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[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]Nice one from Andyblaze.

- I hate it when girls chew bubble-gum in my presence

- I hate it when girls form foreign accent in my presence

- I hate it when I see a girl snubing on another lady. (Like looking her dress and shoes and then hisses or cuts a bad eye)

- I hate it when girls use cussing words in my presence (Especially to elders)

- I hate it when girls talk too much in my presence

- I hate it when two ladies are discussing and talking about their boyfriends in my presence

- I hate it when girls walk half-unclad in my presence (some certain clothes are not meant to be worn outside one's home)

- I hate it when girls wear make-up in my presence

- When in my presence, I hate it when girls are listening to music with their ear-piece and singing out the lyrics loud with their tolotolo voice

The list is endless...[/quote]-Some Guys also chew gum like goats.
-Many of the males also form accent phonetics when toasting a fine chick
-Guys also diss there fellow males when they feel like using someone as yeye in the presence of friends
-Guys talk too much abt football,even go to the extent of shouting to get their points acorss....i aint complaining!
-Guys discuss their scoring experiences and how they bleeped a babe...even a babe they cldn't toast due to lack of liver they go claim sey them bleep am.
-Guys sagg their trousers and expose their dirty smelly boxers...
-Some guys are sooo vain,if not wif outlooks,then with material things.
now my good friend,go figure!

Mtchewww! All these points are applicable to males as well. Abeg make we hear word jare. Una go come here dey give rules and regulations,while in the real world u are a maga to these same babes.

Paedophile.....
How old are u? U look underaged ooo! Thinking of a girl being ur lover,yes or no? Chai! Children of this days. Baby boy,its allowed to crush on the opposite sex. But while still young,build up ur life so that u can have any wonderful babe u wish for in future. Best of luck,though.
I dn't think its right calling u a paedophile....u look underaged too.

odua boy: Okay you've been heard,,,Now bounce!!!

On your balls? No thanks,i'll pass.

Lol @ some comments here! Anyway,i'll buy it for half the stipulated price and give it off for tuketuke higher purchase....we igbos no dey dull na. Business tins!

Ugly duckling: You can try waxing. Though its temporary, its easy and fast, and it takes long for the hair to grow back.

Three weeks isn't long enough....

odua boy: Madam stop stalking me..Yes,am a tribalist...Are you happy now?

No,just indifferent.
What have i got to gain if i stalk smone who has a heart full of hatered for his fellow human from a diff tribe? *scoffs*

odua boy: Kindly show me where i denigrated the people you listed above as at the time of their death,,Or hold your peace forever...You retardeed product of same sex marriage.

His accusations are not unfound...u are a tribalist. I've told u so on many occassions. Stop living in denial.

ATMC: i'm gud. how about you?the season gud for ur bodi abi?

We thank the Lord.

[quote author=deejay_harry1] It sends out a very clear
message.... Mess with us
and we'll do something
worse than kill you. We'll
kill your children.[/quote]hehehahahoho...see boys showing muscles on thin arms.Choi! See killer....hahahaha *laughs till fade*

Abu Mikey:


*sighs*


I don't even know what to type sef


.......infact, We Love Mandela

Hello....goodnight!

Some peeps here are terrible hypocrites! You are catching ur fun by hurling insults at the OP. She went abt it the wrong way,but most of u are feeling very righteous...hence the insults. Many of u are not better! Yes,i said sooo! Some peeps use this kind of thread to practice the use of insults they heard ,or transfer aggression. Calm down and tell her what she is doing wrong. Someone even went as far as calling her an ''ashewo''...habatically! Wisdom is seen as a burden to fools.
The worst u can do is quote me and call me names...but i can never loose my identity. *mind u,me sef get my mouth*
Mbok,each to his own! Tomorrow,una go come here open thread sey the babe wey una toast online na monkey...chai!

Mbok,Truckpusher and Born to be gay...sorry great,you guys shld not involve me in ur ''gay'' dance oooo! una don come here dey romance una sef.Get a room!

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t] so if them call ladies , u sef go answer ? I no fit laugh [/quote]No need,i go help u answer when they call ''males'' because u obviously do not qualify as one.

sam2sam: Yeye girl, why don't you go ahead and expose the messages. Tufia.

Yeye boy! Eejit. Mind ya business! That is why it is called a personal mssg. Tatafo efesus.

ATMC: werrin?

Norrin.
Howdy?

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Thread title says ladies not "GAY" abeg nobody wana hear how 2 guyz PM themselves on who go poke whose yansh first save ur gist for another thread [/quote]Fuc*k off dude,u're too thick in the head for me to have an intersting banter wif u. U bore me....stop assuming peeps are gay like u. Fagg*ot.

odua boy: Shut up the guy has something in common with ibo people.They are naturally born molesters

Mtchwwww! Olodo oshi. Warevah mehn...believe what u wanna believe. Emi o raye bullsh*it.

odua boy: Augustine obodeke...ibo man.

Hahahahah! Olodo. Obodeke is not igbo. I think its ishan or so....

Humanbeans: And what's political about it

Give the tribalists a few minutes to rise from their graves....then u'll know why its political.

collynzo2: He shares the same ancestry with yorubas, so no surprise.

Sharrap! So do u....truss me!

Baaassstard!!! Eeeediat! May ur pri*ck never rise up again! Make Amadioha use ur balls do xmas decoration! Can u imagine the audacity this useless excuse of a man has?? Your own daughter? Three times? Na wa oooo! Even the useless doctor sef....him people go dey happy sey them get Doc for their family.Them no know sey na ''omo ale'' them get. Mbok,police,do the needful with no mercy!

Errrmmm,i've got some hilarious messages. But i dn't fink i should expose the messages to public eyes....the ''senders'' will know, and might feel embarassed. The least i can do is respect their need for ''privacy''. The mere thought of involving myself in online love story is hilarious on its own!

Thick: big,plus size,firmness,movement wif sure coincise and compact steps,not flabby. Smells of MONEY!

Fat: big,pus size with flabby look,floppy disintegrated movements. Even when wealthy,smells like ''po''....*lol*.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]*startd laughing too*[/quote]*Looks at her wif one eye*....hian!

[quote author=-Mr Cork-][/quote]What? !!!!!?? But i asked nicely naaaaaahhhh!!!!

Truckpusher: I was only kidding with her....c'mon ! life is too serious to be taken too serious

Sharrap! Tuketuke,ur jokes are always lame and expensive.

larride: Mimi

Hallo!

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...sweery..I feel like toasting a fat woman...please can I toast u? [/quote]I aint bread! Anyways,pls i need to get fat. Get me ur recipe,so i can be fat like u. Plssssss! I'm too thin!

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...sweery Ama plaYa..please show respect..
..anyways please describe your name, pone number, thigh size,statistic,height,complexsions, face shape, straight or k leg & nyansh type? [/quote]Eejit! ''bowlegged''!