₦airaland Forum

buchibabe: I tell u. I'm feeling like a queen now.he's always allo over me ,askin me what he can do for me. I practically do nothin,just lazy about,eating,sleeping,eatin again,then watchin movies aand throwin one or two tins in my mouth from time to time. My sweetheart is now sweeter dan honey,evrytime na so so sorry I dey hear. If I cough,he will tel me sorry,if I sneeze,sorry,yawn,sorry,evrytin is sorry sorry now.

Kaii dis is d laziest bt sweetest part of my life ....dnt blame me sha,iv bn lookin for dis baby since 5yrs of marriage,and now it has finally come,OmO, na to groove d pregnancy o.

Congrats, honestly you deserve more 'sorries'from your husband. Wish you a bouncing baby boy

I think my fears about Di Matteo are confirmed.

sojopikin: GARRI OOOOOOOOO........JST PASSIN....

Dey do una wit garri 4 nairaland?

I hate interacting with most people especially females. I rarely do with a few.

Is only somebody who doesn't know America can compare America to Iran in military war.
Iran will become History 101 at a snap of America finger. Even the selfish Russia and sensible China will desert Iran if America strike them.

A man can ONLY cheat on his wife, not on any useless g/f, because no woman/girl/lady has any right over any man that is not her husband.

I am 100% against cheating, but it pisses me a lot hearing a girl complaning that her b/f cheats on her, for Christ's sake, who are you to him? what gives you the right to be protective over your partner in fornication. mtcheewwww

It still baffles me why an Igbo man still sleeps and lives in any northern part of this thing called Nigeria. I condole with the family but honestly i blame them.

Give me a job of 1 million dollars monthly with Phantom Roll Royce as my official car but in northern Nigeria, i swear with my life I will not accept it. What is difficult relocating from death zone?

There is no way a man will eat/steal government money without collaboration with government official(s). I am not supporting Ifeanyi Ubah in anyway but honestly Ifeanyi Ubahs are not our problem with Oil sector, it's the Diezianis, NNPC chairman/Directors, Senate committee chairman on petroleum, PDP stalwarts(with so many oil wells) etc. that are the main problem we have

For business sake, this marketers are business men, and there is hardly a billion naira business without sharp practices(am neither in support of it ooo). There is no way the rat outside the house will know the exact location of fish inside, let alone eating the fish without being aided/assisted by the rat inside the house, and believe me the rat outside is never a problem to the house but the rat inside, kill the rat inside and fish will not miss again.

Why should Diezianis, NNPC chairman/Directors, Senate committee chairman on petroleum, PDP stalwarts(with so many oil wells)etc be walking free and a business man that has over 5,000 Nigerians on his payroll be locked up?

abouzaid: The army is going to arrest any kaduna christian youth around. I just hope boko haram quickly accepts responsibily because everybody knows kaduna christians are not happy after d last set of church bombings. To make matter worse d counter reprisal attack by muslim youths involve open display of ak47 assault machine guns in broad day light. Our greedy leaders should divide this country so that we will all live in peace. Water and oil don't mix together.

For 52yrs now,they've not mix together.

When i was in secondary school, they taught us that there are 9 planets. But with the rate i read of new planets being discovered, honestly now i don't know how many planets we have.

Goodluck, why wait till now? What bothers me is what percentage of this billion, billions will get to the affected flood victims? I pray God that they will manage to get up to 10% of all these billions.

Besides I never know that the flood affected all 36 state of Nigeria, even FCT? Politics in government.

Match was just CR vs Messi. Messi scored first goal by luck and chance and 2nd was good goal but CR scored two goals of pure class. As good as Messi is, i still prefer a one-hand CR.

@ Poster(Angelahoney)
From your post and replies,i can say you are a big DISGRACE and INSULT to womanhood. I rather live in Sahara Desert alone than to live with a womangirl like you. That your husband must have suffered a lot. Simplest instruction and you cannot do it, yes, you have your own right to have wanted something different, BUT why not tell him at that point immediately and two of you will liaise together and reach a conclusion on how to cook the food. On top of that, you know why he's angry, yet you never care to talk to him and you have the gut to expect him to ask you why you disobeyed a simplest instruction he could give you. May God have mercy on you.

Messi looks like a giant to her. Hope the little baby won't be affected.

Mahattman: Wao.. a gud sample of how to disable disability

I like that phrase

Somebody on emergency rescue mission have the time to carry microphone and pose before a camera? Haba Obi, we aren't that dumb.

This is the kind of kidnapping am not bothered about. Infact this kidnappers should upgrade to kidnapping Minister/Senatives etc

ujchief: Chris Foy! Ur papa! Eediot! Cant they get beter oficiators for these matches?

because he didn't give u penalty, abi?

dabossman: Apparently referees are now afraid to give us penalties even when we deserve it. Thank you very much Chris Foy. Shey all of una dey see am now?

what of the penalties they have been giving una b4 even when apparently you didn't deserve it?

This man needs to be invited to our National Assembly for a lecture on 'Leadership Symposium'

I like the 2 clubs, so am watching on neutral grounds, cos am only for the blues

Most moslems are animals.

Mine is N6,200 and i went to pay 6k, the guy there refused that i must pay complete, said that's the instruction given to them.

Honestly i was mad with their recent bills but with all these 14k, 13k, 12k am seeing here, I think am recovering from my madness.

femi4: E303 is a recent huawei modem. Hence, codes can't be calculated for it. Try the latest version of dccrap

The download link i Google are not free, requesting for credit card.

femi4: Drop your mail, i ll send u a link

please also send the link to my email makason79@yahoo.com

pls help me with unlock code of E303 IMEI is 867648010547865

I generated 58422343 online but it's refusing the code

Pls help

pls help me with unlock code of E303 IMEI is 867648010547865

I generated 58422343 online but it's refusing the code

Pls help

sigmundfreud: Well...i am against divorce but i av seen instances, such as this case, where i cannot take a hard stand.
There is no point in a marriage based on deceit of this magnitude!

[quote author=Writeress!]Are you kidding? LOL

This is the kind of thinking that convinces people to stay in useless marriages. When you die, God won't ask you if you were married or not biko.

Na wa.[/quote][quote author=Mrs..Chima]Are you fucking serious?!!! Why the Bleep do you think people divorce in the first place When have you known two completely happy couple divorcing each other!!!

Staying in a troubled marriage is not going to change what has already been damaged! Even if she didn't divorce him then what? The issue STILL REMAIN and how can you expect someone to stay in a relationship where they have to get tested every six months because their partner can't keep their legs closed or dick in the pants

Let keep it real...either would you stay in such relationship.[/quote]

Kobojunkie: that is a huge lie!!!

Well you guys are entitled to your opinion, but as far as am concerned, NO MARRIAGE IS IRREPARABLE. Believe it or not, Divorce is not a solution to any marital problem.

Sorry dear, it's unfortunate you've already missed the best advice i have for you; DO NOT DIVORCE.

People think that divorce is solution to marital problems, but i swear, Divorce is a greater problem itself than your marital problem. If you can't endure your 1st love, honestly I doubt if you can endure your 2nd love.

A friend text me this info and from my own little survey, it's most probably correct.

1. Crude Oil daily production - 2.5m barrels
2. Current crude oil price - $113/barrel
3. Daily Sales - 2.5m x $113 = $282.5m
4. Monthly Sales - $282.5m x 30days = $8.475billion
5. Yearly Sales - $8.475m x 12 = $101.7billion
6. Naira equivalent - $101.7billion x 160 = N16.272trillion/year
7. Nigeria's 2012 budget - N4.5trillion
8. Above budget - N16.272trillion - N4.5trillion = N11.772trillion

Now the question is; where is the N11.772trillion going.

(An Analysis by Femi Falana (Lagos lawyer/activist). Please pass on this enlightenment to other Nigerian for us to fight for our freedom)

billante: The Federal Government on Tuesday said it paid atotal of N25billion to contractors handling various projects under the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme fund (SURE-P) in various locations across the country.
The beneficiary contractors include, Dantata & Sawoe Construction Nigeria Limited, which is handling the Abuja-Abaji-Lokoja road (Abuja-Sheda Junction) and the 510 kilometre Kano-Maiduguri (Kano-Wudil-Shuarin) road dualisation scheme; and China Civil Engineering Construction Company (CCECC) for the railway projects on Idu-Kaduna and Jebba-Kano rail line rehabilitation.
The Programme’s Office in Abuja said other companies paid for the SURE-P projects in variousparts of the country include Reynold ConstructionCo. for work on East-West Road section 3 (Port Harcourt-Eket) and Benin-Ore-Shagamu section 1;Esser West Africa for the Eastern rail line projects from Port Harcourt-Makurdi; Niger Construction Limited for Enugu-Onitsha road dualisation; Costain West Africa for railway rehabilitation from Jebba-Kano; and Messr Gitto Construzioni for workon Abuja-Lokoja road.
The SURE-P office disclosed further that the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme Committee has approved the appointment of workers supporting the programme on Maternal and Child Health in some states.

http://premiumtimesng.com/business/99018-dantata-others-receive-n25billion-sure-p-payments.html

Is it the same Enugu-Onitsha road i know in the east or the Enugu-Onitsha road in the north

they don recover enough energy from their useless fasting, back to where they stopped.
Emee enu me ani, aboki bu aboki. My condolence to families of lost ones.

AS FAR AS AM CONCERNED, BARTH NNAJI IS THE BEST MINISTER IN THE CURRENT CABINET. I'VE READ THE WHOLE STORY FROM DIFFERENT SITES, JONATHAN REMAINS A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT FOR ALLOWING OR FORCING THIS MAN TO RESIGN.

IF ANYBODY ON THIS NAIRALAND DARE THINK ANY CREDIBILITY TO THE PRESIDENT ON THIS NNAJI STORY, PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION; WHAT OF PETROLEUM MINISTER?