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nah lie . Edon became too much

abeg jaree dem nodey anything

him papa moda

waste

tank jesus

vulture

vultures all i see

chai

y is it dat people wey no get boob like todey showcase.

stupidity. Abeg make una buy sense give am

i rememba hw them seize my dad goodS come sellam give anoda person nah my dad customer buy am. Wicked soul

Joshuamilarge:
u nor fit check livescore abi.

how is it ya biz *abeg swerve

bad road nd that bus don old

abeg make una tell me when match dey start

bubu must go .my name is val and it means good health .the way them dey celebrate am ah no like am

i weep for naija so nah how 30 take go be dis

cc lalasticlala

I think its high time the federal government review our labour laws to favour her citizens so that recruiters won’t waste applicants time in the name of recruitment. Some few weeks back I applied for a job as an intern in an Outsourcing, auditing and financial firm in Lagos. Few days later after my application, I was sent a message with a link to further complete my application which I did. Few days later another email came in with a link to complete an online assessment test, I also did. Few days later a mail was sent to me that I passed the online assessment test with score of 86%. I was happy that I was going to soon land a job. Na so I begin wait to get a call back, till 2 weeks later I was sent a message to come for an interview. After the interview, that evening I got another email to come for another interview 2 days’ time. 2 days’ time came and I went for the interview, after the interview I was told to go home and wait for their response. 5 days later I was sent a message to complete another online assessment test which I did. The result was sent to me a day later in which I scored 78. I was invited to come for an oral interview which I did. After that they said I should come the next day for written interview. Na so body begin pepper me for all their long processes. But I humble because na me dey find job. After the written interview I didn’t hear from them again not until two weeks later they called that I should come to their office. Na so I go there. I got there and I was told they want to interview me. I began wondering because I wasn’t told I was coming for an interview, the lady who called me only told me that they would like to see me. Na so I stay cool come do the interview, waka go my house. 2 days later I was called to come for documentation that I have gotten the job. Mind you during the process of the interview we never talked anything concerning salary. I went to the office for negotiation of salary and documentation. Na there dem tell me say my salary na N30,000, no other incentives. I was speechless, I couldn’t talk. N30,000 for someone staying in Egbeda then going to Ikeja every day, 9-5pm, sometimes even weekends. In the conditions of the job there was a place it was stated that employee would sometimes work under pressure and anytime (even Saturdays) you are called upon for some job you must be there at the office. All with N30,000. I don’t have problems with the conditions if the salary is much. They didn’t even allow me to negotiate. “This is what we can offer you,” the lady said. Guess what I did when I was told if I would still take the job after telling me the salary and conditions. I thanked her for everything and told her I wasn’t interested. This one is slavery nah. I stood up and left, went back home and slept.

like if buhari dey go back to daura

like if bubu is a bigot share if he aint

buhari is a vulture

Cc. Mynd. People need to read this

Cc. Lalasticlalala

There are people who can bring action against their faces and recover full damages. I am one of them. If I could nerve up to institute a court action against my face on defamation , I sure would recover. . My face has been bearing false witness against me. It has been publishing and spreading the lie that I am a chain smoker. That was how I became a Jonah to the bus I boarded from Abuja to Enugu. . At the first checkpoint a burly and serious-faced officer imperiously waved our bus down. Without manifesting the faintest interest in the chaff into which our driver ingeniously tried to lure him, he methodically paced round the bus, inspecting it with dutiful and clinical seriousness. I knew that the hour would ultimately come, and that customarily I would be separated for thorough searching. I preserved a disaffected face to avoid betraying further implicating streaks of nervousness. Calmly getting to the back, the officer stared wide-eyed, in the character of a seeker suddenly overwrought by revealing flashes of eureka. He paused automatically, taking a longer and closer look, as if to flesh up his suspicion. He permitted no further ceremony. I was ordered down. . I obeyed choicelessly, stepping down with knowing and light-making suavity. He was firmly convinced that I had something to hide. His search was unsparing. He searched my pockets. He searched my bag. He sniffed at my hands for a whiff of the thing. He was dissatisfied when he was done and began again. If it was possible, he would have opened my head to check for traces of India hemp. As I made to leave after his unrewarded efforts, he doubtfully leered at me, not as a vindicated man but as an Artful Dodger escaping the law on technical grounds. . The driver took off again in a heedless road rage. After a few strikes of the cloack we halted before another Checkpoint. The officer here was fair-complexioned and eminently carried the mark of his tribe or family. There was no sterness in his manner. Unlike the mean and matter-of-fact officer of the first checkpoint, he was rather permissive and indulgent. That notwithstanding, he was arrested by my ever-implicating face. He left me for the time being and perfunctorily regarded other passengers. Having fulfilled all righteousness with my bus mates , he civily beckoned me down for frisking. . He was not contented after he searched and found nothing. Misgivings still amusingly lurked in his breast. " where you keep am? ", he asked light-heartedly. Not allowing me to tell him where the thing was kept, he added coaxingly: " we fit share am, I no go give you wahala", he concluded with a comraderie wink that trustedly welcomed me into a conspiracy. Warm-heartedly too, I told him that I would have gladly shared it with him if I had any left, the problem being that I smoked the last wrap I had on me before boarding. He smacked my shoulder friendly and shouted: " bad boy, you fit go now". . A woman sat beside me and ate industriously. She was moderately chiselled and could even be called slim when weighed on the ponderous African scale. Her hairstyle was the strange thing. I had looked at it at first with a mingled feeling of contained alarm and mild dread. It was fantastically long and embowering. One thought that it was fashioned to sit on the head of an important masquerade. As I clambered in after that second frisking, half-mortified and grinning, she gave me a sidelong glance and imploringly looked the driver's side as if to ask : " When shall we throw this Jonah overboard? ". I caught her meaning. And amusedly wondered if a whale had been appointed to preserve me in the tranquility of its belly. . I was just wondering this morning why my face is ever visible to the security forces of this country and why this arms-loaded cattleman is as invisible to them as a needle in a haystack. Perhaps, my face is a greater threat to the nation.

so he didnt see xmass .chai..policemen aavee taken more life than the peepss they are protecting uus froomm...endsarss.....wicked souls..thattsss y their chilldren ainntt usefull

Many people will be happy cos they are kidnapper bt men is is callousness. This is an emample of what innocent souls suffer at the hands of sars. Blowing up their testaclea what does it justify. They are jst showing the world hw uncivilized and untrained they Re

stanliwise:
Tell dat to your partner

ur sis abi. Goat

So to carry ordinary python don become brave. Abeg give dat gal black mamba or cobra make we see if she go take am and twiSt am like dat

RealDonaldTrump:
Ignorance is a disease......that’s a venomous snake, feeding it without any protective gloves.

bros. E nodey venomous even itz bite is nt harmful. Bt tell dat idiot that dat thing fit kill am for nite

Hmm. Broda mike ah knw wan hear say python constrict u to death. Becareful. Ukpana okpoko gburu............

kimbraa:
What an irony! And Buhari's government is fighting corruption. Naija I hail thee!.

he didnt say he was fighting corruption,,,,he said he was pighting kwaruption

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