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Health › Re: 7 Best Ways To Deal With Online Bullies. by GentleMimi: 10:10pm On Dec 26, 2013

Take the ''coward's'' way out....deactivate ur account and go AWOL! lol! Very fast and effective! Choi! But me no send anybody ooo. I've been bullied since i was tiny cos i have a petite figure. But now,i'm an amazon at heart....but still petite!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 8:37am On Dec 26, 2013

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....hmm..I wonder who's nyansh is bigger btw this two babes? ...so who am I gonna choose? undecided

[/quote]Choose Mondi,she has burriful yansh...

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 10:54pm On Dec 25, 2013

ATMC: na yhu i bin dey helep so yhu give the bweast to the owner while baby sips bobo...yhu no gree?

This babe ehnnnnnn!!!! Lol!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 10:53pm On Dec 25, 2013

[quote author=-Mr Cork-].....sweery Mimi....do u realizee u owe me *Christtmas punny* plus *New year kiss* for the stress u putin me tru? ...we need to negotiate....seriously!!! undecided

[/quote]I really need to bite u. I owe u zip! You fink farting makes a guy sexy...i give up on u!
*sprays air freshner*

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 10:43pm On Dec 25, 2013

Mondisweets: Mimi stop with the evils na

I'm soooo gentle,my pulse rate is below normal. Wetin i do na?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 10:42pm On Dec 25, 2013

ATMC: Merry christmas and happy Easter in advance! @eze promeo...a long list yhu just promoted up there. thank yhu.
@gentelemimi i'll buy yhu bobo

How cld u do such a thing? I dn't want bobo joor! I want a big jar of icecream.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 10:35pm On Dec 25, 2013

Mondisweets: WHO IS THE MAD MAN?

San Miguel who drives a car with TV licence
GentleMimi who gives her baby straw to drink milk directly from her breast
Truckpusher who goes to one Babalawo using medical aid
Mondisweets who sells garri at a tender age and goes to school when she's bent and wrinkled.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 10:31pm On Dec 25, 2013

ATMC: how about the person asking the question#lipsealed

Iyanmi! Mbok,help me ask ooo. At least my own reference indicates love...lol!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: mr olodo finally shares nakèd photos 18+ by GentleMimi: 9:57pm On Dec 25, 2013

Lol! Funny dudes. Corky Joe,Andyblaze and Olodo.....i really dn't know who is the craziest!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Michelle Obama Wants To Divorce Barack Obama - National Enquirer by GentleMimi: 9:40pm On Dec 25, 2013

Kai! This na serious gobe ooo! The pix was hilarious sha. But Obama shld sort out his personal problems oooo. He needs a clearhead to deal wif political and global matters. Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown,really. I'm sure the guy didn't mean to embarass his wife so badly. Men hv diff ways of letting off steam. Obama,dn't let that woman go oooo,or ur political life is as good as finished!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 9:18pm On Dec 25, 2013

Mondisweets: me too i did the exact same

The annoying part is that i can bet on my lousy apetite to return after the festive season.....when all the goodies hv finished! Not funny!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 9:15pm On Dec 25, 2013

SeunPlus: Today is my birthday, I'm so happy today.

I'm sooo jealous of u! How dare u get born on a special day like dis? U cldn't even wait till 26th!
Anyway,happy birthday to u,wey rice and cake?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 9:13pm On Dec 25, 2013

Mondisweets: i hardly ate i was all over the place. How was ur day?

Awwww,pele ooo. My day was crazy! I cooked diff dishes but lacked apetite to eat! Just imagine...

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 8:45pm On Dec 25, 2013

Mondisweets: I'm too tired

Too tired? Use dettol. Loool! U are simply overfed! Too much enjoyment.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 8:37pm On Dec 25, 2013

San Miguel: For where? Wetin he go do,with bodyguards beside me.

Taaah! Who dash u?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 8:36pm On Dec 25, 2013

lertee: Merry christmas babe,may the Blessing of the season be with you and the family.

Thanks dear!

Celebrities › Re: P-square's Sexy Xmas Photo by GentleMimi: 7:53pm On Dec 25, 2013

it must be a great challange being married to a super star! Look at that pix,mehn! If i be their babe,i for don get heart attack tey tey!
by the way,what is that tin protruding in the first pix?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 7:46pm On Dec 25, 2013

San Miguel: Nah, i want to french kiss u in front of ur bf.

You wanna die early?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 7:41pm On Dec 25, 2013

San Miguel: Mimi keep on E- fighting na. U were entertaining me. I swear xmas dey too boring.

You want entertainment? Go and french-kiss ur neighbour's wife in his presence....

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 7:27pm On Dec 25, 2013

xynerise: No be lie o. I don heavy . I remain chicken bones

Hmmmmm. U try. Give am to bingo. Merry xmas to u and madam Skydeep. Hope u got her somefin special?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 7:13pm On Dec 25, 2013

xynerise: I wish everyone merry xmas and a prosperous new year.

Sharrap! What did u remain? You sound overfed...

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 7:07pm On Dec 25, 2013

A very special shout out to my peeps and e-family! I wish u all an amazing year 2014,may God grant ur heart desires even beyond ur expectations....i love u all!!! Thanks for making my moments online fun and interesting. U are all unique and irreplaceable!
My dear Twinny/Maria/Cathy- kisses and hugs.Love ya!
Lertee- coolheaded lady wif strong spirit.
Caseless- funny,lively,humble dude. *peck*
Bukato/Sans Cream soda- Tuale,padi! Nice dude(with woman palava!)
Larride- loves being loved...u are loved!
De-Gongs- nice guy,but a mystery to all.*winks*
Xynerise- grey-haired teddy bear! Funkky daddy!
Skydeep- amazing and lovely!
Mondi- fun loving,carefree and jovial.....like spring time.
Tuketuke/Truckpusher- annoying but interesting to fight with.
ATMC- reminds me of money...lol! Nice babe!

I love u all dearly!

*modified*

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 6:45pm On Dec 25, 2013

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...ok ladies...where is ma Christmas punny plus ma New year kiss?.... And were is gentle Mimi or mondi sweet when u nid them? angry

[/quote]Helllo Corky. Merry christmas to u.

Romance › Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GentleMimi: 6:40pm On Dec 25, 2013

GHANA OGA: Love doctor! U try small but all these your advice na for young boys and girls. Real men treat their women with respect and oh we need to call her everyday and check on her because she is the future mother of our kids! U got it?You will grow up with age and experience.I was once like you.lol

Hmmmm,when men talk,u'll know! Your head dey there jare! May ur marriage and home be sweeter than honey...

Romance › Re: The Best & Most Cool-headed Nairaland Females By My Rating by GentleMimi: 6:34pm On Dec 25, 2013*

Truckpusher: Agbaya stop following me around NL like a lost puppy.....i already told you, i'm not gay.

You are gay,and i'll let the whole world know! Loooool!!!
*modified* na joke ooooo!

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Romance › Re: The Best & Most Cool-headed Nairaland Females By My Rating by GentleMimi: 6:31pm On Dec 25, 2013

Truckpusher: Sorry bro! I already body bagged that gay.

I don't have time for trolls

I cannot help but wonder. You love to call peeps who can handle your stupidity ''gay'',even a female like moi is considered a gay male by u...hmmmmmm. I see. Dude,confess. You is a fagg*ot!

Romance › Re: The Best & Most Cool-headed Nairaland Females By My Rating by GentleMimi: 6:25pm On Dec 25, 2013

Truckpusher: Sorry bro! I already body bagged that gay.

I don't have time for trolls

hmmmmm

Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by GentleMimi: 6:19pm On Dec 25, 2013

Corky,Corky,Corky! No wonder u cannot get a single punnny! You fink farting is sexy? You'll end up an old bachelor wif a walking stick and shrunken balls!

Romance › Re: The Best & Most Cool-headed Nairaland Females By My Rating by GentleMimi: 4:49pm On Dec 25, 2013

Sagamite: person, if you are not a patient of Yaba Left, instead of the rant, you would explain how your dumb post makes sense.

Or did you wake up on Xmas day and pull moronic opinion out of your arsse and thought you were a genius?

Mbok,free the guy. He is totally lonely today. He needs to tranfer his fustrations...Lol!

Romance › Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GentleMimi: 4:38pm On Dec 25, 2013

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]U opened a whole thread to dissect the anatomy of the manhood and it's penetrating power..fact is how woman wan take knw that much about prick...even ashawo wey dey coordinated prick everyday sef no fit get that kind of in-depth....it takes someone that has a prick to knw wat u knw....u freaking gay tongue

[/quote]Yea yea...cliches are a bore. You keep saying it like u really wanna force urself to belive it. I reject ur devices! God punish devil.
It takes someone in the medical field to know things abt a Di*ck...even more than a male.

Romance › Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GentleMimi: 4:24pm On Dec 25, 2013

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]go check all the guy threads wey him don open...all na abt manhood and prick imagine ? shocked

[/quote]Dn't just flip thru that thread oo. Read it slowly and gently. It was made specially for the likes of u and ur boyfriend...wankers alike. So na only that one u see out of many? You like dic*ky,no be small. Tuketuke,give ur friend what he likes. You've starved him for sooo long!

Romance › Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GentleMimi: 4:22pm On Dec 25, 2013

Truckpusher: No mind the she-male with small prick

See as una dey use ruler measure una tin...pikin disease dey do both of u. Get a room,dudes,and stop telling the world what u think of ur shrunken male organs.

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