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 Jokes Etc › Re: E Get As E Dey Do U? by gilgee(m): 9:46am On Mar 07, 2008 |
folly69:Everybody move your body now.  holythug:You never reach my age wey you first give that mad woman daughter belle ooo. So don't make me wash your dirty wool for here. You know how wool stinks when dirty na (I mean very dirty).  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 9:44am On Mar 07, 2008 |
Ponder fast cuz I aint got all the time in the world.  @Delib Seems you like pounded yam. Please remember that na wetin man like dem dey take kill am ooo. So be on the run |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 9:31am On Mar 07, 2008 |
@Folly, Holy Thug and Clemcy, I have concluded arrangements for free bobbies. 6 to each of you. Subsequently, I shall make the 3 of you my Royal Personnel. Consider the offer and come to my side. Talking about bosom, na Imported bosom ooo. Customized booby. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gilgee(m): 9:27am On Mar 07, 2008 |
@Gunny Time and venue of the party? Hope there is enuf Sapele water and sweet sweet blabla like nightdoctor |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by gilgee(m): 9:24am On Mar 07, 2008 |
makes arrangement for the supplies of free ammunitions, charms, juju, amulets, jedi jedi, odeshi. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 9:21am On Mar 07, 2008 |
clemcykul:Ehen? So you don validate his death Cert ehen? See people wey their mind dey for back. @Gunny Your enemies pulenty wellu wellu ooo, come my shrine come renew your odeshi before its too late oo. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: E Get As E Dey Do U? by gilgee(m): 9:18am On Mar 07, 2008 |
See people wan over throw me ooo. Pheewwww! All these old old men sef. Aristos! Una don marry 3 wives each, come still dey chase the ones wey we wan marry, God is watching you people from a distance.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "only If It's Raining." by gilgee(m): 9:11am On Mar 07, 2008 |
kola oloye:Point of correction! His pistol cuz its shorter than s/gun. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "only If It's Raining." by gilgee(m): 10:00pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
saucekid: **Strangles him to death** |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by gilgee(m): 9:55pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
lol. go sleep abeg! before tonton carry cane pursue U. Bye |
| Jokes Etc › Re: E Get As E Dey Do U? by gilgee(m): 9:53pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
okay my sista. The sleep don hold me too. Sleep tite nd dream sweet abi tite sef. Also try dream of me chasing you with . . . . . . . . . a very sharp machete, cuz I wan take you do gwongwo this night. [s]**She thought I was gonna mention a rose- longer throat**[/s] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by gilgee(m): 9:46pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
donc, no shaking, owurokwa maka onye akukwo na adoh. Yeah been there before, but e don tey small sha. I really love the serenity, and the night life for outdoorsy peeps. Hope you sabi dance sicogi les tous? Groove no dey finish for there. Allo, vous ete etudiant de quelle ecole et sujet? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gilgee(m): 9:40pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
success123:Gunny has a single bone, he stammers, he is hot tempered and very strong ooo. So no let am catch you, cuz he go roast your meat with buffalo urine.  Gunny abeg pardon his arrogance, na old age exuberance hold am for work so. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Do I Look Like? by gilgee(m): 9:34pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
K. Lol. @ Deola Fear no let you talk abi this one pass you? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: E Get As E Dey Do U? by gilgee(m): 9:32pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
ifyalways:I am next in queue. I don stand here tire!  Na my turn ooo, I wan buy Enuf quantity. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So Ify e get as E dey do You? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by gilgee(m): 9:28pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Really? Marcori, Yopougon, Siporex, Treichville, abobo, plateaux, metchetera metchetera. Been long sha. Je ne jeux pas avec samedi soir @ a la rue princess abi wetin dem dey call am? Sweet country sha. So what do you do there? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by gilgee(m): 9:20pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
(slowpoke Squared)™ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Every One Should Die According To Their Profession: by gilgee(m): 9:16pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Rebellious:I thought as much! Who is Bro. Ben? Your choir master? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by gilgee(m): 9:07pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Happy Happy ooooo!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by gilgee(m): 8:51pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
@Ify Thanks joh! E no easy to answer E-Uncle. Seun abeg try add Emoticon for jubilation. So wats popping in Abidjan/ Cote D' Ivoire? I love that city/country so much. Whr in Abj do you reside? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by gilgee(m): 8:45pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Otondoh! Ify I can see he has fed you what he feeds his other wives. Chei! Dey try garnish some insults with pepper and oil, just like that elders own because I be old man too. Had this man accepted my advice, he for don reach Yonder since, but he no gree cause he's got 9 lives. I go take my hand send am to his own papa sef, I don wait tire. Btw, I be old man ooo, so try dey identify me as Uncle. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 8:38pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
saucekid:That is supposed to be an insult, but I go mellow since you be my mama husby. As for the deal, . . . . . . E no work! Negotiate well or you go lose 70% of Kuvuki to me ooo. Young blood they say is hotter than an old Make haste while my body still fit dey resist orders from this Sapele water! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by gilgee(m): 8:34pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Was nice dealing with you. So whats next on the list? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by gilgee(m): 8:26pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
@Saucekid Not at all sir. Was only trying to alert your potential prey(s). |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 8:19pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
lol. My brain na Intel Trio-core processor ooo-Kuvukilized edition. Indestructible! Sapele water dey clear eye. Try am, its good for you. So do we have a deal? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by gilgee(m): 8:14pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
saucekid:Which kind Polygamous man be this?  Upon the your 18 wives, you still dey miss this one? Ify run for your dear life @All I hail ooooo!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 8:08pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
saucekid: I don strong pass you spiritually. I don liaise with all the spirits both good and evil. I pass you and your chief priest together. So make we enter inner chamber reconcile sharp sharp before garri pass water. Long Live Kuvuki! Long live our great king!! Long live my humble self the strong and fearless PRINCE!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 7:56pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
this one would be coup de nation ooo. So bera bury that ego before I connive with your foremen and elders ooo. I had secret meeting with some of them and they are eagerly waiting for my signal. [s]A stitch in time saves 12. If my coup no work, I go divide Kuvuki into 5 places and I go leave only 1 part to you keep the rest under my sovereignty[/s] A WORD IS ENUF FOR THIS KING! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 7:40pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
saucekid:Now no let me sue you for negligence. I been tell my mama she say make I just pity you. **E go better make you accept am easy easy like so before i go plan coup. |
| Romance › Re: 'why Are Nigerian Actresses Are So Flirt In London'? by gilgee(m): 7:36pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
dreeldee:The boy na Agbaya! [quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=117944.msg2029994#msg2029994 date=1204827798]gilgee, I see you are in dire need of satellite Tv.[/quote]My dearest sister, dire is an understatement. I am desperately in need of a satellite TV! So be kind enuf to feed ma eyes small.  If nobi sey my papa go own billions in Zimbabwean Dollars, I for fit afford one and for don buy am tey tey |
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