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There is no point holding back, just shoot and expect either a YES or a[b] NO[/b] from her. |
Speaking from experience. . . |
@Gen. Sammy Nice post man. Wish I could find one here . . . I mean a true friend . |
Don't forget your poisoned weed. |
Oh Kronks!!! Now you are bleeping lesbo? |
Good day My dear Kuvukians, I hereby advocate the regime of Gen. Milla and I urge all and sundry to assist him in leading us to stardom and glory. Long live Kuvuki! Long live HRH PRINCE GILGEE!! Long live the Gen. Signed HRH Prince Gilgee Minister of Energy, Power, Petroleum and Finance. |
Madnetrics. |
**Bites off Toyo's pink tongue. . . yummie, tastes like moi moi.** |
I dey wait to see who get liver to hit first. |
That gunny has been sentenced to 12 hours in prison with hard labor and donkey urine for lunch. |
Orders for the arrest of Zuby. Loitering is not allowed. |
Funny and scary. I dey see wetin some kinda image. See broad day light illusion oo. |
Drinking |
@Web Cobweb don block your brain abi? Na my third wife you dey try call herma? @Mimi You know how far na? That our last fast one under that mango tree behind una church no gree comot from my head. |
Nice 1 donkey. |
Kronky on the looooosssseeee. Make una tie am rope before this guy enter market oo. Save a brother! |
All hail Kuvuki!!! |
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Uhmmm. huh huh. I the Prince of Kuvuki has little to say, as my royal household is yet to be intimated the actual facts and purpose of the coup. Consequently, the King is yet to pronounce his blessings on the new government, pending on when actual facts are made available to the King. However, I want to make it known to the new government that if they succeed in convincing the king, I shall be pleased to work with them, so long they do not condone/encourage corruption and irrelevant propaganda. I also wish to make it known to them that my support would be limitless if only they adhere to the following conditions. VIz:- That I remain the minister of (a) Energy (b) Petroleum (c) Finance That the income tax be reduced to 5 % and 0.1% of Annual Tax Revenue be credited to my bank account. Thanks for your anticipated cooperation and understanding. Signed HRH Prince of Kuvuki |
@SAM Don't worry son, I'll give her to you on a platter of brass. |
And he eventually gave them dankuya. |
Wait, you mean sey na professional shit licker/eater. Now I see why dogs wey dey their area dey lose weight. The guy no dey take eye see shit. kai! |
What you are trying to understand. |
yes
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na them
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yes oo
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**summons TYTY to my palace for a private chat. Something needs to be done fast** |
and slaps confusion outta his eyes. |
tytylayor:No worry I don make plans to roast am alive. But before then, we go still dey do our normal show for yonder. |
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