her post , only one or two girls are close to her . This young girl is wise. Keeping too many friends will destroy your relationship. Men don't like their women doing so . Make your man your friend.

His family loves her . It's not by accident . If you're good, People will love you. When a man's family love you-he will, by force. You'll sit back, and see them fight him for you when he goes astray. But if you're are bad , you are on your own .

This is Davido who has seen every type of Woman both high and low falling for him and all sorts . The reason he loves Chioma is not juju but this stuffs I just highlighted .

Ladies learn , and People will say you're using juju too..

Comrade Chukwu Solomon Ogbu is a Blogger and Netrepreneur 
Email: chukwusolomon4u2c@gmail.com

We also need a write up advising men on what to do to be as rich as Davido so they can keep a good woman like Chioma.

After all, aren't good women hard to find these days?

Shior.

LesbianBoy:
This one that she is now following obi cubana, jowizazaa, cubana chiefpriest and co. They would pass her around if you know what i mean. Nothing for ike

I believe the guy is only using her to remain in the limelight. He isn't stupid

safarigirl:
someone that has endorsement with Moet?

Whose endorsement reach that one?

Thats cubana chief priest connection and she isn't an ambassador but a distributor. Mercy cant smell ambassadorship no be curse.

Onyi22:
She no dy repeat cloths?

Most are free.

alaira:
What he is saying is that, WE SHOULD CELEBRATE ACHIEVEMENT AND NOT PROSTITUTION!!!

You can celebrate them with your little token.

ngwababe:
Are you saying it's better to go out without a bra than seeing a bra straps?

Cross the straps of your bra at the back if it's a tank top or alterneck dress..

Wear a strapless bra.

Wear a jacket on your camisole.

Use tape.

I personally don't just like the sight of a woman's bra in public.

Beverlyjean:
This one's story ends here this evening on nairaland... But if he was the winner of big brother house...his story will change... Quite unfortunate

You can change his story na. Abi do the people who did for Bigbrother winners have two heads?

dairykidd:
Guy u know say u na my aruba for NL but which secondary school u go like that where e be say English dey make them soak pant

Ayeraye comprehensive grammar school, Oke odo.

wildchild1:
Gray sold, gold available

How much can I budget for a note 8?

I know this one falls under tight clothes but,

Wearing tight leggings that show of the full extent of your camel toe.


What the hell


Except you are a prostitute advertising her good and services this is tacky mehn.

Exposing your bra strap when wearing spaghetti, off shoulder or tank tops

This thing iritates me so much. It looks tacky like what babes at mushin or kparaga sellers would wear.

Funny enough, barely 4 years back it was a in vogue.

If you don't have perky boobs, a strapless bra, cant tape your boobs or aren't confident enough to go without a bra please we don't want to see the bra strap in strappless clothes.

#vomites.

151487made:
And some will always show up on nairaland and b shouting china is taking over world economy and yet thier people dey die inside freezing container.

GrossPrice:
You both suffer from low self-esteem and are seemingly unambitious.

You are like the married man, who still prefers promiscuous women and the likes when you have a wife at home.

Tell me what is the difference between a car with 0 miles on it, and another with 18K miles on it?
What is the difference between an American used dell laptop and a brand new dell laptop.

You probably live in a used house, drive a used car, own a used phone, and often procure used spare parts for repairs and maintenance.

Now you also want to add a used wife to your lot.

If you value the wisdom in the bible; See Proverbs 2 v.16-22

_{Wisdom will save you also from the adulterous woman,
from the wayward woman with her seductive words,
17
who has left the partner of her youth
and ignored the covenant she made before God.[a]
18
Surely her house leads down to death
and her paths to the spirits of the dead.
19
None who go to her return
or attain the paths of life.}

Why are you comparing women to tokunbo cars na?

doctorkush:
when you have enough money to do anything, to serve God go dey easy and convenient.

I thought it was Shisha

Freehuman:
YESUS. KANYE CALLS HIMSELF YESUS.

THE BIPOLAR MAN WITH A STRIPPER WIFE AND SURROGATE KIDS MOCKS CHRISTIANITY ONCE MORE . HE'S DONALD TRUMP 2.0. NO WONDER THEY ARE FRIENDS.

Modified

Ye knows what he is doing. I'm a super fan and I love him like that. That dude is clearly pulling the legs of conservatives, that is , the Republican party. He has an eye on the Oval office. It's all money, attention and politics.

Just like Trump, talk shit about Muslims , bisexuals ,gays, transgenders and get the greater part of the population by your side but in secret he cheats on his wife who is a nursing mother with a porn star and signs a non disclosure worth quarter a million.

Listen to wolves and you will understand that Kanye is a joke. He wants to be some kind of modern Jesus. His statement that Slavery was a choice showed his intentions to get the white population who are conservatives on his side knowing very well that Blacks and other minorities ,whether Democrats or Republican, will vote for him even if he is conservative or liberal just because he is black.

Im a Christian but my friend you are smart.

Congrats to the beauty with brain.


I dislike maths so much that when I think of it, it feels like I'm chewing paracetamol.


I only liked it when I was getting A's in it in secondary school.