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Politics / Re: Nominate Your Preferred Candidate For 2015 Presidential Election . by gidiMonsta(m): 4:52pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
President - Musiwa Vice - Dede |
Romance / Re: Mature Minds, In Here Please!!! by gidiMonsta(m): 10:16pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
Just buy him that bed already and save us this lovey-dovey thingy jare |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Plans To Attack Me - Christian Governor, Gabriel Suswam,cries Out by gidiMonsta(m): 8:12am On Dec 18, 2012 |
This guy is a joke. Perform and stop feeding your people bullsh.t, your state is one of the worst in the whole country. Mschwwww |
Politics / Re: Kilimanjaro Capital Ltd. Signs With Biafra Independence Movement by gidiMonsta(m): 8:07am On Dec 18, 2012 |
LMAO...these mofos have started selling their country before its even born. Oma se o 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Alaafin Tackles Ooni On Yoruba History by gidiMonsta(m): 10:01am On Dec 17, 2012 |
truth4meal: Alaafin is seriously a king over a flawed history - the Oyo of oranyan is now in Kogi not Oyo state #fact If you're talking about Oyo-Mesi, its in present day Niger state not Kogi. |
Computers / Re: The Worst Virus/Malware Infection You've Had On Your PC? by gidiMonsta(m): 11:29am On Dec 11, 2012 |
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Computers / Re: The Worst Virus/Malware Infection You've Had On Your PC? by gidiMonsta(m): 11:11am On Dec 11, 2012 |
semid4lyfe: All these viruses/malware wey una dey mention have nothing on Renouce/readme.eml and Virus.Chir I tell ya For me it used to be Ralia Odinga after my experience with it in 2005, until I met the network monsters last month; Nimda.Win32.*@mm (a.k.a. Runouce.exe/readme.eml) and Trojan.Chinky.vb.U. They wrecked havoc across my network, rendered important server applications useless. Traditional antivirus scanning techniques cannot get rid of them completely, you need to go into the bowels of windows to smoke them out. Then there's 'Cheesy'; a worm I wrote in school |
Travel / Re: Okija Jujus Roadtrip Pic. Featuring Imo, Akwa Ibom, Cross Rivers & Anambra State by gidiMonsta(m): 2:52pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
Why is there red dust all over the place? Why is everywhere so rough? Calabar & Uyo looks very nice, the rest is as shitty as they come. Utter BS |
Crime / Re: Commercial Bus Robbers Who Sedate & Rob Victims In Lagos by gidiMonsta(m): 4:52pm On Dec 09, 2012 |
This is why I've always supported by the ban of hawking despite the economic implications. Its very difficult if not impossible to regulate hence it has become a criminal haven. |
Politics / Re: Dumb Tribal Bigots Making A Fool Of Themselves by gidiMonsta(m): 7:46am On Dec 08, 2012 |
This thread was started by someone from Anambra, its pretty obvious. Chino's comments and the 4 likes on the post pretty much buttresses this point. This is not the first time I've heard someone from Anambra claiming superiority over others. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Nominations For 'islam For Muslims' Section Poster Of The Year 2012 by gidiMonsta(m): 5:36pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Tbaba!!! I too gbadun the guy, I swear. |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland - Grand Finale!!! ENDED!!! by gidiMonsta(m): 5:22pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
Sweetlemon or Achukwunet? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Bayern Munich Vs BATE Borisov (4 -1) On 5th December 2012 by gidiMonsta(m): 3:04pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
I can't wait to see 'FC Hollywood' again tonight. Love the way the Bavarians are playing at d moment. |
Politics / Re: 3rd Annual Politics Section Hall Of Fame/Shame by gidiMonsta(m): 12:47pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Hall of fame: #OccupyNigeria, Uncle Fash, Owelle Rochas, Comrade Adams. Hall of shame: PointB (for his disqualification of Okija juju.) , Abubakar Shekau, Chinua Achebe |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Captures Intruding US Drone Over Persian Gulf Waters by gidiMonsta(m): 5:23pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
okosodo: Arabs too like propaganda Iranians are not and will never be Arabs. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Captures Intruding US Drone Over Persian Gulf Waters by gidiMonsta(m): 5:20pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
Lmao, so some peeps still believe the US bullshi.t that no drone is missing? Have u forgotten how they denied the loss of the sentinel stealth drone last year only to later admit that it 'crashed'? 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: Labour Minister Unveiled As The Beneficiary Of N2.7b Oil Subsidy Fraud by gidiMonsta(m): 5:55am On Dec 04, 2012 |
No wonder this buffoon was insulting Nigerians during the #occupyNigeria strike. He's a rogue. 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Politics Section Poster Of The Year 2012 - Katz, Gbawe & Naptu are finalists by gidiMonsta(m): 7:37pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Katz!!! |
Politics / Re: Jonathan; Citizenship Must Replace State Of Origin by gidiMonsta(m): 11:51am On Dec 01, 2012 |
Ikwere fist son: my heart bleeds 2 se dat we stl hav iliterates of your ordr in nija delta.listen mumu,wen ibos tok biafra dy speak 4dmsfs nd nt us.nd besids ibos dnt need we nija deltans.we hav oil dy hav,we hav gas dy hav we re nt as educatd as dy are.an ibo iliterate biznsman kan educate all d fishermen in ur vilage.mumu u dnt knw dat u kant acheve anytn political in nija witot d suport of d hboslet dm hav dia biafra nd we wil hav our own con3 cm out of ur shell of stupidity nd ignorance.mugu Lemme give u an advice, if u wanna claim Niger Deltan try to be subtle in your overly praise of the ibos and outright condemnation of your perceived people. It so obvious that you're ibo and your desperation to convince otherwise is really irritating. 9 Likes |
Politics / Re: Expose Tinubu And Fashola November 30, 2012 At 3:32 Am by gidiMonsta(m): 8:08pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
The facts @op forgot to put in his post; 1. Tinubu owns half of the bathrooms in my house, I was forced to sell 2 of them to him when the Lagos physical planning board didn't allow me tile my kitchen wall. 2. Tinubu owns the rights to aaaaaaaalllllllll the fishes in the Lagos lagoon, it was sold to him for a paltry sum of N200 by Fashola and his cronies in government. 3 Tinubu now owns igbobi college in Fadeyi. It is believed that he has always loved the school's uniform. An authentic source who refuses to be named confirmed this. 4. Reports suggests Tinubu is set to start toll collection at the gate to my estate after his company (yes forget all the evidence that says otherwise, Tinubu owns HITECH because I said so) erected electric poles for NIPP transformers in the area. Nigerians, we must resist Tinubu and Fashola's wanton exploitation of Lagosians, I can't even take a dump now without losing money to Tinubu. Let us ignore Boko Haram's family head in Aso rock since he doesn't give a damn, let us concentrate all our energy on Tinubu and Ayatollah bin Buhari since they're not in government. |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Strange Picture That Will Give You An Illusion! by gidiMonsta(m): 6:58pm On Nov 30, 2012 |
I saw Gabriel Batistuta. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Who Says Age Is Not A Problem In A Relationship? by gidiMonsta(m): 5:40pm On Nov 29, 2012 |
richarts: I think Mynd44 said the most sensibles things on this topics. He gave the right answered. WTH 1 Like |
Travel / Re: The Growing Beauty Of Lagos (pics) by gidiMonsta(m): 6:26pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
AzanianQ: Mama-put is a naija word for cheap local restaurants. I don't think you'll like to eat there though, you can get well prepared naija dishes at many top restaurants too. Badagry is not on the Island, its a whole different town on its own. Lots of historic sites there, mostly about the slave trade era. Getting there might be hectic now due to the ongoing road/metro rail construction in that axis, but you should be able to get a boat ride to whispering palms directly from VI. Rhythm unplugged is usually one of the highlights of december in lagos, it features the best of lagos comedians and musicians. There's also the usual parties at oniru and Elegushi beaches, featuring mostly upcoming artistes. I'm not sure if the Henessy artistry concert has held yet (2010 edition was a blast for me. ). As for the "full lagos experience"; you'll have a full plate of hot gidi(Lagos) boys to choose from. |
Travel / Re: The Growing Beauty Of Lagos (pics) by gidiMonsta(m): 2:04pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
AzanianQ: Hello Lagos people Fun? you could go kart racing at the GET ARENA, you could go surfing at Takwa Bay/Lighthouse beach(if you get mind) and there's also a bowling alley on the Island. We have the Lekki Conservation center (this place makes me feel like I'm in the Jurassic Park every time I visit) or you could visit whispering palms in Badagry. Food? if you want classy, orderly, 'international standard' etc then you can visit any of the big restaurants but if you want real Naija food try the likes of white house (Yaba) or any other tu.sh mama-put. Best places to Party? My dear, you haven't partied until you party in Lagos!!! Ask Lloyd, Akon, Plies, Wyclef and co. Down here we party till its daybreak, I don't need to say much, you'll see for yourself when you get here. There are also a lot of concerts around that period so NO DULLING for you at all. All in all, I'm sure you're gonna have a swell time in Lagos if you plan your itinerary well and avoid some places at night (if you don't wanna wake up in jail the next day). 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Molue Buses Rebranding For A Comeback by gidiMonsta(m): 1:17pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
sammhi: Are the BRT buses not glorified Molue?. They are not better. The BRT buses are most times dirty, worn out and break down and overloaded especially the blue ones. The blue buses are the NURTW operated ones (LAGBUS) while the red buses are govt owned (LAMATA). Sadly both are going the way of the molues especially the blue ones. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: After 1 Year, She Said Yes But....... by gidiMonsta(m): 11:02am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Shag the two now while you still can . You're probably gonna lose them both anyways 1 Like |
Politics / Re: My Nigeria Experience by gidiMonsta(m): 10:37am On Nov 28, 2012 |
@OP I agree with most of your points in the article. However I have a few reservations with these;
I have never been harassed by KAI, the only time I had an interaction with them was when I crossed the express at Ojota (against the law). Its true that many LASTMA officials are overzealous in their attitude but then Lagosians are the worse road users I've ever seen anywhere in the world. They flaunt traffic rules and insult LASTMA officials for daring to stop them. As for the new traffic rules you may call it draconian but I believe it takes a mad rule to cage a mad man; how else can you describe anyone who deliberately faces traffic? I lost a very close family friend to this one-way menace and was really glad when the state finally decided to do something about it. If you think the laws are too much then move to Singapore where you pay a fine of nothing less than $1000 or 3 months jail for littering with something as little as a gum.
There are private beaches all over the world, I have paid for beaches in Senegal, Gambia and Goa(India). When you rent beach hotels in Ibiza and Barcelona for instance, you pay extra because of the beach. There are still tens of free beaches in Lagos, most people prefer the private beaches because of the menace of white garment churches on the free ones. All over the world serene water views are prime properties for big Hotels; Seychelles, Lamu, Zanzibar, Dubai are perfect examples of this. The influx of these hotels into the country is a big boost for the hospitality industry, it means more jobs and opportunities for our local artisans if they can take advantage of it. I grew up in Lagos and have never lived for more than 6 months outside my city, nobody is more critical of my city than me, I know what it was and what it is right now and what it's likely to be in the next few years. I for one do not need government freebies, all I ask for is an enabling environment to strive. 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Nairalander With The Potentials Of Becoming A Star. by gidiMonsta(m): 9:04am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Wale (Born2fvck) - p.orn star Laila Ikeji Suraj (Jarus) Virgo (Umari) |
Politics / Re: Sanusi To FG: Sack 50% Of Civil Servants by gidiMonsta(m): 8:42am On Nov 28, 2012 |
SLS is right. The only problem is he wasn't diplomatic about it like most Nigerian politicians. |
Politics / Re: Many Injured As Thugs Clash In Lagos by gidiMonsta(m): 8:14am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Ejiné: Ode oshi
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