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Another Jeremiah here weeping for this thing termed 'Nigeria'

Bought my 1st car @ 25yrs 90 Gallant 400k, used it for 5yrs

Kate Henshaw is the only beautiful girl there, others, especially that Funke should be hiding their faces from camera.

[quote author=Red-Light]tell em .... i dunno when virginity becomes automatic ticket to becoming a great wife[/quote][quote author=Red-Light]so how does the virginity make her a good wife?[/quote]

anitank: Actually, I think this is crap!!! Call me Jealous if u want to. Keeping ur virginity till marriage doesn't make u any more of a virtuous woman, it doesn't make u a super mum, hell it doesn't even guarantee u'd make a great wife.

At the end of the day, what is expected of u(virgin or not) is that u're able to handle ur "affairs" as a woman and always come out tops in ur game, because nobody would remember u were/are a virgin when u fail in ur duties as a woman.

By the way, if u've been bleeping sisters but come here to say trash about ladies keeping their virginity, then ur cowardliness is unfathomable

Why the qualms? Yes virginity is not automatic good wife but it's obvious that it goes a long way to insinuate that. Since being a virgin does not make u a good wife so fvcking around will make u ? That you're no longer a virgin(which is not a taboo anyway)shouldn't make una quarrel with just a good competition.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]My bad

When I see people that write writes better than me here,I know but you are not anywhere close at all.[/quote]I will be a schmuck if i engage in any attack with you. Maybe you are also not anywhere close at all to writing better than the poster.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]I'm going to school you and you must pay.


The rule of noun/verb agreement says that whenveer whenever "did" is used to asked ask a question,the verb must be in present form.


Product of a failed educational system.[/quote]E be like say the poster na your classmate

[quote author=~Bluetooth]People like you are responsible for the fallingfailing standard of NigeriaNigerian education.why would anybody supportssupport this kind of nonsense simply because we want to get a gist that will still hit the internet later ? You may think NL is a Nigerian forum but foreigners come here to know what's going on in Nigeria and it would be a big disappointment to them if they click on a thread like this and couldn't comprehend anything.

Stop acting dumb nigga.[/quote]I know say i no be Prof, but why remove the sand in my eyes while 6" block dey your own eyes ?

mosedgreat: WHAT IS THE PROPHECY ALL ABOUT?

Even before we qualified for the tournament (remember we narrowly qualified), he prophesied that we will qualify and reach the final (and most Nigerians weren't expecting the eagles to get to final)but we will not win the competition.

As a Nigerian, i want and wish Nigeria wins the cup but my instinct is telling me that Prophet Ayodele's prophecy will be fulfilled. Am afraid.

This one na WizGirl

LeJeun3: The Book of AFCON 13: 1- 14
1. And d day came, even d day of the Lord, this Sunday.
2. That the adversary of Nigeria, these Ivorians came threatening
3. And Stephen, the son of Keshi, the commander of Nigeria Army entreated d praying Nigerians to pray
4. And in churches and mosques, in mountains and camps prayers were offered
5. And behold on d battle ground, the army, these super eagles fought forcing d Ivorians 2 retreat
6. But their champion, this Goliath called Drogba, a Nigerian exile known before as Aderogba came flanked by his generals
7. Even world famous generals -Toure,­ Eboue, Kalou, Gervinho,..
taking the battle to the Nigerians
8. But the Spirit of God stirred one son of Mba, even the one called Sunday, the least in the Nigerian camp
9. And thus he said 2 the commander, Who is this uncircumcized Ivorian that he should defy the armies of the giant of Africa,
10. And he was told to sit down that even Mikel, Victor, Yobo, .....
these warriors that have done battle in far countries cannot dare this Goliath, Drogba,
11. And he told the commander for this purpose was I named Sunday, to do battle on the day of the Lord,
12. And the commander, Keshi urged him go
13. And Sunday arose and caused harvoc in the camp of the Ivorians
14. And the armies Ivory Coast, these adversaries of Nigerian was utterly destroyed.
MAY GOD BLESS THE READING OF HIS WORD!!!

I don laugh tire for my office here ooo. What a hilarious Bible-like write up. If no be say Bible don complete, you for write one chapter join am.

If you like call me names, sorry i can't help it but say the raw truth; Islam is one of the greatest misfortune in this world. If am Obama, I will eradicate this 'peaceful' religion from this planet or send them to planet Mars.

Am a big lover of Toyota brands, especially Avalon, love this car crazy, but am using Honda Legend. Next car i will buy in future must be Toyota brand.

apocalypse: The kiwi is a flightless bird just like the emu , you meant to say the humming bird.

This Kiwi and Humming bird i still wonder which is truly the only bird that can fly backwards. Back in my secondary school days i picked up Bubble Gum paper(then they use to write questions, then answers inside the gum paper) and i saw the question "the only bird that can fly backwards", they answered Kiwi and since that day I've memorized Kiwi as the answer but like 2 yrs ago i saw somewhere in internet that Humming bird is the answer, i then googgled it and majority of the results are saying Humming bird while a few mentioned Kiwi, since then am still in doubt as in which one is the answer.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]i know the following bolded already:[/quote]The poster is correct. Peregrine falcon only dives faster but Spine-tailed Swift flies fastest Read below
The fastest FLYING bird is the Spine-tailed Swift, an Asian bird that has been recorded as being able to fly at 106 mph. HOWEVER, the Peregrine falcon can DIVE much faster. It's reported diving after their prey at speeds of over 200 miles an hour.
Source(s):
http://www.faqkids.com/idx/5/119/article…

dom: one night, about three years ago, i was in a taxi drop from wuse to garki. As we rode on the bridge shortly after sheraton junction, a man emerged from the bush by the right (green area) and threw a massive stone which shattered the back passenger's windscreen. The mumu driver wanted to stop immediately to find out who did that and why. but a stern look front me got him to change his mind. At the filling station opposite nnpc we saw some policemen and reported the matter. Guess What? They said the bridge was outside their jurisdiction. Till today i wonder what that incident was all about.

Naija police, you're lucky they didn't arrest u for driving with broken windscreen

IbnTimothy: Stop insulting our culture!! It is completly wrong to go insulting your brother's/son's wife.

and how did she insult the brother's wife, by waiting outside?

Reading people taking sides with the man baffles me.

Well, as far as am concerned is only a FOOLISH man will beat his elder sister for the sake of his younger wife.

I read people saying why should a married woman leave her husband house and go to another woman's house to confront her. This sounds so childish to me, she is not just a married woman going to another married woman's house, she is an elder sister going to her younger brother's house, that is two clear different scenario. She heard that her younger brother's wife gossips with her, went to see her, probably to confirm the gossip from her and know why. She was locked out at first instance, she have not even gained entrance at all, while she was outside, she didn't force the door open, she didn't break the windows, but just patiently wait for either the gossiping sister-in-law to open for her or for her younger brother to come back and settle the issue. Only for the foolish man to come back and start beating her sister to blood point. Mostly some females here were insinuating that the sister must her fought him first, well in our Igbo culture, a real man would take a slap from her mum, aunt, elderly women and elder sister, and honestly such a slap is not for a fight, is just to call back the man to order. In this case, i picture the man coming back and immediately start shouting on the sister and exchanging words with her so as to side with the gossiping wife. Then the sister feeling embarrassed and being a woman can give him a slap probably to call him to order.

The hottest slaps I've gotten in my life was from my aunt. Not a slap but slaps, she slapped me the first one, i stood and gazed at her very angrily, then she repeated slaps on me for even looking at her in such an angry way (am already married then) and it would have been a taboo for me to hit her back. After everything i found out that i misbehaved in the first place, and that's why she gave me the first slap, i later apologized to her.

Beating up not just a sister but an elder sister and another man's wife for that matter, that guy is a capital FOOL. From d little story, i depict that even the wife is most probably a bad wife, if she did nothing wrong, why would she lock out her husband's sister outside, she claim the husband sister was coming for a fight, was she with a knife, gun or any weapon? how did she even know that she was coming for a fight since she have not even entered their house?

This is really a 'world class' advice. Ohh i love this advice. Fatherly indeed.

Ronaldo losses out to Messi in World best player award simply because too many people in the football world don't like Ronaldo as a person, probably he's arrogant, disrespectful etc.

Pep not shaking Ronaldo only makes Pep acting like a fool. As far as football itself is concerned Ronaldo is a quadruple-tested, trusted, guaranteed and better player than Messi, Ronaldo has played for Sporting Lisbon, Man U, Madrid, Portuguese national team and has braked records in all, but Messi is the only world best player that has gone to World Cup without scoring a half goal, has never played well in Argentina national team, has never played in another club, has never played good football without either or both Xavi and Iniesta on the pitch. Hey, don't get me wrong, Messi is a wonderful player but Ronaldo is an exceptional player

Blueboy0402: Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! You finally checked out! Oh! Why didnt you fight on? Though you threatned to check out, you remained and fought back the corruption in Nigeria. Oh Andrew! Why did you decide to check out this time around to the land of no return? Though we will see one day, but I'm not in any way checking out now. Adieu Andrew! Adieu Enebeli!

You got me cracking my ribs here LWKMD

miteolu: Let us await your turn

IF I LIVE BAD LIFE BEFORE MY DEATH DEFINITELY I CANNOT REST IN PEACE, BUT IF I LIVE GOOD LIFE THEN I WILL REST IN PEACE. HAVE YOU HEARD OF HELL FIRE BEFORE?

PLEASE DOES EVERY NIGERIAN THAT DIES REST IN PEACE?

The barrister even exaggerated it up to 25%. As far as am concern is <25%.

Link http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/best-places-born-2013-175300116.html

Excerpt from the link

The quality-of-life index also reflects changes in the Middle East and North Africa, where "life expectancy continues to increase steadily and political freedoms have spread across the globe," though Nigeria comes in as the worst place for a baby to be born in 2013.

All these people chanting another world power for China forgot to read that America, Japan and UK launched theirs nearly a century ago.

What America have achieved nearly 100yrs ago, China is just trying their own this year and some nairalanders are already comparing China to America in terms of military prowess. Is like comparing a Range Rover Sports to a Bugatti Veyron.

Money can buy you a senatorial seat in Nigeria when you can hardly write your name

My heart is really bleeding with the type of news i read in this country. The useless building i saw on TV to be rebuilt with 5.2b Even Lucifer himself wouldn't budget such an amount for a building that don't have a structural value of up to 500million. Virtually every council meeting, these devils will award billions upon billions contracts that are only executed in thin air.

From the deepest part of my heart I curse Jonathan and all his cohorts in government, it shall never be well with them, and their families in Jesus name. (if he continues like this)

I've been driving privately for about 10yrs now, I've had accident myself, missed accidents, witnessed accidents, heard of many accidents, seen a lot of after-accidents, and i can conclude that over 80% of car accidents are directly or indirectly caused by over speeding. Second to it is night driving(this one normally cause fatal ones)
Infact, i recently swore to myself not to exceed 120km/hr again after i nearly missed fatal accident while on 160km/hr

Can anything good come out from MTN?

Sorryooo, no insults. Please na only job seekers full nairaland?