₦airaland Forum

imurboss:
@i rebuke them right now........never say never!it could just stick when you least expect it

I rebuke you too

babythug:
What will you now say/do when it's a freshly circumcised boy's peepee?

I'd Say no to Male Genital Mutilation

Just kidding, guess I'd cross the hurdle when I get there

ahnie:
Hahahahaha laughing inside my kitchen.This woolman wee nut keel me.

Giddybae how z your ministry goyin?pls how long does it takes the cord to fall off from the navel?my baby z 5days today!

Cc zaynie,babythug,realdentist,soonest,jazzyjazz and the rest sabi mamas.

*rolls eyes* Summarizer.
Ours fell out at 11 days, I clean with spirit whenever we bath her or change her diaper. The place is closing up fast, can't wait cuz I hate looking at it

Naomi14:
Mama d mama You like story o! I didn't pass out but was weak. And yes the gynaecologist came and had to stitch it and I got a blood transfusion after the stitching. Happy now?

YOU too you like summary, but thank you for the jara

hunniesuzie:
Looool, na so e dey be. What formula do you use? Abi you went to buy Aptamil? I stuck with the Nan they told me to buy in the hospital, as flow increased we reduced from 1 tin a week to 1 tin for 2 weeks. Now that I've resumed I express at work so they alternate for him.

I'm horrified, they look so cute but mehhhhhn.... Maid palava, is one thing, the pregnancy journey, birth and raising the children is another. I told hubs I would like to have twin girls if only I can sleep and wake up and they are already 5 years old. If you know how scared I am of getting pregnant before I'm ready ehn

It's still NAN I'm using o, that's to show you how Ijebu I am, I'm buying two a week tho I'm planning to start expressing more so that we can use less formula. Aptamil ko

Having experienced one baby I now know for sure that if never want twins. If they are anywhere in my genes, I rebuke them right now one at a time please. I'd like to be godmother to them tho

hunniesuzie:
Wow, is that how quickly the effects of jadelle leave the body? Congrats Mama
As for lactating I started day 3. I took so much tea and pap till my brain started swimming in my head. Also took mother's milk tea but I don't know where you can buy that one. Also put the baby to breast so she can suck it out

I think mine is flowing normal now but I'm so scared to announce it at home cuz I've been spoilt by formula, don't think I can do exclusive breastfeeding again Jare, formula is expensive tho, the ijebu woman in me can't deal. I saw this pic on insta, how many nannies do you think their mum has? 3 sets of boy twins and a girl, the picture screams birth control

Naomi14:
Hahahaha that's funny

You too you are among o I wanted to know what happened after the cervical tear, how do they stitch that, did you pass out, did you get a blood transfusion...

zaynie:
Is this a BirthStory or BirthSummary?
Me wey help you announce the birth sef write pass like this....

Seriously o, we've been getting a lot of birth summaries, just when you think the story is about to start you hear 'to God be the glory' , like Nigerian movie. Anyway half bread is better than none.

poshestmina:
No show yet .i'm waiting 4 my 2nd and 3rd edds .7th and 9th .we are still 39 weeks ,2 days .thanks for checking .i truly appreciate.

Ok you still have time then, good luck

Forzarush where are you

Poshestmina how far.

He's obviously just broke

berra:
BA!!!
I welcomed my Prince at 4:37pm on Tuesday,weighing 3.2kg. Mummy, baby and Daddy doing fine. So grateful to God.
Sabi mama's what can I do to boost lactation please #teammay

Naomi14:
BA
I welcomed my charming princess this morning by 2:30am after 3hours of Labour weighing 3.3kg via VD. I am so tired eh!
Despite the devil wanted to show his ugly head but God saw me through! I give all the glory to God Baby alive, mother alive, father rejoicing.

Birth Story later. #TeamMay2017#

cc: all mamas

opejulie10:
BIRTH Alert!!!

hip! hip!! hip!!! hurray!!

I welcomed my princess yesterday weighing 3.3kg
B. S later
mummy is still weak.... team may representing

cc:cappo Naomi14

Wow congrats you guys, team June get ready cuz team May is almost out of the way

Evestar200:
busy body how? He was the one that called us and told us what he is passing through because he is a stranger here, so if your neighbours share their problem with you, u nor fit help them if u get opportunity to help am?

He's a stranger but his d!ck was busy doing brave things. Better pay up

nneejima:
Mum Giddybaby, if na me i go keep calm, i wont even react to it to avoid him suspecting me. Arrange everything no matter d time it ll take then unleash my missle off i go.

Lol so what are you going to tell everyone, you'd sound crazy talking about 'I just sold the house cuz he cheated on me sometime last year'

Afollyshade:
BA
Rejoice with me as I welcome my Princess, Rejoice Oluwadamilola Moyinoluwa On the 1st of May 2017 through cs baby weight 4kg.

Cc: Giddyperson
May cappo nd other mamas

Congrats darling, God bless your lo

nneejima:
Mum zion, u just said my mind. Just collect the original document of all the property look for buyers, sell everything off & walk away with the child & money. Now she ll sit back there & suffer.

Well he won't just sit there and watch you sell everything, plus sometimes it takes several months to find a buyer.

Bubblezz:
Congratulations giddyperson, welcome to motherhood!

Thanks dear, long time

Liftedhands:
Congrats Ahnie! Welcome to this world baby Runo God blessings be upon you.
Mbok Nne Zino wetin you wan use empty butter can and loaf of bread do?
Lolz

I was about to ask too, maybe to pack the poo. Congrats Ahnie, such a smooth delivery, the drip stand didn't even feature

Benignasweety:
Hmmm though I know am not emotionally strong but I wldnt burn down those cars if it were to be me. I sha will drive the cars to where I can comfortably sell it off without his knowledge and begin a new life for myself and my baby... Dix emotional stress is often high when you are broke, I don waka on little of dat shoes but if I had money, Maa abasi, I will jex treat myself to happiness. If the lady is close to u, I dont even know wat to advice sef cuz e dey vex me like say na me e happen to, left for me, am DONE! with d marriage sha! I cant stand my hubby having an affair let go knowing he has a lovechild(dat one dey kill spirit) and knowing he even prefers d lovechild moredan his legitimate child(haaa kuku keee me). It will take awhile but she will heal sooner dan expected...

Lol Tonto Dike style, me too I can't get over the fact that the woman burnt two cars but with that kinda anger you won't even be thinking straight, atleast she didn't burn down their house with the man still in it.

sisisioge:
I think men need to shave off some part of the joystick ni...I will suggest the top part. That part that looks like a Lollypop with one dot.

Whew! I'm bored!

Can't stop laughing, what?

MoyosBlog123:
The hustle is real.
When hunger strikes, u find food
Comma eat o

What's your address

ToyosiR:
Madam, I dey oooo. We dey enjoy jaare.

I just they pain me say, i no fit write software wey go push may, june, july comot for August front ni jaare.


Wishing all May Mama's safe, sound and sharp, sharp delivery.

I think, i will try my best to program my next pregnancy to this Lovely month because,

May is my month, Its also My hubby's month and also our wedding anniversary.



In another news. Na food I dey enjoy. Eferey body come join me

This one you are softwaring and programming in one post, are you an IT person? Btw what are you eating? Looks like Eba and moimoi

@Chanbaby, try this
Do I get banned for these kinda pictures?

zaynie:
Ahnie's don offload o!
Runo is here mehn! VD, 4kg.
Mother is fine, baby is good too!
She delivered 20 minutes after her last post.




Another May 1st baby!
I twale for May o!

Wow, congrats Ahnie that was fast, baby was bent on being a May baby. We are awaiting BS o

ahnie:
Pls say a prayer for me...am inside the favour room!

Yayy finally, My prayers are with you, awaiting BA soon

nicoleswizzi:
OK kpele.. Just get d visits plus...apply it where..u are itching... Morning and night.

Ok I've already texted hubby to get it, I'm that desperate . Thanks

pamelar:
BA I welcomed my princess @38wks 5am today may1st via VD weighing 3kg

Wow team May number 3, congrats to you all, God bless your LOs

nicoleswizzi:
Good day mamas...trust everyone is OK...
So I wanted to ask o...is it possible for babies to recognize dre mother from 2/3weeka after birth...bcs my baby... Weneva she's crying...and I collect her from whoever is crying her...she stops crying...immediately...
Again my mum said she CNT see and hear well for now that with time ... She will be able to do that perfectly... But google made me understand that babies see and hear from d womb....

RANTING TIME
My baby dosnt allow me sleep well...both night and day...I put her on my body..or carry her on my arms... pacing around just for her to sleep...once I lay her on d bed...d nxt 1 to 5mins shes awake screaming... Even noticed she wants to start been clingy to me...,
Then that bloody colic makes her wriggle in pain with no help...menh its not easy at all...having headache from lack of sleep...

I just went to angrily dump mine for MIL, babe has me wrapped around her little finger, I can't not carry her when she's crying, MIL is always trying to get me to put her down, it fits two of them better. My head is aching and I haven't even reached the colic stage, I pray I don't.

belladsweet:
Gooday all I'm a new Bride Now this is my dilemma my hubby said no Baby yet until we are fully stable financially that will be in a year or so while me I can't wait to conceive @least 2Months after marriage cos I will be 30 this year please what do I do? I plan to tell some lies regarding my period days so I could conceive.

Just can't wait to see my baby...

Lol why do women do this, nothing good ever comes out of this. Don't come here lamenting when he refuses to give you money for baby things. If you are trying to trick him into having a child he can't afford, you better have a job that can afford it. Sorry if I sound rude my hp aches, that's another point, labour and recovery is hard, you can afford to wait one year Welcome aboard

nicoleswizzi:
itching ke...where and where? Get visita plus

Everywhere inside my honeypot. Ok