₦airaland Forum

hopefulLandlord:
[s]Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against Pastor Tony Boateng as Yahweh works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna



its possible Yahweh instructed Pastor Tony Boateng to do what he did and he might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh[/s]

Factory fitted stupidity

This is a prostitute, simple.
Next.

mknigeriagreat:
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We trusted these people to screening the nominated ministers, but they ended up using what should have been exposed to hold a woman to ransom and started siphoning money illegally through that means. Some of these politicians don't mind selling off this country for the benefit of their unborn generations. Little do you wonder where the likes of Dino maleaye gets a lot of money to flaunt around.
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This country is just a wonder to me.

Solid point. The NASS members involved are already guilty of a crime.

Jesus wept

Lies

OZAOEKPE:
No wonder catholics left that group, they went there to shine teeth with a blood sucking cow

Exactly.
They are there for a serious mission and yet the gravity of the situation is lost on them.
Southern and christian leaders are not up to the task.

Sue him. She has a strong case and can ruin humor send him to jail.

Apple2:
I just don't understand how one person wl be holding two government work same time. How would deputy governor also be minister of education in a state, will his generation die if another qualified person takes that seat? I just don't understand the useless country I'm in, damn. People are stranded, no job and one person is holding two, God punish them

Buhari is president and Minister of petroleum as well as Miyetti Allah patron

They are not herdsmen. Buhari said herdsman do not carry weapons, only sticks.

MissCokie:
Men can be so egocentric and most times self centred, without considering if their body language, style and general lifestyle is affecting them.

I'm Miss Cokie , and here are Top5 characteristics of men, a woman should not consider for marriage.


1. Over Sabi : This kind of guys won't give you a breathing space, because they will presume that you're dull and unintelligent, even when you're way brilliant and smarter than him.

2. Over Protective Men : This kind of guys can kill for your sake, in the name of protecting my baby. . The most annoying part is that, you don't have any privacy, because they will go through your mail, chats and text messages while you're sleeping.. That's a female thing

3. Over Jealous Men : Have you ever heard of the word, Nah jealousy go later kill you? , YES!, That was created because of them. This set of men, can get jealous over a 5years old baby smiling at you. They can easily get really angry and do nasty things.

4. No Future Ambission Men : Baby please give me little time, we will scale through!, after 15years of dating and endless abortions .. Procrastination is very bad, especially when a man is showing you signs of a chronic procrastinator...

5. A Man Who Does Not Support You & Your Career : This set of men, will criticise your work, your skills, your life, your social life, your parents and even your next life. They don't want you to be ahead of them socially, financially, academically and mentally, so they rather device various strategies to keep you down and locked up.


Here you have it . please let us learn to value each other, in respective of our gender, tribe, and religious differences... Happy Esther! , although it came in late.

No man should bother marrying a woman who cannot spell 'ambition' either.

The nose ring spoiled what would have been a beautiful moment.
Why do some women choose to wear nose rings like asian water buffalo ?

I'm in the market for a good woman 27-32. She must be kind, caring, educated, literate, ambitious , morally upright, a good cook and ready to stand by me as I will by her.
Lets make our own photo this time next year.

Just so you know, we pay soldiers and maintain a standing Army to defend the citizenry.
Buhari has failed.

buhariguy:
It should be succinctly put that idiotic pigs of Biafra are the problem of social media in Nigeria.
Turning everything into lies,
Even Martin Luther king family were disappointed in their behavior.

Don't you ever shut up ?

Frankly, I think northerners are the most courageous and politically active set of Nigerians.

wamiikechukwu:
So you can only buy a stock in NSE

Yes.

lisimmo:
2. There was no evidence of food poisoning

Here is another logic

1. Mr A said to Mr B, ”Keep Barking"

2. Mr B barked to death from that evening till the next Morning

3. Mr A caused Mr B's death.

Since (1) and (2) are true then it follows logically that (3) is true.

1. There was no search for poison. A search for poison would entail an autopsy and none was carried out

2. He could and most likely did die of other causes.

3. There is no evidence he barked to death, this is rubbish. In fact, by most accounts, he died in his sleep.

Embrace scientific reasoning not superstition.

Sorry but I must say this straight up - you're a m/o/r/o/n

Tundeobama:
I read all the comments here I noticed only people from south East are shouting tinubu name ill,yes he is not perfect it's not a must you live in Lagos the way we abide with other countries law,go back to your village if you don't want to be part of Lagos who made you came here mostly with nothing. Reason why south west have always support tinubu even fayose because he doesn't steal and take it out of the country he help souls and likes development,Lagos history has taken a new shape since tunubu started leading us.If you can't pay the tax please don't rant go back to your village.your rant in 2015 didn't change anything.God bless oodua Nation and Nigeria.

I have highlighted the portions where your logic failed.

[quote author=SarkinYarki post=66310924]And who told him he has money ...All these Lagos IT start up owners finessing investors funds and pretending it's theirs [/quote

I came to say the same thing ...

He insulted the Alaafin ; he died the next day.

1. the two incidents may not be connected

2. He may have been poisoned to send a message

3. It does not have to be voodoo;

wamiikechukwu:
When i read the news i was like "nawo ooo".

I believe it's from there one of there investor that don't want the bank to require more capitals. Probably he has short his positions on Unity banks stock.

We don't have a derivatives market in Nigeria so you cant short stock.

It may be that some people want to take over the bank or retain their control. Banking in Nigeria is a conduit for a lot of illegal activities so it makes strategic sense to own or control one.

YorubaAssasin:
Dude, can't you read? Did you read the story or you recently escaped from Yaba-Left?

This is one of Africa's biggest problems... 'Laziness to read'

It's scary.

TemmyWon:
CAN OUR WOMEN ACCEPT THIS ADVICE
THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY MRS MARTHA DE PURENEZ, WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS.

"I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise."

ITEMS

1. The husband is always right

2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn't work

3. *The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed*

4. *If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened*

5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed

6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over

7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like

8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens

9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything

10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision
11. The husband n*ever* comes home late, he is in a meeting

12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting

13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home

14. *The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night*

15. The wife never goes to her husband's office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one

16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it’s her own money

17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband's advantage

18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed

19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him

20. The wife must respect the husband's orders carefully

21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

22.. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband

23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband

NB: THE POWER OF THE WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS Please forward this e-mail to your friends especially Girl friends, this will help them very much.

Kind Regards

A male friend sent this to me on whatsapp. I see this as a move by dictatorial and autocratic men to cage women unto perpetual slavery

This kind of dream wife does not exist.

This media release by Unity Bank does nothing to dispute Milost's claims and only shows that they are true. For those unfamiliar with the story :

1. Unity Bank tried to raise money from international investors.

2. Milost, a new York based firm agreed to invest 1 billion USD in Unity Bank and gave some conditions among which were that Unity Bank delist from the NSE and relist in USA, and the investor would take a 60% stake in the bank.

3. Unity Bank management agreed in principle to the conditions, and was set to sign final papers after shareholder and board ratification.

4. An unknown person emailed Milost (the investor) and threatened them, warning them not to come into Nigeria to invest in the bank. This person showed unusual knowledge of the internal documentation and workings of the bank. When Milost reported this to the management, they did not get a satisfactory reply and were scared away from the deal.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-27/milost-halts-1-billion-funding-for-nigerian-bank-after-threats
Goes to show that Nigeria is a country of gangsters.

The writer is obviously a Buhari propagandist.
My take:

Buhari has at most, a 50% chance of coming back to power.

1. Tinubu is not Nigeria, he may be able to deliver a majority of SW votes bu that is all.

2. Buhari won in 2015 with the support of the elite and the votes of the masses. Today in 2018, the elite are against him in numbers : Obasanjo, TY Danjuma, Sultan of Sokoto, Unongo and other middle belt leaders, Atiku, IBB and Abubakar.

3. The people have suffered greatly under Buhari and many who voted for him in 2015 will turn against him, while those who opposed him in the last election will certainly not be converted to his camp .

4. The Christian community in Nigeria will vote against Buhari

5. Buhari will lose massively in three zones SS, SE NC

6. APC will fracture before the 2019 election and reduce Buhari's chances.

6. Buhari's opponent in 2019 doesn't have to win on the first ballot. He simply has to deny Buhari
the chance to get 25% of the vote in 2/3 of the states.

Buhari is facing an uncertain future.

Wetin dey ? I just dey

In a bus: 'abeg dress'

Mechanic : "Oga na the 'boris' spoil"

Benin guy: "are you a mechelic ?"

Warri guy: don't go there

mankan2k7:
Trying to redeem an already battered image of Nigerian police. No way Mr man. so he com carry camera go to the man house just to show us he help him? Lie Mohammed is making impact on many people

I thought I was the only one to see that

BleSSedMee:
Alimony could a fixed this ish.
Nigeria should upgrade on this.


I feel for you madam. It ain't easy.

Nigeria has alimony. She should head to court

What year was this recorded ?

No law in the land....

Psychopaths roam free

InvertedHammer:
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That is the more reason you should interact with other cultures to understand how they communicate. Someone like you would wonder why US will refer to a country as a friend and bomb them the next minute. Bill Gates succinctly indicted Buhari's administration. But if you cannot decipher that from the transcript, then continue with that which soothes your mind.

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God bless you. Comprehension is not taught in schools anymore.