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**hands a can of beer to Ben-Jay** [s]Poison dey am ooo. Drink at your own risk.[/s]
Looks at Ituen jealously and maps out a strategy to snatch nightnurse from him.

@Poster NightNurse
Why men wan blast this forum because of You na? E be like sey u hot reach pass my late 6th wife ooo

we cannot run forever.
What do you guys suggest we do to get rid of this murderous smell?
**[s]the smell seems to be penetrating my thick towel, runs away from thread. He who fights and run away, lives to fight another day.**[/s]

;d

and

More,

Very funny pics.

lol. Make una no let this Ife commit suicide ooo, cuz God no go gree forgive una.
Covers my nose with a soaked towel ** the smell heavy ooo**. This one smells like an expired fart.

talk2sulta:
do you mean alan greenspan?

The guy is just so ,

Foster cat:
my brother there is hardly wife material nowadays.so the guys just have to follow the trend to be on a safer side.Abi u wan die of heart attack

WORD!

talk2sulta:
.mind what you post.I no follow oh.I know the guy too well. .he is rich oh.can send you to jail.kirikiri. .

Story!!! Na today? Kirikiri ko Irikirik ni.

I no fit laugh abeg. Is he a spare parts dealer?

publicview:
@busta. You claimed your location is Canada. But i asked you where in Canada Alberta, British Columbia, Manitoba,Yukon, Labrador, Nova Scotia,Cape Breton etc. Any location in Canda is a few hours away from. Say it i will find you and add you to my list.

I may look like the Founder of BET, remember Barack Hussein Obama is a Kenyan, But what beats me is that so much our soul brothers in Africa, have their brain in their arse.They have myopic view of the world.

Who said the founder of BET or his maternal nephew can't get on board the Nairaland?

Who said i can't have an Akwai bom, Edo and Anambra ladies in the continental USA?

Bros no one said you are not the Founder of BET, neither did anyone say you are not the founder of KOLO PEOPLES PARTY
We sincerely do not doubt your insanity, we are just tryna show concern and drop you some pieces of advice.

amsky:
'', of the Kuwaiti Dinner?''



How about ''of the Kuwaiti breakfast?''

Kuwaiti Lunch abeg, Hunger ma ma be so tey I forgot to put A thr, kukuma put e come add am 1 more N . kai!

[quote author=almondjoy link=topic=117378.msg2027252#msg2027252 date=1204767466][/quote]Errrrmmmm. Okay I rest my case.
So how do you plan to compensate me na? I no fit give wife to Presido of BET, no get returns na.

And I goggled Agenegbode, only to find out that it is in EDO state.
Owi Edo Koyo?

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=117378.msg2026191#msg2026191 date=1204743243]

ha!!!. . .ermmmm eermmmm!!. . .  . .yea but i would soon. . .but not with them iraqis. . their girls are those ''micro mini skirts'' type that are only good for ^*coughs* u know what that means but can't marry such let alone to procreate

So how many have u got now? or are u the second king solomon of our time? with 700wives and 300concubines?
Thats why your neck is as long as 'em turkey's neck!. . .when you won't leave 'em girls alone. . all u know how to do is to cling after 'em skirtz [/quote]Uhmmm. Been trying ooo my brother, no result yet. I assume its because of me trying to HYPER-PROCREATE instead of plying the normal old method.
Well, there is no harm in trying out new styles and methods; After all we are in the science age, so the more I exercise new methods, the closer I get to achieving my feat of  procreating a new specie of Homo-Sapiens. Presumably, Homo-Gilgeeans.

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=117378.msg2026152#msg2026152 date=1204742450]Uhmnnmph. . . . .well im only being a hero, and a true soldier ,fighting for ma father's land . . .and not chickens like u who can't even kill a roach [/quote]

Thumbs up!!! You win bro. I am a hero and a true soldier in my bedroom too.  Fighting for ma father's land too, trying to multiply as my father had urged me to. Unlike Lions like you who don't even have time to do so.

almondjoy:
Where a hail from? Nigeria and America as my screen name addys show now. Are you looking to inherit some money the easy way?

Who doesn't like free money?
Abi i no go collect bribde price?

Btw, I meant whr u hail from in NIG. Are you a Deltan?


[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=117378.msg2026081#msg2026081 date=1204741541]Nah!!! prolly like the sound of the tsunami that occurred in india. . .[/quote]Uhmmm, Not rlly, cuz it wasn't tht noisy.
I still think its synonymous to those heavy duty bombs in Iraq.

almondjoy:
I prefer Americana. I got an African already with no money. Let me try an American geriatric loads of money please!

How u go take end his life then? Over sampling abi U go massage am to his grave?

Chei!

Where do u hail from sef?

@AJ
 America don see wahala! But my grand popsy na cute man ooo, Taribo cute pass am small.

@Poster
Where u na? Come see free wife oo. I no need bride price, na free I dey give u. Just remember me when u get to Old York.

@Sly

So the Heelllllllllllllp ooooooooooo Loud pass those bomb blasts wey dey tear Iraq? Eyaaa,  No mind the noisy Bet Presido.

almondjoy:
@Poster,

So you get money?  You are a Nigerian-American afterall. Please I will leave ma husband to be your 10th wife or concubine please. Just leave half of BET for me.  Abi you don sell am?

AJ, My grand popsy is a zillionaire in Zimbabwean Dollars, but he is an octogenarian. Hope You no go mind leave your husby for am?
And he go like love you wella. He is very active in ____You knw na

Lemmie know if you are interested make we discuss terms of the deal because I go get share from the deal when you're done loving killing him

@Poster
You don't need a human wife. Just get yourself married to a cute she-goat or a bitch (dog).
See wetin too much GANJA/WE-WE/IGBO dey cause?
Welu wanyo Eju, welununya wanyu nwaaa, Eju. Rakwanu Ki gi, Eju. Okwa E fu go nu?

@ Poster
What are your intentions of wanting to travel to Kuwait?
What do you plan to do there?
Are you just being tempted by the strength of the Kuwaiti Dinner?
What is your Academic Qualification?
What are your chances of employment and livelihood there?
Ask yourself these questions before embarking on a journey you may live to regret.