₦airaland Forum

RubyTheBlogger: u re confused, i gada more fame nd respect here on NL than u.. U registered 19th of sept 2013, i got dz acct 15th of oct 2013.. If i mst add, i av beta nl acheivement dan u.. U tryna act d.o.p.e bt u jst full of shiii#t.. Its time i stop replying a r3t4rd as u

ohhhhh,come on! Being famous on NL aint no achievment!

Pls correct ur english,re-write the post and re-ask me.I'll have an answer by then.

barcanista: You are the nitwit Sir. Everyone knows its your people that engage in such inhuman act.


Further probe on the story will DEFINITELY vindicate my assertion.

Pls,just for once,avoid temptation to post tribalistic comments.Lets be adults for once naaaaa! Once i see a topic,i can always tell that it will turn into a tribal war.Dn't be used.

kingthreat: Even though no names were mentioned, there are many South Easterners in PH as well as there are in Lagos and Abuja.

And ur point is? I can always depend on kids on NL to turn every topic to a tribalistic thread.

free2ryhme: Women are heartless

Men are heartfull.....Ask urself where the fathers of these children are.Una go bleep babe run commot!

adorable29: Kk

Thank me later for free consultation.GRTBR!

And who is the agbero ''liking'' all the posts here?

spikes C: They? tell me u're differient and i'll give u my attention

i dn't plan on telling u jack.Find out for urself.And i dn't need ur attention,tienks!

caseless: u think imagination will never come to pass? *grabs my talisman i brought from my village, chants incantation and drags her to my place*

*Chants wrongly,juju backfires.He becomes GentleMimi's maga*

spikes C: yes, e dey affect me. Caseless mumulity is booring the whole thread

Btw, wats ur old moniker. i suspect foul play here

Hahaha....i'm as original as they come.So what is ur suspicion?
and pls leave Caseless alone,his absence makes this thread too serious.

bestplanb: I practise withdrawal method,though is difficult but is safe and reliable

Hw can u advice on withdrawal method? Its the most risky of them all!

Cathaliya: at least, he is real deal.....

hmmmmmmm.....

Ooooops! Lest i forget,a big shout out to our man,Mr Xynerise,for making front page oooo!
Your boys are waiting for u in ''derailers paradise'' for drinks and peppersoup.May u see many more front page things ooooo.
Amen!

In as much as u may be correct,i like being realistic *my own point of view*
when u take things ''personal'' ,be ready to face the consequences. Its okay if u're married.But if single.....I think it shldn't be ''personal''.What if its one-sided. D'nt take anyfin personal till u're absolutely sure of ur feelings.
Just be urself,d'nt bear ur heart on ur sleeve.Let ur heart and brain guide u!

Cathaliya: Yuck.....
Caseless,stop this irritating talk nah......ogini di?

Hahahahaha...the clown has a broad range of imagination! Unfortunately,they'll never come to pass.

spikes C: this one don follow dem to dey mumu

come on! This is the only thread where i get to ''mumu'' so let me be! Try to loosen up.On other threads,i can be myself!
but hope sey e no dey affect u sha?

April babyyyyy.We rock! But this post is scary...i possess most of these attributes

Abeg leave that thing! When coming back frm work each day,i observe this trend: at a junction,u'll see a collection of police,LASTMA,agbero.They look at faces of okada riders.If u've settled them well for the day,they'll leave u in peace.If ur money is not satisfactory,they'll keep arresting u till u drop better dough.So who is really to blame for this lawlessness? Those who are supposed to uphold the law? Nigeria is a lawless country!

Bukato3: Ewwww .*pukes*

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Lol! He deserves it

caseless: *resists digestion and comes out thru d lower opening unharmed*

*Oooops. Lower end is filled wif faeces...caseless has Faeces meal.Enjoy*

xynerise: So you are a girl?

Lol! No,i'm a lady! Hahahahaaaaa. Welcome back frm the ''NL analysing thread''. Thats why i'm unique....simply ''unpredictable''

caseless: *taps her bum bum*

*bum bum turns out to be coiled python.Swallows caseless and digests him*

caseless: *cuddles*

hahahaha..ashawo kobokobo

mannyiyke: it's a 2-year course in med lab sci but it's bn stopped. You can only be a med lab scientist now by entering the course thro direct entry i.e. into 2nd yr or thro utme. No other way again. I know pple who did d 2 yr programme and i wld have done it if it had not been phased out.

You are absolutely right.The programme has been stopped.Now u obtain the degree by direct entry.

Haha.....wow! Funny thread,and i'm def ''following''.I really d'nt know people but this is an eye opener! Some few names do strike me..
Truckpusher:avrg height,dark,craves female attention,funny,troublesome,sulks if he doesn't get his way.
Xynerise: tall,built,loves playing wif his kids,not a bad bone in his body,fun loving,loves female attention,can't stand quarrels.
Dannyxy: short,attention seeker,sensitive,short attention span
Odua boy: hates igbos,short,dark,slim.Probably duped by an igbo guy in his past

caseless: *yawns*

*female fly dances into opened mouth*

Yvete: Yes you can, though I advise you purchase a Primer+Oil mattifier in one. I don't apply foundation without a primer. There're many good ones out there.

which ones do u recommend?

Dn't let anybody decieve u.You must hv at least a credit in maths and english to gain admission in all departments.

OMG! This is absolutely terrible!!! Where/hw did he get hold of po*rn materials? He's a minor for crying out loud!
I'm so sure if u dig deep into this matter,u'll find out that peer pressure was involved too.Adults shld pls realize that these children are like sponges,soaking up knowldge and experiences around them.He shldn't hv access to po*rn! I hope they deal wif him regardless of his age.He'll grow up to become a serial rapist if care is not taken.

adorable29: . Okay... Your attitude has been very very pleasant and appealing.. . Alrighty, clap 4 yourself! Good nite, sweetdreams. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Ehmmm, I wouldn't mind dem biting ur stinky mouth off though. Hahaha! Okay sorry abt that last part. Nite nite.

Kai,ur case is really hopeless.See gutter chick calling one's mouth stin.....eh! Make i hear! Ok,i forgot that u hv a habit of attributing ur dirty qualities to other people....you've got STDs,u're an ashy,ur mum did'nt use birth control,a lesbo.....and now ur mouth stinks.Learn to brush every night b4 sleeping and every morning AFTER meals.It'll help u.Hahahaha,razz babe feeling funky!

adorable29: . Ewwww! Why, are you spitting everywhr on dis thread sef? Do you have conjuvictis of the mouth? Hahaha! Okay, I no yab again! It has do oooo! Its has do! Gentlest Mimi, you gentle gaaaan! Chelsea 2-arsenal 0!!!

I guess i hv u explain things to u.I spit on ''things'' that disgust me.Right now,ur words ,attitude and mentality disgust me.I hope my explanation is simple enough

jenyphar: pls can i use face primer and oil matiffier together?

it depends on the content of both,the weather and ur skin type.