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Your sister is now here with me sucking my lollipop/bla bla. I no go let am see what you just wrote make she no go beat star comot from your eyes.

You don ask your mama?

Daily Observer.

Takes one to notice another.

fineyabber:
Hey Gilgee, did i forget to mention to you that am not a caucasian?

Anyways, am really tempted to continue wyt you but I'll be patient enough until i upload your profile. You are number three on the list bro.

By the way, was your bla bla enlargement operation successful?

My brother nobi small thing ooo. . . ask your sister she go tell you na, she kept on begging for more, though we had to apply ointment cause of the bruises and pains. She is even calling me now sef.

And why you wan deny your grand papa na? Though your mum is not married to his son, but na the man born your real papa. Ask your mama na, she go tell you how the away match was played. Na your mama dominant gene make you look negroid, but your character traits na that of your caucasoid carpenter father.

fineyabber:
Ztyle, na him o. Can you imagin the Elder Gilgee posting his pix. How person go de diss himself like this?

Say the truth and shame the devil na.

So your papa finally told you this story ehen? The man get mind ooo. Well it actually happened to your grand popsy.

Find his pic bellow.

Second class upper kolo. . .try harder make E enter first class before i go refer you to yaba left side. Agbaya!

See fineyabber no dey fear face again ooo. So you don follow me dey drag road simply because the kain kain wey you rub on your chin dey bring result abi?


But make I let you know sey wetin small pikin like you with synthetic mustache stand up no see, old man like me go squat dey see am well well. Elder na Elder.

Ohilebo inviting delib to his bedroom. . . gays in the house.

Lolabbey:
i and tufe are expecting a set of triplets in a mnth's time

get ready for d naming ceremony,its gonnna be -----------------------------------

month dreaming.

Show pikin share the answer with us if you know na.

Once upon a time, and old lady went to sell her vast quantity of eggs at the local market.

When asked how many she had, she replied:

Son, I can't count past 100 but I know that.

If you divide the number of eggs by 2 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 3 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 4 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 5 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 6 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 7 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 8 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 9 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 10 there will be one egg left.

Finally. If you divide the Number of eggs by 11 there will be NO EGGS left!

How many eggs did the old lady have?

Copy and paste. . .but e good sha make I talk truth.

I salute una ooo. Make I go pack my squad come jokes section, we need to cause katakata for here.

@topic

True talk! I have blocked a lot of Ids on my YIM because of same reason.

All these yahoo boys sef ehen. . . well its part of the fun.

Keep on wahing.

Hawaiian good luck to you oo.

Better for you oo. No fear them at your own risk!!!

Where is the wah?

You

All hail Tessy for a story well told. . . no wonder Ituen no gree pay your bride price.

Anxiously waiting.

4Him:
Oga sam don vex.

E reach to vex na.

@ Poster

Double congrats!!!

Make I begin find my own. . . the nearer the easier.
Make I begin find people wey dey Asia/India.