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@Saucekid
I be prince of Kuvuki Land and no begin question my authenticity ooo, cuz u no go remember as I be number 129 of your children.
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By the power wey my great grand papa the papa of the present King of Kuvuki wey be my papa vest in me, I declare that anybody or animal wey impregnate any kuvukian( Human or Animal) go lose his tanda stick wey we go take do special Suya take appease the gods of the great Land of Kuvuki.

Abeg make una carry una cellophanes, Nylon, Doncoms come so that una no go say Kuvuki people don yawa.

Note: Sales of Doncoms, Nylon and Cellophanes for tandaism is strictly prohibited in Kuvuki, so kindly come with yours!!!

Signed
HRH Prince Gilgee Katayanga of Kuvuki Land

@4Play
See authority. She even put am exclamation mark sef. If na me I no go gree ooo.

**runs to one corner waiting for the yawa to start**

success123:
u know need order just go ahead, anukporonku

Neju Onu

4 Play:
@D-R

COLLINS come be Igbo name? You sef kolo,maybe na why all these crazy people dey pester you around.Talk about kindred spirit

hahahahahah. You mean minds of like thoughts attracts ehen?

D-R Nobi me talk ooo na 4Play.

nightnurse:
from you ba? efi-awusa

Sweet Nurse MILF, no mind am joh. Na tatafo. So answer my small question joh make I for place orders and come do my own testing.

success123:
she carry expo

Busy body!

na Madam NightNurse I dey ask joh!

4 Play:
im just dey like inmates for various mental asylums just decide to register on Nairaland recently. Nairaland should be changed to NutjobLand .

lol

Quotient Kolo.

@NightNurse

Ehen? How was the testing session? Hope e no leak? Reply make I place order.

Check his Hi5
The guy is just a yawa to the MALE RACE with his big belle.

@Poster
Bros is this you?
http://ask4cuteguy.hi5.com

Rebellious:
Wow so many poor hungry boys . *Goes round house to house donating baked turkey and other food stuffs, then opens a buffet all-you-can-eat free of charge 24/7*

**Ponders over here Buffet IV, inquires more from a close pal; God forbid! She is an agbaya searching desperately for any type of husband. **

success123:
sorry they don't need your donation anymore, they are already ok.

Be blessed my brother, but please return 90% of it to me.

So she bleeped his brains out.
Nice one.
Btw are you sure this didn't happen to you?

olulu:
gathers the ashes in a bowl, puts sugar, and groundnut, sits back, relaxs and soak the tin down

Licks the remnant off the plate. Yummy! Turkey'z delicious.

I'll provide the shovels and a piece of land in the evil forest.

success123:
so

So holythug Sabi!

moreeee

my2cents:
ouch!!

The clube nudismo photo's gotta hurt. I can even feel it myself, even though I am not the one in the photo

Lol. Nobi Lie.

more

more

tytylayor:
WOW!! great!
gilgee more of that

I'll definitely post more.

all these sabi sabi ehen

Down Sabi sha.

success123:
answer nawwwwww, nightnurse abi your cd don finish ewu

She and one of her customers dey test one of the CDs inside her office convenience. Test before purchase.

Robber

Parrot.

nightnurse:
not that kind of CD, fool

You get GOLD CIRCLE MP3?
E still get as E dey do You?
Otondoh!

@All
Not his fault na. He hails from[b] OTTA[/b], and you guys know how its done there.

kate

success

clemcykul:
pours sauce ontop of turkey meen this dinner is gonn to hulalacious

*smacks lips*

You be long throat ooo. ** Steals the plate of sauced turkey from clemcy and slaps his smacked lips.**