₦airaland Forum

VawulenceLover:
[s]I bleeped an olokpa wife. It was satisfying [/s]

Thats not what they asked you sir.

Mxm

olamilekan9:
yes provided you have min of 1000 euros cash at hand during point of entry

Ok, my salary is up to that Gods grace. So please advice when you visited last, they refused my friend last time entry into that nation. I plan on going for a week..

2020,

I travelled to Rwanda and Lost my way around Kayciru. I had a big problem, i did not install Moov on my Cell. I dont speak Kinyarwanda and i just did not know where to start and where to end , I did not have access cards for their 'Tap n go' buses, i just speculated that The trouble to meet me that day, i do not know where to start from..
I got to meet a tutsi , spoke english to him, explaining i lost my way, he could not respond, obviously English was not their Language, i did not know what to do, I looked and saw one of the Policemen in their full regalia and walked up and wanted to explain myself...

At first, i dont know Kinyarwanda, then I said "English?" dude Smiled and asked me "How can I help you sir?" I knew I had arrived, then I smiled back and said "Thank you.." Then started explaining myself..
Long story short, he called a beautiful police officer whom he was with then she used her cell to book Moov for me , and made sure he understood some English. They took me straight to my apartment hotel, and I was shocked. I paid him and he bade me bye and zoomed off... Even at that , the police woman was calling the driver to make sure i got to my apartment hotel safe and sound.

...Very unlike the Nigerian Police.. and the Benin Rep and Kenyan Police.

Rwanda is a country we should timely visit. TBVH.

I used to hear about the turn back of Nigerians at Cape verde Point of entry , i had always wanted to visit there, hence i wanted to know , if Nigerian passport holders can come to Cape verde as usual
Please let me know.

Oga o

haffaze777:
Really? You did not know my father is useless?

I know na. You dont need to tell me.

haffaze777:
That My aimless father is a ba,stard

I Know...

haffaze777:
Just like my useless father

Now i understand. Bastard.

haffaze777:
He's drug Lord like his lying father

You are stupid

Bigchristo:
I don rest Jor since I don know the kind of person lol

No time, Make e day run mouth like craze person. No need waste your power. E type no fit think of anything. If na woman and to do nonsense , na that one them sabi.
This Nairaland, i no know some of the kain stupid people way pack themselves full here.

360degreess:
US and their useless propaganda.. they can only deceive zombidients like someone above me

Propaganda?

AerialMapper:
Nigerian FINTECH shakes hand with Money Laundering

Not all of them sir. There are a lot of decent nigerians out there who run decent startups.

Bigchristo:
Give reasons why you tagged them looters, this is an escrow company that act as intermediary between two companies having transactions in real estate or investment world escrow is the scam bursters because they won’t allow you the receiver lay hand on such funds until the other party has proven to them that they are satisfied with the services or the transaction has gone through successfully as planned they will hold the funds for a period of time which the transaction will take place.

I no know the one way day do you sha, you really have time. You are looking at someone who has a first class in Total stupidity and imbecility, and cannot think and make of something to benefit him and other Nigerians only to rely on government alone to feed him morning , afternoon and Night and you are here advising him. I wonder as e use marry , talk less of to have children...

Someone with high poverty stricken mentality, you do remote work them go say na Yahoo, you think of solving a problem with tech and they tag you fraudulent. and you want to waste your time with that sort of person? E be like say you get time sha.
Leave this idiot alone and let him continue to wallow in his stupidity and darkness , i no know why you no day hear word.

You get time o. He kind of people no get any reasonable achievement for this life as e come out so. Futureless and aimless person na em you day advice and give heads up to and advice. You really get time, believe me, you have a lot of time on your hands

This idiot will finish Nigeria if elected president.

danhans:
You are a wicked man to say this @714 to a dollar ?you don't have conscience to say this

Was 755 yesterday.

We are already quarter to breathless, You finished us already.
Many of us ran to Benin Republic, Togo and even Guinea Bissau as a safe haven, its just the wealthy ones who ran to better places and here you are speaking of breathless when many homes cannot even afford a Meal a day let alone 3.

APC is the worst political party in the entire universe. Stupid people.

noyeko:
Tinubu arrrived Nigeria from London last week, attended only APC campaign launch and Arewa Joint committee session

All the times he spoke, I started rearranging his words like who dey play scrabble.

This morning dem don rush city boy go London again to top up. Make una no dey use Tiger battery for that man, use Duracell battery it lasts longer.

God Abeg o, na every midnight I dey beg you o

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      std.Out('Tinubu is not Santa Clause');
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That Code should put you in the Right Light sir.

BloomingDale:
The CCP is very autocratic hence why Hong Kong and Taiwan wants to be independent. Our politicians are worse than Chinese politicians so we Nigerian women will survive and thrive.

That is what you think nne, That is what you think..
There is a lot that you dont know. China is not the angel you think.

CoronaVirusRelo:
If you think the West is evil, wait for these communists to get hold of Africa

Minus America, the remaining west Na super demons. Then china is the chief Lucifer themselves.

BloomingDale:
I don't mind as a Nigerian woman. If Nigeria can be as developed as china, then by all means they should rule and chase the useless Nigerian men away.

Nigerian women, please let that be our number one prayer point. We the Nigerian women will always align with any group of men that will give us and our children a conducive environment.

Well it's sad, Nigeria won't be as developed as china. You should ask why Hong Kong and Taiwan is opting to go and be independent, before saying Nigeria be as developed as china.

Without Hong Kong and Taiwan there is no China. Go figure.

obailala:
It gets more and more irritating when I hear people regurgitate this ignorance about "China taking over Nigeria cos of loan".

How much is Nigeria owing China in total to elicit this nonsense paranoia?

Sometimes I feel this paranoia is fuelled by dubious politicians who prefer Nigeria to borrow from the World bank and co so they can loot the funds; obviously the Chinese loans are the best performing loans cos politicians cant steal from them.

Nigeria is owing the GDP of another smaller nation as loan collected from China.

Burgundii:
What's this nonsense!

Shebi you day support China over America, why not support this one? Na now your eye clear Abi?

Gift00:
Is China trying to collect Nigeria from us

Na now your eye clear abi?

Thislifee:
Am not going to do drugs or anything..I want to engage in legitimate business. I love south Africa's weather though. I haven't been there but I watch their movies.

My brother i never said you were going there for Drugs, kindly dont get me wrong.
Here is what i am saying here.

Go to Cape Town, dont go to Mafikeng, Gauteng, dont go to Jozi, dont go to places like Pretoria, Port Elizabeth. Go to places like Cape Town, Blomfontein. Start a new Life, you can mingle with the Dutch people there, they good for business, dont mingle with the indians. The blacks in SA are the ones with the bad names, hence i said you go to Cape Town,

You can apply for this visa that grants you open work permit for South Africa and go straight to Cape Town and seek a Job, dont go with visit visas.

Thank me Later. Shalom.

Thislifee:
But south Africa still dey fear me because of xenophobia

With what Nigerians do in Hillbrough, You leave them with No choice. But then, Southy does not hate Nigerians as you think. We Nigerians are just something else to these people.

If you day reason Xenophobia,you wont go anywhere.

Depends on the kind of agreement. He won't support you to use these people to bring Nigeria to its knees

Gumi, you no be good person

MufasaLion:
Yes, you live in those shitty countries in Asia. Fück off!

2 North america, One Africa.
Where have you ever been to?

Swine. You just no get sense.

MufasaLion:
I didn't insult you, I only recognized your stupidity and ignorance. Also, you should counter my fact and not run away. Oh, I've forgotten someone like you can't relocate easily to saner climes. Safe trip to India, boy.

I've mentioned your ignorant ass again. Why not invoke your stupid god or spirits? Retàrded creature!

Goodbye!

I live in 3 Countries, India is not one of them. Dont waste your time, i am not as drunk and idiotic as you are.
You are just as idiotic as your silly parents. Dunce of no reformed character.

I pity you. Stupid Dickhead who knows nothing than to talk and insult people in the name of discussion. Dog.

MufasaLion:
You're being plain stupid right now! Going to India makes no difference because those schools are not rated and their certificate is useless! You can't expect me to employ you because you attended a school in India. A poorly rated school for that matter!

If anybody can't afford schools in Europe, they should strive to attend good schools here! Some of those going to India are just dullards that couldn't pass WAEC and JAMB! You can't be a dullard and expect admission to good schools in Nigeria!

Many are still going to schools in Benin Republic because it's easier to enter; albeit useless!

You are a complete Moron__. You cannot hold a decent conversation without being idiotically and uselessly insulting, and your imbecility wants me to listen to a swine like you who has no morals.

Hades is where you should go. Anuofia. Mention me again, and die a useless fellow. Person way no get papa.

MufasaLion:
You both are still not reasonable. The country is hard, yes, but there are more better countries to study! In fact, that school in India is poorly rated! Most of these people are going to India to study courses that can be studied here with less tuition fee and no restriction on anything!

You're screaming bad labour market as if job is readily available for them in India. Stop being ignorant.

The only person who does not understand a thing here and is flat out unreasonable is you.
Do you consider the fact not everyone has the money to go to Europe? Why not sponsor them to good countries since you think you are being reasonable? Strike is holding them back, they want where they can get something cheap as thats where their hand fit reach, Please is it a bad decision to take?
Oga carry your frustration day go biko. You obviously dont know anything.

BloomingDale:
Muslim think say na everybody dey tolerate their religion of terrorism and extremism. They should keep running o, hopefully Allah will come to their rescue. If not, na straight to their god if those indians catch them.

Read the way islam came to India, then you will understand why Indians behaved so.

MufasaLion:
Buhari forced them? Are there no better schools in Nigeria? Some of you talk without reasoning.

The misrule.
After 8 months , Strike and what not, finished courses and be enrolled into "Labour seeking markets", High inflation, and several evil Lurking in this country unlike 2014 and co.
That is what he is trying to explain to you.

So Yes, before i forget, he talks with Reasoning. You would have asked what he meant.