₦airaland Forum

President - Musiwa
Vice - Dede

Just buy him that bed already and save us this lovey-dovey thingy jare

This guy is a joke. Perform and stop feeding your people bullsh.t, your state is one of the worst in the whole country. Mschwwww

LMAO...these mofos have started selling their country before its even born. Oma se o

truth4meal: Alaafin is seriously a king over a flawed history - the Oyo of oranyan is now in Kogi not Oyo state #fact

If you're talking about Oyo-Mesi, its in present day Niger state not Kogi.

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semid4lyfe: All these viruses/malware wey una dey mention have nothing on Renouce/readme.eml and Virus.Chir I tell ya

Renouce/readme.eml stops your PC from detecting the SIM in your modem when it's plugged in as the SIM indicator will show red meaning indicating there's no SIM Card in the modem.

For me it used to be Ralia Odinga after my experience with it in 2005, until I met the network monsters last month; Nimda.Win32.*@mm (a.k.a. Runouce.exe/readme.eml) and Trojan.Chinky.vb.U. They wrecked havoc across my network, rendered important server applications useless. Traditional antivirus scanning techniques cannot get rid of them completely, you need to go into the bowels of windows to smoke them out.

Then there's 'Cheesy'; a worm I wrote in school

Why is there red dust all over the place? Why is everywhere so rough?

Calabar & Uyo looks very nice, the rest is as shitty as they come. Utter BS

This is why I've always supported by the ban of hawking despite the economic implications. Its very difficult if not impossible to regulate hence it has become a criminal haven.

This thread was started by someone from Anambra, its pretty obvious. Chino's comments and the 4 likes on the post pretty much buttresses this point. This is not the first time I've heard someone from Anambra claiming superiority over others.

Tbaba!!! I too gbadun the guy, I swear.

Sweetlemon or Achukwunet?

I can't wait to see 'FC Hollywood' again tonight. Love the way the Bavarians are playing at d moment.

Hall of fame: #OccupyNigeria, Uncle Fash, Owelle Rochas, Comrade Adams.

Hall of shame: PointB (for his disqualification of Okija juju.) , Abubakar Shekau, Chinua Achebe

okosodo: Arabs too like propaganda

Iranians are not and will never be Arabs.

Lmao, so some peeps still believe the US bullshi.t that no drone is missing? Have u forgotten how they denied the loss of the sentinel stealth drone last year only to later admit that it 'crashed'?

No wonder this buffoon was insulting Nigerians during the #occupyNigeria strike. He's a rogue.

Katz!!!

Ikwere fist son: my heart bleeds 2 se dat we stl hav iliterates of your ordr in nija delta.listen mumu,wen ibos tok biafra dy speak 4dmsfs nd nt us.nd besids ibos dnt need we nija deltans.we hav oil dy hav,we hav gas dy hav we re nt as educatd as dy are.an ibo iliterate biznsman kan educate all d fishermen in ur vilage.mumu u dnt knw dat u kant acheve anytn political in nija witot d suport of d hboslet dm hav dia biafra nd we wil hav our own con3 cm out of ur shell of stupidity nd ignorance.mugu

Lemme give u an advice, if u wanna claim Niger Deltan try to be subtle in your overly praise of the ibos and outright condemnation of your perceived people. It so obvious that you're ibo and your desperation to convince otherwise is really irritating.

The facts @op forgot to put in his post;

1. Tinubu owns half of the bathrooms in my house, I was forced to sell 2 of them to him when the Lagos physical planning board didn't allow me tile my kitchen wall.

2. Tinubu owns the rights to aaaaaaaalllllllll the fishes in the Lagos lagoon, it was sold to him for a paltry sum of N200 by Fashola and his cronies in government.

3 Tinubu now owns igbobi college in Fadeyi. It is believed that he has always loved the school's uniform. An authentic source who refuses to be named confirmed this.

4. Reports suggests Tinubu is set to start toll collection at the gate to my estate after his company (yes forget all the evidence that says otherwise, Tinubu owns HITECH because I said so) erected electric poles for NIPP transformers in the area.

Nigerians, we must resist Tinubu and Fashola's wanton exploitation of Lagosians, I can't even take a dump now without losing money to Tinubu. Let us ignore Boko Haram's family head in Aso rock since he doesn't give a damn, let us concentrate all our energy on Tinubu and Ayatollah bin Buhari since they're not in government.

I saw Gabriel Batistuta.

richarts: I think Mynd44 said the most sensibles things on this topics. He gave the right answered.

That was just it. When you are over the ages of 18 you are a adult.

WTH

AzanianQ: Thanks very much gidiMonsta - will make a turn at Lekki & Badgary definitely (is this on the Island?). But what is "Behind mama-put" please? Looking for authentic good quality local cuisine.

Really looking forward to partying in Lagos! Are there any clubs or annual parties/concerts that are a MUST-NOT-MISS?

Also where do we go to meet some hot naija boys for the full Lagos experience? **kidding**

Mama-put is a naija word for cheap local restaurants. I don't think you'll like to eat there though, you can get well prepared naija dishes at many top restaurants too.

Badagry is not on the Island, its a whole different town on its own. Lots of historic sites there, mostly about the slave trade era. Getting there might be hectic now due to the ongoing road/metro rail construction in that axis, but you should be able to get a boat ride to whispering palms directly from VI.

Rhythm unplugged is usually one of the highlights of december in lagos, it features the best of lagos comedians and musicians. There's also the usual parties at oniru and Elegushi beaches, featuring mostly upcoming artistes. I'm not sure if the Henessy artistry concert has held yet (2010 edition was a blast for me. ).

As for the "full lagos experience"; you'll have a full plate of hot gidi(Lagos) boys to choose from.

AzanianQ: Hello Lagos people

My friend and I will be visiting Lagos for the New Years week (27 Dec Dec to 4 Jan) from Johannesburg, South Africa and are looking for some ideas on places to hang out?

What do people do for fun in Lagos?
What are the best places to eat?
And best places to party?

Fun? you could go kart racing at the GET ARENA, you could go surfing at Takwa Bay/Lighthouse beach(if you get mind) and there's also a bowling alley on the Island. We have the Lekki Conservation center (this place makes me feel like I'm in the Jurassic Park every time I visit) or you could visit whispering palms in Badagry.

Food? if you want classy, orderly, 'international standard' etc then you can visit any of the big restaurants but if you want real Naija food try the likes of white house (Yaba) or any other tu.sh mama-put.

Best places to Party? My dear, you haven't partied until you party in Lagos!!! Ask Lloyd, Akon, Plies, Wyclef and co. Down here we party till its daybreak, I don't need to say much, you'll see for yourself when you get here. There are also a lot of concerts around that period so NO DULLING for you at all.

All in all, I'm sure you're gonna have a swell time in Lagos if you plan your itinerary well and avoid some places at night (if you don't wanna wake up in jail the next day).

sammhi: Are the BRT buses not glorified Molue?. They are not better. The BRT buses are most times dirty, worn out and break down and overloaded especially the blue ones.
But because it is Lagos government buses, no one will complain

The blue buses are the NURTW operated ones (LAGBUS) while the red buses are govt owned (LAMATA). Sadly both are going the way of the molues especially the blue ones.

Shag the two now while you still can . You're probably gonna lose them both anyways

@OP I agree with most of your points in the article. However I have a few reservations with these;

Lagosians can best be described as a people under siege by the Action Congress of Nigeria ACN (popularly called Asiwaju Company of Nigeria) government. Daily living in fear of being ‘Caught’ by state empowered agents (even though some could best be described as thugs) for just going about their business. “Oga we catch you dey do this”, “Madam we catch you dey do that”. One day Lagosians will begin to get caught for just walking the streets (don’t think it’s a ludicrous suggestion, as we are gradually being caged in the name of toll gates). The new state traffic law which can best be described as draconian serves to further oppress the people, leaving us at the mercy of LASTMA, KAI, and the many uniforms I couldn’t keep track of. With clauses like jail term for first time traffic offenses, while corrupt public officials get a pat on the back for embezzlement, it’s easy to imagine the caliber of people in leadership.

I have never been harassed by KAI, the only time I had an interaction with them was when I crossed the express at Ojota (against the law). Its true that many LASTMA officials are overzealous in their attitude but then Lagosians are the worse road users I've ever seen anywhere in the world. They flaunt traffic rules and insult LASTMA officials for daring to stop them. As for the new traffic rules you may call it draconian but I believe it takes a mad rule to cage a mad man; how else can you describe anyone who deliberately faces traffic? I lost a very close family friend to this one-way menace and was really glad when the state finally decided to do something about it. If you think the laws are too much then move to Singapore where you pay a fine of nothing less than $1000 or 3 months jail for littering with something as little as a gum.

Before you take me for a PDP hired gun, the only reason the Lagos state government is at the receiving end is because I’m a citizen by birth and naturalization hence am well within my rights to express my candid opinion. Let me cease this opportunity to commend the Lagos state government on the environmental beautification taking place. However if we are to seriously consider the facts, we will realize that the government has not been sincere. How can a reasonable government lease/sell the serene water view (which should be public space) of Ozumba Mbadiwe to cronies for purpose of building hotels, and relegate Lagosians to under bridge parks in the middle of nowhere. Lagosians cannot even walk public beaches in their country without paying exorbitant fee. What freebie do we actually receive from the government? I have been fortunate to travel and live in a few West African and European countries, and have never paid to walk a beach. That’s a story for another day.

There are private beaches all over the world, I have paid for beaches in Senegal, Gambia and Goa(India). When you rent beach hotels in Ibiza and Barcelona for instance, you pay extra because of the beach. There are still tens of free beaches in Lagos, most people prefer the private beaches because of the menace of white garment churches on the free ones. All over the world serene water views are prime properties for big Hotels; Seychelles, Lamu, Zanzibar, Dubai are perfect examples of this. The influx of these hotels into the country is a big boost for the hospitality industry, it means more jobs and opportunities for our local artisans if they can take advantage of it.

I grew up in Lagos and have never lived for more than 6 months outside my city, nobody is more critical of my city than me, I know what it was and what it is right now and what it's likely to be in the next few years. I for one do not need government freebies, all I ask for is an enabling environment to strive.

Wale (Born2fvck) - p.orn star
Laila Ikeji
Suraj (Jarus)
Virgo (Umari)

SLS is right. The only problem is he wasn't diplomatic about it like most Nigerian politicians.

[quote author=Ejiné]Too bad they've been unable to rehearse for the Fulani marauders who have been humiliating them, slapping them senseless and banging their newlywed wives right in front of them in Ogun.

Or by 'rehearsals', do you mean 900 metre sprint to Benin Republic?[/quote]Ode oshi