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Merkki: 190 the clown: Dreadlocks, not too tall, intelligent, suffers from low spërm count, alcoholic, fun loving, blunt and fraudulent.

Lol @ low sperm count! What ever gave u dat idea? U guys are crazy here!

Where is everyone D'nt tell me u're all watching the match? *baffled*

adorable29: okay, I don hear! Go take a rest. You have overworked yourself. Pele. *hugs*

*scoffs*.Hahahaha,u wish! I thought u were a lesbo? *spits*

adorable29: Chineke mee! See epistle! I aint reading ds eish...Are you kidding me? Its been 3days. Let it go already, and continue with what's left of ur life! You are freaking obsessed wit my moniker or something. I aint gay, biatch! LOL! Seriously, u well so?! U go nag 4 ur unlucky husband wella O. Ok, am watching d arsenal/chelsea match, its half time now but I suggest you watch d other half. It will add some vibe to ur sad sad sad sad very sad life! Choi!

Now u are gay/lesbo? I never knew. You keep exposing urself,and i watch u.And pls d'nt read the whole ''epistle''.It might be too much for ur dull brain to process.
Obsessed wif...wait a min *takes a look*....like,seriously? Why wld i be obsessed wif ur moniker? It says adorable? There is absolutely nofin adorable abt u.Not ur vile words,poor reasoning,slow intellect,emptiness.....the list is endless.Your character is despicable and disgusting.

[quote author=nadia_SA]


Y u dey hide ur fone credit?[/quote]when u've got younger ones wif no ''respect for privacy'' in their dictionary......

[quote author=nadia_SA]I put pin coz of my Indecency nd 18+ pics..

Dazzal![/quote]Badt gurl.

If its a guy...po*rn
lady....text mssgs/hiding her phone credit

chinwe11: I need some advice, i am kinda confused right now. I have a 9 month old baby at home, and actually i havent worked since i put to bed as my hubby wanted the baby to get to at least nine months before i commence work. I am a doctor, i also have a masters degree. Problem now is that i am confused which route to take. I got a very high paying job, in which i would be able to use my knowledge gotten from the msc. However this high paying job has lots of work hours, and travel both domestic and foreign (35%). On the other hand, i got a normal government medical officer job (in this case i have no use for the masters here). This is about half the salary of the high paying job, but with more time for family, and no travel out of lagos.

This is my first child so i dont really know what bringing up a toddler entails. Do you think my husband is right in his advise to take the lower paying job? Whats your experience with combining hectic work schedule with bringing up kids. I dont want to wake up in the next 20 years and start wondering why i never pursued my dream and career.
Please advise

wow! I feel u.I may be single but i understand u to an extent.My dear,pls put ur child first.I work in a private hsptl that pays well,but will not hesitate to resign when i start having kids due to my crazy schedule.If hubby feels u need to give the kid more time,pls do so.D'nt give anyone an excuse to blame u tomorrow ''if'' things go wrong.Your certificate remains wif u.I believe u can get a much better job than the present one.But ur absence during ur kid's formative years can NEVER be recaptured.Let the good Lord lead u.All the best!

Up NEP...! Sorry....GOAL!!!!!

babyosisi: Who is he

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Hahaha! Lol! U were in a hurry to comment first abi? Sorry,fastest fingers first.Its well detailed in the post.

He's dead.....

No! He's not dead....

He's dead....

Na wa oooo.Which one person go believe naaa?
Anyway,if he is dead,may his soul rest in peace

and if he is not....

[quote author=Pilgrim's Path]Haha..
Sure, thats the 'generic' meaning now. But, you know, we all see very differently with varied lenses. So, my friend....?
Other views?[/quote]i viewed my service year as an ''adventure'' phase,within the boundries of wisdom and moderation! It worked for me cos i scaled thru all hurdles wif a positive mindset.It was a wonderful time. Your service year is what u make of it.

National Youth Sevice Corps

This oyibo children too dey form effizzy.Why cn't they be like Naija kids....*hey! See how daddy is sleeping on the floor.Let me run and play in Ramatu's house b4 he will wake up.If it is me now he will be shouting.Mummy will come and meet him there*

Dannyxy: as long as u get me, then whatever

Believe me,i d'nt get u.I just pretend to.

Dannyxy: o.k, have u finish?, please

If u mean ''finished'',then yes.

Ibanga p: Good, but u'll find out that these hospitals that are being shut down are private owned hospitals, and truth be told; how well-standard are the government owned hospitals? They are no better off themselves,
they are even more sub-standard, ill-equipped nd also indulged in medical mal-practice too.

well,truthful to an extent. But the truth is that most gov-owned hospitals are better for the average Nigerian.Standard hospitals are available but expensive.Its crazy but true!

xynerise: We are saying the same thing. Now can u prostrate and say Good afternoon?

Are u still there? I dey come

Cathaliya: thats true dearie,

you can always differentiate the coins from the paper money

hey babe,some things are not worth it on NL ooo.Just try not to take anyfin personal joor.

Dannyxy: whatever, as long as u hang uself, i dn't care..

so u believe a babe like me can hang myself? Hahahaha! Why wld i? B'cos of u Dannyboy? Haaaaa,life is good ooooo!

xynerise: My friend say good afternoon

hmmmm,na wa oooo.boys are not smiling today ooo.Even Dannyx sef dey form macho. U wan follow am? Abeg leave dat one jare.We know the men and the boys? When a man stands out,he doesn't need to announce himself.But when a boy stands up,he makes a hell of noise to get attention.
Hope u're good?

Mondisweets:

okay,but now ur smile wan blind me.Close ya teeth.

Dannyxy: l love her, na today u knw? nw what? Go nd hang ur self on top that udara tree..

nope,i'll prefer a mango tree during its season,especially sheri mango.At least the juice can always revive me

lertee: Yeah that shittt is scary with the skinsight but if it is roasted,you won't see the skin,head or tail.

urghhhh! Stop it already! Now i've lost my appetite

Mondisweets: this is what u do

and who dares to put that frown on ya face??

Dannyxy: do i resemble "smartie chicken"?

hahaha..i called u ''smart guy'',u called urself ''smart chicken'.I think i prefer ur version
pls leave Cathaliya alone.If u like her,bold-up and say so.

Where is my sensitive friend,Xynerise? I can see u! D'nt worry,i d'nt bite.Hw ya doing?

Beautiful!
But lol at ''male nurse pretending to be a doctor''. Abeg the guy was trying to live his dream na!!!
But seriously,this is a good move.I worked in a private hsptl b4 going for NYSC. The things i saw there.....may God save His people!

[quote author=Cathaliya]shy?[/quote
Absolutely not! I am a rugged babe!

Smartie gurl: huh? Why would i mean it not?

Maybe it b'cos i d'nt trust people wif ''smart'' as their moniker.Lol!

Cathaliya: OK, HONEY, SEND ME A LINK. WANA SEE YOU IN ACTION.

lol! Forget abt that.I d'nt wanna bring baggage here.This is where i spar wif clowns that make me smile.Nothing personal here.

Smartie gurl: Enjoy ur fun..

why do i get the feeling that u d'nt mean what u just wrote??