Bayswater:
People that keep saying Saraki should go and defend himself, abeg who is the Lawyer representing? Himself? Our dull president or Saraki?

bigiyaro:
dis saraki man is a serial fruadster, hope karma catches him soon

Nasman:
Hello. I have collected my statement of result from ABU Zaria. And yet I can't find my name on the senate list. Am not up to 30yrs. In fact am 24yrs. And am kinda far from Zaria. How can I get my name onto the senate list

Taylor86:
Osibande d errand boy. looking dapper

hope one day u won't wear diaper

dokiOloye:
I tire for this kind of change.
This man is still going about snapping pictures up and down while boko haram is having a field day,tens of ppl killed in Yobe yesterday.
Next they will show him handling a snake or doing press up or serving food.

jimmy2k:
The Zoo called Nigeria must fall

chowlade:
1.Ijaya
(To Frighten). A charm used in frightening an adversary or an antagonist in a place of work, school e.t.c or is there anyone you want to take advantage of that you want him/her to keep mute while you express your opinion and explore every good things to your advantage. Ijaya will do it all. it causes overwhelming fear unreasonably to human and animals.

2.Eru
(Fear) if you place someone on "Eru" he or she will be afraid of you for life when around your vicinity

3.Mayehun (Refuse me not) it is used when you want a person to grant your request after a command is made) could be used in wooing a lady, request money from people, Miser, tight-fisted friend or wealthy man. There is a simple incantation that goes with some Mayehun formulas:

"In Yoruba Language; Orun Lo ngba towo omode Orun Lo ngba towo agba " x5

Translation: "Sleep takes from the young Sleep takes from the old Part of the preparation goes thus. You put a cowry (cowrie shell) in each hand when going to sleep . The following morning it would have dropped from your hands. Pick them up and pound them (to powder) with the herbs"

4.Afose
(To Speak and come to pass or Speak and happen) is a quite advance form of Ase. it is usually prepared with black soap
and put inside an Animal's horn e.g Cow's, Antelope's, Cow' e.t.c
Whenever Afose is Spoken with happens immediately or later in the future depending on the potency of the charm or the nature
of the issue the Afose is addressing.

Yoruba forefathers possessed some Afose to address nature elements such as rain, fire, outbreak e.t.c and on the negative size to curse(Epe)
I personally had one that i use to stop a car from starting also have seen one that is use to dry up a very big tree in three days.
The tree was cursed with that Afose
with Afose you could place a curse on somone or any Object be it animated or Non.

5.Gbetugbetu
This is more of a hypnotizing charm. The person under the spell doesn't really know what he is doing. It is used in compelling people to do the most impossible things. Things they would naturally not do or refuse to do. It is somewhat difficult to prepare but there are some simple formulas too, however they also vary in degree of potency. The powerful ones that I know has in it as part of its ingredients the rope that a man hanged himself with. To illustrate its power I would narrate an incident that happened which was manipulated by the use of Gbetugbetu. A friend once used it to call a stubborn but pretty lady into his room. (Normally she would have shunned him right off.) When she got inside he commanded her to strip, which she instantly did, but he didn't touch her. 3 days later the girl came to her senses, she confronted my friend and an argument broke out. It was settled but after that incident the girl avoided my friend from then onwards. Moral of story -- You don't play such jokes 'cos you've got the power. Our forefathers used it when they were attacked by a gang of thieves; they just commanded them to fight (each other) or hand over their weapons

6.Olugbohun
The "sound picker." It is believed to be a powerful spirit that picks whatever is said and makes it happen, if not immediately very soon. (Even if u mistakenly curse your children out of frustration.) Now this is not a genie that will drop things physically in front of you, like food, wine and a flying carpet. However it will create a situation that will cause your request to be met. It is not kept in the house but far away in the bush and its consulted only once in a while.

7.Ase
(To command Power and authority) it has the ability to make whatever Statement you make to come to pass or happen or ability to compel anything to compel to your will which include Animated and inanimated object)

By Chowlade

tungstar:
Nigerians have truely gotten used to abnormality being a norm.

Wat can i say oda than just smh


#God bless Nigeria

DrWise:
Dear Daura President (3D),

When would this be?

Please, while declaring your assets publicly, do not forget to include your wife's N10m watch. Recently we were informed you owned 2 houses in Kaduna and 1 in Abuja, you never told us this, the only thing you told us was your 150 cows, bungalow in Katsina and N1m.

Furthermore, seems your boys up north are still not informed that you have been sworn in as president, call them to order and let the senseless killings and arson stop.

Your supporter,

Dr. Wise

DrWise:
Dear Daura President (3D),

When would this be?

Please, while declaring your assets publicly, do not forget to include your wife's N10m watch. Recently we were informed you owned 2 houses in Kaduna and 1 in Abuja, you never told us this, the only thing you told us was your 150 cows, bungalow in Katsina and N1m.

Furthermore, seems your boys up north are still not informed that you have been sworn in as president, call them to order and let the senseless killings and arson stop.

Your supporter,

Dr. Wise

stephenduru:
Is a Calabarian nt a Nigerian?

ahaz:
I guess u guys didn't say this when u heard the innosions success stories personaly am impressed but it's not a big deal I just want u guys to feel the same way others feel when you downcast other people's achievements

Trailblazer1:
The labours of our heroes past shall never be in vain.

My Biafra,

The land of my birth,
The land of my dreams,
The land of the rising sun,
The land of endless possibilities,
The land of the brave and courageous,
The land of people who fear neither gods nor men,

Arise o Biafra!
Arise o giant
Arise and take your place among the comity of nations.
Arise above hatred and intimidation,
Arise as a lion and let terror fill all those that surround you.

You have always been a TrailBlazer

cupid1:
He started failing it from the point where he struck out 10 and -10,the 10 on top is supposed to equate to -1 when divided by -1 which when put into the equation, will give you 19/10.
And secondly, you cant stricke out numbers that way. They are in brackets in their own different equations i.e an equation in an equation.
So my point is, the person who provided this so called 'proof' is a dullard

4Play:


You that is talking, can Chi Onwura, as an Anambranian, run for office in Enugu? Can someone from Enugu run for office in Imo?

ANAMBRA11:
yorubas wont be happy with this list