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RomanceRe: I Love Her But I Don't Know How To Tell Her by gilgee(m): 12:48pm On Apr 03, 2008
There is no point holding back, just shoot and expect either a YES or a[b] NO[/b] from her.
Jokes EtcRe: What A Wife by gilgee(m): 12:46pm On Apr 03, 2008
Speaking from experience. . .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Giving Your Fellow Nairalanders A Chance by gilgee(m): 12:44pm On Apr 03, 2008
@Gen. Sammy

Nice post man. Wish I could find one here undecided . . . I mean a true friend cheesy.
Jokes EtcRe: Introduction by gilgee(m): 12:21pm On Apr 03, 2008
Don't forget your poisoned weed.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Designer Of The Human Body? by gilgee(m): 12:14pm On Apr 03, 2008
Oh Kronks!!!

Now you are bleeping lesbo?
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 12:11pm On Apr 03, 2008
Good day My dear Kuvukians,
  I hereby advocate the regime of Gen. Milla and I urge all and sundry to assist him in leading us to stardom and glory.
Long live Kuvuki!
Long live HRH PRINCE GILGEE!!
Long live the Gen.

Signed
HRH Prince Gilgee
Minister of Energy, Power, Petroleum and Finance.

Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Year by gilgee(m): 11:29am On Apr 03, 2008
Madnetrics.
Jokes EtcRe: Kisses, Kisses by gilgee(m): 11:25am On Apr 03, 2008
**Bites off Toyo's pink tongue. . . yummie, tastes like moi moi.**
Jokes EtcRe: Emperoh Vs Clemcykul by gilgee(m): 11:18am On Apr 03, 2008
I dey wait to see who get liver to hit first.
Jokes EtcRe: Spooky Stuff$$$$ by gilgee(m): 11:06am On Apr 03, 2008
That gunny has been sentenced to 12 hours in prison with hard labor and donkey urine for lunch.
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 10:54am On Apr 03, 2008
Orders for the arrest of Zuby. Loitering is not allowed.
Jokes EtcRe: Is This The Coolest Illusion Ever Or What (please Please Check It) by gilgee(m): 10:51am On Apr 03, 2008
Funny and scary. I dey see wetin some kinda image.

See broad day light illusion oo.
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by gilgee(m): 10:31am On Apr 03, 2008
Drinking
Jokes EtcRe: What A Wife by gilgee(m): 10:31am On Apr 03, 2008
@Web
Cobweb don block your brain abi? Na my third wife you dey try call herma?

@Mimi
wink wink wink You know how far na? That our last fast one under that mango tree behind una church no gree comot from my head.
Jokes EtcRe: The Sucker Punch by gilgee(m): 10:28am On Apr 03, 2008
Nice 1 donkey.
Jokes EtcRe: The Love For Humour Begets More by gilgee(m): 10:23am On Apr 03, 2008
Kronky on the looooosssseeee. Make una tie am rope before this guy enter market oo. Save a brother!
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 3:30pm On Apr 02, 2008
All hail Kuvuki!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Some Fun Photos by gilgee(m): 1:55pm On Apr 02, 2008
more . . .

Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 1:49pm On Apr 02, 2008
Uhmmm. huh huh.

I the Prince of Kuvuki has little to say, as my royal household is yet to be intimated the actual facts and purpose of the coup.
Consequently, the King is yet to pronounce his blessings on the new government, pending on when actual facts are made available to the King.

However, I want to make it known to the new government that if they succeed in convincing the king, I shall be pleased to work with them, so long they do not condone/encourage corruption and irrelevant propaganda. I also wish to make it known to them that my support would be limitless if only they adhere to the following conditions. VIz:-

That I remain the minister of (a) Energy (b) Petroleum (c) Finance

That the income tax be reduced to 5 % and 0.1% of Annual Tax Revenue be credited to my bank account.

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation and understanding.

Signed
HRH Prince of Kuvuki
Jokes EtcRe: Resignation Letter by gilgee(m): 1:29pm On Apr 02, 2008
@SAM

Don't worry son, I'll give her to you on a platter of brass.
Jokes EtcRe: Niaja Police by gilgee(m): 1:26pm On Apr 02, 2008
And he eventually gave them dankuya.
Jokes EtcRe: guys should put rubbers on their "sticks". by gilgee(m): 1:17pm On Apr 02, 2008
Wait, you mean sey na professional shit licker/eater. Now I see why dogs wey dey their area dey lose weight. The guy no dey take eye see shit. kai!
Jokes EtcRe: Am Back by gilgee(m): 7:09pm On Apr 01, 2008
What you are trying to understand.
Jokes EtcRe: Some Fun Photos by gilgee(m): 6:48pm On Apr 01, 2008
yes

Jokes EtcRe: Some Fun Photos by gilgee(m): 6:47pm On Apr 01, 2008
na them

Jokes EtcRe: Some Fun Photos by gilgee(m): 6:46pm On Apr 01, 2008
yes oo

Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 6:44pm On Apr 01, 2008
**summons TYTY to my palace for a private chat. Something needs to be done fast**
Jokes EtcRe: Curious! by gilgee(m): 6:18pm On Apr 01, 2008
and slaps confusion outta his eyes.
Jokes EtcRe: Describe Yourself In One Word by gilgee(m): 6:11pm On Apr 01, 2008
tytylayor:
na u dey spoile me na, but no let my yummie catch u o

because if he catch u, eh, your own don finish oooo grin
No worry I don make plans to roast am alive. But before then, we go still dey do our normal show for yonder.

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