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AmorSincero:
just came for reason.....

Assault Team hold your positions...do not engage until i give the orders
(Reads names of appointees)


Assault Teams A and B, hold your fire, target not confirmed.....Mission aborted!

i repeat, Mission aborted.

this got me rolling on the floor

Google63:
The difference between a moderate muslim and an extremist muslim is
that the extremist muslim wants to saw your head off and the
moderate muslim wants the extremist muslim to saw your head off

lol

NwaNimo1:
https://www.ascertainthetruth.com/att/images/ISIS%20Israel.jpg

https://i1.wp.com/369news.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/isis-is-israel-isis-is-securing-land-for-greater-israel.jpg

Apologies... but seriously, you don't have sense.

Israel doesn't give a flying fvck about political correctness.

there policy is simple: they are reasonable to reasonable people and unreasonable to unreasonable people.

they don't play politics with the lives of their people

so you're saying that the Arabs agreed to be funded by their greatest enemies... the one people they all love to hate??


go and take several seats....

Lajet:
Okorocha is a big disgrace. I'm from Imo State I still can't believe that my people voted for Apc. I'm very ashamed of my people honestly

bro, I am more ashamed than you are...

LORDOFAFONJAS:
just wait and see son, you think its INEC that is in charge of their election?

leave am make im dey sleep ontop okada...

ikp120:
Seriously?
Hahahahahahahahaha!
On your marks...get set... GOOOO!

Pick race now oh... Or maybe just try and dialogue with her.
Good luck!

you can only dialogue with creatures of logic... MEN!

dialogue never works with women. that's why all this advice of "talk to her" never works.

one can talk to them from now till Armageddon and it would still be to no effect.

they are unlike men... not driven by Logic but by their Emotions.

stevecantrell:
A woman who would leave her marriage barely 2 months later shouldnt be pandered to. Let the man wait 4 more months and then serve her divorce papers. Belive me he is better off...

you spoke my mind bro...

the worst mistake that man is gonna make in his life would be to accept her back.

ikechu1:
So because Attah disprove of Biafra thus he is now the voice of all. In that same thread, I posted an image of an ibibio supporting Biafra but I guess what he wants does not matter. My bestfriend that also support it should not matter.
This women also should not matter
https://www.nairaland.com/2678852/akwa-ibom-women-protest-against
the only person that should matter is Attah.

I swear, I'm not even going to say anything to you. But based on your mind set, I guess Igbo also do not support biafra. Obi and Obiano allowed the army and police to kill both Massob and IPOB. Ohaneze spoke against biafra. Chimaroke of Enugu state spoke against Biafra. Rochas of Imo state spoke against Biafra. Hell obi of onitsha spoke against Biafra. I guess because few SE leaders also spoke against biafra, the voice of the citizens that spoke should be ignored.

If today, you don't know that all regions leaders supports the status quo due to it favoring them thus would NEVER support anything that changes that status quo....then I pity you.

Judging from your post, you obviously do not know the ideology of IPOB rather instead stay on NL listening to both yoloba and hausa-Fulani that actually hates you and your community says about their ideology. The least you could have done is called them like I did or even better ask someond that is with them to explain everything to you. IPOB actually believes in Referendum hence they've been asking for it. They believe those that wants to join Biafra, can join and those that are against, including any igbo, can stay in Nigeria. They actually do not believe in forcing others to go with them, unlike nigeria. In fact those people wish to do everything opposite of What Nigeria does as they believe it is a zoo like, animalistic, mentality. The only thing they state that supports the BS yoloba and hausa-Fulani have been screeching all over NL and the media about is that they says that zero part of Igboland, emphasis on that word IGBOLAND ( not anyother grpup) is staying in Nigeria. If any igbo from Igbo land chooses one Nigeria and if biafra win the Referendum then the person if still choose Nigeria should pack up and move to any part of Nigeria that isn't Biafra. ( the LEAST you could have done is actually call or email them before lambasting a group that you clearly don't know their ideology)

Finally, I will say it again...the likes of you are the reason igbo are still in this BS Zik put us under. Keep deluding yourself that "IF" Nigeria is restructured, the country will better. First of all, Nigeria getting restructed is NEVER going to happen as long as North is in power..quote me on that anyday.

standing ovation for you bro....


this is brilliant!!

mimzy:
He is possessive, doesn't necessarily mean he does not love you.



The fact that he is a jealous and possessive lover does not mean he is not capable of treating you right in public or in private.


Please explain what you mean by the emboldened, is it that you have painted him to be who he is not to the members of your family or what?


All these are signs of insecurity, while i am not in support of his attitudes, have you also taken your time to have a tête-à-tête with him, have you tried to understand your man's love language? Men can be really funny at times and you will be surprised at your findings when you have a heart-to-heart convo with him.



You are the one in the relationship, you know where the shoe pinches, you are the one that will say "I do forever" to the guy in question, so put aside what your family members will think or say. But, trust me my dear, the grass is not always greener on the other side, your relationship with him still has a very good chance of survival.


After all said and done, we can only but proffer advise, the final decision lies in your hands, BE WISE MY SISTER!!!

BRILLIANT!!


why is it that most women do not possess this kinda brain??

this is how a man would analyze this situation. but most women would rather jump in with emotion leaving logic behind.

lofty900:
how can you call a man who's been married for seven years and have three kids a novice in bed? Most women loose interest in $ex after several years of marriage, if she's not going to change, find yourself a young girl. That's what I'll do.

as in ehn...


see how they've conveniently switched the blame to the man...

she isn't putting on a glowy face... it's the man's fault!

she sulks....it's the man's fault!

she neglects her home duties....it's the man's fault!

she disrespects her husband.... it's the man's fault!

and then when she cheats, guess who's at the fault? the man of course!


I keep saying it, any Man who expects a woman to logically take responsibility for her actions and inactions should wait till after Armageddon...

women are emotional creatures and as such, are prone to behaving like kids. that's why you've gotta firmly force that shiit down their throats. cos left for them alone, they'd never take responsibility for anything.

Bashirfuntua:
dont take this igbo yoot serious

so, when one says the truth he/she shouldn't be taken seriously...??

we are already there na ....

which one be "heading" again?

minasota:
Apc in South East again? Rochas is just a mistake .we're watching

A mistake we shall correct come 2019...

I think I need whatever it is that this guy is smoking..

that shiit is top quality...!

Klare:
If she is pulling a fast one on the police man, haba oga a 15yrs old girl whats really did shw know.

Okay how abt the 10000 for her bail? Is that a fast one too, thought i saw nd read in the constitution thats bail is free except on special
cases.

And is like na female you be too ooh what if you were raped by a police man at dats same age would someone had said same to u nd u feel good.

Lets mind the word that comes from our mouth sir

you're quoting the wrong person...

Big4wig:
How time flies...Do not educate your child to be rich. Educate him to be happy. So when he grows up, he will know the value of things, not the price.

what will happen if you educate your child to be both?

will the heavens fall??

or are you saying wealth and happiness are mutually exclusive??

pheyhi:
Everybody is wicked, girls are wicked, guys are wicked
The only that matters is for you not to fall in the trap

Buh come to think of it, how do they know that the lady poured oil on him if they never found her?, how do they know if she did it?
2. If the oil was hot, how come he didn't wake up and shouted for help before his girlfriend ran away
If there's no evidence she was the one, no eye witness,
In how to get away with murder : my client only hid because she was scared that the family of the boy would most likely beat her up before taking her to the authorities, so she decided to hide...
Maybe it was self defence? They had a fight he provoked her?? All I can see is a one sided story, people can lie sha

there is a good reason why we say most of you have fish brain... I mean, just look at the kinda "lame duck " logic you put up here??

come to the courtroom and spew this shiit, you'd see how quickly you end up behind bars.

I always tell hommies....of all the type of girls you can roll with, never be caught dead with a looney or a wacko head.


the moment I notice that the girl I'm trying to get with is a total nutjob, i disembark immediately without so much as even touching her.


you can reason with all kinds of humans....but how do you reason with a mad person??

discoprophet:
HAVE YOU EATEN

I used to do this kinda thing. Funny thing is, when she replies, i beat my chest and hail myself as the bad caring guy. At a point, she no longer found it caring. I had to up my game before handshake reaches the shoulder and it became what are you doing now ..

Oh lawd.. I need sense!

Even if it's a token..

Most Nigerian girls are very poor conversationalists; they can't even maintain a decent conversation to save their lives... this kinda question often arises after the guy must have exhausted all he had to say with the girl contributing nothing.

Fedayeen02:
did you find out nobody takes you serious like omeenka and ngene.


We know your zombie can still be cured

i have my reservations about this one's zombiesm having a cure yet... we are still working on isolating the particular strain that infected him.

why should they criticize him... when you guys (afonjas) were busy hyping the old man we warned you, but your hatred and greed prevented you from seeing the truth.

now that your wrong choice has started haunting you, you want them to criticize on your behalf...

BIG LIE!


we in the east don buckle up.... we warned you of the winter that would come if dullardeen is elected...


We knew it was gonna happen like this....let the gullible afonjas do all the criticism... afterall, na una cause am.

which Nigerians??


those are zombies... we know where they hail from.

YourNemesis:
lol....don't worry, the ND Avengers will soon come home to roost in Anambra, Imo and Abia.
It will be our turn to laugh by then, and it will be ten times funnier.

this your prayer won't come to fruition...

focus on the Yoruba militants causing mayhem in ikorodu and leave Igbos alone..

that is not a cobra... looks more like a python... yet to grow to full adult.

attackgat:
It is unfortunate that I wasted my MB reading the nonsense above from another "I must remain a Nigerian forever" slave mentalist. What is wrong with Igbos enumerating their achievements as long as it is factual? What is wrong in people boasting of their achievements particularly if it is something achieved through hardwork? Like the bumbling Nigerian he is, the writer is asking why Igbos want to be martyrs by confronting the Nigerian security personel. Is this guy for real? Is it the job of the Nigerian security personel to shoot those who confront them? Especially when they are unarmed? The Nigerian security agencies are commiting extrer-judicial murder and they are blaming those being killed. What an ignoramus. He is saying that Igbos are blaming Buhari for everything? The life of the common man has got much worse under Buhari mainly because of his visionless economic policy, who are we to blame? Kermit the frog? At least those that are agitating for Biafra are aspiring for their sovereignty, the writter is still aspiring for something much less such as the presidency of Nigeria that has never helped anybody, even those who have held it before. The writer is just a small minded individual.

the dude is an incurable APC apologist cum zombie....why waste time and valuable MB responding to him?

SHAIBULIAR:
With likes of Dino Melaye at the helm of affairs of this country,Nigeria is doomed

is it not doomed already with buhari at the helm??

why is the husband talking like that??

if everyone got away with murder, where is the place of justice??
isn't God a God of justice??
I just taya!!

mrkayusfit:
Only Allah knows what really transpired between the woman and her assailants that day. She might be preaching inciteful messages that were too hard to bare. Even tho i condemn the action of the killers, by preaching around a mosque makes her actions daring. It's like an imam coming to preach in a church territory. I suggest the government ban street evangelism so cases like this can be averted in future. It is wrong to go around with megaphone and start preaching as early as 5am when people are resting. Those who blame Islam for her death are just displaying ignorance. We cannot use the action of few to judge the entire muslims. Islam remains a peaceful and tolerant religion.

you need to shut up...

LastMumu:
Nigerian police though... . See how their foreign counterparts treat corpse of victims and see how they handle crime scenes. Corpses are well handled and are carefully placed in body-bags..

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/05/04/2F03630600000578-0-image-a-50_1449289953664.jpg


See how Nigerian police treats theirs.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3963512_ndk2_jpg7ec53f5eb953e94c103d7750a54896fd

its as if we are cursed in this country..

we seem incapable of getting the simplest things right.

He even bought Camry for her...
what exactly is he supposed to be owing her??
is it a must to marry someone you dated?
Free d guy jare... him don over-try