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buhari is a vulture

Cc. Mynd. People need to read this

Cc. Lalasticlalala

There are people who can bring action against their faces and recover full damages. I am one of them. If I could nerve up to institute a court action against my face on defamation , I sure would recover. . My face has been bearing false witness against me. It has been publishing and spreading the lie that I am a chain smoker. That was how I became a Jonah to the bus I boarded from Abuja to Enugu. . At the first checkpoint a burly and serious-faced officer imperiously waved our bus down. Without manifesting the faintest interest in the chaff into which our driver ingeniously tried to lure him, he methodically paced round the bus, inspecting it with dutiful and clinical seriousness. I knew that the hour would ultimately come, and that customarily I would be separated for thorough searching. I preserved a disaffected face to avoid betraying further implicating streaks of nervousness. Calmly getting to the back, the officer stared wide-eyed, in the character of a seeker suddenly overwrought by revealing flashes of eureka. He paused automatically, taking a longer and closer look, as if to flesh up his suspicion. He permitted no further ceremony. I was ordered down. . I obeyed choicelessly, stepping down with knowing and light-making suavity. He was firmly convinced that I had something to hide. His search was unsparing. He searched my pockets. He searched my bag. He sniffed at my hands for a whiff of the thing. He was dissatisfied when he was done and began again. If it was possible, he would have opened my head to check for traces of India hemp. As I made to leave after his unrewarded efforts, he doubtfully leered at me, not as a vindicated man but as an Artful Dodger escaping the law on technical grounds. . The driver took off again in a heedless road rage. After a few strikes of the cloack we halted before another Checkpoint. The officer here was fair-complexioned and eminently carried the mark of his tribe or family. There was no sterness in his manner. Unlike the mean and matter-of-fact officer of the first checkpoint, he was rather permissive and indulgent. That notwithstanding, he was arrested by my ever-implicating face. He left me for the time being and perfunctorily regarded other passengers. Having fulfilled all righteousness with my bus mates , he civily beckoned me down for frisking. . He was not contented after he searched and found nothing. Misgivings still amusingly lurked in his breast. " where you keep am? ", he asked light-heartedly. Not allowing me to tell him where the thing was kept, he added coaxingly: " we fit share am, I no go give you wahala", he concluded with a comraderie wink that trustedly welcomed me into a conspiracy. Warm-heartedly too, I told him that I would have gladly shared it with him if I had any left, the problem being that I smoked the last wrap I had on me before boarding. He smacked my shoulder friendly and shouted: " bad boy, you fit go now". . A woman sat beside me and ate industriously. She was moderately chiselled and could even be called slim when weighed on the ponderous African scale. Her hairstyle was the strange thing. I had looked at it at first with a mingled feeling of contained alarm and mild dread. It was fantastically long and embowering. One thought that it was fashioned to sit on the head of an important masquerade. As I clambered in after that second frisking, half-mortified and grinning, she gave me a sidelong glance and imploringly looked the driver's side as if to ask : " When shall we throw this Jonah overboard? ". I caught her meaning. And amusedly wondered if a whale had been appointed to preserve me in the tranquility of its belly. . I was just wondering this morning why my face is ever visible to the security forces of this country and why this arms-loaded cattleman is as invisible to them as a needle in a haystack. Perhaps, my face is a greater threat to the nation.

so he didnt see xmass .chai..policemen aavee taken more life than the peepss they are protecting uus froomm...endsarss.....wicked souls..thattsss y their chilldren ainntt usefull

Many people will be happy cos they are kidnapper bt men is is callousness. This is an emample of what innocent souls suffer at the hands of sars. Blowing up their testaclea what does it justify. They are jst showing the world hw uncivilized and untrained they Re

stanliwise:
Tell dat to your partner

ur sis abi. Goat

So to carry ordinary python don become brave. Abeg give dat gal black mamba or cobra make we see if she go take am and twiSt am like dat

RealDonaldTrump:
Ignorance is a disease......that’s a venomous snake, feeding it without any protective gloves.

bros. E nodey venomous even itz bite is nt harmful. Bt tell dat idiot that dat thing fit kill am for nite

Hmm. Broda mike ah knw wan hear say python constrict u to death. Becareful. Ukpana okpoko gburu............

kimbraa:
What an irony! And Buhari's government is fighting corruption. Naija I hail thee!.

he didnt say he was fighting corruption,,,,he said he was pighting kwaruption

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all of them thief...polithiefcians..all gov are there to lloot....... I ave lost hope for nigeria

how old is the lady. how old is the lady.

Blakjewelry:
How you go take know say you dey mad if nobody tells you, abi any of your friends or relatives never tell you before? No need to bother because if them tell you, you won't believe

hhmm nnahh soakapit dey smell abi nahhhh ur mouuthh.animmal

Blakjewelry:
Madman spotted, make your family come tie you before you go naked enter street

fool.....i and u who is mad,loook at this gorrila

#endbuharii

#endsars

end #efcc

blocked brain from daura

naijja noo bbe tday

charain:
Get off my mention you illiterate fool.

...u are very stupide.. Anumanu

Blakjewelry:
Which one be Christmas blow

youu are verry stupiide

stanliwise:
Mtchew so this one na news

u are very stupide go write ur own

miqos02:
Seen

you are very stupide .....

Ohammadike:
To all Nigerians take your money from gtb bank before they use it to pay innoson. The way the court are ruling in innoson favour trouble dey.

eziokwu bu nduu

Ifeanyi4491:
This is a game from Apc

oyel dey ur head

charain:
GTB owes you nothing.

u are very stupiid.....cassanova

hmmm. This one don join buhari in i dont knw how to .....she is trying to be relevant.

ezi omume amaka..ezi nwanyi na elite ogayife. Goodd wife deserves beta things

nothing wiill happen to any nairalander,we must jump and pass enter nxt yr in jesuss namme

Tribalism alhaff finished nigeria. The yorubas where busy saying all sort of nonsense because it aint their kinsman and if innoson hapoened to be a yoruba. The igbos would ave tore them apart. There was a country