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Cathaliya: that doesnt sound like fun to me

believe me,i know.But be sincere,d'nt u just feel good when u let people know dat they just c'nt insult other tribes and people's beliefs? I know i can be too outspoken,but i feel good when i let people know dat gentility is not stupidity.

lertee: I hate to see a sad face really.
Now choose your pick

How cld u be sooooo wicked as to post these pictures when some of us hv'nt gone out for our lunch break Pls just stop. *stomach growls!*

Cathaliya: entertain us then

okay,but my entertainment is'nt on this thread.Its on a diff thread wif some tribalistic imps.

[quote author=Cathaliya]entertain us then[/quote
Naah! U and Dannyxy are doing a good job abt dat.LOL!

Dannyxy: boring...

okay,smart guy,give us smfin exciting!

Hello peeps! What has been happening in my absence? I've been having fun in another thread,lol! Pls no dulling here.

adorable29: Okaaaaaayyy na! You will give. yourself hypertension O!!!!! That combined with your STDs is a deadly mix ni!!!! Hahaha! Am getting bored wit this your catatonic schizophrenic psychological disorder! Oya comot 4 this thread..* whips her outta the thread with 8broomsticks*

Seriously STD? You can do better than that.Not all independent women are in ur line of work,so we are not exposed to such. Pls d'nt attribute ur problems to others ooo.If u've got STDs,that doesn't mean other females do.Most females use their brains to further careers not thinking of vile and
lame names to call people.Thats the reason why i like to spar wif males.Females like u just resort to calling people ashawo,STD when they hit the proverbial nail on the head.But when u argue wif a male,u get refreshed because they d'nt take things extreme.They give valuable pointers.But ur case is totally hopeless.The next thing u'll tell me is that i'm the babe who made ur bobo ditch u.Hahahaha.U amuse me wif ur juvenile behaviour.Pls,at least give me an intelligent arguement/insults.You make me feel as if i'm sparring wif my ten-year old.Come on! your vile words are unbecoming.U expose ur feelings too much on line.Hmmmmm.....
And pls help me out here,wif a blood pressure of 110/80,am i capable of coming down wif a high BP?.Pls do answer me ASAP b'cos i'm sooooo scared! Pls pls pls! lol! I guess that will take ur brain a few days to process.But i'm patient.Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. LMAO!

[quote author=mr.ceo63]Nairaland wasnt going thur all thur yday with my ucbrowser. pls seun wat cn u say abt it, bt it was doing on my opera[/quote]EXACTLY so.I thought it was frm my own phone

salt 1: If there are issues you can't discuss with your FRIENDS for fear of snatching, should you keep those friends in the first place?

People need to offload on someone. Sorrow is easier to bear when shared and joy is multiplied when another person is happy with you.
I don't agree with this op at all. This is the mentality that keeps women in abusive relationships: don't let people know what's going on between us! This is wrong and sometimes things go way tooo wrong!

Instead of keeping packs of friends whom you're suspicious of, keep just a few who can laugh with you and cry with you. A friend on whose shoulders you can put your head and who loves you.
Posts like this is very disturbing

I really understand u.But i also know what the OP means.Trust shld be applied wif wisdom.People shld learn to keep fins to themselves.A person u trust cld turn around 2mao and stab u in the back.The good book says ''the heart of man is DESPERATLEY wicked''.D'nt ever share sensitive info!

iamteaser: I've never been banned before and I really wanna know how it feels like. Any mod out there can you pls ban me for a couple of days. Thank you.

LOL! Hahahaha. I hope u're not a NL addict.You'll end up begging B4 24hrs expire

adorable29: haaaaaaa! This wasted sperm is writing well O! Whose post did you copy and paste?! Hahaha! Okay you tried. You see, am helping you improve your vocabs! Oya, tell me thank you! Lngkm! But you know I didn't make ANY tribalistic comment na! You inturn made 6 tribalistic comments. Infact, you said one poster was going to die just cos he is a yoruba that aired his opinion! I guess your brain is now in ur anus and you have forgotten so soon!


BTW, am the only one that has been making sense! You have just been spilling poo! YOU know say na true ! Why the moniker gentlemimi sef?! Where you high on some cow dung when u gave urself dat moniker? Hahaha! Its ridiculous cos you are d exact opposite. Okay, come and hug me. You win. Atleast, you gave me comic relief. I dey go sleep. Good nite sweerie.

ohhh,u asked why ''gentlemimi''.I'll let u know because ur slow brain will never comprehend.I put people in their places in a gentle manner,i aint no pushover.I d'nt go around calling people *ashawo*,but i'll let u know that u are worthless.I am gentle,but harsh. I hope this is'nt too much for ur brain to handle.And most importantly,i HATE tribalism.I hope to come across u sm other time,and when i do,i'll ignore ur stupidity here and regard u as a ''fresh'' personality.But if u want to remain stupid after this place,then bring it on.

adorable29: haaaaaaa! This wasted sperm is writing well O! Whose post did you copy and paste?! Hahaha! Okay you tried. You see, am helping you improve your vocabs! Oya, tell me thank you! Lngkm! But you know I didn't make ANY tribalistic comment na! You inturn made 6 tribalistic comments. Infact, you said one poster was going to die just cos he is a yoruba that aired his opinion! I guess your brain is now in ur anus and you have forgotten so soon!


BTW, am the only one that has been making sense! You have just been spilling poo! YOU know say na true ! Why the moniker gentlemimi sef?! Where you high on some cow dung when u gave urself dat moniker? Hahaha! Okay, come and hug me. You win. Atleast, you gave me comic relief. I dey go sleep. Good nite sweerie.

urghhh...u're disgusting u know? ''u can take the pig out of the gutter,but not the gutter out of the pig''.Gosh. Anyway,no matter hw difficult u find it to comprehend,i d'nt ''copy & paste''. My vocab dey trip u,ba? Hahaha. And hw in *'s name can u improve one's vocab when urs is pathetic. Not only is ur brain paralysed,but ur eyes as well.I did'nt tell anybody that he was going to die...simply told him that his wishes for others will be visited upon him.Oooopps! Sorry,i forgot that u are simple-minded.You just cld'nt decode that post,so u hv to lie to give u an edge.I weep for u.You are a disgrace!

awesome99: !

Terrible,just terrible!

adorable29: Oh, you were insultin pple for the *likes*! Okay make I free your poor soul! But sweerie, next time try make u no dey insult people anyhow... (Unless they strike first, then you can snap their d.umbead nd use it to play soccer *just like I did to you on dis thread* hahaha). You can make your point without behaving like someone the gods have placed a cause on. Be polite and try to understand where they are coming from... Do you promise to be a good gal from today? You can thank me later for d tips! *Taps her small head nd give her Nico sweet so she stops crying*

No,gutter chick.You lack d capacity to free ur reasoning,talkless of freeing one's soul.Your arguments are weightless,wif no drop of wisdom.Your words are vulgar,like their owner.I hope u've learnt smfin frm this,not everyone here is a mugu.Pls grow a brain or hv a transplant. I will not hesitate to bash u tomorrow if make a tribalistic/dumb comment....even as much as a breath of tribalism.I will crush u wif gentility that will blow ur mind away.
And by the way,your gods placed a ''curse'' on u,not ''cause''.There is no excuse for tribalism so why shld i understand where ''they'' are coming frm?
Lol! Local champion praising herself.Choi!

adorable29: . Hahaha, look who is talking! Me, am having funnnnnnnnnnnn! Tufiakwa, read your previous post ke! All the jargons you dey write for dis post don dey gimme Apollo naim u say make I add join!

You are the one killing ursef by jumping on pple's post lik a mad dog and insulting dem.. You insulted more than 6 pple! So u see your life! Anyway, na ur parents I blame! Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Amazing! You keep proving me right. You are really demented. Why wld u bring in ''parents'' into the matter,ehn? The same way u call people ''ashawo''? Leave my parents out of d matter because u d'nt worth their saliva.And YES,i did bash some people b'cos their posts were clearly tribalistic.The ''likes'' says it all.dumb,dumber.........
Dumbest!

adorable29: . Hahaha, look who is talking! Me, am having funnnnnnnnnnnn! Tufiakwa, read your previous post ke! All the jargons you dey write for dis post don dey gimme Apollo naim u say make I add join!

You are the one killing ursef by jumping on pple's post lik a mad dog and insulting dem.. You insulted more than 6 pple! So u see your life! Anyway, na ur parents I blame! Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Amazing! You keep proving me right. You are really demented. Why wld u bring in ''parents'' into the matter,ehn? The same way u call people ''ashawo''? Leave my parents out of d matter because u d'nt worth their saliva.And YES,i did bash some people b'cos their posts were clearly tribalistic.The ''likes'' says it all.dumb,dumber.........
Dumbest!

adorable29: hahaha, from the beginning of your post, you have been describing YOURSELF! No be you claim say you be MADical student naim make you no sabi Engrisss?! Naim make I tell u say dat no be excuse for ur daftness ni! Now read my post slowwwwwllllyyyy . I write am 4 pidgin make u 4 understand...



I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! Really dem go 4 throway you for hospital, carry the placenta go house! Cos ur IQ na negative! #Fact#

Your posts keep getting worse,i feel for u.Its high time u got locked up in a psychic ward,or better still,a deliverance centre.You rant,rave,roar...ur blood pressure,heartbeat pulse rate escalates.And all of a sudden,u collapse! I d'nt wish to get blamed for killing a minor.Pls calm down,okay? Its not a do or die affair.If u come to NL bearing ur heart in ur palms,people will squash it for u.If u've ever read any of my prior posts,u'll observe that i hv no patience for loosers.I no just send person.

adorable29: Intimidated by your vocabulary ?! Lmaorotftrothapt! Laffin ma as..s off, rolling on the floor, then runs outside to hug a palm tree! *wipes lafta tears from eyes*


Babe, don't you need a license to be this mumuish? Don't give me the "madical* (i suppose you meant medical! Phew) ish here! Am an engineer but that doesn't mean I should write like an imb.ecile ni!

thanks for the info,duhh.*scoffs*.You exhibit insecurity,trying too hard to prove ur worth.I d'nt need ur proof,ur post says it all.A pig will always be a pig...a gutter babe will always be a gutter babe despite all ur certificates.Engineer my foot.Na who we go ask? In fact,i'm the first lady of Lagos state,tienks!
NB: ...and yes,i meant medical.Thank God a little part of ur brain is through booting.

xynerise: Leave her. She dey find man wey she go take do rituals




ember month thinz

Lol. U no just try.

adorable29: Eish! Are you always an I'd.iot, or you just acting for NL?! It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence! You have to be more comprehensible biatchh..... Common kiddo, Shock me, say something intelligent! *wink*

hahahahahaaa.....lol! I can see u're intimidated by my vocabulary.But dumbo,its no vocabulary if u're in the madical sector! So,go figure.....

adorable29: Ciao kini? Taaaaaa! Come back here *draws her cheap smelly weave on *! Come and finish what you started! You sabi insult people without provocation abi? Your own don set today!

ohhh,come on! Likke,seriously? You seem to watch too many nollywood movies and u fink the place to practice roles is here,ba? I'd insult u if u write tribalistic statements.

adorable29: But that's what you are now! Its only a madwoman or an ashy that goes about attacking people for NO JUST CAUSE! HAHaha! SO CHOOSE! WHICH ONE ARE YOU? or wait! YOU ARE BOTH!

Not everyone is in ur line of work.Some of us use our brains to earn a living(i know u find this hard to believe).so pls stop selling urself,change ur mindset and be a responsible female.

adorable29: But that's what you are now! Its only a madwoman or an ashy that goes about attacking people for NO JUST CAUSE! HAHaha! SO CHOOSE! WHICH ONE ARE YOU? or wait! YOU ARE BOTH!

Aawwwwwww,sorry to disappoint u.Not everyone is in ur line of work.Some of us use our brains to earn a living(i know u find this hard to believe).so pls stop selling urself,change ur mindset and be a responsible female.ciao

adorable29: Madam, what's with you and this "gutter" language you keep claiming I am using... The post above was your first UNPROVOKED post to me.. I didn't in the slightest bit INSULT your foolish self or anybody for that matter b4 you starting ranting like a mad dog infested with Rabies! So this your post above is refined and gutterless abi! LNGKM !
I don give you fire 4 fire now ( even though, honestly you are so not worth it), you dey cry say I dey use gutter language! Hahaha! You are undeniably a demented and CONFUSED soul! I swear!

....and by the way,if u could just grow a minute brain,u'll see that u capitalized words like INSULT,CONFUSED.Now,are u trying to say u mean it as an irony.NO! Its for emphasis,dumbo! Kai! Arguing wif u is like arguing wif a patient wif DOWN'S syndrome.Unfortunately,yours is much worse cos ur whole brain is paralysed.

adorable29: Madam, what's with you and this "gutter" language you keep claiming I am using... This was your first UNPROVOKED post to me.. I didn't in the slightest bit INSULT your foolish self or anybody for that matter b4 you starting ranting like a mad dog infested with Rabies! I don answer you back now ( even though, honestly you are so not worth it), you dey cry say I dey use gutter language! Hahaha! You are undeniably a demented and CONFUSED soul! I swear!

Only a girl frm the gutter goes around calling people ''ashawo'' at the slightest provocation.It shows the kind of place u come frm.Go back and read ur post.Or u want me to spell it out for u? I know u're slow but i d'nt fink its this bad naaaaaa?

creativino: Shut up u fulani man! Who ask u to comment?
Mtcheeew!!!

The same person who asked YOU to comment!

Kate77sexy: Single and searching. Am serious nd ready to settle down, am no money bag,nd you must be working and comfortable ...if yes please do add me up and let's get to know pls....33153E12....just say 'mau' when i ask where you get the pin.....only serious men please..thnk you moderator .

Hian....babe,this is ''derailers bar and club where we ''point and kill''.No romance here ooo.Anyway,u'll soon find out that most people here are clowns

awesome99: yes ooh......i was promted to log in almost every minute

Lol!

hmmmmm,i'm sure some guys were on the verge of commiting suicide when they cld'nt log in for hours. Choi!....anyway,welcome back peeps!

number 13...lol!

adorable29: Eish! I give up! I can't continue to banter with a daft ignoramus as yourself! The heck! I had to call my 5year old cousin to decipher what you wrote! Oghene biko!


Seriously though, nothing is "hot" about what you wrote! You started the insults without any provocation. Anyway, You are too small 4 me my dear! Capesh?!

Lo and behold....she has run out of gutter languages to use so she has to run off.You fink people are too small for u,but u c'nt look beyond ur nose.Dumb girl claiming local champion.I pity u.
NL gutter girl,thinking all people are in her trade of work, ''ashy''...*spits*

adorable29: hahaha! Ode, you are obviously an illiterate... Like seriously, you are! I don't blame you since you are such a misfit! Ozuolododo! You were in such a hurry to be a tribalistic bigot that you couldn't comprehend my post! Olodo rekpete! Sensitive ke, you will just kill your pathetic self if you get stupidly "sensitive" over tribal issues on NL! Anyway, that will be one less imp!


BTW fool, when you want to reply me, make good use of your punctuations. I know you are retarde.d but biko, just try! When your papa say make you go school, you say na ashawo work you wan do! You see am na!! You can't even write well! Lmao!

and when d heat gets too hot,u start calling people ashawo,hmmmm? Babe,i don see sey smfin dey worry u true true,.anyway,as i said before,u are SLOW (and this is no irony,but a clear fact) .Your gutter language speaks for itself. U hv my sympathy.

adorable29: Eyaaaa! You are obviously the extremely retarded one with possible signs of autistic tendencies, and an amazingly low IQ and unbelievably unsmart !!! If not you will realise the sarcasm in the post... The use of BOLD LETTERS to stress certain points in reply to the post I quoted should have sent sense signals to your dilapidated brain that I was saying the opposite with a tinge of humour. Even a 3year old baby knows there is juju in all regions of Nigeria punk!!! So I guess YOU are the dumbhead!


Oh, you be woman sef, na people like you dey disgrace our species! So much mumuism dey smell follow you! So tey you dey quote naija home video to watch. Lmao!

ooh shutup already.Your foul language is sooo unbecoming. sweetrat,YOU are a disgrace to womanhood.This is not the right place to speak sarcastically.Tribalism on NL is a sensitive subject.So as i said B4,grow a brain and type wif wisdom.You are too slow for me to update u.Commot here!
and by the way,slowpoke,when u type in capital letters u are simply EMPHASIZING a point.Irony has nofin to do wif it.Chai! U slow gaaaaan!!!

GeneralJ: Uneducated stupid brats, just like to say things without even thinking, ibos and yorubas, matter of fact i'm tired of all of you, why not just take up guns and juju and kill yourself, so that we don't have to hear about this ibo yoruba thing again, today is ibo tomoroww is yoruba, why can't you just be nigerians for fucking once, kill yourself so we don't have to have these tribalist shit going on, what is wrong with this world man. i'm tired of these tribalist people. No single thread can ever be run on this site without somebody blaming ibo or yoruba for thier daily life problems, why not become ghanian or cameroonian so that ibo and yoruba will not be in your life again. i don't understand the reason behind these people man i really don't... what do you gain for making fun of ibos and yorubas, any small thing ahh, you find a way to bring in a tribe into the conversation WHY WHY.. why not just come together for once and become Nigerians, why do you think Nigeria is the way it is today, because people are tribalistic...w hy not just get over the tribal shit...i mean you are all black, you are all africans, you are all Nigerians come together and work together SUTPID morons stop tribalism just FUCKING STOP

You have spoken beautifully well,but believe u me,this is just mere words to most members of NL...because most are children without any life experience.From their mother's womb to a sheltered life.Its disheartening.I weep for this country.Future leaders indeed.I think its high time we carried out age/mentality screening on this forum!!!