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Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by gilgee(m): 12:24pm On Mar 07, 2008
@Clemcy
I'll give you 3 more untouched boobies. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 12:21pm On Mar 07, 2008
thanksu joh!
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 12:19pm On Mar 07, 2008
tastes better with sauce. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 12:17pm On Mar 07, 2008
gets hold of holythug, begs him to become my asst. because avnt seen someone as strong as him in years. He accepts, hugs me, tries kissing me, gives him a hot slap **he thought I am gay**, shakes hands with him.

Deal concluded. Now Holythug would be the asst. king of Kuvuki after the coup.
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by gilgee(m): 12:05pm On Mar 07, 2008
don't spill the bean my love. kiss

Just watch how I'll kill holy and serve you his delicious flesh for dinner. grin

You are in Kuvuki the land of plenty plenty everything. Love, good, evil. . . . . . everything. kiss
Jokes EtcRe: I Was Just Coming Upstairs To Kill You by gilgee(m): 11:59am On Mar 07, 2008
clemcykul:
ol boi u don surfer, no be u dey carry over load?

e kpele o grin
make we join hand give am poison. Then we go share his wife. Na me get from waist reach down, na u get upper waist go reach her head. grin smiley
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by gilgee(m): 11:56am On Mar 07, 2008
*he continues to giggle*
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 11:53am On Mar 07, 2008
clemcykul:
*in the process of running his bla bla bla get entagled with a tree*
**gets his tongue cut off, his hands and legs amputated, his eyeballs plucked off, and his two ears cut off**

Now tell me how you gonna get the king acquainted with my plans. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 11:51am On Mar 07, 2008
haha . . . . . . . Poultry animals are all same. Birds!
Jokes EtcRe: "only If It's Raining." by gilgee(m): 11:46am On Mar 07, 2008
clemcykul:
gives beats gilgee with turkey feathers to a pulp and he began gigling and fainted grin
NightNurse gives me a kiss and i wake up from the death sleep. Angrily farts in the face of Clemcy and his life turns upside down **Bad luck fart, always run when You see one coming**
Jokes EtcRe: We Need To Listen ! by gilgee(m): 11:42am On Mar 07, 2008
Who Invented Bla bla cology?

He deserves an International merit award.
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by gilgee(m): 11:40am On Mar 07, 2008
clemcykul:
some wild fantasies
Semi-wild Cocktasy.
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by gilgee(m): 11:31am On Mar 07, 2008
when I finally succeed in sending the current King to his father, I'll appoint you as my Chief Sec officer.

grin
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by gilgee(m): 11:27am On Mar 07, 2008
holythug:
no worry. . .i go take mist mag
help me ask am o haa that is d end of your sperm production. . .u better start freezin some nw
I had done that earlier, so I'll start defrosting the frozen ones.
This is just the beginning of the end!
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 11:25am On Mar 07, 2008
and given to you abi? The boobies you roasted and ate alone no do you?
Na my lips e reach now ehen?
I will reserve my comments until I finish the coup.
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 11:23am On Mar 07, 2008
yes ooo. Once a fowl, always a fowl. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by gilgee(m): 11:21am On Mar 07, 2008
holythug:
gilgee surprised. . .to see holythug in d cock pit, had earlier used ode echi throws gilgee down frm d plane, takes tyty to kuvukiland
[color=#990000]Laughs at Holythug. . . . . . . . mixes a few agboju drink, laughs once more, gups the d juju, laughs again, conjurs, invokes, (did all these while free falling from the airplane), laughs horrendously, speaks to himself **this boy does not know that I am the heir to the throne of KUVUKI, the only legal prince**, farts loudly and disappears to reappear in the great kuvuki kingdom [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 11:06am On Mar 07, 2008
that is why he is Turkey na
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by gilgee(m): 11:04am On Mar 07, 2008
clemcykul:
shit ke?
yes na.
tyty don fill up the whole toilets wey dey the plane.
I for leave her alone ooo when bros carry baseball bat wan take finish me.
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by gilgee(m): 10:38am On Mar 07, 2008
tytylayor:
hmmm, see josephs *dreamers* lol
Lol
U no even say thank you as I compliment your good breath and sweet lips. wink

Don't worry we go soon reach where we dey go, the pilot wan first pack, shit dey worry am.
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by gilgee(m): 10:36am On Mar 07, 2008
Women+Money=Evil
Jokes EtcRe: E Get As E Dey Do U? by gilgee(m): 10:32am On Mar 07, 2008
holythug:
@ gilgee av u started spermatogenesis. . . huh
Far from it. Na spermatorevelation I wan start.

jaymobb:
@ gilgee
don't mind holythug
na bad belle dey worry am grin
Thanks joh. He wan chop capital and profit.


tessybaby:
and wettin dey worry u?
Na Exodus dey worry am



folly69:
want to be belle
You are belled already. When you dey born?
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 10:29am On Mar 07, 2008
grin

Oh yes success
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 10:26am On Mar 07, 2008
and share the money (PDP)
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by gilgee(m): 10:25am On Mar 07, 2008
Devil the Lucifer
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by gilgee(m): 10:23am On Mar 07, 2008
**Manages to survive his cruel attack, pulls out my pistol, aims at his leg because i aint a murderer,sends a bullet in his right leg, now he is limping, draws tyty closer to me, kisses her once again, heads to the airport with her, purchases an urgent ticket, after 50 mins, zooms off to another city together.**

End of the show. I have won!
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 10:16am On Mar 07, 2008
@Holy
After grooving one of the bobbie, you now want to disappoint me abi? This is a betrayal!
I'll definitely succeed in my coup, so the earlier you cooperate with me, the better for you ooo.
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by gilgee(m): 10:07am On Mar 07, 2008
Rebuke!
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by gilgee(m): 10:06am On Mar 07, 2008
**Smacks his head, collects the rose, takes tyty to a dinner, gives her the rose like a real man and gets a sweet kiss in return.** grin

@TYTY
You've got a good breath and tasty lipskiss
Jokes EtcRe: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 10:01am On Mar 07, 2008
@Clem
Gigelorum
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by gilgee(m): 9:59am On Mar 07, 2008
Adidas (Aba Made= Adibas)
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by gilgee(m): 9:54am On Mar 07, 2008
Na who sabiest pass? grin

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