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caseless: u mean d1ck, likeYou go wound ya self ooo.Why u dey put stick inside ya boxers na? |
caseless: sharrap and stay!Lo and behold. Our efficient gateman just arrived! |
Truckpusher: Caseless dick dun scare you....small pikin wey dey fear chop chopCaseless get di*ck ![]() ![]() |
I'm off to bed,peeps! The derailers thread has been derailed! |
Truckpusher: Keep quiet there....nkita rcha gi anya there 5timesNkita rachakwa ike gi. |
xynerise: That is your punishment for coming late ![]() |
Truckpusher: I do not think that the way people present themselves here is an actual portrayal of their real life personalityHian...the bobo na Dr. Akproko ooo.Just leave am,make him dey there dey roast. |
spikes C: Exactly, this is why you're still single. Your attitudeSharrap there,nwokem! See lecture. For ur mind now u dey make sense.Mr Oyanachi. |
xynerise: We will discuss this later.And what is the subject of discussion presently,Mr Table? |
spikes C: WHy are you still singleIt is better for burriful babes to be single,than have bobos like Spike C as husbands. |
spikes C: Madam, why are you still singleAnd how would the answer affect ur dinner this night? |
Mbok ooo! Someone shld give me the 411. |
Oooopppps! *crashlands*...i heard there's a meeting tonight.Werrin dey? |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]God help you......make she confirm am first.[/quote]Confirm! Yesssss oooo,the guy is a chinch! He is a mosquito buzzing in my delicate ears! |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Twinny, how far nah?[/quote]Hallo,sweerie! I dey oooo.Hw ya side na? It has teyy ooo! |
cmonek: hello friends, please am stranded now. How can i locate Anglican corpers fellowship secretariat in uyo? Please I kindly need ur assistance now. ThanksThere was a booklet given to u in camp,i guess.It has the phone numbers of ur NYSC officials.Get the number of Rev Njoku(he was d Ass. Camp director in my time). He is in charge og Anglican corpers in Uyo.He'll be in the best position to tell u. |
Leadn: It won't work! Muslims are suicidal... they end up blowing the Christain husbandBad joke,my brother,a very bad joke. |
Ajuju! There is nothing wrong in it.The question u shld ask is...''why would a muslim lady choose a christian man over others(motive)? Is she geniue in her acceptance of a different religion(salvation)? Finally,does she love the man enough to put her faith and trust in him...to turn her back on many things she had believed in? If her answers are sincere,then there are no qualms ! |
caseless:Close ya kolanut-browned teeth! |
caseless: .....Bukatoto himself is a dic*k! |
xynerise: My friend go and play inside gutter.See this grandfather,scheduling a meeting with vibrant youths....pls come along with your walking stick and spectacles oooo. What time is the meeting jare?? |
Bukato3: See me see trouble oo. Mimi are you mad? A whole Otunba Babatunde Olubukato like me wants to talk to a lady and u are here writing rubbish. Latifat sef understands. Seems you want some of my bukateeTotoking....u don kolo oooo! |
gratiaeo: Reasons Igbos Should NOTYou are one crazy dude! |
spikes C:werrin? |
xynerise: THERE WILL BE A ROMANCE DERAILERS FAMILY MEETING TONIGHT BY 8PM. COME WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVERS TO THIS THREAD. LATENESS TO THE MEETING WILL ATTRACT AN E-SLAP OR BAN.Chairman....who dash u? The fact that u sit on a couch at home no mean sey u be chairman.By the power invested upon me,i hereby unseat you! |
Bukato3: See your big mouth.Wetin be ur own for the matter? Na you be Latifat?Sharrap there! I look our for the well being of all the ''derailers babes''.Mind ya self! |
caseless: faithWhy the hell is my name on this list,megida? |
Tonia500: nope we dnt live togheter bt i go to his house and cook for him before he comes frm the office.Eehhhnn ![]() Hian! Na wa oooo! This ur love tie wrapper and gele ooo!By the way,are u a student? You seem to favour the ''housewife'' position ooo.How do u make out time to go to a guy's house and cook for him everyday? What abt ur own personal life...how do u cope? I really need to hear from u ooo! |
tensor777: Well look at this way. Would you like your own sister to be going to her boyfriends house to cook and clean for him? What next? Sleepovers, pregnancy and baby mamas.Your head dey there jare! Oshe! |
ndidibabe: Not funny.Take a chill pill babe! On NL,the 21st rule is....Do not take thing personal! Come onnnnnnn,smile for me! ![]() |
Sorry if i sound too skeptical oooo.But is this news absolutely true? Can it be verified? If yes,then i think Oga Seun should do something about raising help for the bereaved family.If this request is coming from him,believe me,the response would be overwhelming. I do not know her personally,but i pray that her soul shall rest in peace! |
@ caseless Joseph onilala of nairalalala land.Yeye pikin! |
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