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and wot is the bra for? just for support? all dat dough? nawa ohh..

I wish i end up marrying my current bAe

PunkyVeer:
You sure you have a fianceé? Because only a virgin would be spooked for over a week by a pair of bewbs

abi ohh, perhaps d girl had three boobs.

vizkiz:
[b]so you preffer a guy with a job who will later spend all his cash on you at the end of each month right?

You reason like a hungry broke girl to me.

And btw, why don't you get a job and stop being a liability to your poor family
What kind of generation do we live in these days? Our women are just so dumb and so dependant that they can't stand up for themselves! This is so annoying and heartbreaking.

Well, I think I now know why most of them chase after "rich boys" and are later used for rituals. Na with this kin thread the thing dey start.

How much did your mumu "RICH" father have when he married your mother?cuz I think if he isn't a broke ass biitch, we would have been seeing his name all over television. You are here talking shiit while your family is suffering and smiling. Almost all your threads are about broke guys but your family lives in a shiit hole here in lagos.

Come on, don't think we guys are that dumb to go for a broke girl like you, all we wanna do is furck you and look for a nice girl with potentials to wife. A girl who wouldn't hide behind a faceless moniker to type shiit. [/b]

sir, u must have had dis in mind 4long ohh..see finishing.#dazed.

op, its nt like we're defending her,, bt dis fin is uncontrollable. few yrs back, u shuld have seen the way i danced azonto into a bank just to relieve mysef,, i ws lucky a bank ws close by, cus d clothes i had on was......, so pls giv d gal a break.

jonaifame22:
ur breasts they are very big, they say God is bigger than every thing, seeing d size of ur breasts makes me begin to wonder how big he is, baba God I hail ur bigness oooooo

dont stare at my chest!!,, where is iamlegend? tot u sed u wanted to kill this perv'

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=39284227][/quote]uve got ursef an associate. Y kill him alone?? I will help carry ur killing tools.

vizkiz:
jonaifame22, we know you are the op, so don't think we are as dumb as you are

thank you,, uve spoken 4alota people.

[quote author=senorB post=39200871]you are corrupt...





very corrupt.






so corrupt...





what message are trying to pass across?





I doubt if you are even female







real women don't open dumb thread like this








gerrarahere mehn! shit am sorry if u're offended,, really sorry. U doubt if am a woman?? lol..I am.

hey, chics in d house,, describe your boobs using a fruit...e.g water melons, oranges, cherries, onions..U get the drift?? oya lets roll.
mine is water m*lons..
#runs outa thread.[color=#990000]

Diddyydiva:
Waiting for a picture of her using the toilet

As in my sister,, wia else shuld she sleep b4??

yehmi01:
To be honest I am happy for her and every other neighbour she mentioned in her post.

But moving forward Nigeria is full of people who die on a daily basis because of poverty, hunger, lack of shelter to mention a few.

I will not love to be so rich in the midst of poor people.

The question I always ask my self is what else.

After the big cars, what else.
After the big houses, what else.
After all the money, what else.

Nigeria needs a lot of help from us all.

I respect her because I know she is a hard worker and she has all the right to do what she likes with her money.

But the feeling of giving back and to help others is a feeling I don't think money can buy.

Congrats on your new mansion

i know gr8 thinkers like u are still out dia. U hv spoken well sir.

mesoade:
*checks profile pics*


*goes blind*

*drags him to pastor tb joshua..

#team balloons...very heavy up there.

because it feels fuller in d mouth when we're eating it....

doggy^^doggyy^^doggi

humilitypays:
I understand how u feel @shugga, now let me tell u the problem u have and the reason y u may never find such a man to be with:

1. Such guys don't usually have the courage or confidence to chase after women; most of them don't even know how to approach a girl and woo her, so while u are waiting for him, he will only be afar admiring u and will never come to ask u out.


2. Such breed of guys don't usually appear flamboyant and lively to you ladies; ladies mostly love flamboyant and lively guys who will shake them up.

Note:
in as much as men generally are born with a natural tendency to be polygamous, I can still tell u that many guys wish to keep one girlfriend or lover but the problem is that most men don't always find their dream woman due to scarcity of that dream woman.

You maybe wondering who that dream woman is? Let me give u a small picture of who that dream woman of many guys is:

She is pretty/attractive, honest, faithful, not a liability, cool-headed, not greedy, contented and intelligent.

Now, due the scarcity of that dream girl many guys desire to love and keep, many guys end up having the girl that isn't their taste just to while away lonely moments while still searching for their dream woman.

By so doing, these guys end up having long list of girls they have dated or dating...and then it becomes a habit they can't break away from even when they get married.

Most men that find their dream girl early enough hardly womanise or do all those things u mentioned.

But how many men are lucky in Nigeria to find their dream woman when we have very few number of this dream woman?


As for the drinking to stupor part, I am still wondering how u meet such useless men because I abhor any guy that drinks a lot. I still find it difficult to understand why people even drink alcohol; something that doesn't nourish your body, doesn't taste sweet to your tongue, then what for?

Anyway, that's for those that drink to explain.

My advice to u on finding that your dream man:

1. Don't always wait for him to come ask u out because from experience, I know that such breed of guys find it difficult to woo ladies...most of them don't even see having a girlfriend as a necessity until they are ready to marry.
Majority of such guys were born shy and raised under strict parenting such that they grow up finding it difficult to woo women.


So if u come across such guys, don't tag them “boring”...try and initiate communication with him to make it easy for him to ask u out because most of them lack the courage to ask a girl out.


2. Don't expect him to be a music freak, a club lover, etc and at the same time a reserved reverend father; that's impossible.

Something can't be cold and hot at the same time, so its left for u to choose between cold and hot.

Define what u want and make sure none of the qualities u want contradicts each other.

I can boldly tell u again that I know many guys who are working and above 25yrs without a single girlfriend.

And these guys aren't ugly per se...neither are they born again Christians, but normal guys who have found pleasure in working hard to be financially able for their future kids and only socialise on rare occasion.

Don't expect to find them in night clubs or at beer parlours.

Look around u carefully, u will see them lurking around unnoticed by ladies like u.


These breed of guys you desire don't drink...they don't chase woman no matter how much they admire the lady...they rather die with that feeling than walk up to the girl and say Hi, and that's y it maybe difficult for u and other ladies waiting for such men to find them- they won't come chasing after u, very rare of them.

You may ask: how will they marry Most of them marry by introduction from either their parents, relatives or friends.

Unfortunately, 90% or more of ladies don't fancy these kind of guys...ladies want to eat their cake and still have it; ladies want Davido, they want Wizkid, they want Michael Jackson, yet they want Wizkid to be like Pope John Paul, how possible If Wizkid becomes Paul Johnpaul, then he is no longer Wizkid but Pope Johnpaul


Define what u want and make sure the qualities u want in a man does not contradict each other and u are good to go.

Another tip:
Such guys can also be found online if u are wise and open enough, reason being that social media give them the courage and confidence to express their feelings to ladies unlike in real life. They are not usually popular wherever they are. Search wisely and pray to God too.

But before u do that, search your heart very well and make sure u are worth it...make sure u are what 90% of guys will call their dream girl or else, u are wasting your time, and may end up heartbroken.

Wish u and every other lady searching for love/happiness the best

U're sensible.

sister,, U just described my fiance..*drags him in2 the rum & locks door firmly*...No one is stealing him frm me..

i dont do d 'big muscle' thing. i like my guys slim and cute,, not too slim thou...

i dont grab,, U're fvvking d diick dat made U. u're simply insane.

i read james hadley chase novels....!!!

hmm,, most times, its d sight guys are attracted to. the way it jiggles wen we walk...dat kinda thing. buh its d softness my bf is crazy about in my own case sha..

I thought ve heard it all. But it came as a suprise when a friend told me his bf kept pestering her for sex and she refused(dunno y anyway cus she aint a virgin). but what beats me was what she said her bf said-his balls were heavy as a result of his unspent s*m*n. i dont understand ohh, so guys dat are still virgins even late in life shuld hv had their balls fallen off,, if d thing really accumulates abi

nickkylawve:
I believe every1 has a selling point so what's yours ! Mine is my boobs

did u say ur boobs?? Even wen u combine both, they still aint gona make my left mound..

PunkyVeer:
Lol, what's "selling" about your very normal looking bewbs? Do they have spinning nipples or something?

spinning tips??, Sis u made mi day#hysterical laughter.

Jackeeh:
Not all men though. Female Nurses are stereotypically branded "rude" n "loose" . Same goes for female bankers. This is unfair though. A woman's profession is unconnected to her character or choices in life. If she's rude n loose, she has always been that way ; even before she "became" a nurse. To all the married, decent and polite female nurses out there, I salute you!
From your male colleague

U're a sensible man.

mee,,

yess and yess,,

veetion:
Excuse me.. Did u say "ur oranges"?? I checked ur profile, wat I saw were 2 heavy water melons. How can someone grab those things

by using ur arms and legs,,,

its really embarrassing. Even wen its well covered, some kinky guys will still stare. It dosnt matter whether i show the cleavage or not, guys been hittn their heads on poles cuz of my oranges since i ws 16. Just b ursef and dont dress sloppy dats all.

yh yh,, especially wen his d**k digs in2 my soft back...