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xynerise: Not when she was screwed by a Typical Lagos cab driver.

It depends on the screwer's blood o

onuwaje: Pls can anybody confirm for me if banks wil be operating tomorrow?

xynerise: Yours is Antelopina

J3da: ....how i wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze,….

Here, I bring list of things I don't like in guys
1. Having the biggest ego: Ever wondered why men hate taking directions and prefer hunting out the place on their own, even if it means 2 hours delay and waste of gas. Well, the answer is the big ego they walk around with. This was the pettiest exemplar of a man’s ego, which gets hurt at the drop of the hat and needs a massage whenever possible.

2. Living with a ‘selective memory’: They’ll not only remember the name of every cricketer and football player on the planet but will also know their scores by heart. But, the moment the deal is about remembering birthdays and anniversaries of people close to them, their brain suffers an ailment called ‘selective memory syndrome’.

3. Ogling: ‘Men do stare at women’s breasts’ has been stamped as official by a world wide survey. But how we wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze, but also to the woman sitting beside them. Yes, they don’t miss any chance, even if it is when they are on a date!

4. Being overtly possessive: Where in the world did men get that insecurity from? (Their mother? ) They blame women for being jealous but a mere mention of another man from their girl can turn them into an ever clinging magnet.

5. Taking pride in their hypocrisy: Men can’t get more cruel than this! They love hanging around with the coolest and sexiest babe in the town, but when it comes to meeting mom, it’s a ‘homely’ girl they start hunting for. You loved her dressing style and carefree attitude when she came for night-outs with you, what’s with that marriage material hunt now?

6. Showing extra care: How does it feel to take his ‘where-about’ calls every 15 minutes after you step out of the home? The care in that gesture goes out of the window and irritation takes charge. Don’t they realise that we lived safe, sound and perfectly well in this world before they came into our lives. Hope someone is listening.

7. Throwing their ‘superman’ self everywhere: Yes, it feels nice when men are around for some help. However, their ‘I-can-do-everything-under-the-sun’ attitude does more harm than good, especially when they think themselves to be exalted beings - a plumber, electrician, carpenter and a financial adviser all rolled into one.

8. Consider emotions to be crap: Women might be emotional but having a constant practical point of view, like men doesn’t, score well always. Men will become better beings for sure, if they stop making fun of sentiments and ignoring them as useless.

9. Being the friend worshipers: It is very torturing for women when men don’t learn to priorities their life post marriage. They blame her for being a clinging vine when she asks for his time, but how sane is it to have a bunch of friends in the backseat on a long-drive, which was planned to be a romantic one?

10. Being the sex monster: Undoubtedly, women love zest in bed, but it’s very cruel of men to demand their partners to play the porn star they saw in that flick last night. It’s better to let her be herself in a sexcapade rather than putting her in an uncomfy situation and then blaming her for being non-cooperative

11. Men give importance to a woman's body than her mind. They think women don’t have intelligence, so they have to look beautiful. Men objectify women.

12. Men are chauvinists. They think they are superiors. They never practice equality. They take women for granted. Why can’t they even come home on time? "This makes women feel neglected and ignored."

13. Men think they know things better than women. When women want to discuss, men try to solve problems. They always don the role of helper. Men think they are always right, therefore don't take corrections.

14. Men are pretenders. They always pretend what they are not. They always want to impress women. They think they know everything.

15. Men seem to act overtly macho. All the time they try to look strong and act as protectors. They are over possessive and never want to let go their tough-guy image.

16. Men never give importance to what a woman really wants, all they want from women is submission. Men expect women to sacrifice lots of things for the sake of family, but they never give up anything.

17. Men are not sincere when it comes to maintaining relationship. They cheat "on" their girlfriends and their wives. They don’t understand women’s feelings.

18. Men are unpredictable. They hurt women but a while "later" they try to become "angels" and wipe their tears. But why "do" they act insensitive in the first place.

19. Men interpret women’s love, care and support as pestering. Whenever women show concern for their men, they say they want space. But the truth is they can’t handle commitment
Guys grow up...

San Miguel: See your mouth. You be ASUU? Strike kor Stroke ni. . You wey i don greet happy new year before.

xynerise: What is that?

complete1: HAHA!u know wat?wen i see people insult men of God i just laf,d truf is not everyone can believe,,,like i always say*some are believing and getting der blessings,some are doubting*...u hear people give testimonies like,i drove my car without fuel,i started my gen wit water,i was shot but d bullet didnt go tru me,e.t.c.u hear different amazing miracles and u begin to doubt,calling dem liers.so u expect d creator of d world to follow ur normal physic law or follow due process to do amazing things?why den is he GOD,,,keep doubting oooo let those dat believe get wat is meant for them.

complete1: HAHA!u know wat?wen i see people insult men of God i just laf,d truf is not everyone can believe,,,like i always say*some are believing and getting der blessings,some are doubting*...u hear people give testimonies like,i drove my car without fuel,i started my gen wit water,i was shot but d bullet didnt go tru me,e.t.c.u hear different amazing miracles and u begin to doubt,calling dem liers.so u expect d creator of d world to follow ur normal physic law or follow due process to do amazing things?why den is he GOD,,,keep doubting oooo let those dat believe get wat is meant for them.

deols: The pathetic thing is that people read and live their lives by these lies.

I didnt read, only posted. Just so you know

San Miguel: Praise the Lord. We can finally see the gentle in Mimi.

xynerise: Who dey sin before? My name is Saint Xyn

onuwaje: I have a family here

@gentlemimi
@maria goretti
@lertee
@atmc
@caseless

Happy new year to u and all nairalanders out there

xynerise: Before nko?

ololololo: Redeemed ga-egbu nmadu o. bt seriously, y not 150...they did 100 last year

deols: Eni ta ni ko se to, to loun o le se to to to!!

To fast for one month is wht God asks for but you wnt to fast for one-third of a year.


Hypoglycemia kills.

xynerise:
*Throws knockout in her bra*

lertee: Mimi,caseless,bukato,maria,idowu,castielo,d-gongs,where are you?

xynerise: HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE!!!

*Throws knockout*

San Miguel: [img]http://gifmaker.me/files/download/home/20131231/13/he81Rv74mMJiK9RTc0vBKo/output_Hfj417.gif[/img]