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advanceDNA:
Guy.....go sleep.... Which update no pure.... I tell u make u do yahoo?? Apply for school collect admission ....apply for visa..na don apply for student visa wet Dem seize ur passport??

I don hear. Over sabi.

advanceDNA:
Lol...u want use conference jaapaa...them cast u ....u come dey compare school admission with confrence....guy go sleep abeg

You no understand what i am telling you. Go read belgium thread for Nairaland you go wake up abeg.
You just day give updates way no pure.

advanceDNA:
Belgium..they have one of the lowest tuitions in europe

The same Belgium i submitted my passport to, that held my passport and refused to release my passport until after the conference i was going for expired? after that, them hold am for extra 2 months, na em u day talk Belgium, abi another one?? Them go hold your passport your admission year go finish you never comot naija.
better find another country day go if you like yourself. Those people na stupid people.

Why do I need to help them? Or rather why do we need them? Someone should give a valid reason? Someone like me becomes president, i go scrap out the force totally. Its the most useless force so far!
If i am president, I would carve out a new force from the Army , Navy and Airforce, they would all go to school (Secondary, University and a Military academy after which they would go for a brain test to see if them don mad, or have future madness way day wait them for front). And make sure that every police man drops everything that looks like weapons to the nearest military base.
Their houses would also be searched, if they see anything like stick , instruction is to hang the whole family. End of Story. You wont clear traffic, you wont sanely settle disputes. Lives and property you ought to protect, you destroy, why am i keeping you?

These bastards are the main criminals we have.

Night0307:
Hello good evening, I’m an aspiring backend web developer and currently learning Node.js and MongoDB on the Odin project, but some things seem confusing since I’m primarily self learning.
Could I pm you to put me through some topics in a mentor-student way?
Please do consider my question as I’ll be willing to learn from you in any capacity.

I am also learning, and I am not perfect. But People who learnt with me go thru very rigorous and tough way to learn. But when they do, i know at least 8 of them who got jobs. I am also working with a cameroonian in my startup, and i know what he told me this evening... I dont give miniature or starter projects. I give hard projects and my specifications can be very tasking (You might need to write some Algorithms on your own). I do not know if you up for something like this. I did not learn backend or React native or React JS (or Flutter as i am currently learning) with Clever Programmer or PapaFAM or so (but i watched some of his tutorials (i mean PAPAFAM) and gave myself a totally different project), everything I learnt on my own, so you also need to add patience and some other form of Logic as well as hardwork to your CV as well when learning with me. Those are things you would meet in office environment, only difference is, we are both learning.

If you up for something like this, Please let me know. Then you can send a message and we take it up from there

Braintaf23:
My neighbor has the most crazy relationship I have ever seen.

This man never stays inside the room with his wife, for every time his wife is around this man always finds a reason to leave the room and come sit outside. I don’t think they love themselves, I think they just did an arranged marriage just to get support regularly from their families, being than his wife is partially disabled in one leg..

But isn’t that exhausting? Living with a partner you don’t even like because of money from your collective families? They are both above 40 and the wife refers to him as “guy” that’s the only name she ever calls him.

Baba e no concern you na.
1 Thessalonians 4:11

It says
And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

Bible talk say make you mind your business. Mind am.

I can create my own coin on BSC (Binance Smart Chain)
i know backend (REST API in Golang/Node.JS / Python)
i know Database (MySQL, MongoDB, MSSQL, Oracle)

What can a human being learn at this point? Maybe , i would look for a problem and use what i know to solve it.

Wali84:
and ipob,ESN are supporting there own

You are afraid Peter would treat yorubas badly?
Eya sorry. Igbos are not as evil as you think sir. Your yoruba fathers lied to you on this one.

The way other tribes hate Ibo people sha.
Hmm it is well.

Waffarianman:
Op you're a fu!cking slowpoke listen it's simple try get her SIM card either you block it from the phone she use or remove the SIM then peel the lil panel and remove the tiny chip inside and use glu to gum it back so that she won't know and buy her a new SIM... Lastly make sure you delete her whole contact. Do this and thank me later


Destroy the sim and contact completely

She no know the second guy house? E be like you do not know what good fuck__ does to a woman. E get the kain fuck__ you go fuck__ woman, she go cry go house, the next day you go see her for your house for the same fuck___ . You wan come finish work, come give her some money. Even if she be Nigerian woman way them day claim say day head strong, baba , aunty go off pant anytime she see u.

Make i shock you, do you have any of your girlfriends way don block you before, unblock you, even if she don marry, she go day view status? I get one like that for East africa, Baba, we do plenty , She is married, na every day she day view status.
Na make you understand, blocking sim and forming voltron no day stop woman, once babe break virgin, they cannot be controlled, na grace of almighty God day keep them one place!

imagrg:
I would have taken sides with the redpillers who are asking you to send your wife parking but when I thought about what would be the fate of the children in future, my heart softens.

Call family members from both sides including her Pastor to resolve this issue please.
Some of these young men asking you to send your wife parking either had never married in their lives or don't even have lasting relationship because they need proper orientation on how to maintain a lasting relationship.

1 question i want to ask you right of the bat, if the guy was your brother, You go say make she and the man live until she kill the man abi? Na honest question way need honest answer from you I need.

Ahmed0336:


Since you're looking for what will help you end your marriage I will help with few tips.

1. Clone her social media account
2. Get a friend from the telecom sector to provide you with her monthly call details.

All the best.

Pally, you no need all these, Let the lady go. This is stress ontop nonsense, because she fuck__ another man, na why u wan kill yourself? Be a man, make she day go. She go regret am in the end.

Atlantis585:
Get hammer and smash the damn phone.

Or better yet send her back to her fathers house.

Her refusal only confirms dem never chop tire.

Don’t be a mumu.

After the guy don chop her ponmo finish and come run na that time her eyes go clear.

I no fit believe say me and my ex day do bed work. Like e still be me like dream. Last year i had to flee, i remember when i begged this girl make I marry am, she run go marry another man, i know as e be today for her side.

The thing is, they like to make mistakes, and if you as man no allow her make those mistakes , na bad thing for you and her, therefore, let her make mistakes she cannot reconcile.

The OP need man up and let her go. She no worth am.

ademi87:
what makes you think your daughters are yours I hate to break this to you but you married a hood rat and since you are a simp which is cool since you have decided a public puszy is what you deserve you should deal with it and stop disturbing people and with the look of things....You are not even worthy of a relationship let alone marriage.
Someone pipped your trophy wife so hard and she enjoyed it so deep moaning with pleasure compared to how you used to do ur mummy and daddy nonzsence.....and you want us to tell you what

You can give advices without this shenanigans you write, simp or no simp, na e day control nature abi life events? Swear on your life say you never make mistakes before, Mr uprightness.

Another man day shag your wife. I no know wetin u think go marry another man wife. You for ask her if she is seeing someone she likes, if she give wrong signal, die it, Let her be and u go find another girl.

Start to reason DNA if she don born, that pikin fit no be your own. Hello.... E shock you abi? abi make I mind my business?
See oga, Let the girl go. She day confused, and if you no careful, you go train someone else child or even worse, she fit kill you one day and blame the devil. I day tell you real life things, no be shoot bird stories.

Let the lady go. Toto plenty. Then ask God for guidance in marriage. Before then, make sure you let her family members know what is going on. make them no say, after you don collect all the nutrient with fuck__,you get mind dump their sister, Them no go know say you are seeing wonders inside that dungeon u call marriage.

A word is enough for the wise.

sukkot:
LOL you have to admit igbo men like to buga well well. i saw this party one time everybody was wearing isiagu with lions on it. but this guy wanted to oppress everybody. he said shebi all of you your lion is on your isiagu ? me i am coming to the party with live lion. na so the man turn up to the party with live lion ooo
bia nwokem, igboman must flex

obughi nke igbo man must flex. flex and flex well, no be drug money be every..
its sad really.

All for flashy cars, women with big backside and to make noise. My igbo brothers would not want to live a simple and very quiet life.
Very terrible if you ask me .
A life of crime and what have you. We igbos need to start thinking of something decent to do. This one no be life, ife a bughi ndu.

donphilopus:
Same way he secured the lives and properties of Anambra indigenes? Obi is coming nowhere.

Dude, i am from Imo State, i visited Anambara when he was governor.
Anambara was a decent place when he governed there, nothing like kidnap and what have you. It is a different place now because of Soludo. Do not let social media deceive you.

God is the master Politician, and he has endorsed PO as Leader who would end the hate and stupid politics of Tinubu and Atiku and usher in a new Era of development for Nigeria.

God bless us all.

No be man disvirgin you?

If you no love am, you go gree make e enter inside there?
I no know wetin day worry u, you go day talk anyhow like as if na all the man u come across day evil.

Day talk anyhow. Las Las you go still marry us, get dicked , and born for us.

No day do anyhow. Mxm

Candidlady:


you robbed her

then went ahead to rape her

that wasn't enough you decided to end her life


men are the problem of the world ..

yet they will come online to make mouth on how tough they are yet their wives/gf be feeding em throughout year 2022(ino kuku mention name)

god forbid bad thing
rubbish gender


this year full leech mode collect all what they have then leave em for dead

ednut1:
this man you still dey this visa matter

Gone and came back sir. Looking for a Saner place.

captainamiedi1:
Guy do normad visa and rest. African countries get too many policies issues. My opinion sha

My popsi adviced me on that and that is the route i am following so far

Mtcheww

komoland:
Please don't relocate at all, get an expart in plantain plantation that will manage your farm and plant your plantain, please monitor your farm by your self don't rely on your farm manager.

Talking from experience.

You should have a good reason. But he can entrust to his family members na.

gassbee:
Na wao ur fellow kinsmen came to take u out n u r stil defending them

Do you know who he offended when he was in power? What makes you think they would not use the uprising to get back at him.
You no like Igbos, but we dont care. You can die anyway.

Roboto11:
Always scared to admit it is IPOB.

Because it is Not , Is Ohakim still in government or did he cross Paths with Nnamdi Kanu, Simon Ekpa or whoever?
He did not meet his waterloo because he got lucky, apparently he was former governor of Imo State, and if your head day house, you would understand, there was no insurgence of IPOB during time of Ohakim, those he crossed paths with hunt him for whatever reasons. Followers of MNK want their republic, not this propaganda you carry to make yourself have a happy ending out of sheer bias. Truth is Igbos do not care. Your ranting won't even make them worry either.

You go kill yourself.

feyisy86:
I will advise go into the farming, traveling abroad na start from begining, ie new environment, way of life.

Oga , Nigeria is a difficult country. Do you clearly understand Dangote decides market prices now? Do you clearly understand, he is the only one with export / patent rights in a country of about 200 million people? Do you clearly understand as a southerner you cannot easily get financial facilities easily from bank of industry if you are not a northerner? Are you very aware Nigeria has been in a civil war since 2002 since the insurgence of Boko Haram?

Do you know Zimbabweans , South africans , Kenyans with farm lands have all left Nigeria? If it were that simple, if Nigeria was as rosy as you think, do you think we won't all be rich?
Dont go about advicing people wrongly. He should not put his eggs in one basket.

redcliff:
Lol. Anybody who wants to relocate to the states or Canada should be free to go without considering the opportunity cost. But if you are planning on going to Eastern Europe, Italy, spain and you think that you are abroad, you are sillily wasting your time. So when i ask, what country you want to go to, there is every reason to ask as there is a hoooooge difference.

There is something you are missing. Not everyone wants to bare few things in general public (I am one of them).
You do not ask questions to people as u like, no more no less. If he is going anywhere , i believe he has internet to read, he should know where he should be asking questions from.

This is what i am explaining to you. Advice him based on the answers he needs. Forget the rest.

emmie2011:
Oga, the risk in Farming is much, especially if this is your first time of venturing into it. Before the gains can come in will be up from 3 years. I was also in your shoes in 2019. Please if the resources are scares, relocate and come back later to invest in the farm. Farming requires good knowledge, experience and better management practice (all these culminate to more money and time).

If the resources are there, I will encourage you to take both.

Farming takes time for you to have return on investment.

There is risk in nearly everything that happens in Nigeria, as far as you are not Dangote.
That one bought his way into everything. So that is the thing.

Let him keep the farm and let his family be settled thru the farm, then he relocates abroad and does his business, make e no loose from 2 ends.

redcliff:
Please be specific of the country you want to Jakpa to

I think that one should be his private concern. The part you should know about is the advising part to relocate or continue in his farming project.
Other things should not be your business as it stands.
Good day.

Zerofarm:
Hello Nairalander,

I need your suggestion and advice because I just acquired 7 hectares of land for plantain farming in ekiti which will be planted by February next year, the place is secured and free from bandits or herdsmen but everybody is telling me to do relocation instead of farming even though I’ve invested up to 4 million naira into this project because I love Agric….

Please which one is the best advice for me right now as I know how I can make it big by planting up to 10,000 suckers of plantain on this land and get the return in a year, is there market for large production of plantain?

Mods please help me to push this to front page as this is my only option of surviving

Hi,

Allow me to advice you rightly. And do not in anyway desist from what i am about to say.
You can be a big man in Nigeria, and for the sake of a saner environment , very safe place, you can relocate abroad, its a 2 way thing. Let me show you something.
Your farm can be entrusted to your parents (As far they are alive) and you relocate abroad , time to time, the farm would yield profits, and your family back home can be settled from the resources they get from the farm, while you go abroad and make some more money to invest in some other business coming back home.
Only say these people way be family members hear say i day work remotely, you need see the list them bring come for me. Talk less of when you relocate abroad, and na one source of income you get, Think am, even your village people no go reason do anything with their hands again, you don day there na, so you go send money, even to the native doctor way day your village, e go expect say your money go reach there. Their thinking is, once you go abroad, you day see money from that airport you day go, and na one source of income. And you know Europe , US and UK is wired to not make you extremely rich.... reason this thing deeply.

You can relocate abroad, and let your family members manage your farm land for you. If they need money, the farm you have can cater for them while you are away, make you no loose from 2 ends at once.

Think am well.

Urbanchampion:
Igbo agenda won't succeed in the South West, it didn't succeed under Baba Awolowo, it will not succeed under the leadership of Asiwaju.

As u wake up, u no ask for sense.
So The yoruba names you see there nko? You think igbos are segregatory and stupid like you?
Didirin.