₦airaland Forum

Jirair:
*Covers nose with a tablecloth*. You go get nothing from me, madame Ginalex, the busybody hungry goat. Your stench is nauseating ooo. Haba, no money to bath either? Nasty, stinking non-entity.

If you wanna lie next time, think it through very well before doing it. So you don't shoot yourself in the leg or look stupid when you do....

Not everyone is as dumb as you love

Always too quick to show off money they don't have

Jirair:
*Covers nose with a tablecloth*. You go get nothing from me!! Madame Ginalex, the busybody hungry goat, your stench is nauseating ooo. Haba, no money to bath either?

Buhari, why??!!!

Incoherent jargons is what you are typing now baby .... Stop blaming Buhari for your stupidity Hanty... Leave the old man alone...

Simply check the trash folder of your gmail account... All what you delete from your inbox goes there... I'm sure the proof is there too...

Just a screenshot is what we need... No need for long talks... Get the proof there and post it ... SIMPLE

Jirair... Check the trash folder of your gmail account darling... I'm sure the mail will still be there... You can't tell us you also deleted your trash folder too ....

Let's search for the proof together in the trash folder ... Hurry, it's not too late.... Do it as e dey hot...
Check it and post it

zoho23:
Good evening everyone. How can I achieve a smooth face? I have pimples and dark spots

Picture below

Apply face mask... One with that contains pure honey and aloe Vera gel or tea leaves

Don't runaway jirair.... Insult me all you want if it makes you happy... But I bet it'll make you happier if you rubbish my reputation here by uploading the proof of me begging you for money... Or even an empty PM from Ginalex... Go on now.... Expose me ...

I think say you get sense before... Now I know you're just a numbskull... Because someone with sense wouldn't lie like that when she knows she would not be able to provide any proof...

Just do Foodlanders a favour by Posting your evidence Hanty... No one is interested in where your mum went or what she told you... That's too much information

All we want is proof... POST YOUR PROOF. Go dig it out from wherever you deleted it to... Check the trash folder of your gmail account... I'm sure you didn't remember to delete it from there too

Post oooo

Jirair:
I responded to this above, so I won't waste my words on you any further. My mom who just came back from Nigeria recently told me how so many people are frustrated. You're a typical example. I hope things get better for you and you can stop being a miserable beast. Ewwww, hungry goat!

POST THE PROOF you shameless wannabe.... ...

She's trying so hard to save face... After being caught in her lies...

Jirair:
Yawn. I delete PMs as I get them. I don't make my money off NL and have nothing to prove to anyone but you PMed me!!! You're obviously not going to admit it, lying bitch!!! Why you did is your perogative. Don't be mad that I didn't reply, lmbbo!!! Go make money and stop begging people online, hungry goat!!!

Giving explanations where it's not needed ... What's our own with what you do with PMs?? Post the proof you shameless wannabe...

POST IT!!!

You think you're smart but not so smart as to think you'd be asked for proof of your claims... Shameless shegoat....

Post the proof Shameless liar

Jirair, why would you want to "protect" my reputation by "deleting" the so called evidence that proves that I "PMed" you, huh ??

Billionaire Jirair... LMAO

Jirair:
What proof after I deleted it?? It's not every PM I entertain and certainly not yours!!! No, but I've worked with bipolar and schizo patients like you, idiot!!

LMAO....hahahahahahahabahah.... Shameless thing!!!

So quick to tell the whole world I begged you for money only to have "deleted" the proof that would have "backed up" your claim.

Do you think people here are fools??

Kai! Shameless agbaya

POST IT AUNTY... "EXPOSE ME" TO THE WORLD

Jirair undelete the proof and post ooo RICH WOMAN

Jirair:
It's impossible for someone who has never had a relationship to have a broken heart, brethren. My heart is intact and well-insulated. Ahhh, you've ran out of things to say. Try again, werey!!

Why in the world are you trying to PM me?!! Run ya mouth online then beg for money privately, or why the first are you in my PM ??!!

Jesus ... You've added lying to you list of talents??

Who was trying to PM you Biko? I dare you to upload the proof now ...

Are you Bipolar or something?? I think it's way past time for you medicine... Someone get her her medicine ASAP.

How desperate to appear so high and mighty

Post your proof now you LIAR!!!,.
You must post that proof today.

Jirair:
I don't give a flying beaver if you're not for sidetalks. I didn't mention your name because you weren't important enough for me to mention but clearly you were pained by my post, otherwise you could've ignored it. Ain't nobody mention your name, dimwit. I quoted the human being I wanted to address and you replied as if you had been waiting for someone that say something.

In fact, serious Hunger dey worry you! You've never posted your own food pictures but you've turned yourself into the food police. I understand. If it's money you need just ask, but I wouldn't want to waste my generosity on a non-entity. Else, as I've suggested find yourself the nearest transformer or pull a Tunji Balogun. Thanks in advance.

Bitterness... That's what your post reeks... The frustration and aggression you talk about is what this post right here is all about..

I won't stoop to your level of name calling love... Too too low for me...

Go take care of your broken heart and heal fast darling

You go dey alright las las...
Adios

Jirair:
Between me and you, you're the busybody and attention-seeker. I intentionally left your name out in my post yet you quoted me. The shoe fits, huh? Go hug a transformer, abeg. I'm not responsible for your frustrations, boo.

Listen darling , first off, I'm not the one for sidetalks... If I have something to say, I say it unlike some people (u).

Secondly, you've just tried to turn my first post to what it's not (a simple joke to something so serious)... If you're frustrated about something and you are looking for who to pour out your frustration on, my dear, you got the wrong girl.

Miss defender of the defenseless, painting people black just so she can appear as the heroine that saves the day... Hope you're happy now that your aim has been achieved....

Tata Miss Goody two shoes

Jirair:
I'm glad you didn't reply her dumb comment; it isn't deserving of one. It's meant to intimidate you from posting but don't be. Some people here have turned themselves into nuisances with their commenting unnecessarily on other people's food pics. You can write an epistle or thesis if you want to. lol. ( :

Busybody are you done?

Hanty "notice me or I die"

BlueRayDick:
So yesterday was really splufik. I had already prepare my favorite yam and egg as early as 4.45am. Yeah this time the yam was fried and not cooked( I too like yam)

Same yesterday was my soft colleague's birthday and bros did gave us treat as lunch. His caterers slid in about launch period and gave us better better.

Pix 1- Breakfast- fried yam and egg prepared by me. ( I so much enjoy crayfish in my fried eggs)

Pix 2- Lunch - semo and better efo riro with so many lost creatures in the sea right inside the ẹ̀fọ́. And yes, chicken and fish was served with the meal but the overzealous caterer has used soup cover everything

Bros bros.... Your epistle long ontop food wey u post o... I even think say na the recipe u dey share sef

tribalistseun:
See this kiss and tell that will see an actress changing clothes and run outside to tell the world he has seen boobs

KingRex1:
People don't know that transactions like this involves 4 financial institutions. The paying bank (polaris), the switch/processor (interswitch), NIBSS (CBN) and the merchant's bank(POS).

So when there is an error like this, true to network failing along the line, your money hangs and it takes serious process for it to retrace its step back or to the destination bank.

CBN can't sanction a bank cus truly its no one's fault, its just a general failed system in Nigeria. CBN can only sanction a bank if it ignores your complaint and fails to revert your money after the said number of days.

Did you read the OP? This happened since December 22 (3months ago) does it take any bank that long to revert a simple transaction. @Op do what I advised and thank me later. Speaking from experience. I'm very sure the head office would call you by the time they see the mail.

fidel3431:
You are telling me that you are not trying to discourage anyone...Bro we live in a discouraged nation...we know this.
Just let everyone do what they are convinced to do..

Its that simple.

UK or no UK , we have applied , we have applied. Any stage we stop, nothing spoil .life continues.

Again..its that simple

I just tire for those people o... Is it their application??

GambaOsaka:
You here making noise instead of preparing for your next test or advertising your domains?
I wish you luck kiddo.

I don't need your ill luck Onku... Pocket it and go hug transformer.

GambaOsaka:
So what will I gain by discouraging others?
You are probably a product of those "unaccredited" universities.
It is obvious you are brain - dead or something.
Is it with this brain you are going to write the aptitude test?
When you cant even read and understand a few lines.
I'm sure you don't even qualify for screening.

Gerrarahia st*pid

When caught in their lies they resort to insults.... TYPICAL... Pained hegoat.

Common f*ck off this thread Pessimistic buffoon...

As for the bolded, I'll remind you later when I get past that phase.... Now vaporize outta here!!! Silly thing.

Aliyahsrecipes:
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Happy Friday and have a fabulous one!

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alert01:
Guys. no need to fight one another.

A friend of mine just ended his masters degree in engineering at the university of Southampton UK last December. He has already been recruited into the NNPC grad trainee last month. His father is a core influencer from the north.

Some of you'll not believe, but it is no concern of mine.

Regards

All of you and your UK friends sha... Is this friend of yours already a manager too??

chasers:
C4_KITCHEN

Is that an octopus or squid I see on your plate ...

larride:
No one is asking you to believe in anything. You can just do us all a favor by not applying in the first place so you can have the opportunity to laugh at all of us that applied. At least we will have 1 person less to worry about competing with.

If I may ask, which rightouesness were you trying to fulfill?

My dear, help me ask him. If my elder brother had that mentality during his time I'm very sure he'll not be working at NNPC today....

People will be shouting "Oluwa pick my call" upandan but won't play their part of applying because according to them it's a "waste of time". Lemme "waste my time" and give this my best shot than just sit here and assume... Afterall, what is there to lose?

GambaOsaka:
Ode ni e

You are the st*pid one. You came here and dished out one cockk and bull story probably to discourage others from applying and think everyone is as st*pid as you to believe it.... Ode

GambaOsaka:
Some years ago, I travelled all the way from Ebonyi state (Night bus) to write aptitude test at Ikeja cantonment for this NNPC graduate trainee thing. There was so much crowd that day. Infact a lady came in her wedding gown as it was a saturday (lol).

I knew right there at the venue that I've wasted my tfare when I saw an old friend whose father is a topshot in NNPC. The guy came all the way from the UK to write the test.

Several years down the line, we have not heard 'pa' or 'po' from NNPC, my friend is now a manager there now.

I'm not discouraging anybody from applying o.
The system might have changed now or God might say it's your time.

Na like that them dey become manager fast fast abi .... Friend from the UK ko, from Cotonou ni Thank you baba. Remain blessed

$1600 is correct
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Foxie

Afootee:
Everything happens for a reason, that we were rejected doesn't mean we are not qualified enough for the post, time and chance are two factors that works for every human. As I was expecting my regret mail since there was no success mail.

I woke up yesterday and got a mind blowing email I never expected, the mail was sent 1:35am, I was lucky to be part of the 3050 applicants selected from over 216,000 applicants across Africa to be given $5,000 grant as an entrepreneur.

PWC regret mail dropped around 10am, but I have got a better result making me happy.

This is great news. Super happy for you

theoptimist298:
Dont worry urself about salary. Every year u get promoted and ur salary increases. In a year u would be earning above what majority of companies pay at your level except oil companies. That 180k or more is just a disguise. Before u know, it jumps to 250k, 300k, etc. Salary would be the least of ur worries when u get the job. U wont even have the time to spend it. Alert would come in and u would feel nothing due to pressure. Here are a list of some pressures u will and must deal with as long as u get the job.

Pressure to be a high flyer, pressure to reconcile how u see/saw urself before the job versus how colleagues see u, pressure from the bullies, pressure to meet deadline, pressure to learn the work, pressure from pple being rude and talking down to u, pressure from people who are ur age mates or younger but are ur superiors and are bossing u around like ur dad, pressure to fit in, pressure to fill time sheet ( u must account for how u spend ur 8 hours everyday), pressure from traffic, pressure to look sharp always even when tired, pressure to work in teams with people u may not like, pressure to remain in touch with family and friends, pressure from feedback on the job, pressure from passing professional exams because everyone including ur managers and partners would ask u when result comes out, etc lmao

@ the bolded, except oil companies u say... Ok

nonsobaba:
If it is not anambra, it can't be like anambra.

ODE!

teresafaith:
What's their email address?

contactcbn@cbn.gov.ng

A nicely composed mail will do the magic... Or do twitter like the other guy suggested.

teresafaith:
I don't know if this is the right section to post this.

As I'm typing this, I'm really depressed, angry and frustrated cos Skye/polaris wants to kill me before my time.

I made a transaction through pos with a skye/polaris ATM card on the 22nd of December 2018, the pos machine kept saying declined, so I had to go to an atm near by to withdraw, cos I needed the goods I purchased.

Only for me to get home, I saw an alert of debit on my phone, I immediately called their customer service, I was told to wait ten working days so as to rectify the situation, brothers and sister, it has been the same story ever since.

I even went to one of their branches, I'm still hearing same story.

Someone should please help me on how to collect my money back, cos I really need it.

Mydn44 lalasticlala

Send a mail to CBN and copy Polaris in it.

Benscolari:
the onions will soon be kept in their proper place... The thrash can

LMAO

Benscolari:
Lunch
#BENSCOLARI

I thought u said u didn't like onions?
Why onions kon scatter your plate laidis?