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*takes a peep....finds no interesting person....walks away*

Lo and behold! gentlemimi is awake!.....what happened in my absence? What's d score line...Truckpusher and Baej....wareva?
*scurries around thread*

xynerise: Goodnight kids











Dont even think about abusing me

u tempt me....goodnite junior

Ishsoph: Damn!






He's an English professor o!
Our very own octogenarian
and doubles as my inlaw.

hmmmm,English prof indeed! *runs back to watch d battle of the Titans

Truckpusher: Leave them alone. i'll body bag each one of those imbe one by one.....i've already body bagged two of em hence you see them coming in three but trust me i have an antidote for everyone of them



Just stay awake and watch them run to the mods for help

*sits back and relaxes to enjoy the show*...abeg wey ceaseless?

Idowuogbo: Excuse me! Shift!

mbok,i no block road ooo.Na u wakawaka come meet me where i dey.See me see gbeke

xynerise: Mr. Man, you are not a man of your word. You said ''goodnight'' three times and you still dey show face. Are you this addicted to NL?

lol!!! I'm at work sha,sleep things not yet activated

Idowuogbo: Go! Go! Power ranger!!!!!

come,are they fighting over u?

Idowuogbo: Go! Go! Power ranger!!!!!

hian,u wan start third world war? Leave this guys ooo,make them go sleep

xynerise: Bobo yi ti ya were sha

were kekere ni eleyi,ma worry

xynerise: Must you cause me back?

and by the way.its curse,not cause.Gdnite!

xynerise: Must you cause me back?

hahaha...i warned u! I see u c'nt take the heat. Ok,i'll be gentle and let u be.Goodnight.
But nxt time,no cross my path oooo.....but i dey gentle sha!

larride: Ode ni bobo yi sha

kilode ooo? Lol! Some people will soon collapse . Wats d problem? Abi ori nfo e ni?

xynerise: Your fada. No offence

your mama,no offiense

larride: Show time


*grabs my pop corn with chilled coke, put on my HD glasses


GentleMimi Vs Pa antelope



You may begin

....Pa antelope runs away...Gentlemimi follows with stick..ooops,its Xynerise's legs ooo'not stick.l! *runs away*

Truckpusher: He's on a long leash ,just waiting for him to start sniffing all the she-goats....then i'll put him on tight short leash.....is that ok by you?

okay,but watch him closely. I d'nt trust him. Not even with Rita my puppy

mechummy: We're all good now

thanks y'all

goodnight

goodnite...sleep tight. Pls pray b4 u sleep ooo. Some people hv invaded this thread with their high BP,make dem no tranfer am give u..xynerise abi wetim be him name sef?

Truckpusher: Na me ,he's been there for far too long

lol! His play time is over,pls lock him back up

xynerise: Mtchew! Them dey call meat this kpomo dey show face

hahaha...cool down ooo,b4 u collapse there,and i get blamed for ur kpeme. I can read ur vital signs frm here and u are fast developing a high BP.

xynerise: Who is this bowed legged antelope?

like....seriously? U wanna spar? Guy u go loose conciousness oooo. Who opened ur cage by the way?
And pls,carry ur firewood leg commot frm my front before i use am roast meat

xynerise: Hello kids

kids? Ur age mates are not here,pls go to bed

caseless: *tears watery slap*

*continues to urinate into caseless' mouth while he sleeps and dreams of Nairaland*

fubbyy: yes there is but these things i mention are the reasons i am goin 4 nysc,i know what to do and get an exemption letter but i didn't,i decided to serve not to be restricted in the name of nccf,i done dey go church all my life,na dis nccf go take me 2 heaven? Abeg make una park one side,i go join only if dem dey have quickie there

Too bad.I c'nt impose my priorities on u,but i feel u cld get an unforgettable experince during service,not just s*x and flexing.Give it a thought and let God lead u.I assure u that u'll never hv any regret by identifying urself with Christ

Ishsoph: Mtchwwwww!

pls run along...u seem pained

mechummy: Ok then

I just need to take my mind off today and have a good night

We could talk about anything fun....any suggestions

yes,lets discuss Caseless and his ability to dream even while standing on his feet

mechummy: I feel like I've made the worst decision in my entire adulthood


I really feel bad and sick

i d'nt want to be too nosey and forward,but no matter what u've done,the important thing is that u've realised where u went wrong.I believe u've learnt smfin frm ur mistake There's no gain in flogging urself over ur mistakes,My dear,pick up urself and move forward,leave the past/mistakes! Sorry if i sound insensitive,but i d'nt want u dwelling on it

rafhell: Kids

agbaya

mechummy: I'm so heartbroken

so talk to me,watsup?

caseless: *matches his head like rug carpet....slaps him*

olodo...u better wake up frm ur sleep*urinates on caseless while he dreams abt Nairaland!*

caseless: i hate this guy!

Diagnoses caseless....result=high BP

mechummy: I really need to be consoled!

Any help

plzzz

hian!!! Console kwa Wetin do u? Anyway,the people i'm seeing here will add acid to ur injury(caseless and kaya carrier