₦airaland Forum

GTB is the best bank in Nigeria. They make you feel proud as a customer.

Since i became a Nigerian 2014 is the worst I've seen as regards power in my area. I can count how many hours we've had light this year. To worsen the whole thing, since this their useless rationing I don't know what else to say. God will surely punish our leaders.

Please i want to buy, but will the 30days validity start from the day i buy or from the day you bought the big bundle from mtn ?

Women are the worst Pretends God ever created. A Chameleon is more plain than a woman.
Women prefers lies to truth

vowiski: I really doubt @justi4jesu is a kid.. I checked her profile and her account was registered in 2006..
She probably had a nightmare and wanted to cool off over here..

Maybe she had or not. But kids are known in Nairaland by their posts, not in their profile.

bigtt76: Nor mind the goat! The hand wey you use copy and paste the first few lines ....use am post the remaining ones. We ain't clicking no rubbish link

stripper: nobody will click ur link

justi4jesu: You don reach office. Goodddd
But e remain 1 more copy and paste..
Please do the needful ..

Too many kids in Nairaland these days.

@Op do u mean why this chicken?

What a wishy-washy reply from this sycophantic Abati. His myopic reply gave more credence to Tambuwal's comments. Even OBJ has joined the chorus https://www.nairaland.com/1551305/obasanjo-accuses-jonathan-promoting-corruption Fresh corrupting air everywhere.

[quote author=Beaf!]A car built in 1999 is difinitely stronger than those built in 2006 even if they are all hondas let alone kia kia.

You are comparing a car with a digital toy. Dont look at those dashboard buttons, if that Kia managed to reach your village it will not come back

I will gladly pick a 2004 fairly used BMW, Audi or Benz to a brand new Honda 2013. [/quote]German cars addiction, i keep hearing people talk about German cars, but me be like 'they are not stylish and attractive' except Audi.

Bros, there is no way you will compare Honda to KIA, forget the year. Last year Xmas i drove a Kia Sorento SUV manufactured in June 2010, have nice interior but was disappointed with the torque, even the steering needs extra muscle to turn, the over all performance is poor, a 2010 car for that matter. But try a 2010 Honda and you will know that Obi and Ada are not equal.

One day Peter Obi will end up as Peter Ibori. That guy is a born conman, where on earth do government dash out money to private business without any interest whatsoever, not even a loan? Had he given the money to 200 Anambra graduates 1,000,000 each for small/medium scale entrepreneurship, just imagine how far poverty would have been relegated in the state. I know some dolts will come here to tell me that he could have absconded with the whole money while going next year, rather he is working with the money. Hey, Peter Obi is a professor when it comes to siphoning government untraceable, ask GEJ. The smartest way is by all these inconsequential, inflated frivolous expenditures with a ginormous kickbacks, ask Oduah. Please ask Peter Obi why these munificence in his twilight days of power. Gifting out tax payers money without their consent. Hmmm Igbo governor in Igbo party voted by ndi Igbo indeed. Peace.

They can still be great world leaders tomorrow. After all Jona went to school without shoes.

amakenny: You boast that you refused to show police the certificate of road worthiness for your car as he stopped you on the broad. In the civilized world, that your car must be seized instantly by that police on official check if you could not convince him or her that your car had certificate of road worthiness.

And you must answer charges in court for refusing to obey orders from superior authority. I know that Nigeria Police often subject themselves to ridicule through the way they demand bribes, but then, you were wrong to have refused to show Police the certificate of road worthiness for your car.

Please go and check the Traffic laws of Nigeria(not your civilized world)
1. Is not a statutory duty of a Nigerian police to ask for Road Worthiness.
2. Road Worthiness methinks are for commercial vehicles.

Concerning your bold statement, please which part of the civilized world must i obey any order from a police man. So if he asks me to bring Air Worthiness of my car, i should obey him by bringing it, my man i tire for this your civilized world ooo.

Reading this post bleeds my heart. God, i pray you in the name of Jesus to come to our rescue in this country, because unless you do something drastic and decisively we will continue to rigmarole in corruption and the subsequent sufferings of the masses.

I have an antidote that have been working for me once i approach those unfriendly friends on the road. I will just compose myself, only speak pure English to them, am never in a hurry mood, then if he's the most stubborn one, i will then tell him to enter my vehicle so we can drive to station and by the next morning they should sue me immediately to court, failure to do so in the next 48hrs my lawyer will then sue them.

Concerning the Road Worthiness stuff, those urchins stopped me one day and demanded for Road Worthiness, i first told him that am embarrassed by his demand, that as a Nigerian police he has no right to demand that from a private car, he stopped one vehicle and showed me that a fellow private car owner have it. I told him not all Nigerians all ignoramus. He flared up and i entered my car to zoom off, as I told him he can't be wasting my time, he threatened to shoot me if i dare him. I went to their most superior and explained everything to him in good etiquette, he phonily tried to pacify my already angered emotion asking me to just give anything i have to the junior who stopped me, I went to the junior officer and spuriously play a friend to him and then told him I have a gift for him on our friendship levels, I brought out N50 and gave to him, the guy looked me from head to toes for a million seconds and simply walked out from me, i entered my car and drove off.

Keneking: So the convoy now moves with Axe?

you made me laugh crazy here. This ur question befits 'Most hilarious and waggish question in Nairaland'

Please somebody should tell this Minister that Nigerians don't necessarily need 160,000mw but 160,000ups

Sunnycliff: He had no money and has been praying that God should provide for him. As he went out he saw some men working in a building site. So he joined them for a full day pay. at the end of the day his wage was paid but he was paid with a counterfeit money but he went ahead making purchases with it. However, he knew the money was a fake.

This is wrong, provided he knew the money was fake one, he shouldn't spend it.

Sunnycliff: He is a prisoner awaiting trials for a crime he never committed but he had no body to defend him. He had already spent two years behind bars and had been praying to God for deliverance. Then one fateful day unidentified gun men attacked the prison breaking it and inmates had a field day of escape. He too joined and never came back again.

This is not wrong because of the bolded, he shouldn't have been there to start with.

Sunnycliff: He was seeking for a job in a multinational and it was clearly stated in the company policy that application form is Free. His uncle is the deputy human resources manager. His uncle demanded he pay 5000 to him as a sign of his commitment to job search and to facilitate his application. He bluntly refused.

This is not wrong. Is the uncle who is wrong by extorting money from him.

Sunnycliff: Your room mate in school was applying for a job and unknown to him you are the HRM of the firm. After the recruitment processes you discovered he lacked some few added qualifications needed for the job. However the job demands a high level of integrity and you can vouch for him and you went ahead giving him the job offer.

This is neutral, he has a good reason to violate one condition for the job for another important prerequisite.

Sunnycliff: Officially your institution makes transcript available 3 weeks from the day of payment. You ordered for your own after three weeks it was not available. On inquiry you were told that you need to grease the palms of those in charge else in the next One month you may never get it. Meanwhile in your choice destination its deadline is three days to go. You offered them 3000 and the transcript was ready within four days.

This is where i need to elaborate a point. There is a difference between 'Bribe' and 'Extortion'. Bribe is offering something to get what you don't deserve nor merit, so you shouldn't give bribe. But Extortion is somebody else compelling or enforcing you to give him/her something before him/her does something he is supposed to do for you and which you deserve. So is only wrong to the Extortioner but not wrong to the Extorted.

The only thing to do is for you to ask God for forgiveness and heartily repent from your sacrilegious life. Tell your parents about it before your stomach/body changes tell them. IF YOU DARE KILL THAT BABY, BELIEVE ME, YOU MUST DIE IN THE PROCESS. Am not condemning you but go and sin no more(by not killing another baby).

Controversy: Stupid question

i wanted to reply you but your name muted me.

I wanted to give an insight to the person of Peter Obi after reading the post. But after going through most of the replies i reserve my comment.
I only have one mathematical question to those beating drums for Obi, your Obi gave himself a mandate to commit N40 billion Anambranians money into various sectors in the final 6 months of his 8yrs tenure as final push for his MDG, how much did Obi committed into various sectors during his earlier 7yrs & 6months as earlier pushes for his MDG?

Gas is undoubtedly cheaper and better to use BUT PLEASE IF YOU HAVE KIDS OR GROWING CHILDREN OR THE CAREFREE TYPE, ON A VERY SERIOUS NOTE, PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS(GAS). We should not only concentrate on the economics of using gas but should also consider the grave risk associated with gas cooking.

There is nothing too special with millionaires. One biggest factor to their riches is that they were opportuned with the resourcefulness to harness their creativity. Yes one have to be creative, innovative, take calculated risk, etc but without the resourcefulness(majorly financially)/opportunity, you will die a pauper with all your millionaire abilities.

Lil chilz: O boy! As Blackberry don chop my
money tire, na im I come vex
yesterday sell am, I come take
some money from it buy China
phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!! 1. It gets full after 3 minutes of
charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch
screen, Nail cutter, firelighter etc.
3. Text message can be written
with a toothpick. 4. There are some spelling
mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-
porn, samswag etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes by it
records "one missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".
7. When a Chinese man passes
byyou it says "one Bluetooth
device found"
8. When a fine boy/gal passes by
u, it says "Ur favourite food found"
9. When an ugly boy/gal passes, it
says, "Virus detected"=))
Abeg I wan sell am!
Who wan buy?

Highlighted is called 'Genetic Inter-Connectivity'

Honestly i wonder why most of you are too critical about this guy. For Christ's sake that's how nature made him. Maybe you blame his God? With all your Goliaths you couldn't match half of this guy's achievements in life. For crying out loud, Chinedu has a national honour by the president while most of you don't even have a local government honour, Chinedu is a married man while most of you are still asking mum for more rice, Chinedu can afford a lot of life luxuries - a vacation in US is not moi-moi while most of you have not been at airport, Chinedu is a popular figure in Nigerian while most of you are not even known by all living in the same building, Chinedu is a full grown man while most of you are full blown boys. ETC

@ poster
Cute and lovely pics. God bless them.

Honestly, that girl deserves more than 3million only, no house, no land, no car gift. Haba Goodluck, you can do more than that, even Yerima can give primary 3 pupil more than that for a good massage for a night.

For once i support Jonathan for any political maneuver ahead of 2015. Why are these mallams from the North bent on ousting Jonathan in 2015?
I prophesy that a northern moslem will never be president of this present Nigeria again. For all the years of their military rule, what do they have to account for it?

Apart from Ngige i will vote for Ifeanyi Ubah. He will be better than PDP & APGA candidates.

@poster
If really you have those believes in you, then WOE UNTO ANY MAN TO TANGLE HIMSELF WITH YOU.

@all ladies
I swear to you, if you can try opposite of all the poster's believes, you will be the HAPPIEST WOMAN ON EARTH.

Kaxmytex: My cartegory no even dey dere.....
I fit use 22hrs slip 4 a day nd sumtymz,i fit open mah eyez 4 24hrs without dozing,....

Which cartegory i kum belong nw,i guess say na humminglarkowl

LWKMD You must be the best specie

Am not a Chosen member, i've never attended Chosen church service but their crusade. I've heard of the woman's DVD scathing and vilifying the Lord's Chosen though i've not watched nor listened to it. But if the woman in anyway insinuate or directly accuse Lazarus Mouka of using fetish powers or diabolical, then i can categorically state that the woman is from the PIT OF HELL. But if any other financial or whatever accusation against Lazarus Mouka, it may hold some waters but Lazarus Mouka diabolical, no no no i can't believe that. Myself am a born again christian, the spirit of God in me tells me affirmatively that Lazarus Mouka is a true man of God. He may have any other defects or problem just like every other human.