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martin92: Usher

olodo. Is he frm ur village?

In as much as i love this guy.....come onnnnnnn!!! Guy u look like a clown.

Na waaa oooo.people keep contradicting themselves.I read an article on weight loss and it was stated that one must keep away frm banana to maintain a weight-loss diet. I tire for this people. Anyhow sha,what shall seperate me from banana? Is it diet,weight loss? Whoosai! Nofin!

LesbianBoy: The bride is fat and very ugly! *spits*

iyanmmi!!! U are either blind or confused! She is big,bold and beautiful. Stop hating,it will eat u up!

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sweetpoison: Never treat a girl as a wife...u will regret it forever...how can my homie sit behind a girl I never marry..even as my wife...she looks more pretigious sitting @ d owner corner... All dis ugly dudes sef tire me with yeye question and thread

wow,dude! So even if u were married u'll want ur woman to sit at the back ? Have u heard the saying that 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'? Guy na u go feel the tin ooo. Lol! Thanks for ur opinion sha

I'm throwing this question out to guys.If u are driving with your babe and your best pal,who would you prefer to sit in front with you? Please i would'nt mind if you state your reasons.
And babes,would you be offended if your BF tells you to sit at the back while he and his pal sit in front?

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Which reminds me,i'll be posting a topic tomorrow on underarm/armpit hygiene,how to combat black underarms and rashes! I hope it helps some ladies out there who hv such problems.tienks

Good post.May i also add that the use of vinegar goes a long way to control under arm odour! After having ur bath,use cotton wool to swab ur underarm area...and probly use a deodorant if u wish. Its affordable and easy. Also,amazing as this may sound,tomato juice in bath water also helps control BO.I've come across this several times on the net. Best of luck

odua boy: Lmao seems am getting on someone nerves

you wish....i just feel sorry for bitter/hating you.You have my sympathy.

Kei144: A lot of Igbo youths are really terrible nuisance to the world. Instead of Igbos speaking against Fashola, they should demand that South East governors do something about Igbo youths.

and no yoruba youth is a nuisance,baa? I'm looking at some of ur so-called youths at the bus stop here in Lag.....i'm tempted to give up on dis country,but i refuse to. Not until people stop being tribalistic,we will remain where we are

IYA NGBALI: take it or leave it,this is what seun wants,something that would create traffic on nairaland

and u're ever eager to be used.keep it up

mustaphagreens: no need i've got six sacks! 4th to comment

u've got six sacks,then u are an obese elephant.my bobo has six 'packs' and he's a don. Go figure....

odua boy: Rip ugwu your wicked brothers killed you because of money.
Maybe when they start killing one another lagos will gradually be depopulated.

you again? This tribalistic tin? U no dey disappoint me in tribalistic threads.*spits*. people like u make me 'almost' loose hope in Naija

Thebrightest: My wife will not work at all. All she will do is to satisfy me SEXUALLY day and night.

U exhibit symptoms of paralysis from d neck region upwards. I'll recommend a total transplant of ur head region! Ret*ard!

chiketee: Most guys won't like this because that's all the leverage they have on women. They are worried that once a wife gains financial independence that would be the end of their tyrannical rule. I've heard of husbands starving their wives of money for food when they "misbehave". We want full dictatorship. We don't want a woman's opinion to matter whether logical or not. The thing is women are evolving, there are becoming powerful decision makers and can stand on their own quite well, so it's left for us to exploit another way of gaining their respect. Luckily for we Nigerians, the females here are not evolving that fast, they still think all they can offer is Puccy and brazillian hair, so we've got nothing to worry about for now

I do not know where u're frm.But all i can say is dat u surround urself wif the type of women u mentioned above.these days,the rate at which women compete in various career fields is amazing. Where i come frm,obtaining a master's degree is a piece of cake.We all fight hard to obtain jobs more outstanding than our present jobs.So ur statement sounds strange,though true in some cases....i know.

wiilly02: op u've got good points....bt d questn is wil d ladies in d house listen

no,the question is: will our naija men allow a woman to pursue a career? Most will say no.They want a house wife.This topic reminds me of a lovely movie i watched.'MR. & MRS.'

comrChris: ### lmagine what this beaf jst put,sometime l think ladies deserves what they get 4rm men,their ego eeeh anyway l rest my case

And u hv to resort to name calling,u immature thing?...sorry do i know u??must u talk or comment?abeg park on side before trailer go jam u

3Dimension: IMO the way we nigerians 'shake hands' is not really polite or let me say right. U see a guy raising is palm far above is head because of a mere greeting.. U don't wanna do that to the lady.


The white man (whose culture we are imbibing) would greet a lady either with a hug, soft kiss to the back of her palm or a peck. All this above listed aren't 'our culture' and tramples on our ego has men expcept the hug which most women would rather deny u or prefer a side hug.

Sometimes I wonder if someone had told them that they can be impregnated with justa hug.

d'nt wonder for long.We d'nt go around hugging people for fear of getting a whiff of their body or mouth odour!

Ogegod87: God bless U̶̲̥̅̊ OP. I've encountered dem more dan twice. D last one dat came told me after examining me, told me dat I had HIC which į̸̸̨§ more or less HIV aπϑ dat I have to treat it fast. I asked him wat dat means aπϑ he said human immune control. (Doctors i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d house, pls, I need to know if dere's a medical term like dat). I had a major surgery a year ago aπϑ was to see my doctor d very same day d guy came to me. Ƨσ I told him dat I had an appointment wit my doctor dat. Guess wat d guy said? He adviced me to forget about seeing my doctor, buy his drugs, tk dem aπϑ afterwards, go for my checkup. Funny aπϑ scaring.

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Lol!!! Laf wan wound me here!

Don't,and i repeat,d'nt let those people even cross d gate of ur house talk less of entering ur house.Abeg Naija is a rugged place oooo.one must apply wisdom and caution always.I was opportuned to meet a group of this kind of people.The guy neva knew i was in d medical field.He said he wld put a machine on my wrist wch wld indicate if i was having an ailment or disease.Curious, i asked him further abt d procedure,he started speaking in tongues.At d end of d day,he said i had high bld sugar and high B/P!!! I weak. When i saw him bringing out a drug for sale,for my 'bp & sugar' i decided i had had enuf! I told him i worked in a hsptl and def not suffering frm such ailments.Na with shame him take waka commot.

Yusluv77: Six Golden Rules For F***ing1. F***ing once a week
is good for your health but harmful if doneevery
day.2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind
and body.3. F***ing refreshes you.4. After f***ing
don't eat too much; go for more liquids.5. Try to do
f***ing in bed because it can save youvaluable
energy.6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol
levelSO REMEMBER - *FASTING* is good for your
health - and may Godcleanse your Dirty Mind!!

And cleanse urs too,amen! Lol.

chukwudi44: @OP

Your stupidity is quite profound!! What really is the essence of this thread? To kill off discussion on tithe? You are still a learner.

People would continue to get enlightened on the true essence of tithing and the principles behind it.Discussions on the topic cannot be stifled not even in a 100 years from now.it is even going to get worse with developments in the social media and other avenues of information disemination.

Our childrens will ask more questions than us.Their inquisitive minds would be open to answers from a various sources

*when they lost their arguement they will resort to insults*..i guess he was refering to d likes of u.
@ topic,for crying out loud! Why wld some ppl get high BP due to d fact dat i pay tithe? It is my money,biko nu! Allow me to spend it d way i feel.If i decide to pay 10 percent of my income to the house of God ,then fine and good. God will not come frm heaven to chop my money...its simply for d propagation of d gospel.I d'nt do it just b'cos i expect blessings in return,but i do it b'cos i believe in it.And guess wat folks? It works for meeeeeeeeee!! So ,mbok,leave me alone! Iyanmi!!!

dabrake: You will do nothing. Stop bragging. You overrate yourself a lot.

park one side! U underrate urself. Go figure.

Chukwuemeka007: Hmmmmm one day o, while i was on a keke from Douglas to Nkworji(in Imo state), i looked at the phone screen of the lady sitting next to me and i discovered she was posting a comment on nairaland. I was surprised and i also brought out my phone and logged in. She also noticed i was a nairalander afterwards. It was interesting sha but i didn't get to know her more becuase i was just a few distance away from my bus-stop. It was really interesting and funny.

really? Do u stay close to Bilgram schl rd near d new hotel?

Danhumprey: If I meet a female Nairalander,first thing I would do is to squeeze her b.reasts!



And if it happen to be a male,I would just exchange handshake and move on!

u d*ft gaaan. Wish u cld cross paths wif me. Guy,ur life will neva remain d same again! U hv no respect for female folks,u disgusting male chauvinist.

White soup/ofe nsala,edikaikong,afang,egusi,coconut jollof rice and fried rice. At these,i'm perfect. But i prepare other food types marginally well. And to cap it all,i bake the most moist and rich cake most people wld eva taste!(not to boast,but cooking is a hobby)

picoba:
The pilot sound to be an half bake pilot. Education system in Nigeria!
I guess the pilot had is training here in Nigeria.

ehnnnn,but at least him english beta pass ya own.Make him manage dat one

skybodmas: They said they love my J.O.Y S.T.I.C.K!

u're absolutely d*ft! Wat do 'u' like abt urself? U come here and rant that 'they' like ur shrunken stuff.U really cld'nt be more immature. Get a life