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xynerise: I are your worst nightmare

Grammar,Papa!.......grammar!

xynerise: Who dey here?

...and u are?

Mr Renaissance: Where were you when he chose not to leave others alone huh?. Take your sanctimonious sermon elsewhere. If you can't condemn him, then keep quiet because he started it!!

Do not be too quick to react.Can't u read an ironical or sarcastic post when u see it....even when veiled? Relax joor and enjoy the fun.

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]Please leave headWideOpen àlone joor

[/quote]Its ''eyes'' not ''head''....*falls into pot of soup*!

Abu Mikey:

Head_Masta!

''Headward'' sounds berra.....

Hahahaaaaaaooooookikikakakaka! Choi! This thread is hilarious! People wey get bad mouth,na them worwor pass! You dey insult person wey God create,but u no fit add beauty to ya self. Haaaaa! Thank y'all for ur pix. Some of u are wonderfully made,while a few others are fearfully made...but all was made!

vivalavida: Lol. Who has NL as his/her job between us? I joined NL in 2009 and i have abt 219 post. U have been on nairaland since august this year and you are close to a 1000 post. Do the maths. Nobody envies u being over active here

Very good! Now clap for urself. Your brain is gradually booting.Since 09 and no intelligent comment....u are the best person for ur job position ooo!
Anyway,@ topic...i wish them a happy married life. All their haters should drink wet cement if this news is too painful to bear.Peace out!

@ OP,of all places wey u go seek advice,na NL u carry urself come .I see many people with pampers and feeding bottle roaming around oooo.If u cannot make ur own decision,then u are not old enough to be in a relationship.BE A MAN and think for urself!

martronilla: why is this in the family section?

Because his first attempt at se*x with his babe will definitely make him a father.......i can see that vision in HD.

Eating jollof rice from the pot with my fingers,heat burning my tongue and fingers.....hot heaven!

megacity: don't. be telling people to go hug transformer. it's not nice

Believe me,it is better for him to hug a transformer than commit suicide *lol*.
Peeps,pls just homour the guy and his poor attempt at comedy.
And to the Mods,i dedicate this topic to y'all! Keep it up *sarcasm*.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]HAPPY DECEMBER PALS![/quote]Same to u too,twinny! *singing ''onwa december o ruwego!''*

I'm bored out of my wits! Antelope would have to answer to me!
Goodnight peeps!
By the way,happy new month in advance!

I thought there was a meet scheduled for tonight.What the F is going on? MEGIDA!!! Caseless!!! You are not carrying out ur duties efficiently!

caseless: my eyez don dirty, i nor de see u now.





stingy babe, u don wanna let me in.

Are u high on soured br*east milk.....or expired cerelac.The way u take dey reason ehn...

Truckpusher: wetin you dey suspect eh?

Any male who hates females is......

caseless:

Aproko! Shey na u i quote?

Truckpusher: Omo dem no dey dump man naa


make this children no begin call us gay

oya sorry naa,you are still my friend for life

With the rate wey u follow woman dey quarrel..........hian! I don dey suspect u ooo!

Hi peeps.Mama is here.Now y'all pay respect!
@ Bukatotoking,no dey post ur babe pix in disguise.It is repulsive!

caseless: somebody shout halelluya! olubukato, see mimi in gunwoman pose....

Eeejit!.....

You look like a girl!

Bukato3: Mimi how far?

I am bubbling in the Lord!

Gotta run! Goodnight peeps!

spikes C: So, i guess the debate is over. Make man go sleep jaare

If una want sharp sharp husby, them dey.

If my very good friend xynerise can find a wife with that his ugly teeth, wat else can we say about our sweet, pretty NL babes.
Just apply in person

Abeg no insult NL babes,jare! Our bobos have dentition wey dem dey use do closeup advert.If ''pappy'' get fine iyawo with him dracula teeth,e no mean sey we sef go wan marry dat kain person. We want sexy bobos.

A coup is absolutely necessary! That antelopic guy just call person come here without any better dicussion. I go vex oooo! I demand a written resignation of antelope!

xynerise: The meeting no be one day na.

Discussion continues tomorrow

Sleep don dey catch u abi?

xynerise: My friend carry this dik talk go sleep jor . Tomorrow u go say dem knack u come dump u. Na u dey show say na dik be ur priority

If u have no di*ck, you are wrong!